{"id":9494,"date":"2013-03-13T11:43:44","date_gmt":"2013-03-13T10:43:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=9494"},"modified":"2019-01-08T11:44:10","modified_gmt":"2019-01-08T10:44:10","slug":"k-ranni-kave-a-rackum-dejte-letecky-miny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-a-rackum-dejte-letecky-miny.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: A rack\u016fm dejte leteck\u00fd miny!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Kdybych si m\u011bla dnes s v\u00e1mi po r\u00e1nu pov\u00eddat o v\u0161em, co se mi pr\u00e1v\u011b hon\u00ed hlavou, vypadalo by to tu jako v \u017eidovsk\u00e9 \u0161kole.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Mimochodem, tohle je r\u010den\u00ed moj\u00ed babi\u010dky i m\u00e1my, a j\u00e1 n\u011bjak nech\u00e1pu, z \u010deho vzniklo.<\/p>\n

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Budu se muset pop\u00eddit po tom, \u010d\u00edm se vlastn\u011b vyzna\u010duje v\u00fduka v t\u011bchto \u00fastavech.<\/p>\n

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To je ale jenom na okraj.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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P\u016fvodn\u011b jsem cht\u011bla nadn\u00e9st, \u017ee jsem z\u0159ejm\u011b z jin\u00e9ho sv\u011bta, proto\u017ee se tady na tom na\u0161em neust\u00e1le n\u011b\u010demu div\u00edm.<\/p>\n

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Konkr\u00e9tn\u011b si m\u016f\u017eu vykroutit hlavu nad t\u00edm, jak m\u016f\u017ee n\u011bkdo ozbrojit delf\u00edna st\u0159elnou zbran\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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„Podle zpravodajsk\u00e9ho port\u00e1lu Sobytija Kryma jsou delf\u00edni vyzbrojeni bojov\u00fdmi komplety IOU-75-03, co\u017e je individu\u00e1ln\u00ed st\u0159eln\u00e1 zbra\u0148 p\u0159ipevn\u011bn\u00e1 kytovc\u016fm na hlavu. Jak\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem ji pou\u017e\u00edvaj\u00ed, v\u00ed jenom ukrajinsk\u00e1 arm\u00e1da.“<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

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Ten \u010dl\u00e1nek jsem ani nem\u011bla \u010d\u00edst, proto\u017ee jak vypl\u00fdv\u00e1 z textu, vlastn\u011b to nen\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 novinka.<\/p>\n

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N\u011bjak mi to nebere hlava.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Pochop\u00edm psy vycvi\u010den\u00e9 na hled\u00e1n\u00ed drog, pochop\u00edm prasata, co hledaj\u00ed lan\u00fd\u017ee, pochop\u00edm policejn\u00ed psy a dokonce um\u00edm pobrat i krysy v minov\u00e9m poli.<\/p>\n

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Ale jak si u\u017e m\u016f\u017eeme dovolit, d\u00e1t delf\u00ednovi \u201cdo ploutve\u201c, pistoli a nau\u010dit ho st\u0159\u00edlet?<\/p>\n

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Co jsme to u\u017e za \u0161\u00edlence?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ono n\u00e1m nesta\u010d\u00ed, \u017ee to u\u010d\u00edme mal\u00e9 d\u011bti?<\/p>\n

Ono se u\u017e hrabeme i do delf\u00edn\u016f \u010di lachtan\u016f\u2026?<\/p>\n

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Co takhle nau\u010dit sysly kl\u00e1st n\u00e1stra\u017en\u00e9 v\u00fdbu\u0161n\u00e9 syst\u00e9my, nebo dejme medv\u011bd\u016fm panc\u00e9\u0159ov\u00e9 p\u011bsti!<\/p>\n

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A minomety by mohli obsluhovat t\u0159eba kr\u00e1l\u00edci. M\u011bli by takov\u00e9 mal\u00e9 helmi\u010dky, mal\u00e9 kanadky a slu\u0161iv\u00e9 mask\u00e1\u010dky\u2026<\/p>\n

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A racky bychom mohli vybavit t\u0159eba leteck\u00fdmi minami a hezky to tady roz\u0161melcovat na ka\u0161i a hotovo.<\/p>\n

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Mo\u017en\u00e1 jsem \u0161patn\u00fd bojov\u00fd strat\u00e9g.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u0158\u00edk\u00e1m si rezignovan\u011b, \u017ee kdy\u017e tedy je \u010dlov\u011bk takov\u00fd pako, \u017ee m\u00e1 pot\u0159ebu neust\u00e1le koumat, jak co nejefektivn\u011bji zab\u00edt co nejv\u00edc lid\u00ed, tak a\u0165. A\u0165 se t\u0159eba vybije.<\/p>\n

Ona se ta planeta bez n\u011bho celkem d\u016fstojn\u011b obejde.<\/p>\n

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Ale u\u010dit u\u017e i delf\u00edny st\u0159\u00edlet do lid\u00ed, na to prost\u011b nem\u00e1m.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Za to bych dala n\u011bkomu t\u0159\u00ed kilov\u00fd met\u00e1l na krk a poslala ho objevovat kr\u00e1sy dna oce\u00e1nu.<\/p>\n

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Posti\u017een\u00e1 z\u00e1kladna se oficieln\u011b nep\u0159iznala, ale pokud je to pravda, tak se v \u010cern\u00e9m mo\u0159i toulaj\u00ed t\u0159i ozbrojen\u00ed, velice inteligentn\u00ed a k \u010dlov\u011bku p\u0159\u00edchyln\u00ed savci, na hlav\u011b s pistolemi, kter\u00e9 je n\u011bjak\u00fd \u0161pr\u00fdma\u0159 nau\u010dil pou\u017e\u00edt.<\/p>\n

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Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee kdy\u017e u\u017e zbran\u011b pou\u017eij\u00ed, budou m\u00ed\u0159it na zadky t\u011bm, kdo jim je dal.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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P\u0159i nesporn\u00e9 inteligenci t\u011bchto kr\u00e1sn\u00fdch a mil\u00fdch savc\u016f, se mo\u017en\u00e1 t\u00e9 satisfakce do\u010dk\u00e1m.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Delf\u00edni sv\u00fdm p\u00edsk\u00e1n\u00edm spolu mluv\u00ed, a dokonce se dok\u00e1\u017eou navz\u00e1jem oslovovat jm\u00e9nem \u010di se p\u0159edstavit.<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

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Hezk\u00fd den!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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M\u00ed\u0161a K.<\/p>\n

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Views: 46Kdybych si m\u011bla dnes s v\u00e1mi po r\u00e1nu pov\u00eddat o v\u0161em, co se mi pr\u00e1v\u011b hon\u00ed hlavou, vypadalo by to tu jako v \u017eidovsk\u00e9 \u0161kole.   Mimochodem, tohle je r\u010den\u00ed moj\u00ed babi\u010dky i m\u00e1my, a j\u00e1 n\u011bjak nech\u00e1pu, z \u010deho vzniklo.   Budu se muset pop\u00eddit po tom, \u010d\u00edm se vlastn\u011b vyzna\u010duje v\u00fduka v t\u011bchto \u00fastavech.   To […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ranni-kavy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t