{"id":7924,"date":"2012-03-07T10:55:46","date_gmt":"2012-03-07T09:55:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=7924"},"modified":"2018-12-01T10:56:13","modified_gmt":"2018-12-01T09:56:13","slug":"tezko-bych-juchala-po-boku-suchara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/telo\/tezko-bych-juchala-po-boku-suchara.html","title":{"rendered":"T\u011b\u017eko bych juchala po boku suchara"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Bezkonkuren\u010dn\u011b nejstra\u0161n\u011bj\u0161\u00ed model je, kdy\u017e se zan\u00edcen\u00edm, pat\u0159i\u010dnou gestikulac\u00ed a obrovsk\u00fdm nasazen\u00edm vypr\u00e1v\u00edte naprosto geni\u00e1ln\u00ed vtip. M\u00e1ch\u00e1te rukama, m\u011bn\u00edte hlas, vstanete dokonce ze \u017eidle, aby va\u0161e etuda dostala pat\u0159i\u010dnou razanci. P\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed pointa \u2013 velkolep\u00fd z\u00e1v\u011br.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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O\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1te o\u010dek\u00e1vanou odezvu.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Tedy stejn\u00fd v\u00fdbuch, kter\u00fdm jste napoprv\u00e9 a vlastn\u011b i napodruh\u00e9 reagovali vy.<\/p>\n

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A\u2026 NIC.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Poslucha\u010d se na v\u00e1s d\u00edv\u00e1 s jedn\u00edm zdvi\u017een\u00fdm koutkem jako na blbce a vy si n\u00e1hle stejn\u011b, ne-li o n\u011bco \u201el\u00edbiv\u011bji\u201c, tak\u00e9 p\u0159ipad\u00e1te.<\/p>\n

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Trapas. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Rad\u011bji byste dostali cihlou do hlavy.<\/p>\n

Prvn\u00ed my\u0161lenka, kter\u00e1 z\u00e1konit\u011b mus\u00ed n\u00e1sledovat m\u00e1 jedno slovo.<\/p>\n

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\u201eDebil\u201c<\/p>\n

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Z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 ot\u00e1zkou, kdo se v tu chv\u00edli ten v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Uklidn\u00edm v\u00e1s \u2013 on. Nav\u00edc nem\u00e1 v t\u011ble ani kousek soucitu a mo\u017en\u00e1 ani taktu.<\/p>\n

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Prost\u011b je to SUCHAR.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Humor je mo\u017en\u00e1 d\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00edm, ne\u017e si mysl\u00edme a \u010dlov\u011bk, kter\u00e9mu chyb\u00ed, ten, kter\u00fd se usm\u011bje jen tehdy kdy\u017e se pot\u0159ebuje oholit, vpravd\u011b nem\u00e1 \u017eivot snadn\u00fd.<\/p>\n

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A za pravdu n\u00e1m d\u00e1v\u00e1 v\u011bda hnedle z mnoha obor\u016f.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Psychologie, neurologie, interna, onkologie, chirurgie, ale dokonce i gynekologie \u010di genetika.<\/p>\n

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Sm\u00edch a schopnost produkovat \u010di jen pas\u00edvn\u011b ch\u00e1pat a pro\u017e\u00edvat mumor, je jedn\u00edm ze z\u00e1kladn\u00edch p\u0159edpoklad\u016f schopnosti lidsk\u00e9ho t\u011bla l\u00e9\u010dit samo sebe, nebo p\u0159i l\u00e9\u010db\u011b v\u00fdrazn\u011b pomoci.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Nebudu zat\u011b\u017eovat studiemi, kter\u00e9 v pr\u016fb\u011bhu posledn\u00edch pades\u00e1ti let nab\u00edz\u00ed snad stovk\u016f nejr\u016fzn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch p\u0159\u00edklad\u016f kdy a jak efektivn\u011b jsou schopni ,bojovat s nemocemi lid\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed se \u010dast\u011bji sm\u011bj\u00ed a naopak.<\/p>\n

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Je zaj\u00edmav\u00e9, \u017ee vesel\u00e9 \u017eeny jsou nap\u0159\u00edklad i plodn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

\u017de d\u011bti vesel\u00fdch matek m\u00e9n\u011b pl\u00e1\u010d\u00ed.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Byla prok\u00e1z\u00e1na souvislost humoru a vrozen\u00fdch v\u00fdvojov\u00fdch vad.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Jen pro formu: <\/strong>Mozek, o\u010dn\u00ed nervy, mimick\u00e9 svaly, pru\u017enost sluchov\u00fdch org\u00e1n\u016f, trojklann\u00fd nerv, prsn\u00ed svaly, pl\u00edce, \u017ealudek, slinivka. (o br\u00e1nici net\u0159eba mluvit), pru\u017enost st\u0159ev, pohlavn\u00ed org\u00e1ny \u2026snad cel\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk je sv\u00fdm zdrav\u00edm p\u0159\u00edmo spojen\u00fd se schopnost\u00ed se sm\u00e1t \u2013 se smyslem pro humor.<\/p>\n

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Je celkem jedno, jak\u00fd d\u016fvod si najdeme, d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 je, \u017ee ho hled\u00e1me a \u017ee ho um\u00edme naj\u00edt.<\/p>\n

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Juchala, nebo suchara?<\/strong><\/p>\n

M\u016fj b\u00fdval\u00fd man\u017eel se nesm\u00e1l t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 nikdy. Kdy\u017e jsem se zkraje pokou\u0161ela vyloudit na jeho kamenn\u00e9 tv\u00e1\u0159i alespo\u0148 n\u00e1znak \u00fasm\u011bvu, sna\u017eila se, pitvo\u0159ila, div\u017ee jsem sebou neml\u00e1tila o zem ve snaze co nejl\u00e9pe zap\u016fsobit, sklidila jsem :\u201eNo vidi\u0161.\u201c<\/p>\n

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Vyhodnotila jsem, \u017ee je mimozem\u0161\u0165an, a p\u0159estala jsem ba\u017eit po bl\u00edzk\u00e9m setk\u00e1n\u00ed t\u0159et\u00edho druhu.<\/p>\n

Brzy jsme se rozvedli.<\/p>\n

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Naproti tomu m\u00e1m zn\u00e1mou, kter\u00e1 se \u0159e\u017ee od chv\u00edle, kdy vstane z postele. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Sta\u010d\u00ed j\u00ed \u0159\u00edct \u201eahoj\u201c a pomalu se v\u00e1l\u00ed po zemi. U Scary Movie skoro zkolabovala. M\u011b tam pobavilo jen \u201eU\u017e zase um\u00edr\u00e1\u0161\u201c.  Je to mo\u017en\u00e1 \u201elevn\u00e9\u201c, ale ve sv\u00fdch p\u011btat\u0159iceti vyhr\u00e1la boj s rakovinou uzlin.<\/p>\n

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V\u011bd\u011bli jste, \u017ee lid\u00e9 s vr\u00e1skami od sm\u00edchu jsou pokl\u00e1d\u00e1ni za d\u016fv\u011bryhodn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

P\u0159ekvapuje v\u00e1s, \u017ee mu\u017ei, kte\u0159\u00ed se \u010dasto sm\u011bj\u00ed, maj\u00ed zdrav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed spermie?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Spolehliv\u011b m\u011b rozesm\u011bje \u010dern\u00fd humor<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sm\u011bju se p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ern\u011b, nahlas a je mi to jedno.<\/p>\n

Kdy\u017e sm\u00edch zadr\u017euji, chrocht\u00e1m.<\/p>\n

Spolehliv\u011b m\u011b dostane, kdy\u017e se od srdce sm\u011bje n\u011bkdo jin\u00fd.<\/p>\n

Kdy\u017e se sm\u011bje d\u00edt\u011b.<\/p>\n

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Sm\u011bju se, i kdy\u017e je to nevhodn\u00e9.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nap\u0159\u00edklad na vlastn\u00ed svatb\u011b, proto\u017ee odd\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00ed koktal. Necht\u011bla jsem, ale nedalo se to. Bylo to hor\u0161\u00ed, koktal o to v\u00edc. J\u00e1 chrochtala. M\u00e1ma do m\u011b dloubala.<\/p>\n

Man\u017eel rudnul a fun\u011bl.<\/p>\n

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Sm\u00edch je naka\u017eliv\u00fd.<\/p>\n

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V\u00edte, \u017ee v Argentin\u011b museli kv\u016fli \u201eepidemii\u201c sm\u00edchu vyklidit \u0161kolu na dv\u011b hodiny?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Pros\u00edm sm\u011bjte se!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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V rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b v\u00e1m \u0159eknu, pro\u010d tento \u010dl\u00e1nek a pro\u010d zrovna dnes, 7.3.2012.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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