Alespo\u0148 jednu vlastnost m\u00e1m ryze \u017eenskou. M\u00e1m z n\u00ed radost a p\u011bstuji si ji. Toti\u017e, \u201eNem\u00e1m co na sebe\u201c<\/em>.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Kalsicky otev\u00edr\u00e1m sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148 ve strachu, \u017ee prost\u011b nenaraz\u00edm na nic, co by m\u011b zaujalo.<\/strong><\/p>\n Fakt, \u017ee p\u0159esto\u017ee \u010das od \u010dasu toto m\u00edsto uklid\u00edm, je na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed m\u00e1lo proti faktu, \u017ee drtivou v\u011bt\u0161inou mus\u00edm dvacet minut hrabat jako rotvajler, abych se p\u0159es svetry a kalhoty dostala k tri\u010dk\u016fm.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Je to jist\u00fd druh adrenalinu, kter\u00fd si sice vy\u010d\u00edt\u00e1m, ale v z\u00e1sad\u011b ho na sob\u011b obdivuji.<\/strong><\/p>\n Norm\u00e1ln\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk by se v m\u00e9 sk\u0159\u00edni nezorientoval, ani se satelitn\u00ed navigac\u00ed a IQ 280.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Nech\u00e1pu proto, jak tam mohl b\u00eddn\u011b nezhynout jsa zcela ztracen ten obrovsk\u00fd mol, kter\u00fd proti mn\u011b v\u010dera r\u00e1no zb\u011bsile vyrazil, div\u017ee m\u011b nep\u0159im\u00e1\u010dkl naproti na dve\u0159e.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Pravda, byl zna\u010dn\u011b vyd\u011b\u0161en\u00fd.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u201eJo, p\u0159\u00edteli moje sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148 to nen\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 nau\u010dn\u00e1 stezka. Tam by se ztratil i vorel\u201c<\/em>, pov\u00edd\u00e1m mu.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Nicm\u00e9n\u011b, vyvstal mi probl\u00e9m.<\/strong><\/p>\n Pokud m\u00e1 tento \u017eivo\u010dich rodinu, mohlo by se snadno st\u00e1t, \u017ee to, co hled\u00e1m, jakkoli zkraje netu\u0161\u00edm \u017dE to hled\u00e1m, by mohlo zmizet v za\u017e\u00edvac\u00edm traktu n\u011bkoho jin\u00e9ho, a na to jsem moc hamoun.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u010cili, \u2026zavra\u017edit se mi ho rukou necht\u011blo, kdy\u017e u\u017e byl tak state\u010dn\u00fd a p\u0159e\u017eil, ale trp\u011bt jeho fam\u00edlii taky ne.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n A z\u00e1van naftal\u00ednu ve mn\u011b vzbuzuje asociaci komunistick\u00e9 LDNky.<\/strong><\/p>\n Babi, co tys to d\u00e1vala do t\u011bch sk\u0159\u00edn\u00ed, \u017ee to nesmrd\u011blo? \u017de by ty cedulky s textem: \u201eV\u00edm, \u017ee mi sem chod\u00ed\u0161 a v\u00edm, jak se jmenuje\u0161\u201c,<\/strong><\/em> byly na moly?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ne, j\u00e1 v\u00edm, to bylo na zlod\u011bje, kte\u0159\u00ed sem pravideln\u011b chodili na ut\u011brky a had\u00e9rky na n\u00e1dob\u00ed a kte\u0159\u00ed byli jenom ve tv\u00e9 roztomil\u00e9 hlav\u011b.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Jo, levandule!<\/strong><\/p>\n Ze star\u00fdch pun\u010doch babi\u010dka \u0161ila mali\u010dk\u00e9 pytl\u00ed\u010dky, do kter\u00fdch vkl\u00e1dala levandulov\u00e1 kv\u00edtka. Zat\u00edmco n\u00e1m lidem, levandule von\u00ed, pro mola je to jako by m\u011bl na nose lejno.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n A potom, chmel!<\/strong><\/p>\n Piva\u0159i z mol\u016f rozhodn\u011b nebudou, na to jsou experti \u0161v\u00e1bi. Moli chmel nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00edmo bytostn\u011b. Z\u0159ejm\u011b se na mejdanech po\u0159\u00e1dan\u00fdch na ciz\u00edch spo\u010f\u00e1rech zp\u00edjej\u00ed vodkou.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Stejn\u011b tak jsou moli p\u011bkn\u00e1 pras\u00e1tka, proto\u017ee maj\u00ed vysloven\u011b alergii na m\u00fddlo.<\/strong><\/p>\n Tak\u017ee, pokud nen\u00ed po ruce chmel a ani levandule, sta\u010d\u00ed d\u00e1t do pytl\u00ed\u010dku z pun\u010dochy po vzoru m\u00e9 babi\u010dky oby\u010dejn\u00e9 nastrouhan\u00e9 m\u00fddlo a parti\u010dka mol\u016f si jist\u011b za\u010dne hledat jinou bytnou.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n A pak si pamatuji je\u0161t\u011b jeden f\u00edgl t\u00e9to d\u00e1my a b\u00fdval\u00e9 dlouholet\u00e9 \u00fa\u010detn\u00ed, dnes m\u00e9ho obl\u00edben\u00e9ho ducha a postavy ze vzpom\u00ednek.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ten zase funguje na ty potv\u016frky l\u00e9tav\u00e9, kter\u00e9 b\u00fdvaj\u00ed ve \u0161pajzu a l\u00edb\u00ed se jim po\u0159\u00e1dat rozmno\u017eovac\u00ed orgie v mouce a strouhance.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Milovat a mno\u017eit se zaru\u010den\u011b nebudou tam, kde vis\u00ed v s\u00e1\u010dku citronov\u00e1 k\u016fra a nebo pep\u0159.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n A \u2026\u0161lo to i bez chemie.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ne\u017e baba naftal\u00ednov\u00e1 budu rad\u011bji baba chmelov\u00e1.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n I kdy\u017e, je\u0161t\u011b l\u00edp : LEVANDULOV\u00c1!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n P\u0159eji kr\u00e1sn\u00fd den!<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n M\u00ed\u0161a K.<\/em><\/p>\n [sexy_author_bio]<\/p>\n Views: 14 Alespo\u0148 jednu vlastnost m\u00e1m ryze \u017eenskou. M\u00e1m z n\u00ed radost a p\u011bstuji si ji. Toti\u017e, \u201eNem\u00e1m co na sebe\u201c. Kalsicky otev\u00edr\u00e1m sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148 ve strachu, \u017ee prost\u011b nenaraz\u00edm na nic, co by m\u011b zaujalo. Fakt, \u017ee p\u0159esto\u017ee \u010das od \u010dasu toto m\u00edsto uklid\u00edm, je na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed m\u00e1lo proti faktu, \u017ee drtivou v\u011bt\u0161inou mus\u00edm dvacet minut […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ranni-kavy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t![\"3634NzU.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/text_img\/3634NzU.jpg\")
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