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Pro mo\u017enost druhou doru\u010duji si dne\u0161ek po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b u\u017e\u00edvat, proto\u017ee \u010dlov\u011bk nikdy nev\u00ed.<\/p>\n
Na ka\u017ed\u00fd p\u00e1d, jestli se probud\u00edte i z\u00edtra, znamen\u00e1 to dal\u0161\u00ed pravd\u011bpodobnost.<\/p>\n
Na\u0161eho neomyln\u00e9ho proroka Harolda Campinga mo\u017en\u00e1 op\u011bt klepne pepka, co\u017e je mi velice l\u00edto.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Na druhou stranu, je\u0161t\u011b m\u00e1 nad\u011bji, \u017ee kdy\u017e se bude d\u00edvat na sv\u011bt pozitivn\u011b, co\u017e evidentn\u011b um\u00ed, m\u016f\u017ee vesele a s d\u016fv\u011brou napl\u00e1novat jin\u00e9 datum a nic se ned\u011bje.<\/p>\n \u017divot jde d\u00e1l. (Mrzut\u00e9, \u017ee?)<\/p>\n <\/p>\n „Sv\u011bt bude zni\u010den 21.kv\u011btna 2011. P\u0159ijde to nar\u00e1z,\u201c<\/em> prohl\u00e1sil prorok. <\/strong><\/p>\n Po t\u00e9, co se sv\u011bt celkem v pohod\u011b probudil 22. kv\u011btna ze sp\u00e1nku do st\u00e1le existuj\u00edc\u00edho sv\u011bta, tak se pan Harold s man\u017eelkou rad\u011bji sbalil a odjel a n\u011bkolik dn\u00ed se sv\u00fdm stoupenc\u016fm neozval.<\/p>\n N\u00e1sledn\u011b ho postihla mrtvice.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Zotavil se a posunul datum soudn\u00e9ho dne a apokalypsy na 21. \u0159\u00edjna. Tedy na dne\u0161ek.<\/strong><\/p>\n V kv\u011btnu ale podle prorokov\u00fdch proroctv\u00ed opravdu sestoupil B\u016fh na Zemi. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b, pouze duchovn\u011b.<\/p>\n T\u00edm, podle pana Campinga B\u016fh zah\u00e1jil „duchovn\u00ed\u201c soudn\u00fd den, jeho\u017e vyvrcholen\u00edm bude zni\u010den\u00ed planety.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n DNESKA!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Harold Camping je devades\u00e1tilet\u00fd p\u00e1n, kter\u00fd je p\u016fvodn\u011b vystudovan\u00fd stavebn\u00ed in\u017een\u00fdr.<\/strong><\/p>\n Pozd\u011bji v sob\u011b objevil velk\u00fd duchovn\u00ed potenci\u00e1l a jako k\u0159es\u0165ansk\u00fd kazatel se po\u010dal anga\u017eovat na vlastn\u00edch rozhlasov\u00fdch stanic\u00edch Family Radio.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Pades\u00e1t let k\u00e1\u017ee. <\/strong><\/p>\n B\u011bhem t\u00e9to doby vypo\u010d\u00edtal konec sv\u011bta vlastn\u011b \u010dty\u0159ikr\u00e1t.<\/p>\n Prvn\u00ed na rok 1988, pak na 1994, na kv\u011bten 2011 a naposledy na dne\u0161ek.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Pan Camping m\u00e1 navzdory faktu, \u017ee se mu neda\u0159\u00ed strefit tu pravou dobu sv\u011btov\u00e9ho z\u00e1niku, velikou autoritu.<\/strong><\/p>\n Kdybyste n\u00e1hodou nev\u011bd\u011bli, jak si vyd\u011blat n\u011bco m\u00e1lo prost\u0159edk\u016f, m\u016f\u017eete za\u010d\u00edt takto:<\/p>\n Se\u017ee\u0148te si bed\u00fdnku od raj\u010dat, stoupn\u011bte na ni t\u0159eba na V\u00e1clav\u00e1ku a ka\u017ete. Pak m\u016f\u017eete k\u00e1zat t\u0159eba v r\u00e1diu a sem tam napl\u00e1nujte n\u011bjakou tu apokalypsu.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u017de to nebude fungovat, proto\u017ee lid\u00e9 v\u00e1m za to asi nic nedaj\u00ed?<\/strong><\/p>\n Jen za rok 2009 z\u00edskala Campingova neziskov\u00e1 organizace podle agentury AP dary ve v\u00fd\u0161i 319 milion\u016f korun!!<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n To stoj\u00ed za trochu \u010dasu a p\u00e1r slov vr\u017een\u00fdch do davu, ne?<\/p>\n A vy se placat\u00edte v kancel\u00e1\u0159i za p\u00e1r tis\u00edc!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n J\u00e1 se v\u00e1m div\u00edm! <\/p>\n V ka\u017ed\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b, den je p\u0159ed n\u00e1mi, a kdybyste n\u00e1hodou zaznamenali gigantick\u00e9 zem\u011bt\u0159esen\u00ed a ohniv\u00fd d\u00e9\u0161\u0165<\/strong>, tak bednu u\u017e nesh\u00e1n\u011bjte, po\u0161lete \u0161\u00e9fa (kam je libo)<\/em>, zav\u0159ete kancel\u00e1\u0159 a jd\u011bte d\u011blat n\u011bco smyslupln\u00e9ho.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Tak se toti\u017e DELETE SV\u011aTA ohl\u00e1s\u00ed a my m\u00e1me p\u00e1r hodin, nebo dn\u016f.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n P\u0159es to p\u0159eji v\u0161em kr\u00e1sn\u00fd, mo\u017en\u00e1 posledn\u00ed a t\u00edm tedy i co nejkr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed den!<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n MIMOCHODEM, B\u011aHEM DNE\u0160KA VYJDOU PRAVIDLA NOV\u00c9 SOUT\u011a\u017dE. <\/strong><\/p>\n JAK JINAK, NE\u017d <\/strong><\/p>\n APOKALYPTICK\u00c9!<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n M\u00ed\u0161a K. <\/em><\/p>\n [sexy_author_bio]<\/p>\n Views: 6Pokud jste pr\u00e1v\u011b otev\u0159eli Popelky, pokud na va\u0161em stole von\u00ed k\u00e1va, pokud jste se r\u00e1no v\u016fbec probudili a s chut\u00ed p\u0159iv\u00edtali p\u00e1tek, pak to m\u016f\u017ee znamenat dv\u011b v\u011bci: Bu\u010fto konec sv\u011bta nenastal, nebo je\u0161t\u011b nenastal. 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