{"id":6944,"date":"2018-11-10T01:42:30","date_gmt":"2018-11-10T00:42:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=6944"},"modified":"2018-11-10T01:42:30","modified_gmt":"2018-11-10T00:42:30","slug":"nevestinec-s-gumackami-je-to-nevera","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/vztahy\/nevestinec-s-gumackami-je-to-nevera.html","title":{"rendered":"Nev\u011bstinec s guma\u010dkami – Je to nev\u011bra!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Tento \u010dl\u00e1nek nap\u00ed\u0161u tak, jak si to zaslou\u017e\u00ed, proto\u017ee kdy\u017e se budu v\u00a0r\u00e1mci sv\u00e9 profese te\u010f vyjad\u0159ovat profesion\u00e1ln\u011b, tak to prost\u011b nevyzn\u00ed. Nehled\u011b na to, \u017ee tohle fakt nejde, ne\u017e lidsky. Nech\u0165 mi odpust\u00ed Guth Jarkovsk\u00fd i \u00dastav pro jazyk \u010desk\u00fd.<\/p>\n

V\u00a0Nek\u00e1zance v\u00a0Praze otev\u0159eli bordel, kter\u00fd je vlastn\u011b echt vzor ctnosti, proto\u017ee gumov\u00e1, p\u0159ece nen\u00ed \u017eiv\u00e1 a slovy majitele tohoto, pro dne\u0161n\u00ed dobu nijak netypick\u00e9ho podniku, kdy\u017e chlap v\u00a0bordelu, co ani nen\u00ed bordel p\u0159epi\u017el\u00e1 \u017eenskou, co ani nen\u00ed \u017eensk\u00e1, tak to nen\u00ed nev\u011bra.<\/p>\n

Um\u011bl\u00e1 prostitutka za opravdick\u00fd prachy!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bo\u017ee, ty to vid\u00ed\u0161!<\/p>\n

Report\u00e9r se ob\u011btoval a byl tu \u201epan\u00ed\u201c vyzkou\u0161et.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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xman.cz<\/a><\/p>\n

Na tomto m\u00edst\u011b bych r\u00e1da pod\u011bkovala za report\u00e1\u017e, vskutku v\u00fd\u017eivnou, p\u0159i\u00a0\u201eahoj Rebecco\u201c<\/em>\u00a0jsem \u0159vala sm\u00edchy, a redaktorovi s\u00a0p\u0159\u00edzna\u010dn\u00fdm jm\u00e9nem Smlsal\u00a0(chud\u00e1\u010dku malej, neberte to zle, to je jako bych j\u00e1 se sv\u00fdm jm\u00e9nem \u0161la d\u011blat repku do fabriky na v\u00fdrobu p\u0159\u00edbor\u016f)<\/em>\u00a0za jeho ob\u011b\u0165, neb je v re\u00e1lu ve \u0161\u0165astn\u00e9m vztahu s\u00a0p\u0159\u00edtelem.<\/p>\n

Jist\u011b to doma vysv\u011btl\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I to, jak profesion\u00e1ln\u011b se toho um\u011bl\u00e9ho stvo\u0159en\u00ed dot\u00fdkal, hrabal j\u00ed pod podprdu, i pozn\u00e1mku o tom, \u017ee byl p\u0159ekvapen, \u201ejak je \u00fazk\u00e1\u201c.<\/p>\n

Inu, chlap\u010de, je to panna. A v\u017edycky bude \u2026 kdy\u017e ne co do zku\u0161enost\u00ed, tak rozhodn\u011b co do materi\u00e1lu.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ale j\u00e1 se v\u00a0dne\u0161n\u00edm sv\u011bt\u011b pr\u00e1v\u011b v\u016fbec ni\u010demu nediv\u00edm.<\/p>\n

Ono jsme v\u0161ichni takov\u00ed Statufilici.<\/strong>\u00a0(statufilie = sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed \u00fachylka na ne\u017eiv\u00e9 p\u0159edm\u011bty)<\/p>\n

\u017dijeme um\u011bl\u00e9 \u017eivoty na Facebooku, kam rveme jenom hezk\u00fd fotky, jsme d\u011bsn\u011b vtipn\u00ed, d\u011bsn\u011b chyt\u0159\u00ed, d\u011bsn\u011b free, a d\u011bsn\u011b happy, a\u017e je z toho ji\u017e l\u00e9ka\u0159sky pojmenovan\u00fd probl\u00e9m zvan\u00fd \u201esyndrom frustrace facebookem\u201c.<\/p>\n

Poj\u00edd\u00e1me tot\u00e1l um\u011bl\u00e9 potraviny margar\u00edny po\u010d\u00ednaje, p\u0159es miliony \u00e9\u010dek a \u010d\u00ednsk\u00fdmi pol\u00e9vkami kon\u010de, m\u00e1me um\u011bl\u00e1 prsa, um\u011bl\u00e9 vag\u00edny, um\u011bl\u00e9 rty, um\u011bl\u00e9 vlasy, \u0159asy, um\u011bl\u00e9 zuby, um\u011bl\u00e9 o\u010di, org\u00e1ny, um\u011bl\u00e9 d\u011bti, co je dosp\u011bl\u00ed voz\u00ed v ko\u010d\u00e1rku (nebo co je tak asi reborn?)\u2026<\/p>\n

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To nen\u00ed d\u00edt\u011b!!\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

\u2026politici voz\u00ed na v\u00fdlety ply\u0161ov\u00fd medv\u011bdy a vysed\u00e1vaj\u00ed s\u00a0nimi po hospod\u00e1ch, kde je krm\u00ed dr\u0161tkovou a tvo\u0159\u00ed self\u00ed\u010dka, pro jejich p\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dky, aby pak zasv\u011bcen\u011b hovo\u0159ili za pultem ke \u010dlen\u016fm vl\u00e1dy \u2026 bambul\u00e1rna hadr\u2026<\/p>\n

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\u2026my vlastn\u011b \u017eijeme sakum prdum n\u011bjakou n\u00e1hra\u017eku \u017eivota se v\u0161\u00edm, co k\u00a0tomu pat\u0159\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Tak\u017ee um\u011bl\u00e1 \u0161t\u011b\u0165ura byla jenom ot\u00e1zkou \u010dasu.<\/p>\n

Ne, j\u00e1 se sm\u011bju, fakt.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Zkou\u0161\u00edm se vn\u00e9st do hlavy dne\u0161n\u00edho chlapa, kter\u00fd vytop\u00ed dvan\u00e1ct set za to, \u017ee m\u016f\u017ee p\u016fl hodiny rajtovat po kusu napudrovan\u00fd gumy a \u0159\u00edkat j\u00ed t\u0159eba Terezko.<\/p>\n

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Fakt, \u017ee m\u00e1 v\u016fbec erekci z\u00a0toho, kdy\u017e vid\u00ed gumov\u00fd p\u0159irozen\u00ed, a kdy\u017e n\u011b\u017en\u011b \u017ei\u017el\u00e1 gumov\u00fd bradavky, aby se pak vzepjal jako divok\u00fd k\u016f\u0148 a pln orgastick\u00e9ho opojen\u00ed dokon\u010dil na tom kusu kau\u010duku skute\u010dn\u00fd sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed akt, je program, na kter\u00fd mi v hlav\u011b chyb\u00ed ovlada\u010d.<\/p>\n

Ale pokavad to tak je, tak to tedy ale JE nev\u011bra, a ne, \u017ee ne!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Proto\u017ee pokud jsou jeho pocity autentick\u00e9, pokud jeho \u201ehlavi\u010dka\u201c vn\u00edm\u00e1 ten p\u0159edm\u011bt jako \u017eenu a jako \u201e\u017eena\u201c ho taky vzru\u0161\u00ed, pokud se j\u00ed dot\u00fdk\u00e1, tak minim\u00e1ln\u011b jeho pocity jsou zcela autentick\u00e9 a pak je \u00fapln\u011b jedno, jestli je \u017eiv\u00e1, gumov\u00e1, nebo d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00e1.<\/p>\n

Je to nev\u011bra.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Nev\u011bra, jako ka\u017ed\u00e1 jin\u00e1, proto\u017ee nev\u011bra nen\u00ed jen o aktu, ale taky o emoci a tady se d\u011bje oboj\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Akor\u00e1t, \u017ee kdy\u017e tuhle frajerku pak koup\u00ed a dot\u00e1hne dom\u016f a j\u00e1 j\u00ed zcela logicky po prvn\u00ed noci, kterou d\u00edky n\u00ed str\u00e1v\u00edm u knihy, r\u00e1no rozfl\u00e1k\u00e1m na cucky, tak to fakt nebude vra\u017eda.<\/p>\n

Ta to bude, a\u017e zamorduju jeho po tom, co zjist\u00edm, \u017ee st\u00e1la pades\u00e1t litr\u016f a na m\u011b p\u0159ed t\u00edm koukal jak sula mula, \u017ee jsem protla\u010dila \u00fa\u010dtem trojku za koza\u010dky.<\/p>\n

Jo a mimochodem\u2026 co takhle gum\u00e1ky pro d\u00e1my, a\u0165 m\u00e1 lidstvo ten bordel jaksi ucelen\u00fd?<\/strong><\/p>\n

No u\u017e se vid\u00edm, jak rajtuju na gumovym pan\u00e1kovi a n\u011b\u017en\u011b mu \u0161pit\u00e1m\u00a0\u201ejsi \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd, Karle\u201c.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

To bych musela b\u00fdt fakt u\u017e magor.<\/p>\n

No ale \u2026 kdyby m\u011bl ty hezk\u00fd r\u016f\u017eov\u00fd spodky, jako redaktor\u2026kdo v\u00ed.\u00a0<\/strong>\"ROFL\"<\/p>\n

Michaela Kudl\u00e1\u010dkov\u00e1<\/em><\/p>\n

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Views: 212Tento \u010dl\u00e1nek nap\u00ed\u0161u tak, jak si to zaslou\u017e\u00ed, proto\u017ee kdy\u017e se budu v\u00a0r\u00e1mci sv\u00e9 profese te\u010f vyjad\u0159ovat profesion\u00e1ln\u011b, tak to prost\u011b nevyzn\u00ed. Nehled\u011b na to, \u017ee tohle fakt nejde, ne\u017e lidsky. Nech\u0165 mi odpust\u00ed Guth Jarkovsk\u00fd i \u00dastav pro jazyk \u010desk\u00fd.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":6949,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-vztahy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t