{"id":9555,"date":"2012-11-01T11:00:41","date_gmt":"2012-11-01T10:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=9555"},"modified":"2019-01-09T11:01:22","modified_gmt":"2019-01-09T10:01:22","slug":"k-ranni-kave-nemame-je-radi-nikdy-jsme-je-nevideli-a-jsme-na-ne-sprosti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-nemame-je-radi-nikdy-jsme-je-nevideli-a-jsme-na-ne-sprosti.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: Nem\u00e1me je r\u00e1di, nikdy jsme je nevid\u011bli, a jsme na n\u011b sprost\u00ed :)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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V\u010dera jsem vedla s P\u00e1jou a s M\u00ed\u0161ou debatu, kter\u00e1 byla tak \u00fasm\u011bvn\u011b k zamy\u0161len\u00ed, \u017ee jsem si \u0159ekla, \u017ee v\u00e1s k n\u00ed zp\u011btn\u011b pozvu tak\u00e9.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Mysl\u00edte, \u017ee mohou existovat lid\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed by vyhr\u00e1li TOP hitpar\u00e1du t\u011bch nejnesympati\u010dt\u011bj\u0161\u00edch osob, a to prakticky u v\u0161ech lid\u00ed na sv\u011bt\u011b, i kdy\u017e nejsou v\u016fbec vid\u011bt?<\/p>\n

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JO!<\/p>\n

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Existuj\u00ed a vsad\u00edm se, \u017ee je tak\u00e9 zn\u00e1te, a \u017ee u v\u00e1s boduj\u00ed stejn\u011b.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ne, nen\u00ed to soused, s p\u0159ezd\u00edvkou \u017ealudsk\u00e9 eso, a ani protivn\u00e1 prodava\u010dka v kant\u00fdn\u011b, kter\u00e1 m\u00e1 u\u017e od r\u00e1na obli\u010dej jako roz\u0161l\u00e1pnut\u00fd pomeran\u010d, kter\u00fd j\u00ed vydr\u017e\u00ed a\u017e do odpoledne, a takto pak i cel\u00fd pracovn\u00ed t\u00fdden.<\/p>\n

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Ani policistka, s ob\u0159\u00ed zadnic\u00ed, kter\u00e1 se rozhodla, \u017ee si sv\u00e9 nepoda\u0159en\u00e9 vztahy s celou rodinou a \u0161ikanou ve \u0161kole vyl\u00e9\u010d\u00ed na v\u00e1s a va\u0161em praskl\u00e9m zrc\u00e1tku.<\/p>\n

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A nen\u00ed to ani po\u010foban\u00fd Jehovista, kter\u00fd v\u00e1m po va\u0161em odm\u00edtnut\u00ed s p\u0159iv\u0159en\u00fdm nosem ve dve\u0159\u00edch sd\u011bl\u00ed, \u017ee od te\u010f je Armagedon va\u0161e druh\u00e9 jm\u00e9no.<\/p>\n

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Mluv\u00edm o t\u011bch, kter\u00e9 jsme nikdy nevid\u011bli, a p\u0159ece je nem\u00e1me r\u00e1di. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Dokonce si s nimi ob\u010das pov\u00edd\u00e1me, ale oni nikdy nereaguj\u00ed na na\u0161e v\u00fdzvy, aby se okam\u017eit\u011b ode\u0161li \u201ebodnout\u201c.<\/p>\n

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TOP nen\u00e1vid\u011bn\u00e9 a neviditeln\u00e9 osoby toti\u017e \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u201eVolan\u00e9 \u010d\u00edslo neexistuje\u201c<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eCo kec\u00e1\u0161? Nem\u016f\u017ee neexistovat, kdy\u017e v\u00edm, \u017ee existuje!\u201c<\/p>\n

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Tak\u017ee kontrola \u010d\u00edsla a znova<\/p>\n

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\u201eVolan\u00e9 \u010d\u00edslo neexistuje\u201c<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eTak jdi do h\u00e1je, demente!!\u201c<\/p>\n

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Chud\u00e1k dement.<\/p>\n

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Je to ale TOP v antipati\u00edch.<\/p>\n

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A co tahle?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u201eNem\u00e1te dostate\u010dn\u00fd kredit, pro uskute\u010dn\u011bn\u00ed po\u017eadovan\u00e9ho hovoru\u201c<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eTak vyhul!!\u201c<\/p>\n

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Tak nevyhul\u00ed, proto\u017ee tam nen\u00ed, ale nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00edme ji zcela re\u00e1ln\u011b.<\/p>\n

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A pak je super sympa\u0165\u00e1k taky tenhle chlap\u00edk:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u201cLitujeme, ale v\u0161ichni oper\u00e1to\u0159i vy\u0159izuj\u00ed dotazy \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edk\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed se dovolali p\u0159ed v\u00e1mi. Jakmile to bude mo\u017en\u00e9, budete spojeni\u201c<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Po p\u016fl hodin\u011b se hlasu, kter\u00fd se \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b za\u0159adil mezi ty, kte\u0159\u00ed hraj\u00ed hlavn\u00ed roli v minisc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159i o fyzick\u00e9 likvidaci, zept\u00e1te, zdali kdy bylo spojen\u00ed v\u016fbec s n\u011bk\u00fdm nav\u00e1z\u00e1no a zav\u011bs\u00edte se vzkazem, kter\u00fd nen\u00ed ve slovn\u00edku spisovn\u00e9 \u010de\u0161tiny.<\/p>\n

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To je ov\u0161em n\u00e1\u0161 nitern\u00ed probl\u00e9m, za kter\u00fd chud\u00e1k, kter\u00fd prop\u016fj\u010dil sv\u016fj hlas automatu, v\u016fbec nem\u016f\u017ee.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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J\u00e1 v\u00e1m ale pro dne\u0161n\u00ed den, nab\u00edz\u00edm i opak.<\/p>\n

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Mo\u017enost smeknout p\u0159ed jin\u00fdm hlasem z telefonu, kter\u00fd naopak pat\u0159\u00ed n\u011bkomu, jemu\u017e se hluboce klan\u00edm.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pane Hejle, Va\u0161e \u017eena je \u017eenou \u0161\u0165astnou, proto\u017ee ka\u017ed\u00e1 z n\u00e1s by si p\u0159\u00e1la m\u00edt doma n\u011bkoho s tak bo\u017eskou trp\u011blivost\u00ed!<\/p>\n

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M\u016f\u017eete d\u011blat v\u0161echna povol\u00e1n\u00ed! <\/strong><\/p>\n

V\u00e1\u0161 nad\u0159\u00edzen\u00fd V\u00e1s jist\u011b plat\u00ed zlatem, zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b, pokud v r\u00e1mci sv\u00e9 pr\u00e1ce komunikujete s lidmi.<\/p>\n

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Jste vt\u011blen\u00ed sv\u011btce!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Mimochodem, moc by m\u011b zaj\u00edmalo, jak to vlastn\u011b nakonec u Hejl\u016f dopadlo.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Vesel\u00fd den!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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M\u00ed\u0161a K.<\/p>\n

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Views: 13V\u010dera jsem vedla s P\u00e1jou a s M\u00ed\u0161ou debatu, kter\u00e1 byla tak \u00fasm\u011bvn\u011b k zamy\u0161len\u00ed, \u017ee jsem si \u0159ekla, \u017ee v\u00e1s k n\u00ed zp\u011btn\u011b pozvu tak\u00e9.   Mysl\u00edte, \u017ee mohou existovat lid\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed by vyhr\u00e1li TOP hitpar\u00e1du t\u011bch nejnesympati\u010dt\u011bj\u0161\u00edch osob, a to prakticky u v\u0161ech lid\u00ed na sv\u011bt\u011b, i kdy\u017e nejsou v\u016fbec vid\u011bt?   JO!   Existuj\u00ed a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ranni-kavy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t