{"id":9597,"date":"2012-08-15T12:26:49","date_gmt":"2012-08-15T10:26:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=9597"},"modified":"2019-01-10T12:27:18","modified_gmt":"2019-01-10T11:27:18","slug":"k-ranni-kave-kde-tohle-to-dite-videlo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-kde-tohle-to-dite-videlo.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: Kde tohle to d\u00edt\u011b vid\u011blo?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u2026a poka\u017ed\u00e9, kdy\u017e bych pojala by\u0165 jen st\u00edn podez\u0159en\u00ed, \u017ee bych se mohla hodinu denn\u011b nudit, p\u0159ijede moje milovan\u00e1 sestra a s n\u00ed dv\u011b b\u00e1je\u010dn\u00e9 d\u011bti, Evi\u010dka a Milou\u0161ek, kte\u0159\u00ed ochotn\u011b prom\u011bn\u00ed mali\u010dk\u00fd dome\u010dek ve vybombardovan\u00fd Berl\u00edn a zru\u0161\u00ed obavy sv\u00e9 tety, \u017ee nem\u00e1 do \u010deho p\u00edchnout.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Kolem osm\u00e9 r\u00e1no m\u00e1m ji\u017e n\u011bkolik dn\u016f intenz\u00edvn\u00ed pot\u0159ebu p\u00edchnout do nich.<\/p>\n

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\u201eTady nikdo nen\u00ed!!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eNe\u017evi\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eAle tady nikdo nen\u00ed\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eM\u00edlo, chce\u0161 tohle?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eJsem lasovn\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00edk\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eNe\u017evi\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eNe\u017evu\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eTe\u010f \u017eve\u0161 \u017ee ne\u017eve\u0161!!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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I kdybych za tou tenkou zd\u00ed, kter\u00e1 d\u011bl\u00ed kuchy\u0148 od pokoje, kde se sna\u017e\u00edm sp\u00e1t, um\u00edstila na svoje u\u0161i chr\u00e1ni\u010de pro obsluhu d\u011blost\u0159eleck\u00fdch rekvizit, bylo by to m\u00e1lo.<\/p>\n

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\u201eNe\u0159v\u011bte oba! Vemte si b\u00e1bovku, vemte si cokoli, vemte si tu kuchy\u0148 a odneste si ji n\u011bkam do Karl\u00edna, ale nechte tetu je\u0161t\u011b chv\u00edli sp\u00e1t \u2013 pros\u00edm\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u201eJ\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9 odn\u00e9st kuchy\u0148 \u2013 ch\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1!!!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eDobr\u00e9 r\u00e1no, teti\u010dko, v\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee t\u011b m\u00e1m r\u00e1d?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eJ\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9 t\u00e9to ty jsi kr\u00e1sn\u00e1\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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To d\u00edt\u011b m\u00e1 bu\u010fto velice \u0161patn\u00fd zrak, nebo smysl pro velice zahrocen\u00fd druh humoru, za kter\u00fd by se nestyd\u011bl ani tv\u016frce Scary movie. Vypad\u00e1m jako letit\u00fd francouzsk\u00fd budo\u010dek k\u0159\u00ed\u017een\u00fd s angorsk\u00fdm kr\u00e1l\u00edkem a kouk\u00e1m jako masov\u00fd vrah.<\/p>\n

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\u201eTaky t\u011b miluju, Milou\u0161ku, tak te\u010f si jd\u011bte hr\u00e1t.<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eAno, teti\u010dko\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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Uff<\/p>\n

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Po dvaceti minut\u00e1ch zji\u0161\u0165uji, \u017ee sp\u00e1t ve chv\u00edli, kdy venku prob\u00edh\u00e1 velice realistick\u00e1 bitva u Little big Hornu, v\u010detn\u011b snad re\u00e1ln\u00e9 st\u0159eln\u00e9 munice, nelze.<\/p>\n

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\u201eCo to proboha je??\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201ePok\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9moni\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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Asi t\u0159i kub\u00edky hl\u00edny naprosto v\u0161ude a dv\u011b d\u011bti, jejich\u017e vzez\u0159en\u00ed evokuje romsk\u00e9 gheto kdesi na rumunsk\u00e9m venkov\u011b.<\/p>\n

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\u201eVente si ko\u0161t\u011b a zam\u011b\u0165te to\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eAno, teti\u010dko\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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Fajn, z\u00edsk\u00e1m p\u00e1r minut na pr\u00e1ci.<\/p>\n

Bylo jich p\u011bt.<\/p>\n

T\u011bch minut.<\/p>\n

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\u201eTeti\u010dko, pracuje\u0161?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eAno, Evi\u010dko\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eMy Ti n\u011bco zazp\u00edv\u00e1me!!!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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Up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b pobavili m\u011b a jist\u011b by pobavili i Kab\u00e1ty. \"Laughing\"<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u201eDojdu s nima do parku“, <\/em>nab\u00eddla se v\u010dera M\u00ed\u0161a, kdy\u017e se M\u00edla p\u0159estal modlit nad j\u00eddlem, je\u017e mu evokovalo nev\u00eddan\u011b prudk\u00fd jed a Evi\u010dka porozl\u00edvala t\u0159et\u00ed \u0161\u0165\u00e1vu.<\/p>\n

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\u201eMiluji t\u011b, M\u00ed\u0161o v\u00ed\u0161 to?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eN\u011bjak to tu\u0161\u00edm\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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Po tom, co jsme hodinu hledali po dom\u011b neexistuj\u00edc\u00ed kra\u0165\u00e1sky \u201es kocickou\u201c, kter\u00e9 patrn\u011b v \u017eivot\u011b a u n\u00e1s vid\u011bla jen Evi\u010dka, navl\u00edkly jsme toho fantastu do Johan\u010din\u00fdch.<\/p>\n

Vypadala jako Zilvar z chudobince. Bylo mi ale v\u00edcem\u00e9n\u011b jedno, \u017ee riskuji, \u017ee je sbal\u00ed hl\u00eddka pro potulku.<\/p>\n

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Po p\u00e1r minut\u00e1ch jejich nep\u0159\u00edtomnosti jsem m\u011bla \u010das si uv\u011bdomit, \u017ee je vlastn\u011b opravdu m\u00e1m hrozn\u011b r\u00e1da.<\/p>\n

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Zat\u00edmco se po n\u00e1vratu bavili t\u00edm, \u017ee se zebe sm\u00fdvali asi \u0161est kilo hl\u00edny a p\u00edsku, a zbavovali se kamen\u00ed a \u0161i\u0161ek ze v\u0161ech otvor\u016f, vyslechla jsem od M\u00ed\u0161i vypr\u00e1v\u011bn\u00ed z p\u00edskovi\u0161t\u011b.<\/p>\n

Zv\u011bt\u0161ovac\u00ed obr\u00e1zek<\/strong><\/p>\n

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M\u00edla se tam sezn\u00e1mil s n\u011bjakou hol\u010di\u010dkou, kter\u00e9 se o\u010dividn\u011b velice origin\u00e1ln\u011b dvo\u0159il.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Evi\u010dka chv\u00edli p\u0159ihl\u00ed\u017eela, pak za\u010d\u00ednala b\u00fdt zna\u010dn\u011b rozmrzel\u00e1, pozd\u011bji nerv\u00f3zn\u00ed, pak u\u017e na\u0161tvan\u00e1.<\/p>\n

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I zvedla se su\u0161e ze sv\u00e9ho m\u00edsta, odhodila teatr\u00e1ln\u011b kybl\u00edk nazda\u0159b\u016fh vlevo, p\u0159i\u0161ourala se k t\u011bm dv\u011bma a v p\u0159edklonu s v\u00fdrazem um\u00edraj\u00edc\u00ed labuti velice nal\u00e9hav\u011b pravila.<\/p>\n

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\u201eM\u00edlo, nem\u016f\u017eu d\u00fdchat, dus\u00edm se, je mi \u0161patn\u011b, mysl\u00edm, \u017ee um\u00edr\u00e1m, postarej se o m\u011b!!!\u201c<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Dostalo se j\u00ed k\u00fd\u017een\u00e9 pozornosti a hol\u010di\u010dka \u0161la o chlape\u010dka d\u00e1l.<\/p>\n

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A j\u00e1 si \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, kde tohle to d\u00edt\u011b vid\u011blo, moje drah\u00e1 sestro, Evo? \"Laughing\"\"Laughing\"<\/strong><\/p>\n

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P\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fd den v\u0161em!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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M\u00ed\u0161a K. <\/em><\/p>\n

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