{"id":8242,"date":"2014-09-18T09:11:07","date_gmt":"2014-09-18T07:11:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=8242"},"modified":"2018-12-08T09:11:35","modified_gmt":"2018-12-08T08:11:35","slug":"jedovate-houby-jsou-krasne-takova-snehurka-je-kralovnou-smrti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/fauna-a-flora\/jedovate-houby-jsou-krasne-takova-snehurka-je-kralovnou-smrti.html","title":{"rendered":"Jedovat\u00e9 houby? Jsou kr\u00e1sn\u00e9. Takov\u00e1 \u201eSn\u011bhurka\u201c je kr\u00e1lovnou smrti."},"content":{"rendered":"

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No vid\u00edte. Po rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b <\/a>a bedle co byla bedlou, \u017eijeme v\u0161ichni. A vesele jsem dneska vyrazila zase na houby. P\u0159esto ale, jak jsem zm\u00ednila, \u017ee fakt houby zn\u00e1m, nebo mo\u017en\u00e1 pr\u00e1v\u011b proto, jsou n\u011bkter\u00e9 kr\u00e1sky, ke kter\u00fdm p\u0159istupuji s hlubok\u00fdm respektem. Jsou to kr\u00e1lovny smrti a m\u011b se jinde, ne\u017e na tal\u00ed\u0159i dokonce l\u00edb\u00ed. Indi\u00e1ni \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed, \u017ee v p\u0159\u00edrod\u011b mus\u00ed b\u00fdt rovnov\u00e1ha a zl\u00e9 je vyv\u00e1\u017een\u00e9 dobr\u00fdm. A obr\u00e1cen\u011b. <\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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A je to tak i v lese.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e \u010dlov\u011bk sleduje, jak takov\u00fd skarab, tedy hovniv\u00e1l dok\u00e1\u017ee n\u00e1dhern\u011b uklidit p\u011bkn\u00e9 hov\u00ednko, jak se mravenci postaraj\u00ed o v\u0161echno i mr\u0161iny, jak to tam v\u0161echno funguje, skoro z\u00e1vid\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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To je sv\u011bt, kde to maj\u00ed skv\u011ble za\u0159\u00edzen\u00e9, a nikdo si nest\u011b\u017euje, nikdo nenad\u00e1v\u00e1, nikdo nen\u00ed v roli ob\u011bti.<\/p>\n

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Nebo jsou v t\u00e9 roli potencion\u00e1ln\u011b v\u0161ichni, ale nikdo na tom nehodl\u00e1 nic m\u011bnit.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Mo\u017en\u00e1 ta zv\u00ed\u0159ata, ten les, p\u0159\u00edroda kolem n\u00e1s v\u011bd\u00ed mnohem l\u00e9pe, \u017ee jak\u00fdkoli z\u00e1sah, by naru\u0161il celou rovnov\u00e1hu a tedy pota\u017emo i jejich \u017eivoty a \u0159\u00e1d.<\/p>\n

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Je mi up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b l\u00edto, kdy\u017e chod\u00edm te\u010f pomalu denn\u011b do lesa, kde si neskute\u010dn\u011b odpo\u010dinu, a kde m\u00e1m pocit, \u017ee jsem n\u011bkde, kde vl\u00e1dne pohoda i po\u0159\u00e1dek (vyjma plastov\u00fdch fla\u0161ek a s odpu\u0161t\u011bn\u00edm bordelu, se kter\u00fdm si ani skarabeov\u00e9, \u010dervy a mravenci neum\u00ed poradit),<\/em> a tam pak vid\u00edm rodinku nacpan\u00fdch t\u016f\u016f\u016frist\u016f, jejich\u017e, \u0159eknu to kulantn\u011b, neinformovan\u00e9 ratolesti chod\u00ed a jen tak z plez\u00edru dupou po houb\u00e1ch, kter\u00e9 namnoze ani nejsou jedovat\u00e9.<\/p>\n

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Ne\u0159ku-li, poznaj\u00ed \u2013 li muchom\u016frku \u010dervenou, kterou pokl\u00e1daj\u00ed p\u0159\u00edmo za vraha, co si zasluhuje okam\u017eit\u00fd trest.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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V\u00fdsledkem je ka\u0161e zbyl\u00e1 z p\u0159ekr\u00e1sn\u00e9 houby, kter\u00e1 je nesm\u00edrn\u011b zaj\u00edmav\u00e1 a je to takov\u00e1 vesel\u00e1 princezna. Ozdoba ka\u017ed\u00e9 paseky a cel\u00e9ho lesa.<\/p>\n

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A zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tka si ji pova\u017euj\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Chod\u00ed k n\u00ed na mejdany, proto\u017ee na n\u011b p\u016fsob\u00ed lehce omamn\u011b. Takov\u00e9 srnky a veverky se r\u00e1dy ob\u010das motaj\u00ed po t\u00e9, co kousek zobnou.<\/p>\n

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Les nepat\u0159\u00ed lidem.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Pat\u0159\u00ed zv\u00ed\u0159at\u016fm \u2013 jsme tu na n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u011b, ale kdo si to skute\u010dn\u011b uv\u011bdomuje?<\/p>\n

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Asi ne ten kdo je schopen, vyhodit sem pytel s odpadky, pneumatiky, prost\u011b cokoli, co si nechce odn\u00e9st do obyv\u00e1ku.<\/p>\n

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Tak to \u0161oupne do ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku n\u011bkoho jin\u00e9ho!!!?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Dost m\u011b mrz\u00ed, \u017ee zv\u00ed\u0159ata neum\u00ed vz\u00edt takov\u00fd pytel a nacpat ho dementovi zp\u011bt do kufru auta.<\/p>\n

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\u017de houby, a\u0165 u\u017e jak\u00e9koli neum\u00ed kousat, nebo \u0161kr\u00e1bat, nebo vrazit n\u011bkomu facku.<\/p>\n

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Mnoz\u00ed si chod\u00ed do lesa pro houby, jakoby byly jejich.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ale nejsou.<\/p>\n

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Je to majetek lesa.<\/p>\n

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A jedovat\u00e9 houby do n\u011bho pat\u0159\u00ed stejn\u011b, jako ty jedl\u00e9. Je to ona rovnov\u00e1ha, o kter\u00e9 jsem mluvila na za\u010d\u00e1tku v souvislosti s Indi\u00e1ny.<\/p>\n

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Les nem\u00e1 s jedovat\u00fdmi houbami probl\u00e9m.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Jen nev\u011bdom\u00fd, neopatrn\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk ano.<\/p>\n

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A roz\u0161l\u00e1pnout \u010di rozkopat houbu jen proto, \u017ee nen\u00ed jedl\u00e1, nebo ji nezn\u00e1m, je projev tup\u00e9 idiocie.<\/p>\n

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Moc bych si p\u0159\u00e1la, aby se d\u011bti ve \u0161kol\u00e1ch vedle zem\u011bpisu a ob\u010dansk\u00e9 nauky u\u010dily tak\u00e9 slu\u0161nosti a \u00fact\u011b k tomu, co je de facto \u017eiv\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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K p\u0159\u00edrod\u011b.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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V\u017edy\u0165 takov\u00e1 muchom\u016frka hl\u00edzovit\u00e1 (zelen\u00e1) je p\u0159es svou jedovatost velice p\u016fvabn\u00e1.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Tuhle mladou krasavici jsem p\u0159ed t\u00edm, ne\u017e jsem ji vyfotila, i uctiv\u011b pozdravila. <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Uk\u00e1zkov\u00fd kalich, \u017ee?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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A co\u017e teprve \u201eSn\u011bhurka\u201c!?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Tak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m kr\u00e1sce, kter\u00e1 je jen b\u00edlou obdobou muchom\u016frky hl\u00edzovit\u00e9 (zelen\u00e9). A d\u00edky jej\u00ed barv\u011b a hlavn\u011b d\u00edky poko\u0159e, kterou v\u016f\u010di n\u00ed m\u00e1m, nesb\u00edr\u00e1m v p\u0159\u00edrod\u011b \u017eampiony.<\/p>\n

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To proto, \u017ee tohle je Sn\u011bhurka.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A te\u010f poznej mlad\u00fd \u017eampion. (lev\u00e1, nebo prav\u00e1?)<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Zaj\u00edmav\u00e1 a velice nebezpe\u010dn\u00e1 podoba.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A pr\u00e1v\u011b proto, \u017ee m\u00e1m hlubokou \u00factu k t\u00e9hle n\u011b\u017en\u00e9, le\u010d smrt\u00edc\u00ed b\u00edl\u00e9 nev\u011bst\u011b samotn\u00e9ho H\u00e1da, \u017eampiony pouze kupuji.<\/p>\n

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Tak mal\u00e1, drobn\u00e1, k\u0159ehk\u00e1 a dokonce kr\u00e1sn\u00e1 houbi\u010dka a jak siln\u00e1 je ve sv\u00e9 schopnosti usmrtit a to zpravidla efektivn\u011b a t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 s jistotou.<\/p>\n

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Naproti tomu, pro slim\u00e1ky je to lah\u016fdka a ona je host\u00ed ochotn\u011b a \u010dasto.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Slim\u00e1ci do lesa pat\u0159\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Stejn\u011b, jako \u010derv\u00edci, kter\u00fdm jedovat\u00e9 houbi\u010dky neubl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed a dal\u0161\u00ed a dal\u0161\u00ed \u017eivo\u010dichov\u00e9.<\/p>\n

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Je smrteln\u00e1 pro \u010dlov\u011bka.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A\u0165 se \u010dlov\u011bk u\u010d\u00ed ji rozeznat, nebo a\u0165 je opatrn\u00fd.<\/p>\n

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Ale do pytle, nikdo mu nedal pr\u00e1vo ty houby ni\u010dit.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A\u017e zase p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b uvid\u00edm spratka rajtovat kytkovan\u00fdma hol\u00ednkama po pen\u00edzovk\u00e1ch, muchom\u016frk\u00e1ch \u010di \u010dechratk\u00e1ch, tak mu napl\u00e1c\u00e1m zadnici a vyhod\u00edm ho z lesa a\u017e do pole! \"wink\"<\/p>\n

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Michaela Kudl\u00e1\u010dkov\u00e1<\/em><\/p>\n

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Views: 12 No vid\u00edte. Po rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b a bedle co byla bedlou, \u017eijeme v\u0161ichni. A vesele jsem dneska vyrazila zase na houby. P\u0159esto ale, jak jsem zm\u00ednila, \u017ee fakt houby zn\u00e1m, nebo mo\u017en\u00e1 pr\u00e1v\u011b proto, jsou n\u011bkter\u00e9 kr\u00e1sky, ke kter\u00fdm p\u0159istupuji s hlubok\u00fdm respektem. Jsou to kr\u00e1lovny smrti a m\u011b se jinde, ne\u017e na tal\u00ed\u0159i dokonce […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fauna-a-flora"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t