{"id":8847,"date":"2015-01-14T10:15:37","date_gmt":"2015-01-14T09:15:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=8847"},"modified":"2018-12-22T10:16:04","modified_gmt":"2018-12-22T09:16:04","slug":"k-ranni-kave-vivat-trinactko","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-vivat-trinactko.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: Vivat t\u0159in\u00e1ctko!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Views: 17<\/p><p><strong>Ne, nem\u00edn\u00edm op\u011bvovat adolescentn\u00ed d\u00edvku, n\u00fdbr\u017e v\u010derej\u0161\u00ed datum. Kdybych byla pesimistou, \u0159eknu, \u017ee to byl stra\u0161n\u00fd den. Proto\u017ee jsem ale opakem, \u0159eknu: co n\u00e1s nezabije, to n\u00e1s pos\u00edl\u00ed. \u00dater\u00fd 13.1. mi zabilo jen n\u011bco milion\u016f mozkov\u00fdch bun\u011bk, p\u0159izabilo pen\u011b\u017eenku, t\u00e1tu a jinak vcelku pohoda<\/strong>&nbsp;<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"cool\" src=\"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/admin\/js\/ckeditor\/plugins\/smiley\/images\/shades_smile.gif\" alt=\"cool\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>M\u011blo mi to doj\u00edt u\u017e r\u00e1no, kdy\u017e jsem se pra\u0161tila do holen\u011b tak, \u017ee jsem m\u011bla dojem, \u017ee jsem rozp\u016flila postel.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Pajdala jsem dol\u016f, kde jsem klasicky vyndala nau\u010den\u00fdm pohybem tu plechovou v\u011bc s&nbsp;popelem a hotovila se k&nbsp;popelnici.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u0158\u00edzen\u00edm, te\u010f u\u017e v\u00edm, \u017ee po\u010d\u00ednaj\u00edc\u00ed t\u0159in\u00e1ctky, jsem to vyklopila vedle. V\u00edtr se postaral o zbytek. Sbohem umyt\u00e1 hlavo. Vypadala jsem jako zombie.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Zatopit se mi povedlo.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Na to se t\u00e1ta rozhodl, \u017ee inovuje prostor u kamen, p\u0159i \u010dem\u017e se naplno odprezentovaly jeho tituly za i p\u0159ed jm\u00e9nem, proto\u017ee tak brilantn\u011b vysv\u011btlen\u00fdch hned n\u011bkolik p\u0159\u00edrodn\u00edch z\u00e1kon\u016f, neum\u011bl \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd profesor, kter\u00e9ho si pamatuji.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Vytvo\u0159il tuhle jednoduchou z\u00e1le\u017eitost, jej\u00ed\u017e efektivitu hned z&nbsp;n\u011bkolika stran jsem nem\u011bla po vysv\u011btlen\u00ed tohoto t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 stolet\u00e9ho pana in\u017een\u00fdra, kandid\u00e1ta v\u011bd, probl\u00e9m pochopit.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/text_img\/16345NGN.jpg\" alt=\"16345NGN.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jsa rozja\u0159en \u00fasp\u011bchem a mou poklonou, \u0161el k&nbsp;d\u0159evn\u00edku a neodervala jsem ho od sekery.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Mimochodem, minul\u00fd t\u00fdden jsme spolu nalo\u017eili, odvozili a poskl\u00e1dali 4 kub\u00edky d\u0159eva.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/text_img\/16346MDl.jpg\" alt=\"16346MDl.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nedal si prost\u011b \u0159\u00edct.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Zad\u011blala jsem na k\u0159enovou om\u00e1\u010dku a \u0161la nahoru, zal\u00edt kytky. \u017de jsem dala do konvi\u010dky horkou, mi do\u0161lo na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed d\u0159\u00edv, ne\u017e za\u010dala prvn\u00ed kytka \u0159v\u00e1t.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Vol\u00e1n\u00ed se naopak ozvalo zespoda, a proto\u017ee to bylo tatkovo vol\u00e1n\u00ed a s&nbsp;v\u011bdom\u00edm jakou \u010dinnost\u00ed se zab\u00fdval, vzala jsem schody \u0161usem.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sekl se do nohy, ale m\u011bl z&nbsp;toho legraci.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201ePot\u0159ebuji poln\u00ed lazaret, sestru a far\u00e1\u0159e,\u201c <\/em>volal rozpustile.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pokusil se o m\u011b hysterick\u00fd z\u00e1chvat.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Na rozd\u00edl od n\u011bho jsem vid\u011bla tu zakrv\u00e1cenou pono\u017eku a v&nbsp;ba\u010dko\u0159e mu \u010dvachtalo.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Fajn.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nohu jsme ov\u00e1zali a t\u00e1ta odpajdal s&nbsp;t\u00edm, \u017ee ho jedna noha nezlom\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Zjistila jsem, \u017ee nem\u00e1m smetanu.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Kdy\u017e jsem \u00faprkem odj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bla, d\u016frazn\u011b jsem ho po\u0159\u00e1dala, zat\u00edmco op\u011bt p\u016flil polena u \u0161palku, aby si nic neutnul, ne\u017e se vr\u00e1t\u00edm a \u017ee budu zp\u011bt za minutu.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Na spor\u00e1ku jsem nechala tu om\u00e1\u010dku, co byla skoro hotov\u00e1 a ztlumen\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Zav\u0159ela jsem psa a nechala jsem si otev\u0159enou br\u00e1nu.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>V&nbsp;Sadsk\u00e9 u \u010conga jsem byla hotov\u00e1 hned a tak jsem se stavila je\u0161t\u011b v&nbsp;trysku na pump\u011b pro cigarety,<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Vyp\u00e1lila jsem jako blesk.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Jako efektivn\u00ed bleskosvod se mi osv\u011bd\u010dila pl\u00e1ca\u010dka policejn\u00ed hl\u00eddky.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Rezignovan\u011b jsem odlo\u017eila hlavu na volant.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/text_img\/16347OGQ.jpg\" alt=\"16347OGQ.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nem\u011bla jsem s&nbsp;sebou kabelku.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Tedy jsem nem\u011bla ani jeden doklad, do toho jsem nebyla p\u0159ipoutan\u00e1 a nesv\u00edtila jsem.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eDobr\u00fd den pan\u00ed \u0159idi\u010dko, pros\u00edm doklady toto\u017enosti a doklady od vozidla\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eNem\u00e1m nic z&nbsp;toho, pane, zato m\u00e1m na spor\u00e1ku om\u00e1\u010dku a p\u0159ed bar\u00e1kem stolet\u00e9ho t\u00e1tu se sekerou v&nbsp;ruce, d\u00e1le otev\u0159enou br\u00e1nu a celkem \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00fd den\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>M\u011bla jsem tepl\u00e1ky, na hlav\u011b rozcuch se zbytky popela a dom\u00e1c\u00ed botky od Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ka.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>D\u00edval se na m\u011b, jakoby nev\u011b\u0159il, \u017ee tam jsem.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eCo s&nbsp;v\u00e1mi m\u00e1m d\u011blat?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eInu, zast\u0159elte m\u011b, ale pros\u00edm, pak rychle je\u010fte sundat ten hrnec a vz\u00edt tomu starci sekeru\u201c.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eNap\u0159ed mus\u00edme ov\u011b\u0159it va\u0161i toto\u017enost, pak d\u00fdchnete, a kdy\u017e to bude v&nbsp;po\u0159\u00e1dku budeme \u0159e\u0161it proh\u0159e\u0161ky<\/em>\u201c, pravil bod\u0159e.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eDo t\u00e9 doby bude t\u00e1ta bez \u00fad\u016f a d\u016fm bude vyp\u00e1len jako Lidice\u201c,<\/em> pov\u00edd\u00e1m.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201ePokus\u00edme se to urychlit\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Vysypala jsem ze sebe v\u0161echna jm\u00e9na a rodn\u00e1 \u010d\u00edsla m\u00fdch d\u011bt\u00ed <em>(u\u017e jen to zabralo dost \u010dasu)<\/em> , jm\u00e9no matky otce, jeho otce, jeho matky, v\u0161ech matek co zn\u00e1m a v\u0161ech p\u0159edk\u016f a\u017e po loupe\u017eiv\u00e9ho ryt\u00ed\u0159e, co mu usekli ucho.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>D\u00fdchla jsem do t\u00e9 v\u011bci, kdy\u017e jsem p\u0159ed t\u00edm nazna\u010dila, \u017ee z&nbsp;n\u00ed chci p\u00edt. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Evidentn\u011b to video vid\u011bli, proto\u017ee je to pobavilo.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eTak co v\u00e1m tam m\u00e1m napsat?\u201c<\/em>, zeptal se s&nbsp;pap\u00edrkem v&nbsp;ruce a s \u00fasm\u011bvem.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eNapi\u0161te \u201eV\u0160ECHNO\u201c to je rychl\u00e9 a v\u00fdsti\u017en\u00e9\u201c.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Konstatoval, \u017ee na v\u0161echno nezn\u00e1 paragraf.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>St\u00e1lo m\u011b to 500,-<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>To docela jde, na to, \u017ee jsem u\u010dinila asi 200 p\u0159estupk\u016f.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pozvala jsem je na k\u0159enovou om\u00e1\u010dku.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nep\u0159ijeli.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0159ekvapiv\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Po tom, co jsem to t\u00e1tovi povypr\u00e1v\u011bla, pravil, \u017ee to m\u00e1m z&nbsp;toho, \u017ee se nemodl\u00edm, odlo\u017eil sekeru a \u0161el se naj\u00edst.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Odpoledne p\u0159ijel Tom\u00e1\u0161, s&nbsp;t\u00edm, \u017ee mu je \u0161patn\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ve\u010der p\u0159ijela Johanka a vypadala, \u017ee j\u00ed spadly v\u0161echny hra\u010dky do kan\u00e1lu a n\u011bkdo j\u00ed \u0161l\u00e1pl do obli\u010deje.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>U\u017e jsem nem\u011bla s\u00edlu se vyd\u011bsit, tak jsem si \u0159ekla, \u017ee rovnou zkolabuju a bude to.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dal\u0161\u00ed jobovku by moje celkem otrl\u00e1 CNS mo\u017en\u00e1 u\u017e nedala.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eCo se stalo, beru\u0161ko???\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eMaminko, j\u00e1 m\u00e1m depr\u00e9zi!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eCo\u017ee?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eJ\u00e1 bych cht\u011bla b\u00fdt \u0161\u0165astn\u00e1, co kdy\u017e v&nbsp;\u017eivot\u011b nebudu \u0161\u0165astn\u00e1, co kdy\u017e ,,,,\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eNic jin\u00e9ho se nestalo?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eA to nesta\u010d\u00ed?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Povypr\u00e1v\u011bla jsem j\u00ed pr\u016fb\u011bh dne\u0161n\u00edho dne, co\u017e ji uklidnilo, dote\u010f jsme si pov\u00eddaly a moje d\u00edt\u011b se odpot\u00e1celo do postele.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>U\u010din\u00edm tot\u00e9\u017e, jen co v\u00e1m tam vlo\u017e\u00edm tuhle vydatnou k\u00e1vu.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Zocelena vstoup\u00edm do st\u0159edy.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Hezk\u00fd den v\u0161em!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>M\u00ed\u0161a K.<\/em><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>[sexy_author_bio]<\/p>\n<hr>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Views: 17Ne, nem\u00edn\u00edm op\u011bvovat adolescentn\u00ed d\u00edvku, n\u00fdbr\u017e v\u010derej\u0161\u00ed datum. Kdybych byla pesimistou, \u0159eknu, \u017ee to byl stra\u0161n\u00fd den. Proto\u017ee jsem ale opakem, \u0159eknu: co n\u00e1s nezabije, to n\u00e1s pos\u00edl\u00ed. \u00dater\u00fd 13.1. mi zabilo jen n\u011bco milion\u016f mozkov\u00fdch bun\u011bk, p\u0159izabilo pen\u011b\u017eenku, t\u00e1tu a jinak vcelku pohoda&nbsp; &nbsp; M\u011blo mi to doj\u00edt u\u017e r\u00e1no, kdy\u017e jsem se [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ranni-kavy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 5.0.3 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Ne, nem\u00edn\u00edm op\u011bvovat adolescentn\u00ed d\u00edvku, n\u00fdbr\u017e v\u010derej\u0161\u00ed datum. 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