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Rand\u011bn\u00ed je milou tradic\u00ed a uchyluj\u00ed se k\u00a0n\u00ed tak\u0159ka v\u0161echny p\u00e1ry. Vyjma sexem posedl\u00fdch dobrodruh\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed tuhle f\u00e1z\u00ed p\u0159esko\u010d\u00ed v\u011bdomi si toho, \u017ee \u0161\u00e1lit srdce je fajn, ale v\u00a0praxi jde o \u00fapln\u011b jin\u00fd org\u00e1n, tak pro\u010d ztr\u00e1cet \u010das. Rande je p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fd okam\u017eik o\u0165uk\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed se, pozn\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed, sbli\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed a jak\u00fdsi opi\u010d\u00ed tanec.<\/p>\n
Prim\u00e1ti se v\u00a0\u00favodu p\u00e1\u0159\u00edc\u00edho ritu\u00e1lu d\u011blaj\u00ed lep\u0161\u00edmi, hez\u010d\u00edmi, siln\u011bj\u0161\u00edmi, ukazuj\u00ed, co nab\u00edzej\u00ed a bojuj\u00ed o p\u0159\u00edze\u0148 druh\u00e9ho. Vlastn\u011b stejn\u011b jako my. Jen lid\u00e9 to zabalili do z\u00e1voje romantiky, nato\u010dili o tom filmy, nazp\u00edvali p\u00edsni\u010dky a vymysleli sv\u00e1tek svat\u00e9ho Valent\u00fdna. Zaml\u010d\u00edme li anim\u00e1ln\u00ed podstatu, je rande celkem fajn z\u00e1le\u017eitost.<\/p>\n
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My, \u017eeny, si takov\u00fd n\u00e1dhern\u00fd ve\u010der dok\u00e1\u017eeme zkazit hned od za\u010d\u00e1tku, kdy p\u0159ed otev\u0159enou sk\u0159\u00edn\u00ed propadneme hysterick\u00e9mu z\u00e1chvatu:\u00a0\u201ePanebo\u017ee, j\u00e1 nem\u00e1m co na sebe.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n Jako by snad mohl p\u00e1nb\u00ed\u010dek za to, \u017ee si neum\u00edme nakoupit dostatek padnouc\u00edho oble\u010den\u00ed, udr\u017eet si v\u00e1hu, nebo pro jednou v\u011bd\u011bt, co chceme. Potom n\u00e1sleduje etuda v\u00a0koupeln\u011b, kde za pomoc\u00ed dostupn\u00fdch chemik\u00e1li\u00ed sna\u017e\u00edme navodit dojem, \u017ee se nikdy nepot\u00edme, nikde n\u00e1m nerostou chloupky a takhle b\u00e1je\u010dn\u011b vypad\u00e1me v podstatn\u011b hned po probuzen\u00ed, jen trochu p\u0159e\u010de\u0161eme ofinu. Ofinu? Co takhle cop, drdol, vysok\u00fd drdol, extra vysok\u00fd drdol, voln\u011b rozpustit, vy\u010desat. Posledn\u00edm h\u0159eb\u00ed\u010dkem do rakvi\u010dky je l\u00ed\u010den\u00ed: romanticky naivn\u00ed, ale nevypadat jako naivka, sp\u00ed\u0161 dramatick\u00e9, ale neb\u00fdt za hysterku, nah\u00e9, ale ned\u00e1vat najevo, \u017ee chci b\u00fdt nah\u00e1 je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed z\u00e1kuskem\u2026.kruci.<\/p>\n Pak p\u0159ijde hodina H, minuta M a on \u0159ekne:<\/strong>\u00a0\u201e Slu\u0161\u00ed ti to.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n Nebo taky ne, ale vy v\u00edte, \u017ee v\u00e1m to slu\u0161\u00ed a mohl to alespo\u0148 ocenit, proto\u017ee z\u00a0ka\u017ed\u00e9 va\u0161\u00ed \u0159asy k\u0159i\u010d\u00ed to martyrium, kter\u00e9 jste podstoupila, ne\u017e se kone\u010dn\u011b dovalil na rande. Kdy\u017e to ocen\u00ed, na\u0161tve to \u00fapln\u011b stejn\u011b, proto\u017ee takov\u00fd v\u00fdkon odm\u011bnit jen t\u0159emi slovy, to dok\u00e1\u017ee jen \u00fapln\u00fd ignorant. V\u00a0p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b, \u017ee na v\u00e1s p\u011bje \u00f3dy od cul\u00edku a\u017e k\u00a0pat\u011b, dejte si na n\u011bho bacha, patrn\u011b jde o n\u011bjakou teatr\u00e1ln\u00ed subinku a po j\u00eddle bude cht\u00edt, abyste ho se\u0159ezala.<\/p>\n Kdy\u017e si odbudete vrk\u00e1n\u00ed a kone\u010dn\u011b usednete u stolu v\u00a0n\u011bjak\u00e9 distingovan\u00e9 restauraci, polo\u017e\u00ed p\u0159ed v\u00e1s \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edk j\u00eddeln\u00ed l\u00edstek a vy si zcela v\u00a0mantinelech opi\u010d\u00edho tance objedn\u00e1te ku\u0159ec\u00ed sal\u00e1t s\u00a0dresingem bez dresingu a popros\u00edte \u010d\u00ed\u0161n\u00edka, zda by kucha\u0159 byl od t\u00e9 dobroty a vynechal ku\u0159ec\u00ed maso. Vy p\u0159eci mysl\u00edte na v\u0161echno, na svou linii, trp\u00edc\u00ed zv\u00ed\u0159ata, de\u0161tn\u00e9 pralesy, ekologii a nap\u011bt\u00ed na Golandsk\u00fdch v\u00fd\u0161in\u00e1ch.<\/p>\n Po ve\u010de\u0159i mu\u017e objedn\u00e1 drink, proto\u017ee mu jasn\u00e9, \u017ee ho bude pot\u0159ebovat a vy si distingovan\u011b poru\u010d\u00edte b\u00edl\u00fd vinn\u00fd st\u0159ik z\u00a0v\u00fd\u0161e popsan\u00fdch d\u016fvod\u016f. Nejrad\u0161i byste si dala velkou vodku, ale ve\u010de\u0159ela jste jenom lupen\u00ed a mohla byste doty\u010dn\u00e9ho zn\u00e1silnit\u00a0 nebo pozvracet je\u0161t\u011b v\u00a0tax\u00edku. V\u00a0hor\u0161\u00edm p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b byste mu na sebe vy\u017evanila v\u0161echno i velikost stahovac\u00edho pr\u00e1dla, kter\u00e9 dr\u017e\u00ed va\u0161e vnady ten ve\u010der na uzd\u011b.<\/p>\n On z\u00a0cel\u00e9ho ve\u010dera pochop\u00ed, \u017ee jste mil\u00e1, n\u011b\u017en\u00e1, inteligentn\u00ed, v\u0161emiluj\u00edc\u00ed bytost, kterou by mohly snadno vylekat jak\u00e9koliv anim\u00e1ln\u00ed n\u00e1vrhy, proto v\u00e1s na rozlou\u010denou pol\u00edb\u00ed na tv\u00e1\u0159 a hod\u00ed v\u00e1s dom\u016f je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed ve\u010dern\u00ed\u010dkem.<\/p>\n Vy si \u0159eknete, \u017ee chlapi jsou idioti, chu\u0165 na kvalitn\u00ed sex ukoj\u00edte v\u00a0lednici zbytkem ovarov\u00e9ho kolene a kone\u010dn\u011b se po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b naj\u00edte.<\/p>\n My \u017eeny nev\u00edme, co chceme a ned\u00e1me pokoj, dokud to nedostaneme.<\/strong><\/p>\n ToraToraTora<\/em><\/p>\n [sexy_author_bio]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Views: 232Rand\u011bn\u00ed je milou tradic\u00ed a uchyluj\u00ed se k\u00a0n\u00ed tak\u0159ka v\u0161echny p\u00e1ry. Vyjma sexem posedl\u00fdch dobrodruh\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed tuhle f\u00e1z\u00ed p\u0159esko\u010d\u00ed v\u011bdomi si toho, \u017ee \u0161\u00e1lit srdce je fajn, ale v\u00a0praxi jde o \u00fapln\u011b jin\u00fd org\u00e1n, tak pro\u010d ztr\u00e1cet \u010das. Rande je p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fd okam\u017eik o\u0165uk\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed se, pozn\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed, sbli\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed a jak\u00fdsi opi\u010d\u00ed tanec.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":9932,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-vztahy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t![\"27523NTJ.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/text_img\/27523NTJ.jpg\")
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