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\u017de se je\u0161t\u011b vrac\u00edm k\u00a0t\u011bm ban\u00e1n\u016fm, ale tohle s\u00a0v\u00e1mi mus\u00edm dneska u rann\u00ed k\u00e1vy probrat. To je toti\u017e \u00fapln\u011b bo\u017e\u00ed haluz, kterou \u017eije dodnes spousta lid\u00ed. Jo, i j\u00e1. Jenom\u017ee ze zvyku. A to je kouzlo mnoha ji\u017e d\u00e1vno vyvr\u00e1cen\u00fdch m\u00fdt\u016f\u2026<\/p>\n
Ale vsad\u00edm boty, \u017ee to d\u011bl\u00e1te taky. Kdy\u017e ne v\u0161ichni, tak jist\u011b mnoz\u00ed.<\/p>\n
\u201eMichalko, tu \u0161pi\u010dku od ban\u00e1nu nejez. Tam u t\u00e9 \u0161pi\u010dky ho okusuj\u00ed hadi a je tam jed\u201c\u2026 \u0159\u00edkala mi to babi\u010dka a jak v\u00edte, vy, kdo \u010dtete Popelky pravideln\u011b, co \u0159ekla moje babi\u010dka, to se mi p\u0159\u00edmo vyr\u00fdvalo mozkov\u00e9 k\u016fry. Nav\u00edc jsem byla poprd\u011bn\u00e1 ze v\u0161eho, co je nebezpe\u010dn\u00e9, ne\u0159ku-li smrteln\u00e9 a na h\u0159bitov\u011b se mi d\u011blalo na um\u0159en\u00ed.<\/p>\n
Ban\u00e1ny m\u00e1m vyryt\u00e9 v hlav\u011b dodnes.<\/strong><\/p>\n A to tehdy byl ban\u00e1n vz\u00e1cnost a babi\u010dka velice spo\u0159iv\u00e1, jej\u00ed\u017e heslem bylo\u00a0\u201ekdo \u0161et\u0159\u00ed m\u00e1 za t\u0159i\u2026\u201c<\/em>\u00a0(moje mamka s\u00a0oblibou doplnila \u201e\u2026roky tuberu\u201c<\/em>) tak\u017ee kdy\u017e tato \u017eena, kter\u00e1 z\u00a0m\u00fdch od\u010fouban\u00fdch k\u016frek od chleba s\u00a0klidem ud\u011blala pol\u00e9vku, odlomila kus \u017evance a zahodila\u2026 bylo to v\u00e1\u017en\u00fd!<\/p>\n A\u010dkoli tou stejnou hlavou, kter\u00e1 m\u011b poka\u017ed\u00e9 p\u0159inut\u00ed tu \u0161pi\u010dku odlomit, u\u017e skute\u010dn\u011b dloooouh\u00e9 roky v\u00edm, \u017ee to je tot\u00e1ln\u00ed kravina, \u017ee had, kdy\u017e u\u017e by se tedy zbl\u00e1znil a cht\u011bl ban\u00e1na, tak d\u00edky Jacobsonovu org\u00e1nu, by hnedky poznal, \u017ee se nejedn\u00e1 o teplokrevn\u00fd ban\u00e1n a jedem by \u0161et\u0159il.<\/p>\n A i kdyby nakr\u00e1sn\u011b had m\u011bl Jacobson\u016fv org\u00e1n rozbit\u00fd, \u010dlov\u011bku by jed ani neubl\u00ed\u017eil, proto\u017ee by se mu nedostal do krve \u2026 nehled\u011b na to, \u017ee ban\u00e1n by beztak hned uhnil, prost\u011b je to blbost, v\u0161ichni to v\u00edme \u2026 ale ty babi\u010dky!<\/p>\n A tak se mus\u00edm sm\u00e1t sama sob\u011b poka\u017ed\u00e9, kdy\u017e tu \u0161pi\u010dku, kter\u00e1 je prost\u011b fakt nesympatick\u00e1, ulamuji.<\/p>\n No co u\u017e\u2026 ban\u00e1nov\u00e1 \u0161pi\u010dka nen\u00ed jedin\u00e1 haluz, kter\u00e9 se dr\u017e\u00edme.<\/strong><\/p>\n Nechod\u00edme pod \u017eeb\u0159\u00edkem, proto\u017ee by na n\u00e1s sko\u010dil duch, Z\u00a0toho v\u0161eho jsou na pravdiv\u00e9m podkladu postaveny snad jen ty kan\u00e1ly.<\/strong><\/p>\n V\u00e1\u017en\u011b\u2026<\/p>\n P\u0159echod p\u0159es ba\u017einy toti\u017e v\u00a0d\u00e1vn\u00fdch dob\u00e1ch znalo jen p\u00e1r dob\u0159e znal\u00fdch p\u0159evad\u011b\u010d\u016f. Ba\u017einy se p\u0159ech\u00e1zely po kamenech, ale jen n\u011bkter\u00e9 byly pevn\u00e9.<\/p>\n P\u0159evad\u011b\u010di o t\u011bch z\u00e1ke\u0159n\u00fdch moc dob\u0159e v\u011bd\u011bli, a tak bylo pot\u0159eba d\u011blat p\u0159esn\u011b stejn\u00e9 kroky jako p\u0159evad\u011b\u010d.<\/p>\n Jeden \u201e\u0161patn\u00fd\u201c k\u00e1men\u2026 a \u2026 kone\u010dn\u00e1.<\/strong><\/p>\n To je vlastn\u011b praz\u00e1klad dne\u0161n\u00ed pov\u011bry o \u0161lap\u00e1n\u00ed na kulat\u00e9 kan\u00e1ly s\u00a0t\u00edm, \u017ee hranat\u00e9 nevad\u00ed. Klidn\u011b to mohlo b\u00fdt i obr\u00e1cen\u011b a onu starou v\u011bc by to kop\u00edrovalo stejn\u011b.<\/p>\n Jednodu\u0161e n\u011bkter\u00fd k\u00e1men byl bezpe\u010dn\u00fd, jin\u00fd ne.<\/strong><\/p>\n V\u00a0ka\u017ed\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b u kulat\u00fdch kan\u00e1l\u016f d\u011bl\u00e1 ps\u00ed kusy na ulic\u00edch spousta lid\u00ed a je to fakt \u00fasm\u011bvn\u00e9 pozorovat, stejn\u011b, jako f\u016fra lid\u00ed odlamuje \u0161pi\u010dky od ban\u00e1na \u2026 \u00fapln\u011b zbyte\u010dn\u011b.<\/p>\n J\u00e1 mysl\u00edm, \u017ee to je ve fin\u00e1le roztomil\u00e9, \u017ee d\u011bl\u00e1me takov\u00e9 po\u0161etilosti s ban\u00e1ny, tan\u010d\u00edme kolem kan\u00e1l\u016f, pliveme kolem sebe u poh\u0159eb\u00e1k\u016f \u010di h\u00e1z\u00edme za sebe nalezenou minci… d\u011bl\u00e1 n\u00e1s to tak n\u011bjak v\u00edc lidmi.<\/strong><\/p>\n P.S. V\u00edte, \u017ee ban\u00e1nov\u00e1 slupka ponechan\u00e1 chv\u00edli ve vod\u011b z\u00a0n\u00ed vyt\u00e1hne toxiny a t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 kovy?<\/p>\n A \u017ee pom\u00e1h\u00e1 na kousance od kom\u00e1r\u016f?<\/p>\n Vesel\u00fd den a kr\u00e1sn\u00fd v\u00edkend!<\/strong><\/p>\n M\u00ed\u0161a K.<\/em><\/p>\n [sexy_author_bio]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Views: 120\u017de se je\u0161t\u011b vrac\u00edm k\u00a0t\u011bm ban\u00e1n\u016fm, ale tohle s\u00a0v\u00e1mi mus\u00edm dneska u rann\u00ed k\u00e1vy probrat. To je toti\u017e \u00fapln\u011b bo\u017e\u00ed haluz, kterou \u017eije dodnes spousta lid\u00ed. Jo, i j\u00e1. Jenom\u017ee ze zvyku. A to je kouzlo mnoha ji\u017e d\u00e1vno vyvr\u00e1cen\u00fdch m\u00fdt\u016f\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":7523,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ranni-kavy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t
\n\u2026kdy\u017e se mus\u00edme vr\u00e1tit pro n\u011bco zp\u011bt dom\u016f, mus\u00edme si tam sednout, co\u017e zmate sm\u016flu a mysl\u00ed, \u017ee jste je\u0161t\u011b nikam ne\u0161li,
\n\u2026kdy\u017e jede poh\u0159eb\u00e1k, mus\u00edme si uplivnout, i kdybychom byli pr\u00e1v\u011b \u2026 prost\u011b kdekoli,
\npak komin\u00edci, ko\u010dky, houk\u00e1n\u00ed v\u00fdr\u016f, spadl\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edbory \u2013 to je na \u010dl\u00e1nek a ten bude – \u00a0a rozhodn\u011b, rozhodn\u011b ne\u0161lapeme na kulat\u00e9 kan\u00e1ly!<\/p>\n