Za sebe se netaj\u00edm s obdivem a jakousi posv\u00e1tnou \u00factou k t\u011bmhle studenokrevn\u00fdm kr\u00e1l\u016fm plaz\u00ed \u0159\u00ed\u0161e, ale docela ch\u00e1pu i ty, kdo hady r\u00e1di nemaj\u00ed. Na druhou stranu m\u011b v\u016fbec nep\u0159ekvapuje, \u017ee starov\u011bk\u00fd a moudr\u00fd Egypt m\u011bl k had\u016fm tak siln\u00fd vztah. Je to mystick\u00e9 zv\u00ed\u0159e a had\u00ed pohled je jedn\u00edm z nejmagi\u010dt\u011bj\u0161\u00edch\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n <\/p>\n Do doby, ne\u017e kdosi p\u0159i\u0159kl pr\u00e1v\u011b hadovi \u00fa\u010dast na Evin\u011b h\u0159\u00ed\u0161n\u00e9m mls\u00e1n\u00ed v r\u00e1ji, m\u011bl celkem dobrou pov\u011bst.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Bohu\u017eel si te\u010f v\u0161ichni mysl\u00ed, \u017ee had je kdov\u00ed jak proradn\u00fd a to mu mysl\u00edm k\u0159ivd\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Had nen\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd k\u0159iv\u00e1k, n\u00e1hodou je to docela f\u00e9rov\u00fd chlap\u00edk a je velice zaj\u00edmav\u00fd jak \u017eivotem, tak i vyt\u0159\u00edbenou technikou po v\u0161ech stran\u00e1ch.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Taky m\u011bl hromady \u010dasu vybrousit sv\u00e9 schopnosti za ty miliony let, po kter\u00e9 na planet\u011b Zemi \u017eije.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n A \u010dlov\u011bk?<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ten je jednak proti n\u011bmu slu\u0161n\u00fd b\u0159\u00eddil a jednak, a to je dobr\u00e9 v\u011bd\u011bt, hada ani moc nezaj\u00edm\u00e1.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Rozhodn\u011b m\u00e1 m\u00e1lokdy v \u00famyslu se s n\u00edm brat\u0159it a kontaktu se vyh\u00fdb\u00e1.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n V\u011b\u0159te nebo ne, had z vlastn\u00ed v\u016fle ne\u00fato\u010d\u00ed na nic, co mu nechutn\u00e1, nebo o \u010dem v\u00ed, \u017ee se do n\u011bho nevejde. Tedy ani na \u010dlov\u011bka ne.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Dokonce, proto\u017ee nem\u00e1 z\u00e1jem o zbyte\u010dn\u00e9 probl\u00e9my, m\u00e1 v reperto\u00e1ru celou \u0161k\u00e1lu r\u016fzn\u00fdch varov\u00e1n\u00ed pro p\u0159\u00edpad, \u017ee by se \u010dlov\u011bk ochom\u00fdtal kolem n\u011bho.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ano, tohle je \u010dl\u00e1nek, kter\u00fd si klade za \u00fakol mali\u010dko o\u010distit hada v o\u010d\u00edch \u0161irok\u00e9 ve\u0159ejnosti a klidn\u011b budu hadovi advok\u00e1tem<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ne\u0161plh\u00e1m, d\u011bl\u00e1m to \u010dist\u011b z p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Tak nap\u0159\u00edklad takov\u00e1 kobra, kdy\u017e u\u017e jsme tak p\u016fsobiv\u011b za\u010dali Egyptem.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n V z\u00e1sad\u011b je celkem nen\u00e1padn\u00e1 a rozhodn\u011b nestoj\u00ed o konflikty s \u010dlov\u011bkem<\/strong>.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Pokud se tento z jej\u00edho pohledu sm\u011b\u0161n\u00fd \u017eivo\u010dich p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed, zplacat\u00ed hlavu a \u010d\u00e1st t\u011bla, aby byla lep\u0161\u00ed vid\u011bt pro tvora, o kter\u00e9m v\u00ed, \u017ee vl\u00e1dne velmi nedokonal\u00fdmi smysly.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Douf\u00e1, \u017ee placat\u00e1 hlava, na kter\u00e9 s trochou \u010dern\u00e9ho humoru nech\u00e1 vyniknout br\u00fdle, \u010dlov\u011bka upozorn\u00ed.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ano, ty br\u00fdle jsou tak trochu lehkou satirou upozor\u0148uj\u00edc\u00ed na lidsk\u00fd nedokonal\u00fd zrak.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Mohla by klidn\u011b ale zaj\u00edt i k jin\u00fdm p\u0159ednostem, kter\u00fdch \u010dlov\u011bk oproti n\u00ed nedos\u00e1hne. Mohla by si na z\u00e1tylek s \u00fa\u0161klebkem um\u00edstit i jin\u00fd org\u00e1n. Hadi maj\u00ed toti\u017e dva penisy, ka\u017ed\u00fd z jedn\u00e9 strany t\u011bla, aby partnerka mohla pohodn\u011b le\u017eet na libovoln\u00e9m boku.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Kobra se ale br\u00fdlemi posm\u00edv\u00e1 jen lidsk\u00e9mu zraku a ostatn\u00ed nechala taktn\u011b stranou.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Nebo ch\u0159est\u00fd\u0161.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Z m\u00e9ho pohledu p\u0159ekr\u00e1sn\u00fd had.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n O probl\u00e9my s \u010dlov\u011bkem nestoj\u00ed stejn\u011b jako kobra. Ch\u0159est\u00fd\u0161 zase dosp\u011bl k n\u00e1zoru, \u017ee \u010dlov\u011bk je vlastn\u011b proti n\u011bmu tot\u00e1ln\u00ed hluchoun a zabedn\u011bnec, a \u017ee pouh\u00e9 sy\u010den\u00ed by nemusel odli\u0161it od otev\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed lahve s tonikem.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Proto rad\u011bji je\u0161t\u011b vehementn\u011b ch\u0159est\u00ed ocasem doufaje, \u017ee tohle \u010dlov\u011bk nep\u0159ehl\u00e9dne a laskav\u011b se vzd\u00e1l\u00ed z jeho bubliny.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n![\"10581ODE.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/text_img\/10581ODE.jpg\")
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