{"id":8520,"date":"2011-11-20T10:24:28","date_gmt":"2011-11-20T09:24:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=8520"},"modified":"2018-12-15T10:25:12","modified_gmt":"2018-12-15T09:25:12","slug":"sexualni-praktiky-a-vychytavky-jsme-obslehli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/fauna-a-flora\/sexualni-praktiky-a-vychytavky-jsme-obslehli.html","title":{"rendered":"Sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed praktiky a vychyt\u00e1vky jsme ob\u0161lehli!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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P\u0158\u00cdLOHA NA V\u00cdKEND<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jak m\u00e1lo v\u00edme obecn\u011b o zv\u00ed\u0159atech, se p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dujeme poka\u017ed\u00e9, kdy\u017e si p\u0159e\u010dteme n\u011bjak\u00fd odborn\u00fd \u010dl\u00e1nek, nebo n\u00e1m je poskytnut zaj\u00edmav\u00fd dokument. Jeden nevych\u00e1z\u00ed z \u00fadivu. A p\u0159ece lze \u0159\u00edci, \u017ee v ur\u010dit\u00e9 oblasti jsme p\u0159\u00edmo mist\u0159i ve znalostech zv\u00ed\u0159ec\u00ed \u0159\u00ed\u0161e. Zd\u00e1 se, \u017ee nejv\u00edc n\u00e1s to l\u00e1k\u00e1 do zv\u00ed\u0159ec\u00edch lo\u017enic. Jak jinak si vysv\u011btlit, \u017ee na\u0161e sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed lib\u016fstky, nejsou u zv\u00ed\u0159at nic nov\u00e9ho? Znaj\u00ed skupinov\u00fd sex, sado maso, vesele onanuj\u00ed, skoro jsme proti nim nudn\u00ed\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201eMy se pros\u00edm fackujeme\u201c<\/strong><\/em> \u2013 Tyg\u0159i a Lvi<\/strong><\/p>\n

Takov\u00ed p\u00e1nov\u00e9 tygr a lev p\u0159i milov\u00e1n\u00ed rafnou svou pan\u00ed do krku, aby neutekla. Jakmile ji ale pust\u00ed, madam se oto\u010d\u00ed a po\u010dastuje milence n\u011bkolika fackami. No, na \u00favod jsem asi nep\u0159ekvapila…<\/em><\/p>\n

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Rusk\u00e1 trojka i v\u00edce? \u201eZn\u00e1me\u201c <\/em>– Delf\u00edni<\/strong><\/p>\n

Delf\u00edni jsou erotoman\u00e9, \u010d\u00edm\u017e se \u010dlov\u011bku, tedy n\u011bkter\u00e9mu p\u0159ibli\u017euj\u00ed rovn\u011b\u017e. \u010casto vypad\u00e1 jejich sex tak, \u017ee p\u00e1nov\u00e9 v po\u010dtu libovoln\u00e9m obklop\u00ed d\u00e1mu a na t\u00e9 si pak sex doslova vynut\u00ed. Pokud se pan\u00ed opravdu nechce a jej\u00ed migr\u00e9na je siln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, zasune pot\u0159ebn\u00fd p\u00e1n sv\u016fj \u00fad t\u0159eba i do odtokov\u00e9 roury v akv\u00e1riu.<\/p>\n

Ned\u00e1vno jsem \u010detla o n\u011bjak\u00e9m gurm\u00e1novi, kter\u00fd takto vyu\u017e\u00edval v\u00fdfuk u auta, tak\u017ee nic nov\u00e9ho ani u n\u00e1s, lid\u00ed.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Swingers p\u00e1rty ? \u201eb\u011b\u017en\u011b\u201c<\/em> – \u0160impanzi bonobo<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u0160impanzi bonobo do toho doslova bu\u0161\u00ed od r\u00e1na do ve\u010dera. Partnery st\u0159\u00eddaj\u00ed ka\u017edou hodinu a p\u016fl, tak\u017ee b\u011bhem dne se pomiluje ka\u017ed\u00fd s ka\u017ed\u00fdm. Sami\u010dky nepohrdnou ani lesbick\u00fdm sexem. Kde j\u00e1 u\u017e jsem to vid\u011bla?<\/em><\/p>\n

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Sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed  zlo\u010din ? \u201em\u011b za to nezav\u0159ou\u201c<\/em> – vosa \u0161v\u00e1bomarovit\u00e1<\/strong><\/p>\n

Po t\u00e9 co si dvojice t\u011bchto vos za\u2026(cht\u011blo by se to \u0159\u00edct, kdy\u017e jsou vosy \u017ee?\"Tongue)<\/em> za\u0161p\u00e1suje, pan\u00ed p\u00e1na jednodu\u0161e zap\u00edchne. A nejen to. Bodne do n\u011bho \u017eihadlo a je\u0161t\u011b mu ukousne mu tykadla. T\u00edm samec ztrat\u00ed orientaci a madam ho pou\u017eije jako \u017eivou porodnici. Man\u017eel zahyne teprve a\u017e se z larvy uvnit\u0159 jeho t\u011bla vyl\u00edhne nov\u00e1 vosa.<\/p>\n

Nic moc.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Nejkr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ocas? „Bez toho n\u00e1m \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 ned\u00e1“<\/em> – P\u00e1vi<\/strong><\/p>\n

200 x kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 p\u00e9ro pot\u0159ebuje pan p\u00e1v, aby si u\u017eil. Jeho ocas je krit\u00e9riem v\u00fdb\u011bru pan\u00ed p\u00e1vov\u00e9 a ta je pros\u00edm opravdu vyb\u00edrav\u00e1. Kdy\u017e se ocasem chlub\u00ed pan p\u00e1v je to opravdu jedno z nejoslniv\u011bj\u0161\u00edch p\u0159edstaven\u00ed, kter\u00e9 lze ve zv\u00ed\u0159ec\u00edm sv\u011bt\u011b spat\u0159it. (tady jsme p\u0159ece jen trochu pozadu)<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Kdy\u017e je pan p\u00e1v se sv\u00fdmi pery \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00fd, m\u016f\u017ee se sp\u00e1\u0159it i 12kr\u00e1t. V opa\u010dn\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b se nesp\u00e1\u0159\u00ed v\u016fbec. V\u0161e z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed na pan\u00ed p\u00e1vici.<\/p>\n

Prost\u011b, velk\u00fd ocas s mnoha oky = sex. Jinak nic. P\u0159ijde v\u00e1m to n\u011bjak nov\u00e9??<\/em><\/p>\n

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Sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed exploze?  \u201eano, jsme \u017e\u00e1rliv\u00ed\u201c – V\u010del\u00e1ci<\/strong><\/p>\n

V\u010del\u00ed samci jdou do milov\u00e1n\u00ed naplno. Po \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00e9m sexu cel\u00fd samec jakoby exploduje a jeho genit\u00e1lie z\u016fstanou zaklesnuty v t\u011ble sami\u010dky.<\/p>\n

Jen bou\u0159liv\u00fdm orgasmem to ov\u0161em nen\u00ed. \u017d\u00e1rliv\u00fd pan v\u010del\u00e1k si tak toti\u017e m\u00edn\u00ed pojistit, \u017ee po n\u011bm se u\u017e jeho vyvolen\u00e9, \u00fa\u017easn\u00e9 kr\u00e1lovny, nikdo ani nedotkne. A tak vymyslel zp\u016fsob, jak j\u00ed tak n\u011bjak \u0159e\u010deno, ucpat.<\/p>\n

Zbyte\u010dn\u00e1 smrt je to, ale to u\u017e se pan v\u010del\u00e1k nedozv\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Jeho sok, kter\u00e9ho promiskuitn\u00ed kr\u00e1lovna r\u00e1da uv\u00edt\u00e1 ve sv\u00fdch komnat\u00e1ch, m\u00e1 toti\u017e k dispozici vl\u00e1kno, kter\u00fdm \u0161punt jednodu\u0161e vynd\u00e1.<\/p>\n

Pak si ov\u0161em po\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 stejn\u011b, jako jeho p\u0159edch\u016fdce. Jedin\u00fd, kdo na tom vlastn\u011b vyd\u011bl\u00e1, je pan\u00ed kr\u00e1lovna.<\/p>\n

To jsou mi novinky! \"Laughing\"<\/em><\/p>\n

(Mimochodem, o p\u00e1su cudnosti a jeho u\u017e\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed jist\u011b ka\u017ed\u00fd \u010detl. A i tady je to \u017eena, kdo je ve v\u00fdhod\u011b. P\u0159ed odjezdem sv\u00e9ho mu\u017ee, \u017eeny toti\u017e ve dne v noci futrovaly tu\u010dn\u00e1 j\u00eddla, aby ztloustly. Po nasazen\u00ed p\u00e1su a p\u00e1nov\u011b odjezdu, hodily p\u00e1r dn\u016f dietku a p\u00e1s pak bez probl\u00e9mu st\u00e1hly. \"Smile\" Rozd\u00edl? P\u00e1n namnoze explodoval zlost\u00ed a\u017e po n\u00e1vratu.)<\/em><\/p>\n

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Sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed maraton \u201ejak dlouho? No, dva a p\u016fl m\u011bs\u00edce v kuse b\u011b\u017en\u011b\u201c – pakobylky<\/strong><\/p>\n

Lidsk\u00e1 dvojice po sezn\u00e1men\u00ed nev\u00ed, kdy m\u00e1 dost. Dvakr\u00e1t denn\u011b v koupeln\u011b, na lince, na pra\u010dce, snad i na kl\u00e1vesnici\u2026<\/p>\n

Dobr\u00e1 v\u00fddr\u017e. Ov\u0161em, pokud to nevydr\u017e\u00edte deset t\u00fddn\u016f bez p\u0159est\u00e1vky, nemohli byste b\u00fdt pakobylky.<\/p>\n

Tito sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed maratonci toti\u017e vydr\u017e\u00ed b\u00fdt spojeni deset t\u00fddn\u016f.<\/p>\n

Vedle toho, \u017ee si to u\u017e\u00edvaj\u00ed, je tu d\u016fvod podobn\u00fd jako u v\u010del\u00e1k\u016f. \u017d\u00e1rlivost.<\/p>\n

Po celou dobu tohoto sexu m\u00e1 toti\u017e jin\u00fd pan pakobyl\u00e1k logicky sm\u016flu. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed je oproti sami\u010dce p\u011bkn\u00e9 tint\u00edtko, tak\u017ee se s n\u00edm jeho mil\u00e1 tah\u00e1 na z\u00e1dech celkem v klidu.<\/p>\n

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S\u0148atkov\u00fd podvod ? \u201eano, a beztrestn\u011b\u201c<\/em> \u2013 pan moucha<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sv\u00e9 d\u00e1m\u011b d\u00e1 pan moucha krou\u017eilka d\u00e1re\u010dek v podob\u011b kokonku, ve kter\u00e9m d\u00e1ma o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1 n\u011bjak\u00fd ten bonb\u00f3nek, a ne\u017e bal\u00ed\u010dek rozbal\u00ed, je jaksi v jin\u00e9m stavu.<\/p>\n

Blb\u00e9 je, \u017ee namnoze chud\u00fd mu\u0161\u00ed \u0161lechtic, zabal\u00ed do \u00fahledn\u00e9ho bal\u00ed\u010dku jen vzduch, tak\u017ee on si u\u017eije a ona je tu s out\u011b\u017ekem a je\u0161t\u011b o hladu. Jedin\u00fd rozd\u00edl? U n\u00e1s to ob\u010das lze o\u0161et\u0159it paragrafem.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Onanie ? „r\u00e1d jsem p\u0159ipraven“ – legu\u00e1n<\/strong><\/p>\n

A tady tedy rozd\u00edl na konci tro\u0161ku je. Onanovat to ano, to zn\u00e1 \u010dlov\u011bk i legu\u00e1n. Ale legu\u00e1n je praktik, proto\u017ee vych\u00e1z\u00ed ze zku\u0161enosti, \u017ee \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed p\u0159eje p\u0159ipraven\u00e9mu. Po t\u00e9, co si vyhl\u00eddne p\u011bknou \u017eenu, nap\u0159ed za kamenem chvilku onanuje, a kdy\u017e je p\u0159ipraven rychle j\u00ed z dovolen\u00edm p\u0159epi\u017el\u00e1.<\/p>\n

Pro\u010d? Proto\u017ee kdyby \u010dekal, \u017ee si ho pan\u00ed p\u0159edehrou p\u0159iprav\u00ed, mohl by, a tak\u00e9  to \u010dasto tak je, p\u0159ij\u00edt p\u00e1n ji\u017e jaksi s erekc\u00ed hotov a na\u0161eho romantika odstr\u010dit. A to tedy rad\u011bji ne.<\/p>\n

Onen v\u00fd\u0161e uveden\u00fd v\u00fdrazn\u00fd rozd\u00edl je v tom, \u017ee pan legu\u00e1n m\u00e1 za kamenem na pr\u00e1ci bambul\u00edny dva!<\/p>\n

Ale co v\u00edme, tak m\u00e1 tak\u00e9 dv\u011b p\u0159edn\u00ed packy, tak\u017ee\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

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A TOHLE JE SM\u016eLA, LID\u0160T\u00cd P\u00c1NOV\u00c9!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Prozat\u00edm jsme podobnost s lidmi u v\u00fd\u0161e uveden\u00fdch zv\u00ed\u0159ec\u00edch sexu\u00e1ln\u00edch praktik na\u0161li bez probl\u00e9m\u016f. Te\u010f jsme se ov\u0161em zasekli.<\/p>\n

Nebo prost\u011b nev\u00edm o tom, \u017ee by p\u00e1nov\u00e9 p\u0159i erekci a p\u0159i styku osl\u0148ovali brilantn\u00edm intelektem. Sp\u00ed\u0161e se obvykle v moment\u011b sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed v\u00e1\u0161n\u011b st\u011bhuje mozek z hlavy do hlavi\u010dky.<\/p>\n

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Ne, tak u pana Fretky<\/strong><\/p>\n

P\u0159i vzru\u0161en\u00ed, se panu fretkovi zv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed nejen org\u00e1n pohlavn\u00ed, ale tak\u00e9 n\u011bkolikan\u00e1sobn\u011b i mozek!!<\/p>\n

Tak\u017ee si to nejen skv\u011ble u\u017e\u00edv\u00e1, ale tak\u00e9 mu to p\u0159i tom i mimo\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b p\u00e1l\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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\u201eHE\u010c!!\u201c p. Fretka.
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A je\u0161t\u011b na z\u00e1v\u011br p\u0159ijm\u011bte pozv\u00e1n\u00ed do lo\u017enice p\u00e1na a pan\u00ed \u017delvov\u00fdch. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Pravda, jejich milostn\u00e1 p\u0159edehra je tak\u00e9 tro\u0161ku It\u00e1lie, ale nakonec, to z lidsk\u00e9 \u0159\u00ed\u0161e zn\u00e1me tak\u00e9. Sta\u010d\u00ed panel\u00e1k a stoupa\u010dky, \u017ee?<\/p>\n

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Jinak, p\u0159ed aktem \u017eelv\u00e1k svou pan\u00ed \u0161t\u00edpe a kou\u0161e do nohou tak dlouho, a\u017e  mu p\u0159estane ut\u00edkat.<\/p>\n

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No, ut\u00edkat \u2013 \u017eelva  \u2026 je t\u0159eba na to ale nahl\u00ed\u017eet \u017eelv\u00edm okem, tak\u017ee \u2026 patrn\u011b fakt zdrh\u00e1\u2026<\/p>\n

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Na velikosti z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed, ale jen co do s\u00edly hlasu. <\/strong><\/p>\n

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Najdi dva rozd\u00edly<\/strong> \"Smile\"<\/p>\n

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P\u0159eji kr\u00e1sn\u00fd a vesel\u00fd v\u00edkend!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Views: 311 P\u0158\u00cdLOHA NA V\u00cdKEND Jak m\u00e1lo v\u00edme obecn\u011b o zv\u00ed\u0159atech, se p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dujeme poka\u017ed\u00e9, kdy\u017e si p\u0159e\u010dteme n\u011bjak\u00fd odborn\u00fd \u010dl\u00e1nek, nebo n\u00e1m je poskytnut zaj\u00edmav\u00fd dokument. Jeden nevych\u00e1z\u00ed z \u00fadivu. A p\u0159ece lze \u0159\u00edci, \u017ee v ur\u010dit\u00e9 oblasti jsme p\u0159\u00edmo mist\u0159i ve znalostech zv\u00ed\u0159ec\u00ed \u0159\u00ed\u0161e. Zd\u00e1 se, \u017ee nejv\u00edc n\u00e1s to l\u00e1k\u00e1 do zv\u00ed\u0159ec\u00edch lo\u017enic. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fauna-a-flora"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t