{"id":9683,"date":"2012-03-26T10:31:50","date_gmt":"2012-03-26T08:31:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=9683"},"modified":"2019-01-12T10:32:18","modified_gmt":"2019-01-12T09:32:18","slug":"k-ranni-kave-kral-chcipaku-a-borec-blbec","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-kral-chcipaku-a-borec-blbec.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: Kr\u00e1l chc\u00edp\u00e1k\u016f a borec \u2013blbec"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Kolik lid\u00ed, kte\u0159\u00ed jsou schopni se sjet, op\u00edt, nabourat, a pak s p\u0159ehledem p\u0159ejet druh\u00e9ho \u010dlov\u011bka, vlastn\u00ed u n\u00e1s \u0159idi\u010d\u00e1k?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jak\u00e9 p\u0159\u00e1tele si vyb\u00edr\u00e1 na\u0161e politick\u00e1 reprezentace?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kdo to pro ni pracuje?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A m\u00e1m v\u00edc ot\u00e1zek:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pt\u00e1m se tak\u00e9, proto\u017ee up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b m\u011b tento p\u0159\u00edpad nadzvedl, jako asi ka\u017ed\u00e9ho, jak to, \u017ee kdy\u017e u\u017e se n\u011bkdo takov\u00fd ve spole\u010dnosti vyskytne, pro\u010d se s n\u00edm nejedn\u00e1 jako nebezpe\u010dn\u00fdm \u010dlov\u011bkem, kdy\u017e evidentn\u011b nebezpe\u010dn\u00fd je?<\/p>\n

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V\u00edte, pane lobisto Janou\u0161ku, v\u016fbec netu\u0161\u00edm, co vlastn\u011b ta Va\u0161e funkce znamen\u00e1, \u010d\u00edm se to \u017eiv\u00edte. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b v\u00edm, \u017ee jste \u010dlov\u011bk zral\u00fd na psychiatra, a \u017ee byste m\u011bl te\u010f lomcovat \u017ebrdlinkami u klecov\u00e9ho l\u016f\u017eka.<\/p>\n

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Zp\u00edt se jako mongol a sednout za volant, pros\u00edm, jedn\u00e1n\u00ed retardovan\u00e9ho traktoristy, ale p\u0159ev\u00e1lcovat p\u0159ed hromadou sv\u011bdk\u016f \u010dlov\u011bka, prchat jako blbec, a pak se bez v\u00fd\u010ditky nechat odv\u00e9zt p\u0159epychov\u00fdm autem, jeho\u017e \u0159idi\u010d se neobt\u011b\u017euje ani zastavit na stopce\u2026(neb\u00fdt pozorn\u00e9ho \u0159idi\u010de druh\u00e9ho vozu, zp\u016fsobili druhou boura\u010dku)<\/em> r\u00e1\u010d\u00edte b\u00fdt p\u0159\u00edm\u00fd p\u0159\u00edbuzn\u00fd n\u011bjak\u00e9ho z Boh\u016f?<\/p>\n

No, r\u00e1\u010d\u00edte b\u00fdt debil.<\/p>\n

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A na Popelk\u00e1ch m\u00e1te \u010destn\u00e9 m\u00edsto Kr\u00e1l Chc\u00edp\u00e1k\u016f.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ad policie hl.m. Prahy<\/strong><\/p>\n

To je dob\u0159e, \u017ee jste se o pana Janou\u0161ka tak p\u0159\u00edkladn\u011b postarali. Koupili jste mu k t\u00e9 p\u00e9\u010di a opat\u0159en\u00edm, aby ho n\u00e1hodou n\u011bkdo nevid\u011bl, tak\u00e9 zmrzku?<\/p>\n

\u0160el s n\u00edm n\u011bkdo do ZOO, aby se chudinek z toho \u0161oku dostal?<\/p>\n

\u0160ikovn\u00ed ho\u0161i, opozice si smlsne!<\/p>\n

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Pan\u00ed Vietnamko, co je prima, \u017ee jste p\u0159e\u017eila:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jste jist\u011b srdnat\u00e1 \u017eena a u m\u011b aspirujete na titul borce, ale to se d\u011bl\u00e1, stoupat si p\u0159ed auto, kdy\u017e nev\u00edte, jak\u00fd blb v n\u011bm m\u016f\u017ee sed\u011bt??!<\/p>\n

Bu\u010fte r\u00e1da, \u017ee jste na\u017eivu!<\/p>\n

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Te\u010f je p\u0159inejmen\u0161\u00edm na m\u00edst\u011b, \u017ee m\u00e1te policejn\u00ed ochranu, proto\u017ee ani netu\u0161\u00edte, od koho jste se tak ochotn\u011b nechala p\u0159ejet!<\/p>\n

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Kamar\u00e1dko, \u010dest vietnamsk\u00fdm str\u00e1\u017en\u00fdm and\u011bl\u016fm.<\/p>\n

Tenhle p\u00e1n je regulern\u00ed magor a nav\u00edc kamar\u00e1d evidentn\u011b stejn\u011b obda\u0159en\u00fdch funkcion\u00e1\u0159\u016f.<\/p>\n

P\u0159eji V\u00e1m hodn\u011b \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed, Vy termin\u00e1torko.<\/p>\n

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A je\u0161t\u011b si nedopust\u00edm jedno:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Panu komunistovi Filipovi, kter\u00fd se ve zpr\u00e1v\u00e1ch tak roz\u010diloval a vyslovil asi p\u011btkr\u00e1t slova \u201ez\u00e1kon\u201c a \u201espravedlnost\u201c:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Vy ml\u010dte, vy p\u00e1prdo, va\u0161e spravedlnost v\u00e1lcovala lidi ned\u00e1vno v p\u011btistupech a va\u0161e \u201ez\u00e1kony\u201c jim brali hol\u00e9 \u017eivoty!<\/p>\n

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Nazdar! <\/strong><\/p>\n

(deset korun<\/em>\"Tongue)<\/p>\n

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Vesel\u00fd pond\u011blek a Janou\u0161ka za katr!<\/strong><\/p>\n

M\u00ed\u0161a K. <\/em><\/p>\n

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Views: 16  Kolik lid\u00ed, kte\u0159\u00ed jsou schopni se sjet, op\u00edt, nabourat, a pak s p\u0159ehledem p\u0159ejet druh\u00e9ho \u010dlov\u011bka, vlastn\u00ed u n\u00e1s \u0159idi\u010d\u00e1k? Jak\u00e9 p\u0159\u00e1tele si vyb\u00edr\u00e1 na\u0161e politick\u00e1 reprezentace? Kdo to pro ni pracuje?   A m\u00e1m v\u00edc ot\u00e1zek: Pt\u00e1m se tak\u00e9, proto\u017ee up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b m\u011b tento p\u0159\u00edpad nadzvedl, jako asi ka\u017ed\u00e9ho, jak to, \u017ee kdy\u017e u\u017e […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ranni-kavy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t