{"id":9673,"date":"2012-04-19T10:18:07","date_gmt":"2012-04-19T08:18:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=9673"},"modified":"2019-01-12T10:18:34","modified_gmt":"2019-01-12T09:18:34","slug":"k-ranni-kave-my-chceme-taky-psi-zpravy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-my-chceme-taky-psi-zpravy.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: My chceme taky ps\u00ed zpr\u00e1vy!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Vylo\u017een\u011b pot\u011b\u0161en byl Je\u010dm\u00ednek zpr\u00e1vou, \u017ee vedle ps\u00edch psycholog\u016f, ps\u00edch kade\u0159n\u00edk\u016f, ps\u00edch pedik\u00e9r\u016f a ps\u00edch zpov\u011bdn\u00edk\u016f u\u017e kousek d\u00e1l od n\u00e1s, za mo\u0159em, vymysleli tak\u00e9 ps\u00ed televizn\u00ed programy.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Kdo se d\u00edval v\u010dera ve\u010der na zpr\u00e1vy, ur\u010dit\u011b k obrazovce zavolal i sv\u00e9ho psa, proto\u017ee to byla p\u0159edn\u011b novina pro n\u011bho.<\/p>\n

Kdo ne, hnedka mu to \u0159ekn\u011bte!<\/p>\n

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Dozajista bude nad\u0161en.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ps\u00ed TV program je p\u0159edn\u011b pro toho ps\u00edho div\u00e1ka, kter\u00fd mus\u00ed doma \u010dekat na p\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dka, a\u017e se vr\u00e1t\u00ed z pr\u00e1ce i n\u011bkolik hodin, a tak je nucen, a\u010d nerad, kousat \u0161\u0148\u016fry od PC, pono\u017eky, boty, nebo vylo\u017een\u011b se sebezap\u0159en\u00edm vyhrabat ko\u0161 na odpadky, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b roztahat n\u011bkolik nem\u00e9n\u011b nudn\u00fdch rol\u00ed toaletn\u00edho pap\u00edru.<\/p>\n

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Te\u010f u\u017e nemus\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ps\u00ed kan\u00e1l mu nab\u00eddne \u0161irok\u00e9 spektrum z\u00e1bavy, od z\u00e1b\u011br\u016f na neohlodan\u00e9 kosti, hry s balonem, pob\u0159e\u017e\u00ed s rybami, a podobn\u011b.<\/p>\n

Barvy jsou upraveny tak, aby ps\u00edmu zraku vyhovovaly, neb ps\u016fm, jak zn\u00e1mo pon\u011bkud hapruje zpracov\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed \u010derven\u00e9. Ta je proto nahrazena modrou a jej\u00edmi odst\u00edny, co\u017e je optim\u00e1ln\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Po t\u00e9to zpr\u00e1v\u011b se n\u00e1\u0161 Je\u010dm\u00ednek zaradoval, ale pak s v\u00e1\u017enou tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed usoudil, \u017ee po\u010d\u00edtaj\u00ed-li s programem t\u00e9\u017e v \u010cR, co\u017e pozd\u011bji s\u00e1m k sob\u011b p\u0159ipustil jako pravd\u011bpodobn\u00e9, pak \u017ee by se p\u0159imlouval tak\u00e9 za ps\u00ed zpr\u00e1vy.<\/p>\n

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K tomu uvedl, \u017ee n\u00e1s nech\u00e1 ochotn\u011b tak\u00e9 koukat, neb je pr\u00fd po\u0159\u00e1d lep\u0161\u00ed, koukat na ps\u00ed zpr\u00e1vy, ne\u017e na zpr\u00e1vy pod psa. \"Tongue<\/p>\n

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Vesel\u00fd den!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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M\u00ed\u0161a K. <\/em><\/p>\n

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Views: 11Vylo\u017een\u011b pot\u011b\u0161en byl Je\u010dm\u00ednek zpr\u00e1vou, \u017ee vedle ps\u00edch psycholog\u016f, ps\u00edch kade\u0159n\u00edk\u016f, ps\u00edch pedik\u00e9r\u016f a ps\u00edch zpov\u011bdn\u00edk\u016f u\u017e kousek d\u00e1l od n\u00e1s, za mo\u0159em, vymysleli tak\u00e9 ps\u00ed televizn\u00ed programy.   Kdo se d\u00edval v\u010dera ve\u010der na zpr\u00e1vy, ur\u010dit\u011b k obrazovce zavolal i sv\u00e9ho psa, proto\u017ee to byla p\u0159edn\u011b novina pro n\u011bho. Kdo ne, hnedka mu to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ranni-kavy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t