{"id":8224,"date":"2015-03-05T08:49:35","date_gmt":"2015-03-05T07:49:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=8224"},"modified":"2018-12-08T08:50:09","modified_gmt":"2018-12-08T07:50:09","slug":"antiskrkavkove-piskoty-a-stastne-podvedene-obilniny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/fauna-a-flora\/antiskrkavkove-piskoty-a-stastne-podvedene-obilniny.html","title":{"rendered":"Anti\u0161krkavkov\u00e9 pi\u0161koty a \u0161\u0165astn\u011b podveden\u00e9 obilniny"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Na\u0161e zv\u00ed\u0159ena by si rad\u011bji s klidem \u017eila v symbi\u00f3ze s n\u011bjakou tou \u0161krkavkou, ne\u017e by pojedla od\u010dervovac\u00ed p\u0159\u00edpravek. Nejsem p\u0159\u00edtelem podv\u00e1d\u011bn\u00ed, ale kdy\u017e jsem \u017ditovi zkusila aplikovat ze \u0161tangle ka\u0161i\u010dku proti parazit\u016fm, p\u0159\u00e1telsky m\u011b kous a odplachtil. Je\u010dmen zase na od\u010dervovac\u00ed pr\u00e1\u0161ek reagoval teatr\u00e1ln\u00edm usilovn\u00fdm d\u00e1ven\u00edm. <\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u017dito se od doby, co p\u0159i\u0161el jako ko\u0165\u00e1tko – nevinn\u00e9 a vyd\u011b\u0161en\u00e9, nyn\u00ed vyvinul v profesion\u00e1ln\u00edho v\u00fd\u0161kov\u00e9ho revizora, kter\u00fd se vytrvale a ka\u017edodenn\u011b v\u011bnuje d\u016fkladn\u00e9 kontrole kom\u00edna.<\/p>\n

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Je v lezen\u00ed po st\u0159e\u0161e aspirant na medaili.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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D\u00e1le je to kocour s vypracovan\u00fdm sebev\u011bdom\u00edm, naprosto sv\u00e9bytn\u00fd a z\u00e1sadov\u00fd \u0161elm\u00e1k, kter\u00e9ho nikdo neukec\u00e1, kdy\u017e zrovna n\u011bco nechce.<\/p>\n

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M\u00e1 brilantn\u00ed schopnost proklouznout kdekoli a netrhnete ho mezi dve\u0159ma ani n\u00e1hodou, proto\u017ee vzd\u00e1lenost dve\u0159e – futra skv\u011ble vyd\u011blil hnac\u00ed silou a rychlost\u00ed ruky ka\u017ed\u00e9ho jednoho \u010dlena dom\u00e1cnosti.<\/p>\n

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Um\u00ed dost dob\u0159e mluvit a ovl\u00e1d\u00e1 i telepatii, tak\u017ee kdy\u017e chce otev\u0159\u00edt st\u0159e\u0161n\u00ed okno, \u010dlov\u011bk prost\u011b v\u0161eho nech\u00e1 a jde splnit rozkaz.<\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e m\u00e1 pocit, \u017ee zrovna pot\u0159ebuje cel\u00fd Je\u010dmen\u016fv pelech k tomu, aby \u0159\u00e1dn\u011b zrelaxoval, le\u017e\u00ed Je\u010dmen ucitv\u011b vedle.<\/p>\n

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V\u011bt\u0161inou se b\u011bhem hodiny umilostn\u00ed a pod\u011bl\u00ed s n\u00edm.<\/p>\n

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Roste z n\u011bho pan Kocour, kter\u00e9mu je komplex m\u00e9n\u011bcennosti zcela ciz\u00edm pojmem.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Je\u010dmen se zase pasoval do role zaHRADN\u00cd str\u00e1\u017ee a aby v\u0161ichni v\u011bd\u011bli, \u017ee je ostr\u00fd tak, \u017ee chilli papri\u010dka je proti n\u011bmu \u017eu\u017eu, \u0161t\u011bk\u00e1 hroziv\u011b na v\u0161echno od \u017e\u00ed\u017eal po n\u00e1kla\u010f\u00e1ky v okruhu 10 kilometr\u016f.<\/p>\n

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M\u00e1 p\u0159esn\u011b zmapov\u00e1no, kdy se komu p\u0159edkl\u00e1d\u00e1 co k j\u00eddlu, kdy se bl\u00ed\u017e\u00edm k lo\u017enici, aby stihl slet\u011bt z postele, kdy Tom\u00e1\u0161 kdesi na Praze 4 nased\u00e1 do auta, kdy budu ve\u010der odj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bt, kdy se vr\u00e1t\u00edm, a \u017ee pak budu j\u00edst.<\/p>\n

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Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee v\u00ed, i co si d\u00e1m.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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S \u017ditem jsou ve skv\u011bl\u00e9 shod\u011b, co se vylizov\u00e1n\u00ed tal\u00ed\u0159\u016f t\u00fd\u010de a panuje zde spravedliv\u00e9 d\u011blen\u00ed ve stylu \u201eJe mi l\u00edto, ale m\u00e1\u0161 men\u0161\u00ed jazyk\u201c<\/em> a \u201eJe mi to jasn\u00fd, ty zas nem\u016f\u017ee\u0161 na st\u016fl\u201c.<\/em><\/p>\n

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V jednom jsou ale oba velice zraniteln\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Jsou to pi\u0161koty a kapsi\u010dky.<\/p>\n

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\u017ditom\u00edr <\/strong>je pro kapsi\u010dku ochoten se sn\u00ed\u017eit i k prezentaci desetiminutov\u00e9 pas\u00e1\u017ee z Labut\u00edho jezera, p\u0159id\u00e1 trojit\u00e9 salto, odp\u00edchnut\u00e9ho rittbergera, p\u011bt piruet a nakonec u\u010din\u00ed n\u011bkolik pokus\u016f vmas\u00edrovat se \u010dlov\u011bku do l\u00fdtka.<\/p>\n

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Je\u010dmen <\/strong>sly\u0161\u00ed \u0161ust\u011bn\u00ed pytl\u00edku s pi\u0161koty minim\u00e1ln\u011b na dvacet kilometr\u016f a sly\u0161el by ho i zalit\u00fd v sudu na dn\u011b Mari\u00e1nsk\u00e9ho p\u0159\u00edkopu.<\/p>\n

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N\u00e1sleduje etuda, um\u00edr\u00e1m, m\u00e1m padoucnici a do p\u011bti minut zem\u0159u na hyperventilaci. M\u016f\u017ee m\u011b zachr\u00e1nit jen ten mal\u00fd sladk\u00fd bobe\u010dek.<\/p>\n

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Logicky si oba t\u00edmto um\u011bn\u00edm nakonec k\u00fd\u017een\u00fd kus \u017evance vytan\u010d\u00ed a vysimuluj\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u0160krkavky a tasemnice, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b jin\u00ed obyvatel\u00e9 jejich \u00fatrob jim nevad\u00ed, ani kdy\u017e jsem se jim sna\u017eila vysv\u011btlit, \u017ee jim uvnit\u0159 pak u\u017e\u00edraj\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Dostat do nich pastu a pr\u00e1\u0161ek nelze.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Zd\u00e1nliv\u011b.<\/p>\n

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Museli jsme s Tomem s\u00e1hnout po ne pr\u00e1v\u011b f\u00e9rov\u00e9m, le\u010d efektivn\u00edm zp\u016fsobu.<\/p>\n

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Tak\u017ee po podvodu, v\u011bdomi si jejich v\u00fdrazn\u00e9 slabosti \u2013 \u017eravosti.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Takto vypad\u00e1 sebev\u011bdom\u00fd a mazan\u00fd kocour, nev\u011bdomky poj\u00eddaj\u00edc\u00ed od\u010dervovac\u00ed pastu, kdy chv\u00edli p\u0159ed t\u00edm do\u0161el k p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den\u00ed, \u017ee jsem pokusy vpravit mu tu v\u011bc do huby a donutit ho polknout, z pudu sebez\u00e1chovy vzdala.<\/p>\n

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A takhle potom.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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No a takhle vypad\u00e1 nat\u011b\u0161en\u00fd pan chytrol\u00edn, co zase nabyl dojmu, \u017ee kdy\u017e p\u0159edvede d\u00e1ven\u00ed a s\u00edpan\u00ed, nebudu v\u00edce zkou\u0161et jeho hrtan p\u011bchov\u00e1n\u00edm pilulky a ur\u00e1\u017eet jeho intelekt miskou s l\u00e9kem rozpu\u0161t\u011bn\u00fdm.<\/p>\n

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Pr\u00e1\u0161ek dovedn\u011b zamontovan\u00fd do pi\u0161kotu, kam jsem n\u016f\u017ekami vyhloubila otvory, mo\u017en\u00e1 na posledn\u00ed chv\u00edli objevil, ale u\u017e ho neum\u011bl odd\u011blit v puse. Vzd\u00e1t se cel\u00e9ho pi\u0161kotu rozhodn\u011b nehroz\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Tak nev\u00edm, \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 tento v\u00fdraz: \u201eJsem r\u00e1d, \u017ee jsi se umoud\u0159ila, a dala mi m\u00edsto toho fujtajblu j\u00eddlo\u201c<\/em>, nebo \u201emysl\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee jsem takov\u00e1 trubka, abych to nev\u011bd\u011bl, ov\u0161em \u017evanec je \u017evanec\u201c ? \"laugh\"<\/em><\/p>\n

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Pr\u00e1\u0161kopi\u0161kot dostane Je\u010dmen je\u0161t\u011b dvakr\u00e1t.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u017dito kapsi\u010dku s od\u010dervovac\u00ed ka\u0161i\u010dkou taky je\u0161t\u011b dvakr\u00e1t.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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No a vzhledem k onomu ritu\u00e1lku s vylizov\u00e1n\u00edm na\u0161ich tal\u00ed\u0159\u016f, m\u00e1m p\u0159ichystan\u00fd recept od hodn\u00e9ho pana doktora Mecery i na od\u010dervovac\u00ed prepar\u00e1tek pro n\u00e1s. Preventivn\u011b.<\/p>\n

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Ono takov\u00e1 \u0161krkavka v oku, kterou jsem vid\u011bla na obr\u00e1zku, nen\u00ed fakt nic moc.<\/p>\n

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To se na m\u011b na\u0161e mil\u00e9 obilniny nesm\u00edte za ten podvodn\u00fd man\u00e9vr hn\u011bvat.<\/p>\n

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Uk\u00e1\u017eeme v\u00e1m, \u017ee n\u00e1s net\u0159eba \u0161ulit a pr\u00e1\u0161ky polyk\u00e1me bez dr\u00e1p\u00e1n\u00ed, v\u0159\u00edsk\u00e1n\u00ed, zm\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed, d\u00e1ven\u00ed a h\u00fdk\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Michaela Kudl\u00e1\u010dkov\u00e1<\/em><\/p>\n

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Views: 94 Na\u0161e zv\u00ed\u0159ena by si rad\u011bji s klidem \u017eila v symbi\u00f3ze s n\u011bjakou tou \u0161krkavkou, ne\u017e by pojedla od\u010dervovac\u00ed p\u0159\u00edpravek. Nejsem p\u0159\u00edtelem podv\u00e1d\u011bn\u00ed, ale kdy\u017e jsem \u017ditovi zkusila aplikovat ze \u0161tangle ka\u0161i\u010dku proti parazit\u016fm, p\u0159\u00e1telsky m\u011b kous a odplachtil. Je\u010dmen zase na od\u010dervovac\u00ed pr\u00e1\u0161ek reagoval teatr\u00e1ln\u00edm usilovn\u00fdm d\u00e1ven\u00edm.  \u017dito se od doby, co p\u0159i\u0161el jako ko\u0165\u00e1tko – […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8224","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fauna-a-flora"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t