{"id":9201,"date":"2014-05-21T11:37:49","date_gmt":"2014-05-21T09:37:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=9201"},"modified":"2019-01-01T11:38:20","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T10:38:20","slug":"k-ranni-kave-jak-rozezrat-agamu-tulenem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-jak-rozezrat-agamu-tulenem.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: Jak roze\u017erat agamu? Tulen\u011bm!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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No fakt! Mus\u00edm na to od t\u00e9 doby myslet, i kdy\u017e se jedn\u00e1 vlastn\u011b o takovou hloupost. A tak jsem si \u0159ekla, \u017ee v\u00e1m to tak\u00e9 pov\u00edm dneska u rann\u00ed k\u00e1vy, proto\u017ee to vykl\u00e1d\u00e1m ka\u017ed\u00e9mu.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Tedy, ne, \u017ee bych cht\u011bla d\u011blat reklamu jednomu \u0159et\u011bzci, ale ned\u00e1vno jsme tady \u0159e\u0161ili velice vehementn\u011b gumov\u00e1 zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tka, co tam d\u00e1vaj\u00ed k n\u00e1kup\u016fm.<\/p>\n

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No a p\u0159edstavte si, to si nevymysl\u00edte, k \u010demu mohou b\u00fdt, vedle lehce infantiln\u00edho sb\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed, tyto pry\u017eov\u00e9 mali\u010dk\u00e9 odlitky dobr\u00e9.<\/p>\n

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Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee v\u00e1s to pobav\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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M\u011b to pobavilo a tak\u00e9 hodn\u011b pot\u011b\u0161ilo.<\/p>\n

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M\u00e1m jednu \u017e\u00e1ky\u0148ku na Tarot, kter\u00e1 je sou\u010dasn\u011b tak\u00e9 \u010dten\u00e1\u0159kou Popelek. Je to mil\u00e1 \u017eena, velmi pozorn\u00e1 a piln\u00e1 a vedle toho v\u0161eho m\u00e1 pro m\u011b jednu sympatickou z\u00e1libu.<\/p>\n

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Chov\u00e1 agamy.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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To jsou takov\u00e9 je\u0161t\u011brky, prost\u011b to asi v\u00edte.<\/p>\n

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Co nev\u00edte, a j\u00e1 to tedy nev\u011bd\u011bla je, \u017ee kdy\u017e se narod\u00ed mali\u010dk\u00e1 agama, je s n\u00ed docela pot\u00ed\u017e, kdy\u017e je sama.<\/p>\n

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To takhle ona zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00e1 pan\u00ed p\u0159i\u0161la na pl\u00e1novanou hodinu a je u\u017e takov\u00fd n\u00e1\u0161 folklor, \u017ee se v\u017edycky zept\u00e1m, co agamy.<\/p>\n

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\u201eNo p\u0159edstav si, jak jsem ti minule pov\u00eddala, \u017ee se narodila ta jedna, tak ona asi nakonec chd\u00e1k uhyne,\u201c<\/em>, vypr\u00e1v\u011bla starostliv\u011b.<\/p>\n

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\u201eJejda, jak to? Co je tomu miminku je\u0161t\u011br\u010d\u00edmu?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u201e\u00c1le, nechce j\u00edst. Jak se nerozj\u00ed, je konec. Ona toti\u017e z\u0159ejm\u011b jak je sama, tak nem\u00e1 ten \u017erac\u00ed reflex, co si norm\u00e1ln\u011b ty je\u0161t\u011b\u0159i ihned po\u0159\u00edd\u00ed, kdy\u017e maj\u00ed strach, aby jim druh\u00e1 ml\u00e1\u010fata to j\u00eddlo nesn\u011bdla. T\u00edm, \u017ee je sama, nem\u00e1 konkurenci a tak prost\u011b ne\u017eere\u201c, <\/em>vysv\u011btlila.<\/p>\n

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\u201eHele a to j\u00ed nem\u016f\u017ee\u0161 koupit n\u011bjakou gumovou je\u0161t\u011brku, a d\u00e1t j\u00ed tam, aby si myslela, \u017ee to je n\u011bjak\u00e1 hladov\u00e1 konkurentka?\u201c, <\/em>pov\u00edd\u00e1m.<\/p>\n

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\u201eM\u00ed\u0161o, ty asi nev\u00ed\u0161, jak vypad\u00e1 mal\u00e1 agama. To by j\u00ed ranila sp\u00ed\u0161 mrtvice, kdyby to vid\u011bla\u2026je to takhle velk\u00e9 zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tko\u2026\u201c <\/em>uk\u00e1zala palcem a ukazov\u00e1kem rozm\u011bry tak zhruba trochu v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e je vajgl.<\/p>\n

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Netu\u0161ila jsem, \u017ee mal\u00e1 agama je tak pr\u0165av\u00e1.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Zrak mi padnul na mou sb\u00edrku gumov\u00fdch zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tek a mezi nimi na tulen\u011b.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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n\u00e1\u0161 obr\u00e1zek<\/p>\n

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\u201eHele! A co \u0164ule\u0148? Vypad\u00e1 p\u0159i tro\u0161e dobr\u00e9 v\u016fle jako mal\u00e1 je\u0161t\u011brka, kdy\u017e budeme doufat, \u017ee mal\u00e1 agami\u010dka, je\u0161t\u011b prd vid\u00ed. T\u0159eba by pomohl. Kdy\u017e to nepom\u016f\u017ee, snad to neu\u0161kod\u00ed\u201c\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u201eNo, to neu\u0161kod\u00ed, tak j\u00e1 to zkus\u00edm\u201c.<\/em><\/p>\n

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P\u0159izn\u00e1m se, \u017ee jsem na to agam\u00ed mimino myslela ka\u017edou chv\u00edli cel\u00fd t\u00fdden, ne\u017e chovatelka zase dorazila.<\/p>\n

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No okam\u017eit\u011b jsem se zeptala, pomalu je\u0161t\u011b nevystoupila z auta, co agam\u00e1tko.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u201eNebude\u0161 mi to v\u011b\u0159it, ale \u017eere! Nap\u0159ed se tulen\u011b b\u00e1la, tak jsem j\u00ed ho dala za sklo a fakt se rozjedla\u201c.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Tohle je to agam\u00e1tko! Fotku poslala spkojen\u00e1 n\u00e1hradn\u00ed mamnina! <\/strong>\"yes\"<\/p>\n

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No tak to vid\u00edte.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u010clov\u011bk si p\u0159ipad\u00e1 jako lehce pra\u0161t\u011bn\u00fd, \u017ee sb\u00edr\u00e1 gumov\u00e1 zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tka od kasy v hypermarketu a ona ve fin\u00e1le zachra\u0148uj\u00ed mal\u00e9 agamy.<\/p>\n

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Tenhle mal\u00fd tule\u0148, poka\u017ed\u00e9 kdy\u017e se te\u010f na n\u011bj pod\u00edv\u00e1m, m\u00e1 u\u017e \u00fapln\u011b jinou v\u00e1hu v moj\u00ed mysli.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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n\u00e1\u0161 lachtan \"wink\"<\/p>\n

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Vid\u00edm tulen\u011b, mysl\u00edm na je\u0161t\u011brku\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

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No nen\u00ed to prima? \"yes\"<\/p>\n

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P\u0159eji v\u00e1m v\u0161em p\u011bkn\u00fd den!<\/p>\n

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P.S. Mo\u017en\u00e1 fakt sb\u00edrejte gumov\u00e1 zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tka, proto\u017ee nikdy nev\u00edte, kdy bude pot\u0159eba roze\u017erat agamu.<\/strong>\"Smoke\"<\/p>\n

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M\u00ed\u0161a K.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Views: 105No fakt! Mus\u00edm na to od t\u00e9 doby myslet, i kdy\u017e se jedn\u00e1 vlastn\u011b o takovou hloupost. A tak jsem si \u0159ekla, \u017ee v\u00e1m to tak\u00e9 pov\u00edm dneska u rann\u00ed k\u00e1vy, proto\u017ee to vykl\u00e1d\u00e1m ka\u017ed\u00e9mu.   Tedy, ne, \u017ee bych cht\u011bla d\u011blat reklamu jednomu \u0159et\u011bzci, ale ned\u00e1vno jsme tady \u0159e\u0161ili velice vehementn\u011b gumov\u00e1 zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tka, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ranni-kavy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t