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SILVESTROVSK\u00c9 VYD\u00c1N\u00cd <\/strong><\/p>\n

D\u00edky rozs\u00e1hl\u00e9 studii v\u011bdc\u016f z dvan\u00e1cti st\u00e1t\u016f, v\u010detn\u011b \u010cesk\u00e9 republiky, p\u0159ev\u00e1\u017en\u011b z oboru psychologie, neurologie a sexuologie vstupujeme do n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00edho roku s p\u0159evratn\u00fdm zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00edm. P\u0159\u00edmo za \u017eenskou o\u010dn\u00ed bulvou se nach\u00e1z\u00ed velice d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fd org\u00e1n. P\u0159es svou mikroskopickou velikost, je dokonce z\u00e1sadn\u011b d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fd\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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V b\u011b\u017en\u00e9m \u017eivot\u011b je \u017eena velice zat\u00ed\u017eena, vystavena prakticky neust\u00e1l\u00e9mu stresu a jej\u00ed realita je \u010dasto opat\u0159ena sp\u00ed\u0161e neust\u00e1l\u00fdmi v\u00fdzvami, soustavnou nutnost\u00ed vyrovn\u00e1vat se nejr\u016fzn\u011bj\u0161\u00edmi formami zklam\u00e1n\u00ed a to zejm\u00e9na v partnersk\u00fdch vztaz\u00edch.<\/p>\n

Jak je tedy mo\u017en\u00e9, \u017ee jsou \u017eeny tak odoln\u00e9, \u010dasto ne\u00fanavn\u011b optimisticky nalad\u011bn\u00e9 a romanticky sm\u00fd\u0161lej\u00edc\u00ed i p\u0159es fakt, \u017ee percentu\u00e1ln\u011b je skute\u010dn\u00e9 romantiky a pohody v jejich \u017eivotech a vztaz\u00edch pom\u00e1lu?<\/p>\n

Je to prost\u00e9.<\/strong><\/p>\n

P\u0159evratn\u00fdm objevem v\u011bdeck\u00e9ho t\u00fdmu se vysv\u011btluje hned n\u011bkolik dal\u0161\u00edch v\u011bc\u00ed, kter\u00e9 jsou v \u017eivot\u011b \u017een obvykl\u00e9 a \u010dast\u00e9.<\/p>\n

M\u00e1te r\u00e1dy zamilovan\u00e9 filmy? Zamilovan\u00e9 knihy? Romantick\u00e9 seri\u00e1ly? P\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy s happy endem? Poh\u00e1dky?<\/p>\n

Patrn\u011b n\u011bco z toho ano a jde o velmi prosp\u011b\u0161nou pot\u0159ebu.<\/p>\n

Nyn\u00ed je v\u0161e vysv\u011btleno.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Zamilovan\u00fd p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh. Hlavn\u00ed hrdinka nen\u00ed ani moc hezk\u00e1, vlastn\u011b ani moc chytr\u00e1, ani moc bohat\u00e1, ale naraz\u00ed na kr\u00e1sn\u00e9ho mu\u017ee.<\/p>\n

On je inteligentn\u00ed, pracovit\u00fd, \u010destn\u00fd, \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00fd, poctiv\u00fd, siln\u00fd, hezk\u00fd, v\u017edycky osprchovan\u00fd, vo\u0148av\u00fd a galantn\u00ed. (nere\u00e1ln\u00fd)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nikdy nezapomene don\u00e9st kv\u011btinu, nechod\u00ed do hospody, nen\u00ed nev\u011brn\u00fd, zaj\u00edm\u00e1 se o jej\u00ed kon\u00ed\u010dky a jej\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed pln\u00ed d\u0159\u00edv, ne\u017e je ona vyslov\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Nadto ho v\u017edycky enormn\u011b zaj\u00edm\u00e1, co ona pr\u00e1v\u011b vypr\u00e1v\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Takticky odch\u00e1z\u00ed, kdy\u017e ona telefonuje s kamar\u00e1dkou, pakli\u017ee p\u0159ijde dom\u016f a v ob\u00fdv\u00e1ku sed\u00ed t\u0159i jej\u00ed p\u0159\u00edtelkyn\u011b, tak uva\u0159\u00ed k\u00e1vu, chvilku pokl\u00e1bos\u00ed, ale potom jde do pracovny, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b v kuchyni p\u0159ipravuje p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed nebo poho\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed. Mezi t\u00edm vyven\u010d\u00ed psa.<\/p>\n

P\u0159\u00edb\u011bh \u010dasto prov\u00e1z\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00e9 protivenstv\u00ed, kter\u00e9 v\u0161ak s\u00edla jejich l\u00e1sky p\u0159ekon\u00e1.<\/strong><\/p>\n

N\u00e1sleduje \u017e\u00e1dost o ruku, film kon\u010d\u00ed svatbou, po kter\u00e9 se na idyle nic nem\u011bn\u00ed ani po dobu dal\u0161\u00edch dvaceti let.<\/p>\n

Pocit, kter\u00fd n\u00e1sleduje u z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dn\u00fdch titulk\u016f, ale i b\u011bhem sledov\u00e1n\u00ed, \u010di \u010dten\u00ed p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhu, je velice ozdravuj\u00edc\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Aktivuje se v t\u00e9 chv\u00edli toti\u017e <\/strong><\/p>\n

Corneatractus supraopticohypophysialis rimapudendi.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Jeho aktivace spou\u0161t\u00ed v t\u011ble \u017eeny velice zaj\u00edmav\u00fd a prosp\u011b\u0161n\u00fd soub\u011bh proces\u016f.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ten v\u011bdci pojmenovali jako du\u0161evn\u00ed, neboli emo\u010dn\u00ed masturbace<\/strong> a nechyb\u00ed ani vyvrcholen\u00ed, tedy du\u0161evn\u00ed orgasmus.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ten je podle z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dn\u00e9 zpr\u00e1vy p\u0159ekvapiv\u011b z\u00e1sadn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, d\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed a pro du\u0161evn\u00ed hygienu \u017eeny dokonce v\u00fdznamn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017eli ten klasick\u00fd.<\/p>\n

Je odpov\u011bdn\u00fd za mnoho chemick\u00fdch reakc\u00ed, kter\u00e9 se p\u0159i du\u0161evn\u00ed masturbaci n\u00e1sledn\u011b v t\u011ble spou\u0161t\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ve chv\u00edli, kdy \u017eena used\u00e1 k p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhu, Corneatractus supraopticohypophysialis rimapudendi automaticky vyp\u00edn\u00e1 v mozku \u017eeny celou \u0159adu funkc\u00ed, a d\u00edky tomu, po celou dobu sledov\u00e1n\u00ed nen\u00ed \u017eena zat\u00ed\u017eena v\u011bdom\u00edm, \u017ee jde o le\u017e, \u017ee v \u017eivot\u011b to tak nen\u00ed, \u017ee jde pouze o filmov\u00fd sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159 a dokonce je v t\u00e9 chv\u00edli zbavena i pov\u011bdom\u00ed, \u017ee vedle v pokoji le\u017e\u00ed p\u0159ikryt novinami naprost\u00fd opak toho, co sleduje a nikdy tomu nebude jinak.<\/p>\n

Jej\u00ed vn\u00edm\u00e1n\u00ed je z 95% v tu chv\u00edli zbaveno i schopnosti srovn\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed, jin\u00fdmi slovy, je vta\u017eena do paraleln\u00ed reality tak, jakoby ji pro\u017e\u00edvala, co\u017e m\u00e1 p\u0159\u00edm\u00fd vliv na jej\u00ed celkov\u00fd fyzick\u00fd i du\u0161evn\u00ed stav.<\/p>\n

Prob\u00edh\u00e1 revitaliza\u010dn\u00ed program.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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B\u011bhem 80 minut se vyplav\u00ed z t\u011bla \u0161kodliv\u00e9 stresov\u00e9 faktory, uprav\u00ed se srde\u010dn\u00ed tep, tlak, t\u011blo vyprodukuje enormn\u00ed mno\u017estv\u00ed endorfin\u016f a jin\u00fdch zdrav\u00ed prosp\u011b\u0161n\u00fdch hormon\u016f, regeneruj\u00ed se postupn\u011b miliony mozkov\u00fdch bun\u011bk a do t\u011bla se vyplav\u00ed maxim\u00e1ln\u00ed m\u00edra serotoninu.<\/p>\n

Tomuto momentu, kter\u00fd m\u016f\u017ee nastat b\u011bhem on\u011bch zhruba 80 minut i n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t, \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed nyn\u00ed v\u011bdci du\u0161evn\u00ed orgasmus.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Mozek n\u011bkter\u00fdch \u017een up\u0159ednost\u0148uje pro du\u0161evn\u00ed masturbaci dokonce i detektivn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy a na stavu a ozdraven\u00e9m procesu se nic nem\u011bn\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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I zde je okam\u017eit\u011b vypojeno n\u011bkolik funkc\u00ed, aby se ozdravn\u00fd proces neoslabil v\u011bdom\u00edm, \u017ee skute\u010dn\u00e1 kriminalistika nedisponuje \u0161armantn\u00edmi Hor\u00e1cii, dokonal\u00fdmi a svou \u017eenu miluj\u00edc\u00edmi Barnabyi a rozko\u0161n\u00fdmi Columby, p\u0159ita\u017eliv\u00fdmi Sherlocky, a \u017ee bystr\u00fd komisa\u0159 Rex nepoj\u00edd\u00e1 ve V\u00eddni na komisa\u0159stv\u00ed housky se sal\u00e1mem.<\/p>\n

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\u017de korupce je v re\u00e1lu odpov\u011bdn\u00e1 za nevy\u0159e\u0161en\u00ed v\u011bt\u0161iny p\u0159\u00edpad\u016f, \u017ee Krimin\u00e1lka Las Vegas, New York, Miami neexistuje a existovat v t\u00e9 podob\u011b nikdy nebude.<\/p>\n

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\u017de st\u00e1tn\u00ed z\u00e1stupkyn\u011b nepl\u00e1\u010de v kancel\u00e1\u0159i nad osudem nemajetn\u00e9 p\u0159ist\u011bhovaleck\u00e9 matky a neintervenuje u mezin\u00e1rodn\u00edch organizac\u00ed za jej\u00ed nedeportaci zp\u011bt mezi lidojedy.<\/p>\n

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A pr\u00e1v\u011b d\u00edky tomuto vypojen\u00ed n\u011bkolika z\u00e1sadn\u00edch mozkov\u00fdch center, odpov\u011bdn\u00fdch za vn\u00edm\u00e1n\u00ed skute\u010dn\u00e9 reality, m\u00e1 Corneatractus supraopticohypophysialis rimapudendi b\u011bhem \u010dasu str\u00e1ven\u00e9ho u p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhu, mo\u017enost revitalizovat t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 cel\u00e9 \u017eensk\u00e9 t\u011blo.<\/p>\n

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T\u00edm ho omlad\u00ed, pos\u00edl\u00ed a du\u0161evn\u00ed orgasmus, kter\u00fd n\u00e1sleduje zpravidla p\u0159i usv\u011bd\u010den\u00ed zlo\u010dince chrabr\u00fdm, \u010destn\u00fdm a spravedliv\u00fdm detektivem, \u010di jin\u00e9m druhu happy endu, kompletn\u011b nastartuje cel\u00e9 t\u011blo a ducha.<\/p>\n

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To je d\u016fvod, pro\u010d je \u017eena s \u00fasm\u011bvem a pozitivn\u00edm my\u0161len\u00edm schopna bezprost\u0159edn\u011b po 80 minut\u00e1ch bujar\u00e1 vst\u00e1t od TV, nebo knihy, uva\u0159it, vyprat, vy\u017eehlit a usm\u00edvat se, a\u010dkoli k tomu re\u00e1ln\u011b nem\u00e1 d\u016fvod, neb ten ko\u0161 na odpadky z\u016fstal nevynesen, na pra\u010dce je vytekl\u00e1 p\u011bna na holen\u00ed (nezav\u0159en\u00e1), kv\u011btiny dostala naposledy na prvn\u00edm rande, jej\u00ed kamar\u00e1dky jsou sbor dr\u016fbe\u017ee, jej\u00ed telefonov\u00e1n\u00ed je bezprecedentn\u00ed mrh\u00e1n\u00ed \u010dasem, po jej\u00edch slovech \u201emus\u00edme si promluvit\u201c on upad\u00e1 do bezv\u011bdom\u00ed, a po t\u00e9, co m\u00e1 ona p\u016flhodinov\u00fd nep\u0159eru\u0161en\u00fd, konstruktivn\u00ed monolog …. se on zept\u00e1, \u201eco\u017ee?\u201c.<\/p>\n

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Dle z\u00e1v\u011bre\u010dn\u00e9 zpr\u00e1vy je toto z\u00e1sadn\u00ed a pr\u016flomov\u00fd objev, vysv\u011btluj\u00edc\u00ed, pro\u010d \u017eeny \u017eij\u00ed d\u00e9le, pro\u010d jsou v\u00fdkonn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, siln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed a celkov\u011b \u017eivotaschopn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed a odoln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed v\u016f\u010di b\u011b\u017en\u00e9 denn\u00ed z\u00e1t\u011b\u017ei, ne\u017e mu\u017ei.<\/p>\n

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\u201eDu\u0161evn\u00ed masturbace u nere\u00e1ln\u00fdch p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh\u016f posazen\u00fdch do reality a s t\u00edm unik\u00e1tn\u00ed funkce Corneatractus supraopticohypophysialis rimapudendi, odpov\u011bdn\u00e1 za emo\u010dn\u00ed orgasmy, tedy schopnost \u017eeny tento proces ve vlastn\u00edm  t\u011ble spou\u0161t\u011bt, posouv\u00e1 v\u011bdu o velk\u00fd kus kup\u0159edu sm\u011brem za pozn\u00e1n\u00edm prav\u00fdch p\u0159\u00ed\u010din toho, pro\u010d jsou \u017eeny v tak dobr\u00e9m stavu schopny dlouhodob\u011b fungovat vedle skute\u010dn\u00fdch mu\u017e\u016f\u201c,<\/em> uvedl \u0159eck\u00fd \u010dlen v\u011bdeck\u00e9ho t\u00fdmu, sexuolog prof. MUDr. Ductus Radix.<\/p>\n

Dneska je Mraz\u00edk, Princ a Ve\u010dernice, Posledn\u00ed ak\u010dn\u00ed hrdina, Closer, Mentalista, Inga Lindstr\u00f6m: Nov\u00e1 l\u00e1ska \u2026 a to v\u0161echno se po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Views: 77 SILVESTROVSK\u00c9 VYD\u00c1N\u00cd  D\u00edky rozs\u00e1hl\u00e9 studii v\u011bdc\u016f z dvan\u00e1cti st\u00e1t\u016f, v\u010detn\u011b \u010cesk\u00e9 republiky, p\u0159ev\u00e1\u017en\u011b z oboru psychologie, neurologie a sexuologie vstupujeme do n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00edho roku s p\u0159evratn\u00fdm zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00edm. P\u0159\u00edmo za \u017eenskou o\u010dn\u00ed bulvou se nach\u00e1z\u00ed velice d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fd org\u00e1n. P\u0159es svou mikroskopickou velikost, je dokonce z\u00e1sadn\u011b d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fd\u2026 V b\u011b\u017en\u00e9m \u017eivot\u011b je \u017eena velice zat\u00ed\u017eena, vystavena prakticky neust\u00e1l\u00e9mu […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-telo"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t