{"id":9136,"date":"2018-12-31T10:30:05","date_gmt":"2018-12-31T09:30:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=9136"},"modified":"2018-12-31T10:30:05","modified_gmt":"2018-12-31T09:30:05","slug":"vanocni-obzerstvi-vede-k-nabozenske-toleranci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/spolecnost\/vanocni-obzerstvi-vede-k-nabozenske-toleranci.html","title":{"rendered":"V\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed ob\u017eerstv\u00ed vede k n\u00e1bo\u017eensk\u00e9 toleranci"},"content":{"rendered":"

Views: 81<\/p>

Pokus\u00edm se v\u00e1m to vysv\u011btlit, ani\u017e byste museli absolvovat druhou lahev v\u00edna. I kdy\u017e za sebe mohu \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee mi to teprve s\u00a0druh\u00fdm korkov\u00fdm \u0161puntem kone\u010dn\u011b do\u0161lo. J\u00edme, abychom milovali. Zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 na V\u00e1noce. Jestli jste si mysleli, \u017ee v\u0161echno to cukrov\u00ed, chleb\u00ed\u010dky, jednohubky, oblo\u017een\u00e9 tal\u00ed\u0159e, v\u00e1no\u010dka, vinn\u00e1 klob\u00e1sa a\u2026..j\u00e1 to nechci ani vyjmenov\u00e1vat, proto\u017ee m\u00e1m pocit, jako kdy\u017e Karel He\u0159m\u00e1nek \u010detl Dorot\u011b M\u00e1chalov\u00e9 jej\u00ed seznam h\u0159\u00edch\u016f.<\/p>\n

T\u00e9 mlad\u00e9 Dorot\u011b, ne t\u00e9 star\u00e9. To ale asi ka\u017ed\u00e9mu do\u0161lo. To je jedno. Pokud jste propadli pocitu, \u017ee tohle v\u0161echno do sebe cpete jenom kv\u016fli jednomu un\u00e1hlen\u00e9mu porodu ve chl\u00edv\u011b, pro jedno soci\u00e1ln\u011b vylou\u010den\u00e9 jezul\u00e1tko, pak jste na omylu.<\/p>\n

Laskav\u011b si u\u017eijte V\u00e1noce, Bo\u017e\u00ed hod i \u0161t\u011bp\u00e1nskou husi\u010dku, firemn\u00ed ve\u010d\u00edrek, n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvu p\u0159\u00e1tel, d\u00e1mskou adventn\u00ed j\u00edzdu i Silvestr. V\u0161echny ty pomaz\u00e1nky, sal\u00e1ty, sekty, p\u0159\u00edpitky, kocovinky\u2026<\/p>\n

A pak se dejte na pok\u00e1n\u00ed a slibte d\u011btem, \u017ee s\u00a0nimi mezi sv\u00e1tky t\u0159eba p\u016fjdete plavat. Mohli byste jim sl\u00edbit i vych\u00e1zku lesem v\u00a0p\u00e9\u0159ov\u00e9 bund\u011b, ale j\u00e1 jsem kamikadze, tak\u017ee jsem sl\u00edbila odhalen\u00ed v\u00a0plavk\u00e1ch.<\/p>\n

Architekt m\u011bstsk\u00fdch l\u00e1zn\u00ed je misantrop, misogyn a p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm kret\u00e9n, abyste si nemuseli g\u016fglit dva p\u0159edchoz\u00ed v\u00fdrazy. P\u0159i posledn\u00ed rekonstrukci nechal um\u00edstit zrcadla naprosto v\u0161ude. I v\u00a0p\u0159evl\u00e9kac\u00ed kabince. Kamrl\u00edk, kam zalezete, aby v\u00e1s nikdo nevid\u011bl a tam zrcadlo, abyste vid\u011bli \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161echno, i to, co nechcete. Ur\u010dit\u011b je to anorektik bez mozku, bez \u017eensk\u00e9 a bez budoucnosti.<\/p>\n

Sprcha.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Zrcadlo jako kr\u00e1va p\u0159es celou ze\u010f. Tak\u017ee v\u00e1s bude v\u00e1\u0161 vlastn\u00ed odraz, va\u0161e depresivn\u00ed realita pron\u00e1sledovat a\u017e do sauny. Tam ov\u0161em nevlezu. Ur\u010dit\u011b by mne postihl masivn\u00ed infarkt. To mi napov\u011bd\u011blo zrcadlo.\u00a0 Sta\u010dil jeden pohled. Ve\u010der bych byla ve zpr\u00e1v\u00e1ch a na facebooku by v\u0161ichni do koment\u016f psali hl\u00e1\u0161ky typu: \u201eTo mohla \u010dekat p\u0159i tom, jak vypad\u00e1.\u201c<\/p>\n

Docela mne p\u0159ekvapilo, \u017ee u baz\u00e9nu \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 zrcadlo nen\u00ed. Jen obrovsk\u00e1 prosklen\u00e1 st\u011bna, ve kter\u00e9 se odr\u00e1\u017e\u00ed naprosto v\u0161echno. K\u00a0m\u00e9 sm\u016fle tu patrn\u011b maj\u00ed filtraci, tak\u017ee schovat se do pr\u016fzra\u010dn\u011b \u010dist\u00e9 vody je trochu idiocie, trochu naivita a hodn\u011b marn\u00e9 snahy.<\/p>\n

Ta nejhor\u0161\u00ed i nejkr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed hodina m\u00e1 na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed jen \u0161edes\u00e1t minut.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Rozd\u00edl je v\u00a0tom, \u017ee v\u00a0t\u00e9 nejhor\u0161\u00ed hodin\u011b v\u00edte o ka\u017ed\u00e9 minut\u011b, i o ka\u017ed\u00e9 vte\u0159in\u011b.\u00a0 Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed je synek zimom\u0159iv\u00fd a po hodin\u011b, co jsem se rozhl\u00ed\u017eela, kdy mne kone\u010dn\u011b p\u0159ijede zachr\u00e1nit Greenpeace a odt\u00e1hnou mne jako zatoulanou velrybu do mo\u0159e, kone\u010dn\u011b cht\u011bl dom\u016f. Zb\u00fdvalo jen proj\u00edt uli\u010dkou hanby do sprch kolem nekone\u010dn\u00fdch zrcadel a v\u00a0p\u0159evl\u00e9kac\u00ed kabince se tv\u00e1\u0159it jako, \u017ee na st\u011bn\u011b nevis\u00ed zrcadlo, ale levn\u00e1 reprodukce barokn\u00ed Salome na reprodukci z IKEA. V\u00a0n\u00e1ru\u010d\u00ed jsem dr\u017eela zmuchlan\u00fd ru\u010dn\u00edk a plavky, nam\u00edsto hlavy Jana K\u0159titele a pomalu nab\u00fdvala p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den\u00ed, \u017ee sv\u011btec nemusel na popravi\u0161ti p\u0159ij\u00edt o svou chloubu pro jej\u00ed marnivost.<\/p>\n

Mo\u017en\u00e1 jen \u0159ekl:\u00a0\u201eSalom\u00e9, nem\u00fdvala jsi \u0161t\u00edhlej\u0161\u00ed pas?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

V\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed sv\u00e1tky maj\u00ed ohromnou v\u00fdhodu v\u00a0tom, \u017ee d\u0159\u00edve \u010di pozd\u011bji p\u0159ijde pov\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed v\u00fdprodej a v\u00fdrobci a prodejci se v\u00e1m pokus\u00ed prodat cokoliv, co nap\u0159ed o \u0161edes\u00e1t procent zdra\u017eili, aby v\u00e1m to mohli o pades\u00e1t procent levn\u011bji prodat. Cokoliv. I plavky. V\u00a0zim\u011b. Jup\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Jmenuje se to burky.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Budou v\u00e1m vy\u010d\u00edtat v\u00edru, n\u00e1bo\u017eenskou netoleranci, ale u\u017e nikdy ne tal\u00ed\u0159 chleb\u00ed\u010dk\u016f, m\u00edsu cukrov\u00ed nebo lav\u00f3r bramborov\u00e9ho sal\u00e1tu. Pokryjete svou postavu zhruba deseti metry \u010dtvere\u010dn\u00edmi plavkov\u00e9ho materi\u00e1lu, kter\u00fd d\u00e1 \u00fa\u017easn\u011b vyniknout va\u0161im o\u010d\u00edm a neoholen\u00fdm kotn\u00edk\u016fm, proto\u017ee nic v\u00edc z\u00a0v\u00e1s nebude vid\u011bt. Kone\u010dn\u011b pochop\u00edte svobodu \u017een skryt\u00fdch p\u0159ed nel\u00edtostn\u00fdmi pohledy mu\u017e\u016f a p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm pak soky\u0148. Kone\u010dn\u011b p\u0159estanete cp\u00e1t do pomaz\u00e1nek n\u00edzkotu\u010dn\u00fd tvaroh m\u00edsto m\u00e1sla. A kone\u010dn\u011b si zaplavete v\u00a0naprosto pr\u00e1zdn\u00e9m baz\u00e9nu.<\/p>\n

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A kone\u010dn\u011b naprosto svobodn\u011b pronesete u pultu v\u00a0lah\u016fdk\u00e1ch sv\u00e9<\/strong>:\u00a0\u201eP\u016fl kila vla\u0161\u00e1ku, pros\u00edm.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

To nebude takov\u00e1 odvaha, jako doplnit prodava\u010d\u010din dotaz:\u00a0\u201eA p\u0159ejete si to tady nebo sebou zabalit?\u201c<\/em>\u00a0jasn\u00fdm sd\u011blen\u00edm:\u00a0\u201eTady a dva rohl\u00edky k\u00a0tomu.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

Salam aleikum.<\/strong>\u00a0(Ten sal\u00e1m bych prosila gothaj a nakr\u00e1jet.)<\/p>\n

ToraToraTora<\/em><\/p>\n

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Views: 81Pokus\u00edm se v\u00e1m to vysv\u011btlit, ani\u017e byste museli absolvovat druhou lahev v\u00edna. I kdy\u017e za sebe mohu \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee mi to teprve s\u00a0druh\u00fdm korkov\u00fdm \u0161puntem kone\u010dn\u011b do\u0161lo. J\u00edme, abychom milovali. Zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 na V\u00e1noce. Jestli jste si mysleli, \u017ee v\u0161echno to cukrov\u00ed, chleb\u00ed\u010dky, jednohubky, oblo\u017een\u00e9 tal\u00ed\u0159e, v\u00e1no\u010dka, vinn\u00e1 klob\u00e1sa a\u2026..j\u00e1 to nechci ani vyjmenov\u00e1vat, proto\u017ee […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":9140,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spolecnost"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t