{"id":9179,"date":"2014-06-05T10:58:29","date_gmt":"2014-06-05T08:58:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=9179"},"modified":"2019-01-01T10:59:01","modified_gmt":"2019-01-01T09:59:01","slug":"k-ranni-kave-jak-se-rodi-vase-horoskopy-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-jak-se-rodi-vase-horoskopy-2.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: Jak se rod\u00ed va\u0161e horoskopy?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u0158\u00edkala jsem si, a je to m\u00e9 mali\u010dko nevinn\u00e9 alibi, \u017ee kdy\u017e se poka\u017ed\u00e9 zpozd\u00edm a horoskopy nejsou hned prvn\u00ed den a pak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m t\u0159eba, \u017ee jsem je nestihla, \u017ee by v\u00e1s mo\u017en\u00e1 zaj\u00edmalo, jak takov\u00e9 horoskopy pro ka\u017ed\u00e9 znamen\u00ed na jeden m\u011bs\u00edc vznikaj\u00ed na Popelk\u00e1ch.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Jako zase to nen\u00ed kovbojka a nechci, abyste si mysleli, \u017ee m\u011b po ka\u017ed\u00fdch napsan\u00fdch horoskopech odvezou na ARO, kde m\u011b vrac\u00ed k \u017eivotu p\u011bt internist\u016f, ale nen\u00ed to ani \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 sranda.<\/p>\n

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T\u0159eba by v\u00e1s to zaj\u00edmalo, kdy\u017e v\u00e1m to pod\u00e1m lidsky a nebudu tady m\u00e1vat konjunkcemi a kvadr\u00e1ty.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Abyste se nenechali m\u00fdlit, horoskop pro jedno znamen\u00ed nen\u00ed mo\u017en\u00e9 ud\u011blat tak, aby sed\u011bl na v\u0161echny lidi v tom znamen\u00ed narozen\u00e9.<\/p>\n

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To bych toti\u017e musela zn\u00e1t hodinu, datum a m\u00edsto narozen\u00ed ka\u017ed\u00e9ho t\u0159eba Skopce, kter\u00fd bude horoskop \u010d\u00edst a musel by m\u00edt ka\u017ed\u00fd Skopec sv\u016fj horoskop.<\/p>\n

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Li\u0161ily by se v souvislost\u00ed pr\u00e1v\u011b s t\u00edm, kde a kdy se takov\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk narodil.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Hlavn\u011b nikdy nemohou \u00fapln\u011b sed\u011bt p\u0159esn\u011b \u010dasy. N\u011bkomu ano, n\u011bkdo to t\u0159eba bude m\u00edt posunut\u00e9 o dva t\u0159i dny.<\/p>\n

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Horoskopy, kter\u00e9 \u010dtete, jsou tranzitivn\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

To znamen\u00e1 jakoby h\u00fdbac\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Kde\u017eto horoskop, kde se zkoum\u00e1 lidsk\u00e1 povaha, charakter, zdravotn\u00ed rizika, sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed orientace, chov\u00e1n\u00ed k partnerovi, ke hmot\u011b, d\u011btem a podobn\u011b, (tedy to, co jsem d\u011blala t\u0159eba panu Jon\u00e1kovi, nebo v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b Kramn\u00fdch)<\/em> to jsou horoskopy nativn\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Takov\u00fd nativn\u00ed horoskop se nepohne \u2013 bude po\u0159\u00e1d stejn\u00fd.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Tranzity pak jsou vlastn\u011b pohyby planet, kter\u00e9 se laicky \u0159e\u010deno p\u0159e\u0161upuj\u00ed a brouzdaj\u00ed r\u016fzn\u00fdmi znamen\u00edmi, na kter\u00e1 se nav\u00edc koukaj\u00ed z r\u016fzn\u00fdch \u00fahl\u016f.<\/p>\n

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To jsou ty konjunkce a sextily a kvadr\u00e1ty a tak d\u00e1le.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Jsou to vlastn\u011b \u00fahly, pod kter\u00fdmi koukaj\u00ed planety na jin\u00e9 planety, na znamen\u00ed a tak.<\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e se t\u0159eba hezky kouk\u00e1 Saturn na Mars, tak to nesta\u010d\u00ed, proto\u017ee ka\u017ed\u00fd z nich je\u0161t\u011b stoj\u00ed v tu dobu v n\u011bjak\u00e9m znamen\u00ed a to nen\u00ed jedno.<\/p>\n

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A pak je tady Luna, kter\u00e1 pom\u00e1h\u00e1 nejv\u00edc, proto\u017ee je to couralka rychl\u00e1.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Prvn\u011b se tedy mus\u00edm pod\u00edvat, jak v\u0161eobecn\u011b stoj\u00ed kter\u00e1 planeta a lidsky \u0159e\u010deno, kter\u00e1 je siln\u00e1 ten m\u011bs\u00edc a kter\u00e1 m\u00e9n\u011b.<\/p>\n

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Je na to program, kter\u00fd to zobraz\u00ed, kdy\u017e se zad\u00e1 obdob\u00ed od – do.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Kdybych to tady m\u011bla r\u00fdsovat jako sta\u0159\u00ed, dob\u0159\u00ed astrologov\u00e9, tak bych p\u0159\u00ed sv\u00fdch kvalit\u00e1ch v geometrii musela za\u010d\u00edt deset let p\u0159edem.<\/p>\n

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Jedin\u00e9, co z geometrie um\u00edm skv\u011ble je zabodnout kru\u017e\u00edtko. Zpravidla ho pak u\u017e nevynd\u00e1m.<\/p>\n

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Tak\u017ee program je super.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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On to namaluje za m\u011b.<\/p>\n

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Prvn\u00ed pohled je takov\u00fd obecn\u00fd.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Zjist\u00edm, co za energie bude tam naho\u0159e v\u0161eobecn\u011b, a jestli je tam dobr\u00e1 n\u00e1lada a v jak\u00fdch oblastech.<\/p>\n

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Ka\u017ed\u00e1 planeta tak trochu zastupuje trochu jinou oblast, ale zase v souvislosti se znamen\u00edm, ve kter\u00e9m stoj\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ta  znamen\u00ed jste tak\u00e9 vy.<\/p>\n

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Tam se pod\u00edv\u00e1m, kde m\u00e1 kter\u00e9 znamen\u00ed jakou planetu, kudy mu jde Luna a kdy a jak se samo znamen\u00ed stav\u00ed ke kter\u00e9 planet\u011b. To jsou ty \u00fahly.<\/p>\n

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Jenom\u017ee, ono to m\u00e1 h\u00e1\u010dek.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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N\u011bkter\u00e1 planeta se nehne t\u0159eba i n\u011bkolik t\u00fddn\u016f, a kdy\u017e se kone\u010dn\u011b vy\u0161our\u00e1, tak to najednou zase p\u0159ehodnot\u00ed a za\u010dne couvat zp\u00e1tky.<\/p>\n

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To je stav, kdy je planeta retrogr\u00e1dn\u00ed. <\/strong><\/p>\n

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A zase prdlajs, zase je to v z\u00e1sad\u011b o tom sam\u00e9m.<\/p>\n

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Jenom\u017ee \u010dlov\u011bk nem\u016f\u017ee ps\u00e1t t\u0159i m\u011bs\u00edce t\u0159eba Ryb\u00e1m do horoskopu: \u201evlastn\u011b to bude po\u0159\u00e1d stejn\u00e9\u201c.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Pak pom\u016f\u017ee hodn\u011b pr\u00e1v\u011b Luna. Ta se cour\u00e1 po\u0159\u00e1d a spolehliv\u011b a lze k n\u00ed p\u0159ihl\u00ed\u017eet.<\/p>\n

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Tak\u017ee j\u00e1 to v\u0161echno takhle o\u010dekuju a pak si ud\u011bl\u00e1m letmo pozn\u00e1mky, ale v\u011bt\u0161inu, nebo to gro, si u\u017e pamatuju.<\/p>\n

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Pozn\u00e1mky vypadaj\u00ed n\u011bjak takhle, tak\u017ee to sp\u00ed\u0161 vypad\u00e1, \u017ee je psal oligofrenik.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Aby v\u00e1m to co nejmaxim\u00e1ln\u011bji sed\u011blo a mohla jsem se o n\u011bco v\u00edc op\u0159\u00edt, pom\u00e1h\u00e1m si i tarotem. Tak\u017ee si vylo\u017e\u00edm na ten m\u011bs\u00edc je\u0161t\u011b na ka\u017ed\u00e9 znamen\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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V\u011bt\u0161inou mi to Tarot up\u0159esn\u00ed, proto\u017ee jsou to karty astrologick\u00e9.<\/p>\n

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No a to je polotovar.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Te\u010f mus\u00edm ka\u017ed\u00e9mu znamen\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b vymyslet n\u011bjak\u00fd souvisl\u00fd text, prost\u00fd konjunkc\u00ed, sextil\u016f a opozic, proto\u017ee to je k ni\u010demu h\u00e1zet po lidech term\u00edny, kter\u00e9 jim nic moc ne\u0159eknou.<\/p>\n

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Nav\u00edc by to nem\u011blo pro v\u00e1s b\u00fdt jako u suchard\u016f, ale m\u011blo by v\u00e1s to bavit.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Je\u0161t\u011b je pot\u0159eba br\u00e1t v potaz fakt, (teda j\u00e1 to \u0159e\u0161\u00edm), \u017ee ke ka\u017ed\u00e9mu znamen\u00ed, nebo minim\u00e1ln\u011b \u017eivlu, kter\u00fd ho ovliv\u0148uje, je t\u0159eba mluvit jinak.<\/p>\n

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M\u00e1m pocit, \u017ee Rak se mi vyprdne na technick\u00e9 a v\u011bcn\u00e9 popisy a bude cht\u00edt v\u00edc citu, zat\u00edmco t\u0159eba Panna, ta se v tom bude cht\u00edt nimrat a sledovat si detaily.<\/p>\n

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Lev pot\u0159ebuje n\u011b\u010d\u00edm obla\u017eit a uklidnit, V\u00e1ha bude cht\u00edt, aby text a mluven\u00e9 slovo, zn\u011bly harmonicky.<\/p>\n

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To si v\u0161echno \u0159e\u0161\u00edm, kdy\u017e se na to vrh\u00e1m.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Tak\u017ee t\u0159eba nap\u00ed\u0161u t\u0159i znamen\u00ed a pak \u010du\u010d\u00edm tup\u011b z okna a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m si, \u017ee u\u017e nejsem schopn\u00e1 nic smyslupln\u00e9ho vymyslet.<\/p>\n

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Pak taky ob\u010das hled\u00e1m m\u00edsto psan\u00ed Johanku po Kersku.<\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e se k tomu vr\u00e1t\u00edm, m\u00e1m t\u0159eba \u00fapln\u011b jinou n\u00e1ladu, jen\u017ee se mus\u00edm chytit toho ducha, co jsem v n\u011bm za\u010dla.<\/p>\n

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Nakonec to kone\u010dn\u011b vymandel\u00edm, aby to m\u011blo smysl a sed\u011blo to co mo\u017en\u00e1 nejl\u00e9pe a jsou tu obr\u00e1zky.<\/p>\n

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Jsem na n\u011b \u00fachyln\u00e1 a m\u00e1m dojem, \u017ee bez obr\u00e1zku by to nebylo ono.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Tak\u017ee si zkus\u00edm p\u0159edstavit lidi ve znamen\u00edch, kter\u00e9 zn\u00e1m a pocit, kter\u00fd uvnit\u0159 c\u00edt\u00edm.<\/p>\n

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Hele, t\u0159eba p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b jsem se rozhodla, \u017ee p\u0159irovn\u00e1m znamen\u00ed k houb\u00e1m.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Tak\u017ee budu dumat, jakou houbu mi p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 Vodn\u00e1\u0159 a jakou t\u0159eba B\u00fdk.<\/p>\n

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To bude \u017e\u016f\u017eo.<\/p>\n

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To si taky p\u00ed\u0161u p\u0159edem ru\u010dn\u011b.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A pak u\u017e je tu jen fantazie a mil\u00e1\u010dek Photoshop. S oboj\u00edm pracuju r\u00e1da.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u010cili horoskopy d\u011bl\u00e1m t\u0159eba t\u0159i dny a obr\u00e1zky dal\u0161\u00edch p\u016fl dne, nebo den, podle toho, co m\u011b od toho poka\u017ed\u00e9 vytrhne.<\/p>\n

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Tak snad jsem v\u00e1m vnesla trochu sv\u011btla do temn\u00e9ho koutku.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Napsat \u010dl\u00e1nek o p\u016fsoben\u00ed slint\u00e1n\u00ed \u017e\u00ed\u017eal na reziv\u011bn\u00ed zemsk\u00e9 osy t\u00edm p\u00e1dem trv\u00e1 nesrovnateln\u011b krat\u0161\u00ed dobu \"enlightened\"<\/p>\n

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Jo a je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bco.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Horoskopy pro znamen\u00ed po dnech, jsou v\u00edcem\u00e9n\u011b nesmysl, proto\u017ee tam se skute\u010dn\u011b m\u016f\u017ee seriozn\u011b \u010dlov\u011bk op\u0159\u00edt pouze o Lunu, kdy\u017e chce, aby to bylo ka\u017ed\u00fd den jin\u00e9.<\/p>\n

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Tak rychle toti\u017e planety opravdu neb\u011bhaj\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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To by to tam naho\u0159e vypadalo jako osmiproud\u00e1 mezist\u00e1tn\u00ed d\u00e1lnice.<\/p>\n

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Proto se denn\u00edm horoskop\u016fm zarputile br\u00e1n\u00edm.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Proto\u017ee je nelze stav\u011bt na ni\u010dem, ne\u017e na slovech, kter\u00e1 se obm\u011b\u0148uj\u00ed, ale v\u00fdznamov\u011b budou vlastn\u011b u ka\u017ed\u00e9ho znamen\u00ed pom\u011brn\u011b dlouhou dobu stejn\u00e1.<\/p>\n

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Tedy pokud se t\u00edm ten, kdo je d\u011bl\u00e1, v\u016fbec n\u011bjak zab\u00fdv\u00e1 \"devil\"<\/p>\n

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P\u0159eji v\u00e1m kr\u00e1sn\u00fd den!<\/p>\n

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Z\u00edtra m\u00e1m p\u0159ekv\u00e1pko z t\u00e9 avizovan\u00e9 sch\u016fzky.<\/p>\n

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M\u00ed\u0161a K.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Views: 42\u0158\u00edkala jsem si, a je to m\u00e9 mali\u010dko nevinn\u00e9 alibi, \u017ee kdy\u017e se poka\u017ed\u00e9 zpozd\u00edm a horoskopy nejsou hned prvn\u00ed den a pak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m t\u0159eba, \u017ee jsem je nestihla, \u017ee by v\u00e1s mo\u017en\u00e1 zaj\u00edmalo, jak takov\u00e9 horoskopy pro ka\u017ed\u00e9 znamen\u00ed na jeden m\u011bs\u00edc vznikaj\u00ed na Popelk\u00e1ch.   Jako zase to nen\u00ed kovbojka a nechci, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ranni-kavy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t