{"id":8753,"date":"2018-12-20T00:01:58","date_gmt":"2018-12-19T23:01:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=8753"},"modified":"2018-12-19T20:46:04","modified_gmt":"2018-12-19T19:46:04","slug":"k-ranni-kave-baliky-utoci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-baliky-utoci.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: Bal\u00edky \u00fato\u010d\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"

Views: 47<\/p>

Nezn\u00e1m \u010dinnost, kter\u00e1 by byla v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed energetickou nehospod\u00e1rnost\u00ed, ne\u017e je balen\u00ed d\u00e1rk\u016f. Tak j\u00e1 se s t\u00edm tady budu vztekat, proto\u017ee to neum\u00edm a l\u00e9pe mi to jde s motorovou pilou, ne\u017e s lepic\u00ed p\u00e1skou a n\u011b\u010d\u00edm tak nebety\u010dn\u011b neforemn\u00fdm, klouzav\u00fdm, nedr\u017e\u00edc\u00edm a zlomysln\u00fdm, jako je balic\u00ed pap\u00edr, aby to svou „sl\u00e1vu“ pro\u017eilo p\u00e1r minut, ne\u017e to v\u0161ichni rozs\u00e1pou a vyhod\u011bj.<\/p>\n

Kdybych nebyla du\u0161\u00ed tak trochu staromilec, co m\u00e1 r\u00e1d ur\u010dit\u00fd folklor a ritu\u00e1ly, nechala bych si to zabalit.<\/p>\n

Jenom\u017ee j\u00e1 se snad chci, masochisticky hodiny vztekat, j\u00e1 asi tou\u017e\u00edm b\u00fdt omotan\u00e1 lepenkou jako ob\u011b\u0165 \u00fanosu, j\u00e1 chci p\u0159ich\u00e1zet o miliony mozkov\u00fdch bun\u011bk po tis\u00edc\u00edch a v\u00a0maxim\u00e1ln\u011b kr\u00e1tk\u00e9m \u010dase.<\/p>\n

T\u00fdden tady chod\u00edm kolem pe\u010dliv\u011b roz\u0161katulkovan\u00fdch d\u00e1re\u010dk\u016f a t\u00fdden si \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m \u201ez\u00edtra\u201c.<\/p>\n

Dob\u0159e tak z\u00edtra je tedy fakt u\u017e dneska.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kdybych pila alkohol, otev\u0159ela bych si k\u00a0tomu fla\u0161ku a na konci \u010dinnosti, bych byla zpuprdlikovan\u00e1, jako n\u011bjak\u00fd st\u00e1tn\u00edk. Ale nepiju, tak\u017ee jsem si k\u00a0tomu otev\u0159ela \u010dokol\u00e1dov\u00e9 bonbony.<\/p>\n

To znamen\u00e1, \u017ee si sice s\u00a0t\u011bmi nervy, kter\u00e9 kolem toho m\u00e1 takov\u00fd mamt\u00e1k, jako jsem j\u00e1, nezad\u011bl\u00e1v\u00e1m na delirium tremens, ale na tuty na diabetes melitus. M\u00e1m neskute\u010dnou spot\u0159ebu energetick\u00e9ho paliva.<\/p>\n

Proto\u017ee jsem proz\u00edrav\u00e1, koupila jsem si lepenky dv\u011b a dvakr\u00e1t v\u00edc bal\u00edc\u00edho pap\u00edru, proto\u017ee m\u00e1m velk\u00e9 procento zmetkovosti. Rozhodn\u011b nehodl\u00e1m po\u010d\u00edtat, srovn\u00e1n\u00ed investice do balen\u00ed a dar\u016f samotn\u00fdch, abych n\u00e1hodou nem\u011bla poka\u017een\u00e9 V\u00e1noce n\u011bjak\u00fdm rovn\u00edtkem.<\/p>\n

Je\u0161t\u011b\u017ee v\u00a0TV d\u00e1vaj\u00ed d\u00e1my Rizzoli and Isles. Pohled na mrtvoly m\u011b pr\u00e1v\u011b te\u010f nab\u00edj\u00ed, proto\u017ee prost\u011b n\u011bkdo je na tom znateln\u011b h\u016f\u0159.<\/p>\n

Nav\u00edc m\u011b motivuje, \u017ee na tuty dopadnou pachatele, tak\u017ee bude happy end a j\u00e1 t\u00edm v\u00edc v\u011b\u0159\u00edm i v\u00a0ten sv\u016fj.<\/p>\n

Uva\u017euji, co je je\u0161t\u011b tak zbyte\u010dn\u00e9.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Snad jen pt\u00e1t se n\u011bkoho, kdo pr\u00e1v\u011b p\u0159i\u0161el a stoj\u00ed mezi dve\u0159mi\u00a0\u201ety u\u017e jsi doma?\u201c<\/em>, n\u011bkoho, kdo se o\u010dividn\u011b probudil,\u00a0\u201ety u\u017e jsi vzh\u016fru\u201c<\/em>\u00a0a pak dotaz\u00a0\u201eto bylo jako na m\u011b?\u201c,<\/em>\u00a0kdy\u017e jsou v\u00a0byt\u011b jen oni dva a nikdo v\u00edc.<\/p>\n

Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee to alespo\u0148 bal\u00edm do recyklovan\u00e9ho pap\u00edru. Proto\u017ee \u2026 t\u011bch strom\u016f\u016f\u016f\u016f\u016f\u016f\u016f\u016f.\u00a0<\/strong>\"OMG\"<\/p>\n

Moje babi\u010dka – a byla to rodinn\u00e1 \u0161vanda, kter\u00e1 n\u00e1s l\u00e1mala v\u00a0pase – to m\u011bla tak, \u017ee pap\u00edr jsme nesm\u011bli s\u00e1pat, ale hezky rozbalit. Babi\u010dka ho pak, nekec\u00e1m, \u010destn\u00fd pion\u00fdrsk\u00fd, pe\u010dliv\u011b posb\u00edrala, poskl\u00e1dala a ulo\u017eila do gau\u010de.<\/p>\n

M\u011bla ho minim\u00e1ln\u011b na t\u0159i roky<\/strong>.\u00a0\"ROFL\"<\/p>\n

Nicm\u00e9n\u011b, to ne\u0159e\u0161\u00ed m\u016fj probl\u00e9m, to \u0159e\u0161\u00ed ty lesy. Balit to musela tak jako tak.<\/p>\n

Ov\u0161em ona to um\u011bla.<\/strong><\/p>\n

J\u00e1 snad leda, \u017ee bych kupovala ka\u017ed\u00fd rok stejn\u00e9 tvary a vyu\u017eila tu jakoby \u0161ablonu, kter\u00e1 se \u010dasem vytla\u010d\u00ed.<\/p>\n

\u00c1le j\u00e1 se asi zlob\u00edm r\u00e1da.<\/p>\n

M\u011bjte kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 posledn\u00ed adventn\u00ed dny, Popelky kr\u00e1sn\u00e9!\u00a0<\/strong>\"Kiss\"<\/p>\n

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P.S. Pom\u00f3c, jak m\u00e1m zabalit Jah\u016fdky metrovou koalu??!!!\u00a0<\/strong>(Johance se pokazil net, tak to klidn\u011b mohu prozradit).\u00a0\"heart\"<\/p>\n

M\u00ed\u0161a K.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Views: 47Nezn\u00e1m \u010dinnost, kter\u00e1 by byla v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed energetickou nehospod\u00e1rnost\u00ed, ne\u017e je balen\u00ed d\u00e1rk\u016f. Tak j\u00e1 se s t\u00edm tady budu vztekat, proto\u017ee to neum\u00edm a l\u00e9pe mi to jde s motorovou pilou, ne\u017e s lepic\u00ed p\u00e1skou a n\u011b\u010d\u00edm tak nebety\u010dn\u011b neforemn\u00fdm, klouzav\u00fdm, nedr\u017e\u00edc\u00edm a zlomysln\u00fdm, jako je balic\u00ed pap\u00edr, aby to svou „sl\u00e1vu“ pro\u017eilo p\u00e1r […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":8754,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ranni-kavy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t