{"id":7932,"date":"2012-01-26T09:56:06","date_gmt":"2012-01-26T08:56:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=7932"},"modified":"2018-12-02T09:56:40","modified_gmt":"2018-12-02T08:56:40","slug":"kdyz-blazinec-tak-poradnej","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/telo\/kdyz-blazinec-tak-poradnej.html","title":{"rendered":"\u201eKdy\u017e bl\u00e1zinec, tak po\u0159\u00e1dnej!\u201c"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Ned\u00e1vno jsme se na tohle t\u00e9ma bavili hodn\u011b v\u00e1\u017en\u011b. Dnes bych se cht\u011bla pod\u00edvat na, \u0159ekn\u011bme odklon od re\u00e1lu, z trochu jin\u00e9ho \u00fahlu. Anebo sp\u00ed\u0161 hned z n\u011bkolika \u00fahl\u016f. Mysl\u00edm toti\u017e, \u017ee nen\u00ed nad to, pohl\u00e9dnout na vlastn\u00ed,<\/strong> (ale ano na vlastn\u00ed, proto\u017ee kdo je dnes norm\u00e1ln\u00ed?) ne\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed trochu s humorem. No a n\u00e1sledn\u011b v\u00e1m hodl\u00e1m vnuknout my\u0161lenku, \u017ee je\u0161t\u011b m\u016f\u017eeme b\u00fdt r\u00e1di\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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M\u00e1te dnes r\u00e1no pocit, \u017ee se snad zbl\u00e1zn\u00edte?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

M\u011bli jste ten pocit v\u010dera?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Je\u0161t\u011b se to nepoda\u0159ilo?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Nebojte, ono to p\u0159ijde.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pokud neze\u0161\u00edl\u00edme hromadn\u011b z toho, co na n\u00e1s chyst\u00e1 Zem\u011b, jestli n\u00e1m nehr\u00e1bne p\u0159i pohledu na v\u00fdpis z \u00fa\u010dtu a n\u00e1sledn\u011b po n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u011b po\u0161\u0165a\u010dky s dvoukol\u00e1kem slo\u017eenek, \u010di p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b n\u00e1s do stavu \u0161\u00edlenstv\u00ed neuvedou reformy reforem z pera ji\u017e d\u00e1vno \u0161\u00edlen\u00fdch politik\u016f, jist\u011b n\u00e1m p\u0159esko\u010d\u00ed z na\u0161ich vztah\u016f.<\/p>\n

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Doba je prakticky nastavena tak, \u017ee a\u0165 u\u017e se vrtneme vlevo \u010di vpravo na konci je v\u017edy usm\u011bvav\u00fd z\u0159\u00edzenec se slu\u0161ivou m\u00f3dn\u00ed kazajkou.<\/p>\n

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Dne\u0161n\u00ed psychiatrick\u00e9 l\u00e9\u010debny, nebo roztomileji \u201ebambul\u00e1rny\u201c, jsou nakonec ale v\u00edtanou o\u00e1zou klidu a odpo\u010dinku.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u010clov\u011bk m\u00e1 \u010das se nau\u010dit vy\u0161\u00edvat, leptat sklo, m\u00e1 pravidelnou stravu a d\u00edk l\u00e9\u010db\u011b st\u0159\u00eddav\u00fdm proudem i pravidelnou stolici, a je daleko od v\u0161eho, n\u00e1sledkem \u010deho\u017e se na toto m\u00edsto odebral\u2026<\/p>\n

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Terapie ru\u010dn\u00ed prac\u00ed, koupele a dlouh\u00e9 proch\u00e1zky alej\u00ed n\u00e1dhern\u00fdch vzrostl\u00fdch lip, jsou balz\u00e1mem na, sv\u011btem p\u0159ed plotem, odst\u0159elenou nervovou soustavu.<\/p>\n

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Kdo by necht\u011bl?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Person\u00e1l je p\u0159\u00edv\u011btiv\u00fd, ch\u00e1pav\u00fd a za obraz Libu\u0161e v\u011b\u0161t\u00edc\u00ed sl\u00e1vu Prahy, vyveden\u00fd z plivance na skle ve spole\u010densk\u00e9 m\u00edstnosti n\u00e1s velkoryse n\u00e1s pochv\u00e1l\u00ed a daruje lentilku.<\/p>\n

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Ov\u0161em nebylo tomu tak v\u017edy.<\/strong><\/p>\n

K hum\u00e1nn\u00edmu zach\u00e1zen\u00ed s du\u0161evn\u011b odch\u00fdlen\u00fdmi jedinci jsme teprve museli dosp\u011bt.<\/p>\n

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Zat\u00edmco zvencnout se dnes, je vlastn\u011b vysvobozen\u00edm, v takov\u00e9m t\u0159in\u00e1ct\u00e9m stolen\u00ed bych se rozhodn\u011b pom\u00e1tnout necht\u011bla!<\/p>\n

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Posu\u010fte sami…<\/strong><\/p>\n

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L\u00e9ta p\u00e1n\u011b 1200<\/strong><\/p>\n

Person\u00e1l slo\u017een\u00fd z kn\u011b\u017e\u00ed, zast\u00e1val tehdy n\u00e1zor, \u017ee psychickou chorobu lze z posti\u017een\u00e9ho s \u00fasp\u011bchem nap\u0159\u00edklad vyml\u00e1tit. M\u00edsto chutn\u00fdch lentilek prob\u00edhalo pit\u00ed krve a poj\u00edd\u00e1n\u00ed ov\u010d\u00edho hnoje.<\/p>\n

V\u011b\u0159ili, \u017ee potla\u010den\u00edm d\u016fstojnosti vy\u017eenou z lidsk\u00e9ho t\u011bla zl\u00e9 duchy.<\/p>\n

Kdepak di\u00e1k \u2013 p\u011bkn\u00e9 ho.no a je po chorob\u011b! <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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1790-1813<\/strong><\/p>\n

Americk\u00fd l\u00e9ka\u0159 Benjamin Rich se sna\u017eil zbavit sv\u00e9 pacienty depres\u00ed t\u00edm, \u017ee je cel\u00fd den vysokou rychlost\u00ed ot\u00e1\u010del na rotuj\u00edc\u00edm k\u0159esle, a pak je pot\u00e1p\u011bl do vody.<\/p>\n

To by se z toho bl\u00e1zen zbl\u00e1znil.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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1870-1900<\/strong><\/p>\n

John Harvey Kellogg p\u0159edepisuje pacient\u016fm v michigansk\u00e9m sanatoriu ka\u017edodenn\u00ed jogurtov\u00e9 klyst\u00fdry.<\/p>\n

Zaj\u00edmav\u00e9, \u017ee?<\/p>\n

Teda, jestli si mohu vybrat, tak snad od M\u00fcllera a pokud mo\u017eno ne s o\u0159echy.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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1920<\/strong><\/p>\n

L\u00e9ka\u0159i John Talbott a Kenneth Tillotson sv\u00e9 pacienty spout\u00e1vali a balili do ledov\u00fdch prost\u011bradel, a\u017e jejich t\u011blesn\u00e1 teplota klesla o 10 a\u017e 20 stup\u0148\u016f pod norm\u00e1l.<\/p>\n

Napad\u00e1 m\u011b, \u017ee dne\u0161n\u00ed otu\u017eilci \u2026<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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1940<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ameri\u010dan Walter Freeman zasul v r\u00e1mci l\u00e9\u010dby pacientovi o\u010dn\u00ed jamkou do hlavy sek\u00e1\u010dek na led a b\u011bhem kr\u00e1tk\u00e9 operace o\u0161kr\u00e1bal jeho p\u0159edn\u00ed mozkov\u00e9 laloky. \u0160\u00edlenec byl pak poslu\u0161n\u00fd jak \u0161t\u011b\u0148\u00e1tko.<\/p>\n

Jasn\u011b, brokolice!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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1950<\/strong><\/p>\n

Freud\u016fv \u017e\u00e1k Wilhelm Reich byl p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den, \u017ee schizofrenie a deprese jsou vyvol\u00e1v\u00e1ny nedostatkem orgasmu. (Naprosto souhlas\u00edm)<\/em>. Vymyslel proto takzvanou orgonovou krabici, ur\u010denou ke sb\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed energie.<\/p>\n

Zcela mimod\u011bk vynalezl Peep show.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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1916-1924<\/strong><\/p>\n

Henry Cotton z psychiatrick\u00e9 kliniky v New Jersey vytrh\u00e1val sv\u00fdm pacient\u016fm zuby a dal\u0161\u00ed \u201ez\u00e1vadn\u00e9\u201c \u010d\u00e1sti t\u011bla, proto\u017ee se domn\u00edval, \u017ee choroboplodn\u00e9 z\u00e1rodky z t\u011bchto zka\u017een\u00fdch z\u00e1le\u017eitost\u00ed zp\u016fsobuj\u00ed \u0161\u00edlenstv\u00ed .<\/p>\n

Aha, tak\u017ee za sebe \u2013 beru ten an\u00e1ln\u00ed model s jogurtem!! \"Sealed\"<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Jin\u00fdmi slovy, jestli m\u00edn\u00edte v p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edch dnech pozb\u00fdt rozumu, gratuluji, \u017ee tak \u010din\u00edte v 21.stolet\u00ed a v dob\u011b, kdy neb\u00fdt magor, znamen\u00e1 v\u011bdom\u011b se vystavit tr\u00e1pen\u00ed v \u0161\u00edlen\u00e9 realit\u011b. \"Tongue<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Mil\u00fd \u010dtvrtek v\u0161em !<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Views: 39 Ned\u00e1vno jsme se na tohle t\u00e9ma bavili hodn\u011b v\u00e1\u017en\u011b. Dnes bych se cht\u011bla pod\u00edvat na, \u0159ekn\u011bme odklon od re\u00e1lu, z trochu jin\u00e9ho \u00fahlu. Anebo sp\u00ed\u0161 hned z n\u011bkolika \u00fahl\u016f. Mysl\u00edm toti\u017e, \u017ee nen\u00ed nad to, pohl\u00e9dnout na vlastn\u00ed, (ale ano na vlastn\u00ed, proto\u017ee kdo je dnes norm\u00e1ln\u00ed?) ne\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed trochu s humorem. No a n\u00e1sledn\u011b v\u00e1m hodl\u00e1m vnuknout […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-telo"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t