{"id":9527,"date":"2013-01-23T10:10:45","date_gmt":"2013-01-23T09:10:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=9527"},"modified":"2019-01-09T10:11:20","modified_gmt":"2019-01-09T09:11:20","slug":"k-ranni-kave-jak-rodi-muzi-no-zabavne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-jak-rodi-muzi-no-zabavne.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: Jak rod\u00ed mu\u017ei? No, z\u00e1bavn\u011b"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Stihla jsem se na to pod\u00edvat a\u017e v\u010dera. Mus\u00edm \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee jsem se v\u00e1\u017en\u011b dob\u0159e bavila. Raku177 d\u00edky! Na z\u00e1klad\u011b kr\u00e1tk\u00e9ho videa, kter\u00e9 jsem od Rakyn\u011b dostala do e-mailu, jsem vyhledala cel\u00fd proces a tak\u00e9 video mnohem m\u00e9n\u011b zkr\u00e1cen\u00e9, ne\u017e to na\u0161e a \u010dl\u00e1nek v origin\u00e1le i v angli\u010dtin\u011b.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Moc z\u00e1bavn\u00e9.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Moder\u00e1to\u0159i Holandsk\u00e9 televize Dennis Storm a Valerio Zeno, kte\u0159\u00ed maj\u00ed vlastn\u00ed show, jej\u00ed\u017e n\u00e1zev by se dal p\u0159elo\u017eit jako pokusn\u00ed kr\u00e1l\u00edci<\/em>, jsou obl\u00edben\u00ed a p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed vskutku se zaj\u00edmav\u00fdmi n\u00e1pady.<\/p>\n

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V roce 2011 se nap\u0159\u00edklad v p\u0159\u00edm\u00e9m p\u0159enosu stali kanibaly, kdy\u017e si nechali od\u0159\u00edznout z t\u011bla mali\u010dk\u00fd kus masa, kter\u00fd pak uva\u0159en\u00fd sn\u011bdli. A aby to nebyl autokanibalismus, pojedl ka\u017ed\u00fd kus sv\u00e9ho kolegy.<\/p>\n

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To je co, Babico? \"Puke\"<\/p>\n

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Te\u010f p\u0159i\u0161li pro zm\u011bnu s t\u00edm, \u017ee by r\u00e1di vyzkou\u0161eli, jak\u00e9 to je, m\u00edt porodn\u00ed bolesti a jestli je to skute\u010dn\u011b tak siln\u00e1 bolest.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Odebrali se proto, do p\u0159edem za\u0159\u00edzen\u00e9ho pokoj\u00edku, kde si nechali odborn\u011b p\u0159ipevnit na b\u0159i\u0161n\u00ed svaly specieln\u00ed elektrody, kter\u00e9 zap\u0159\u00ed\u010dinily postupn\u011b se zvy\u0161uj\u00edc\u00ed kontrakce, co nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00ed pr\u00e1v\u011b stah\u016fm zp\u016fsobuj\u00edc\u00edm bolesti p\u0159ed porodem.<\/p>\n

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St\u00e1ly p\u0159i nich fyzioterapeutka a opravdov\u00e1 porodn\u00ed asistentka.<\/strong><\/p>\n

V\u0161e bylo simulov\u00e1no podle skute\u010dnosti, tak\u017ee prvn\u00ed stahy se ho\u0161i sna\u017eili p\u0159ekonat sm\u00edchem. To jsou ty, pro n\u00e1s, kdo jsme za\u017eily porod, \u010daj\u00ed\u010dkov\u00e9 bolesti po 7-10 minut\u00e1ch, trvaj\u00edc\u00ed zhruba 20 vte\u0159in, kdy si \u010dlov\u011bk \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee jestli tohle je porodn\u00ed bolest, tak u toho p\u016fjde i \u017eehlit.<\/p>\n

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Dennis: „A bude to takov\u00e1 bolest, \u017ee n\u00e1s donut\u00ed k\u0159i\u010det?“ <\/em><\/p>\n

Porodn\u00ed asistentka: „Ano, mysl\u00edm, \u017ee ano“<\/em><\/p>\n

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N\u00e1sledovaly p\u0159esn\u011b se zvy\u0161uj\u00edc\u00ed kontrakce se zkracuj\u00edc\u00edmi se intervaly, kdy ka\u017ed\u00e1 bolest je u\u017e nav\u00edc o hodn\u011b del\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Jedna kontrakce v dob\u011b, kdy se interval zkr\u00e1t\u00ed tak na t\u0159i minuty, a kdy m\u00e1 \u010dlov\u011bk na porod je\u0161t\u011b klidn\u011b t\u0159i hodiny \u010das, u\u017e trv\u00e1 i minutu.<\/p>\n

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P\u0159i siln\u00fdch bolestech po dvou minut\u00e1ch, u\u017e jeden p\u00e1n skon\u010dil na kysl\u00edku a druh\u00fd se hlasit\u011b modlil.<\/p>\n

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P\u0159esto\u017ee bolesti p\u0159i posledn\u00edm d\u011bjstv\u00ed m\u011bli p\u00e1nov\u00e9 vydr\u017eet je\u0161t\u011b minim\u00e1ln\u011b p\u016fl hodiny, nevydr\u017eeli a po\u017e\u00e1dali o ukon\u010den\u00ed pokusu.<\/p>\n

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D\u00edvala jsem se z\u00e1jmem.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Na porodn\u00ed bolesti se neum\u00edr\u00e1, by\u0165 \u010dlov\u011bk \u017e\u00e1d\u00e1 o\u0161et\u0159uj\u00edc\u00edho l\u00e9ka\u0159e, \u201ebu\u010fte tak laskav a p\u0159ive\u010fte n\u011bkoho se samopalem, chci zast\u0159elit a hned !!\u201c. <\/em><\/p>\n

A<\/em> tak m\u011b ten pohled na zm\u00edtaj\u00edc\u00ed se chlap\u00edky moc bavil.<\/p>\n

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V\u0161imn\u011bte si na videu porodn\u00ed asistentky, kter\u00e1 s p\u00e1ny mluv\u00ed, jako s opravdov\u00fdmi rodi\u010dkami \u201ed\u00fdchejte si, d\u00fdchejte, jako pejsek\u2026takhle\u2026\u201c,<\/em> a jak j\u00ed p\u00e1n rukou naprosto klasicky sv\u00edr\u00e1 dla\u0148.<\/p>\n

To je p\u0159esn\u00e9!<\/p>\n

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Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b, oba moder\u00e1to\u0159i ozna\u010dili porod za mu\u010den\u00ed a Valerio prohl\u00e1sil, \u017ee si nen\u00ed jist, jestli chce po sv\u00e9 \u017een\u011b d\u00edt\u011b, kdy\u017e v\u00ed, co by musela podstoupit.<\/p>\n

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Jinak se ale nechali sly\u0161et, \u017ee i p\u0159es utrpen\u00ed, kter\u00fdm pro\u0161li, to byla nejlep\u0161\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st jejich dosavadn\u00ed show a v\u016fbec nejlep\u0161\u00ed z pokus\u016f.<\/p>\n

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Jo, to zn\u00e1me taky, p\u00e1nov\u00e9.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ochudili v\u00e1s ale o skute\u010dn\u00e9 mim\u010do, kter\u00e9 v\u00e1m po t\u00e9 n\u00e1maze, kdy samotn\u00fd porod a n\u00e1st\u0159ih pokl\u00e1d\u00e1 \u010dlov\u011bk za vysvobozen\u00ed, nakonec donesou, a o ten n\u00e1dhern\u00fd pocit, kdy\u017e v\u00e1m miminko na b\u0159i\u0161e spokojen\u011b vrn\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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To si jeden ani nev\u0161imne, \u017ee ho n\u011bkdo \u0161ije.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Jo, a podstoupili jste tu lep\u0161\u00ed z variant, proto\u017ee skute\u010dnou lah\u016fdku, v podob\u011b k\u0159\u00ed\u017eov\u00fdch bolest\u00ed, v\u00e1m nenab\u00eddli.<\/p>\n

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Ale jste u m\u011b fraje\u0159i, \u017ee jste vydr\u017eeli alespo\u0148 ty dv\u011b ho\u010fky.<\/p>\n

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N\u011bkdy to trv\u00e1 osm hodin i d\u00e9le.<\/p>\n

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Holky, p\u0159\u00edjemnou z\u00e1bavu<\/strong> \"Tongue<\/p>\n

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P\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fd den!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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M\u00ed\u0161a K.<\/p>\n

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Views: 14Stihla jsem se na to pod\u00edvat a\u017e v\u010dera. Mus\u00edm \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee jsem se v\u00e1\u017en\u011b dob\u0159e bavila. Raku177 d\u00edky! Na z\u00e1klad\u011b kr\u00e1tk\u00e9ho videa, kter\u00e9 jsem od Rakyn\u011b dostala do e-mailu, jsem vyhledala cel\u00fd proces a tak\u00e9 video mnohem m\u00e9n\u011b zkr\u00e1cen\u00e9, ne\u017e to na\u0161e a \u010dl\u00e1nek v origin\u00e1le i v angli\u010dtin\u011b.   Moc z\u00e1bavn\u00e9. Moder\u00e1to\u0159i Holandsk\u00e9 televize Dennis […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ranni-kavy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t