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Pamatujete si na hnusn\u00e9 ob\u011bdy ve \u0161koln\u00ed j\u00eddeln\u011b?<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Jak n\u00e1m nutili ml\u00edkovou pol\u00edvku s kroupami a rozmo\u010denou zemlb\u00e1bu, kter\u00e1 vypadala, jako kdy\u017e u\u017e minim\u00e1ln\u011b t\u0159ikr\u00e1t pro\u0161la n\u011bjak\u00fdm za\u017e\u00edvac\u00edm traktem?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Na pudink s takov\u00fdm \u0161kraloupem, \u017ee by se j\u00edm dalo z\u00e1platovat d\u00e1lnice?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Na hrachovou ka\u0161i, co plavala v oleji a na n\u00ed jako pomn\u00edk p\u016flka studen\u00e9ho vejce na tvrdo?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Barmborov\u00e9 \u0161i\u0161ky se strouhankou, kter\u00e9 vy\u017eadovaly ke ka\u017ed\u00e9mu soustu p\u016fl litru \u010dehokoli, jestli cht\u011bl \u010dlov\u011bk p\u0159e\u017e\u00edt?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u0160pagety s mlet\u00fdm masem a ke\u010dupem, kdy mlet\u00e9 maso bylo tak d\u016fkledn\u011b mlet\u00e9, \u017ee nebylo vid\u011bt ani teleskopem?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Uv\u011bdomujete si, kolik dnes celkem ne\u0161kodn\u00fdch j\u00eddel n\u00e1m na dlouhou dobu znechutila \u0161koln\u00ed j\u00eddelna?<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Kdybych tenkr\u00e1t vznesla po\u017eadavek, \u017ee chci p\u0159i ob\u011bd\u011b v\u00fdb\u011br ze t\u0159\u00ed j\u00eddel, \u017ee za p\u00e1r let to bude \u00fapln\u011b b\u011b\u017en\u00e9, okam\u017eit\u011b by m\u011b transportovali vst\u0159\u00edc klecov\u00e9mu l\u016f\u017eku.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Tak nap\u0159\u00edklad takov\u00e1 du\u0161en\u00e1 mrkev s hov\u011bz\u00edm masem.<\/strong><\/p>\n Dneska se po n\u00ed m\u016f\u017eu utlouct, ale a\u017e od chv\u00edle, kdy\u017e jsem j\u00ed d\u011blala sama, a pak j\u00ed nau\u010dila Pavl\u00ednu, kter\u00e1 snad d\u011bl\u00e1 je\u0161t\u011b lep\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n D\u016fvod – hov\u011bz\u00ed maso je p\u0159\u00edtomno a \u0161\u0165\u00e1vi\u010dka nen\u00ed sm\u011bs\u00ed sojovky mouky a vody.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Nebo t\u0159eba r\u00fd\u017eov\u00fd n\u00e1kyp.<\/strong><\/p>\n V m\u00fdch dvan\u00e1cti se mi dr\u00e1pal \u017ealudek ven v\u0161emi otvory, sotva jsem ho vid\u011bla. Dneska, doma d\u011blan\u00fd, p\u011bkn\u011b se sn\u011bhem, excelentn\u00ed.<\/p>\n D\u016fvod – ovoce se nevyskytuje v po\u010dtu jeden kousek na \u010dtvere\u010dn\u00ed metr, ale je p\u0159\u00edtomno na ka\u017ed\u00e9m soustu.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Tak\u00e9 onen puding je k j\u00eddlu, kdy\u017e s n\u00edm nezabetonujete sv\u00e9 st\u0159evo na dlouh\u00fd t\u00fdden.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Oslizl\u00e9 knedl\u00edky jsem \u0159e\u0161ila jejich okrajov\u00e1n\u00edm pr\u00e1zdnou sklenic\u00ed. <\/strong><\/p>\n Tajn\u011b. Proto\u017ee kdyby m\u011b vid\u011bla \u0160ubrtov\u00e1, kter\u00e1 m\u00edvala slu\u017ebu v j\u00eddeln\u011b, a kter\u00e1 do \u0161koly p\u0159e\u0161la z pozice bacha\u0159ky na Borech, na tuty by m\u011b postavila ke zdi.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u201eProtektor\u00e1t na tebe ty nevd\u011b\u010dnej smrade\u201c.<\/em><\/p>\n \u201eKoprovku na v\u00e1s pan\u010delko, to je mnohem hor\u0161\u00ed\u201c<\/em>, zamumlala jsem a prchla z dosahu jej\u00ed nel\u00edtostn\u00e9 postavy.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Fakt je, \u017ee b\u00fdvala i dobr\u00e1 j\u00eddla.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Nap\u0159\u00edklad pe\u010den\u00e9 ku\u0159e.<\/strong><\/p>\n Bohu\u017eel se na tal\u00ed\u0159i nudil t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 neviditeln\u00fd kousek masa a kilo brambor.<\/p>\n Kdy\u017e jste si \u0161li p\u0159idat, koukala kucha\u0159ka jako byste j\u00ed ukradli pen\u011b\u017eenku.<\/p>\n Nebylo to tak daleko od pravdy, neb t\u0159i zdatn\u00e1 stehna u\u017e m\u011bla v mo\u0161n\u011b v \u0161atn\u011b a nem\u00ednila se d\u011blit.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Tot\u00e9\u017e platilo i pro sv\u00e1te\u010dn\u00ed krmi, \u0161unka s bramborovou ka\u0161\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n Nikdy v \u017eivot\u011b jsem nevid\u011bla stroj, kter\u00fd je schopen ukrojit pl\u00e1tek \u0161unky \u0161irok\u00fd 0,00001\u2026<\/p>\n P\u0159\u00eddavek? Zkus to!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Kdy\u017e se mi dostal do ruky Johanky j\u00eddeln\u00ed l\u00edstek ze \u0161koly, podez\u00edrala jsem j\u00ed, \u017ee ho odnesla z hotelu Four Seasons.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n R\u00e1da j\u00ed za to zaplat\u00edm p\u011btikilo. <\/strong><\/p>\n A pochybuji, \u017ee toto menu h\u00e1z\u00ed do k\u00fdblu.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Kdyby ano, tak j\u00ed snad zfackuju.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n P\u011bkn\u00fd den!<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n M\u00ed\u0161a K. <\/em><\/p>\n [sexy_author_bio]<\/p>\n Views: 15P\u0159i pond\u011bln\u00ed tarotov\u00e9 \u0161kole jsme narazily s d\u00e1mami na zaj\u00edmav\u00e9 t\u00e9ma. P\u0159izn\u00e1v\u00e1m, dote\u010f na to mysl\u00edm. Pamatujete si na hnusn\u00e9 ob\u011bdy ve \u0161koln\u00ed j\u00eddeln\u011b? Jak n\u00e1m nutili ml\u00edkovou pol\u00edvku s kroupami a rozmo\u010denou zemlb\u00e1bu, kter\u00e1 vypadala, jako kdy\u017e u\u017e minim\u00e1ln\u011b t\u0159ikr\u00e1t pro\u0161la n\u011bjak\u00fdm za\u017e\u00edvac\u00edm traktem? Na pudink s takov\u00fdm \u0161kraloupem, \u017ee by se j\u00edm […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ranni-kavy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t![\"4608Yzl.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/text_img\/4608Yzl.jpg\")
Kdy\u017e jsem do k\u00fdble vyhazovala t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 celou koprovku, kter\u00e1 byla pln\u00e1 cuck\u016f a j\u00e1 s n\u00ed do k\u00fdblu m\u00e1lem odlo\u017eila i sva\u010dinu, kterou jsem lohla Suchanovi, podstr\u010div mu m\u016fj chleba s ho\u0159\u010dic\u00ed, \u0159vala na m\u011b jako smyslu zbaven\u00e1 :<\/p>\n
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