{"id":9606,"date":"2012-08-03T09:47:01","date_gmt":"2012-08-03T07:47:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=9606"},"modified":"2019-01-11T09:47:28","modified_gmt":"2019-01-11T08:47:28","slug":"k-ranni-kave-jecmenova-puberta-antousek-zas-neni-tak-nemoralni-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-jecmenova-puberta-antousek-zas-neni-tak-nemoralni-job.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: Je\u010dmenova puberta? Antou\u0161ek zas nen\u00ed tak nemor\u00e1ln\u00ed job!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m nab\u00fdvat dojmu, \u017ee antou\u0161ek zase nen\u00ed tak nep\u0159ijateln\u00e9 zam\u011bstn\u00e1n\u00ed v porovn\u00e1n\u00ed s t\u00edm, co dok\u00e1\u017ee ps\u00ed puberta.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\"6380ODU.jpg\"Je\u010dmen po zral\u00e9 \u00favaze a po n\u00e1jezdu hormon\u00e1ln\u00edho koktejlu, snad adekv\u00e1tn\u00edho v\u011bku, usoudil, \u017ee v\u0161echny povely, kter\u00e9 se doposud nau\u010dil a tak\u00e9 plnil, lze zredukovat na \u201ejez\u201c a \u201eb\u011b\u017e\u201c.<\/p>\n

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A\u010dkoli norm\u00e1ln\u011b v\u00ed, co je sedni, lehni, z\u016fsta\u0148 a nesm\u00ed\u0161, m\u00e1 te\u010f za to, \u017ee z poslu\u0161n\u00e9ho ps\u00edka voln\u011b p\u0159ejde na rebela, jeho\u017e \u017eivotn\u00edm kr\u00e9dem bude svoboda n\u00e1zoru, v\u00edry a kon\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Na povel sedni<\/em> reaguje, pokud v\u016fbec<\/em>, t\u00edm, \u017ee si provokativn\u011b lehne naznak, a povel lehni<\/em> hodnot\u00ed jako vysko\u010d co nejv\u00edc a nezapome\u0148 vel\u00edc\u00ed postavu povalit, nebo alespo\u0148 \u0159\u00e1dn\u011b zmazat.<\/p>\n

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Povel z\u016fsta\u0148<\/em> m\u00e1 jedin\u00fd efekt.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed se jako kontra\u0161pion Fed\u011bjef a v moment\u011b nepozornosti prchne.<\/p>\n

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Nav\u00edc se rozhodl, \u017ee poz\u0159e naprosto v\u0161echno, v\u010detn\u011b \u0161\u00ed\u0161ek a igelitov\u00fdch obal\u016f libovoln\u00e9 tvrdosti.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Napadlo m\u011b, \u017ee se z n\u011bho zbl\u00e1zn\u00edm u\u017e p\u0159edev\u010d\u00edrem, kdy\u017e jsem ho byla asi dvacet \u0161estkr\u00e1t hledat po t\u00e9, co zdrhal p\u0159i m\u00e9 rukod\u011bln\u00e9 \u010dinnosti spo\u010d\u00edvaj\u00edc\u00ed v plen\u011bn\u00ed \u0161\u00edpkov\u00fdch strom\u016f zasahuj\u00edc\u00edch do ulice.<\/p>\n

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Krom toho, \u017ee jsem si trny zp\u016fsobila na t\u011ble asi 37 otvor\u016f, ze kter\u00fdch jsem usilovn\u011b krv\u00e1cela, jsem je\u0161t\u011b musela co chv\u00edli zl\u00e9zat a honit Je\u010dmena.<\/p>\n

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Nakonec jsem ho uv\u00e1zala, kdy\u017e jsem jen tak tak upustila od pl\u00e1nu sv\u00e1zat ho do kozelce a hodit do sklepa.<\/p>\n

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V\u010dera v\u0161e uvedl v dokonalost na ve\u010dern\u00ed proch\u00e1zce. <\/strong><\/p>\n

To se pokusil pohltit padl\u00e9 jablko, kter\u00fdm se za\u010dal dramaticky dusit, a\u017e z toho prd\u011bl.<\/p>\n

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Nev\u011bd\u011bla jsem, kam se ml\u00e1t\u00ed pes, kdy\u017e se dus\u00ed a um\u011bl\u00e9 d\u00fdch\u00e1n\u00ed mi tak\u00e9 n\u011bjak technicky unikalo.<\/p>\n

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Nakonec jsem ho chytila za zadn\u00ed nohy a zoufale s n\u00edm m\u00e1vala, p\u0159i \u010dem\u017e m\u011b ze \u0161oku kousl.<\/p>\n

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Pak vyd\u00e1vil jablko, a pak se ten \u0161\u00edlenec sebral a \u0161el si ho s klidem doj\u00edst.<\/p>\n

To u\u017e jsem nevydr\u017eela a d\u011bsn\u011b jsem ho sjela.<\/p>\n

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Cel\u00fd ve\u010der koukal jako bul\u00edk.<\/p>\n

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Johanka je taky v pubert\u011b. I holky j\u00ed pro\u0161ly, ale na Je\u010dmena nemaj\u00ed ani jedna!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Vesel\u00fd den!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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M\u00ed\u0161a K. <\/em><\/p>\n

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Views: 17Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m nab\u00fdvat dojmu, \u017ee antou\u0161ek zase nen\u00ed tak nep\u0159ijateln\u00e9 zam\u011bstn\u00e1n\u00ed v porovn\u00e1n\u00ed s t\u00edm, co dok\u00e1\u017ee ps\u00ed puberta.   Je\u010dmen po zral\u00e9 \u00favaze a po n\u00e1jezdu hormon\u00e1ln\u00edho koktejlu, snad adekv\u00e1tn\u00edho v\u011bku, usoudil, \u017ee v\u0161echny povely, kter\u00e9 se doposud nau\u010dil a tak\u00e9 plnil, lze zredukovat na \u201ejez\u201c a \u201eb\u011b\u017e\u201c.   A\u010dkoli norm\u00e1ln\u011b v\u00ed, co je sedni, lehni, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ranni-kavy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t