{"id":8198,"date":"2015-07-08T09:53:52","date_gmt":"2015-07-08T07:53:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=8198"},"modified":"2018-12-07T09:54:31","modified_gmt":"2018-12-07T08:54:31","slug":"ja-jsem-pes-a-chodim-bos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/fauna-a-flora\/ja-jsem-pes-a-chodim-bos.html","title":{"rendered":"J\u00e1 jsem pes a chod\u00edm bos!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Jsem si tak \u0159\u00edkal, \u017ee u\u017e jsem dlouho nic nepublikoval a te\u010f m\u00e1m pocit, \u017ee bych m\u011bl. No nevybral jsem zrovna vesel\u00e9 t\u00e9ma, to uzn\u00e1v\u00e1m. Budu tentokr\u00e1t v\u00edc trag\u00e9d, ne\u017e humorista. Cht\u011bl bych, kdy\u017e tak pozoruji teplom\u011br, u kter\u00e9ho p\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dek omdl\u00edv\u00e1 a pani\u010dka j\u00e1s\u00e1, upozornit na fakt, \u017ee pes chod\u00ed bos. V\u00edm, \u017ee to v\u00edte, ale nev\u00edm, jak moc v\u00e1m to doch\u00e1z\u00ed\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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To by se toti\u017e ka\u017ed\u00fdm rokem neplnily ordinace na\u0161ich l\u00e9ka\u0159\u016f, ke kter\u00fdm chod\u00edme asi tak r\u00e1di, jako vy k va\u0161im, t\u00edmhle:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Jestli nev\u00edte, co to je, tak to jsou ps\u00ed packy po t\u00e9, co n\u011bjak\u00e9mu p\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dkovi jaksi nedo\u0161lo, \u017ee zat\u00edmco on capk\u00e1 po v\u0159el\u00e9m asfaltu a betonu v tenisk\u00e1ch, jeho ps\u00ed k\u00e1mo\u0161 tam capk\u00e1 bos.<\/p>\n

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V\u00edm to sice z FB a doslechu, proto\u017ee m\u00e1m tu kliku, \u017ee sv\u016fj ps\u00ed \u017eivot, (fajn, stejn\u011b by mi to nepro\u0161lo korekturou \u2013 m\u00e1m se sp\u00ed\u0161 jako prase v \u017eit\u011b)<\/em> tr\u00e1v\u00edm v tr\u00e1v\u011b.<\/p>\n

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Moji kolegov\u00e9 ve m\u011bstech ale ne.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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R\u00e1d bych, kdy\u017e jsem si pro sebe vydobyl jedno vyd\u00e1n\u00ed, velice zd\u016fraznit nal\u00e9havost probl\u00e9mu a fakt, \u017ee psa to na hork\u00e9m asfaltu p\u00e1l\u00ed ihned po t\u00e9, co vyleze z bar\u00e1ku.<\/p>\n

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N\u011bjakou dobu to vydr\u017e\u00ed, ale ne dlouho a probl\u00e9m b\u00fdv\u00e1 v tom, \u017ee bolestiv\u00e9 puch\u00fd\u0159e se \u010dasto objev\u00ed a\u017e doma, nebo se na n\u011b doma p\u0159ijde.<\/p>\n

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Nalepen\u00fd asfalt nav\u00edc p\u00e1l\u00ed nep\u0159etr\u017eit\u011b.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee nen\u00ed od v\u011bci to p\u0159ipomenout, proto\u017ee si v\u016fbec nemysl\u00edm, \u017ee by lidi nem\u011bli sv\u00e9 chlupat\u00e9 jazykoplazce r\u00e1di, ale \u017ee si to nemus\u00ed v\u017edycky uv\u011bdomit, co\u017e v celku ch\u00e1pu, proto\u017ee jsem d\u011bsn\u011b inteligentn\u00ed vo\u0159ech.<\/p>\n

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Rovn\u011b\u017e tak nem\u00e1m dojem, \u017ee n\u011bjak\u00fd p\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dek pojme u kr\u00e1mu pot\u0159ebu uva\u0159it si psa v aut\u011b.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Rozhodn\u011b to \u010dlov\u011bk neud\u011bl\u00e1 schv\u00e1ln\u011b, kdy\u017e ze sv\u00e9ho psa ud\u011bl\u00e1 pe\u010d\u00ednku a je jeho stavem, kter\u00fd b\u00fdv\u00e1 \u010dasto u\u017e k ne\u0159e\u0161en\u00ed i zkrou\u0161en, jen si neuv\u011bdom\u00ed, \u017ee kdy\u017e nech\u00e1 ok\u00e9nko dva centimetry pootev\u0159en\u00e9 a odb\u011bhne \u201ejen na skok\u201c, tak v aut\u011b je ve vedru u\u017e b\u011bhem deseti minut tak \u0161\u00edlen\u00fd vedro, \u017ee je prost\u011b pro psa smrteln\u00e9.<\/p>\n

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Ono je to o tom, \u017ee si \u010dlov\u011bk \u010dasto \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee p\u0159ed chv\u00edl\u00ed tam jela klima, a \u017ee se hned vr\u00e1t\u00ed, a \u017ee luft tam chvilku p\u016fjde z ok\u00e9nka a podobn\u011b.<\/p>\n

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Mo\u017en\u00e1 by pomohlo to auto zhasnout, takhle pootev\u0159\u00edt ok\u00e9nko a po\u010dkat v n\u011bm pouh\u00fdch p\u011bt minut.<\/p>\n

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To by se pro p\u0159edstavu hodn\u011b vyplatilo a zachr\u00e1nilo by to nejen ps\u00ed krk.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Pes nem\u00e1 jin\u00fd po va\u0161em, termoregula\u010dn\u00ed syst\u00e9m ne\u017e tu ufun\u011bnou tlamu s vyplazen\u00fdm jazykem a to fakt \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 extra klimo\u0161ka nen\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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\u010clov\u011bk se pot\u00ed a chlad\u00ed cel\u00fdm t\u011blem. My na n\u011bm, a\u017e na v\u00fdjimky m\u00e1me chlupy a nepot\u00edme se, tak\u017ee houbeles.<\/p>\n

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P\u0159eh\u0159\u00edv\u00e1me se rychle.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Je to individu\u00e1ln\u00ed, jak kter\u00fd kolega, t\u0159eba j\u00e1 m\u00e1m celkem v\u00fddr\u017e a m\u00e1m ob\u010das pocit, \u017ee m\u011b p\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dek \u00fapln\u011b zbyte\u010dn\u011b furt na zahrad\u011b koupe, ale n\u011bkter\u00e1 plemena jsou choulostiv\u011bj\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Nutn\u011b nepot\u0159ebujeme tohle, ale rozhodn\u011b pot\u0159ebujeme hodn\u011b vody a hlavn\u011b ne zal\u00edgrovan\u00e9 auto.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A proto\u017ee nem\u00e1me boty, pot\u0159ebujeme te\u010f nutn\u011b, abyste to v\u011bd\u011bli d\u0159\u00edv, ne\u017e budeme m\u00edt z asfaltu m\u00edsto nohou pe\u010den\u00fd klob\u00e1sy!<\/p>\n

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D\u00edky za pozornost.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ale n\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9! Pokr\u00fdvka hlavy v\u00e1\u017en\u011b zase nen\u00ed nutn\u00e1! \"cheeky\"<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee se do diskuze zapoj\u00ed alespo\u0148 jeden pes, aby to nevypadalo, \u017ee kec\u00e1m.<\/p>\n

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Zase to nen\u00ed tak t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9, napsat jeden koment\u00e1\u0159, hafani, ne?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Je\u010dm\u00ednek.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Views: 19 Jsem si tak \u0159\u00edkal, \u017ee u\u017e jsem dlouho nic nepublikoval a te\u010f m\u00e1m pocit, \u017ee bych m\u011bl. No nevybral jsem zrovna vesel\u00e9 t\u00e9ma, to uzn\u00e1v\u00e1m. Budu tentokr\u00e1t v\u00edc trag\u00e9d, ne\u017e humorista. Cht\u011bl bych, kdy\u017e tak pozoruji teplom\u011br, u kter\u00e9ho p\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dek omdl\u00edv\u00e1 a pani\u010dka j\u00e1s\u00e1, upozornit na fakt, \u017ee pes chod\u00ed bos. V\u00edm, \u017ee […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fauna-a-flora"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t