Proto\u017ee sliby se maj\u00ed plnit nejen o V\u00e1noc\u00edch, pln\u00edm i j\u00e1 v t\u00e9to chv\u00edli ten sv\u016fj, a vyhla\u0161uji velice recesivn\u00ed sout\u011b\u017e s velice recesivn\u00ed cenou. Vyhla\u0161uji boj o nejblb\u011bj\u0161\u00ed leto\u0161n\u00ed d\u00e1rek od kohokoli! Hlavn\u00ed cenou pro v\u00edt\u011bze bude pochopiteln\u011b, pokud to p\u016fjde, n\u011bco hodn\u011b blb\u00e9ho…<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n <\/p>\n Osobn\u011b jsem nesn\u00e1\u0161ela pod strome\u010dkem kulichy a rukavice na \u0161\u0148\u016frce, kter\u00e1 se dovedn\u011b prot\u00e1hla ruk\u00e1vy a v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b, \u017ee \u010dlov\u011bk pr\u00e1v\u011b rukavice necht\u011bl, tyto mu ladabyle plandaly a vypadal, je\u0161t\u011b nav\u00edc v tom kulichu, jako tot\u00e1ln\u00ed debil i v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b, \u017ee jeho IQ bylo srovnateln\u00e9 s duble Einsteinem.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Nev\u00edm, kde br\u00e1vala moje dobrosrde\u010dn\u00e1 babi\u010dka a r\u016fzn\u00e9 zlomysln\u00e9 tety tu inspiraci, obdarovat m\u011b ka\u017ed\u00e9 V\u00e1noce n\u011b\u010d\u00edm, co m\u011blo dvakr\u00e1t v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed bambuli, ne\u017e byla moje hlava.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Mo\u017en\u00e1 se shl\u00e9dly ve sn\u011bhul\u00e1c\u00edch, proto\u017ee p\u0159esn\u011b n\u011bco takov\u00e9ho jsem p\u0159ipom\u00ednala, jenom v p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ern\u011bj\u0161\u00ed form\u011b.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n D\u00e1le to byly vesty jejich vlastn\u00ed v\u00fdroby, upleten\u00e9 patrn\u011b z ostnat\u00e9ho dr\u00e1tu, proto\u017ee ihned po oble\u010den\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bku ohlodaly polovinu t\u011bla.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Zpravidla jsem je dost\u00e1vala v zelenkav\u00e9 barv\u011b. Perfektn\u011b tak ladily se zdravou lesn\u00ed barvou m\u00e9ho obli\u010deje.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n V dosp\u011blosti si pamatuji jeden TOP d\u00e1rek od m\u00e9ho prvn\u00edho man\u017eela.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Nebyl sice k V\u00e1noc\u016fm, ale to nevad\u00ed.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Maje t\u0159i promile, donesl mi ze sv\u00e9 pozn\u00e1vac\u00ed v\u00fdpravy za kr\u00e1sami hospod v Praze 8 a 9 ucho od p\u016fllitru se slovy, \u017ee na m\u011b celou dobu myslel.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Cht\u011bla jsem mu t\u00edm st\u0159epem nap\u0159ed otev\u0159\u00edt \u017e\u00edly, ale neud\u011blala jsem to.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Zm\u00edn\u00edm je\u0161t\u011b pro inspiraci d\u00e1rek, kter\u00fd nad\u011blila moje maminka sama sob\u011b a sv\u00e9 rodin\u011b.<\/strong><\/p>\n Jsa zcela pohlcena kr\u00e1sou Horsta „Fukse“ a teleshoppingu objednala sob\u011b mix\u00e9r, kter\u00fd um\u00ed vyrobit z dla\u017eebn\u00edch kostek v\u00e1pno.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Tento dokonal\u00fd p\u0159\u00edstroj j\u00ed m\u00e1lem zabil u\u017e na prvn\u00ed pokus.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Na druh\u00fd pokus je\u0161t\u011b vyzkou\u0161ela lux, kter\u00fd saje i bowlingov\u00e9 koule. Pot\u00e9, co se mu v re\u00e1lu nepovedlo vys\u00e1t ani t\u0159i d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00e9 kor\u00e1lky, p\u0159estala v\u011b\u0159it, \u017ee Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ek se jmenuje Horst.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n VYHLA\u0160UJI LETO\u0160N\u00cd SOUT\u011a\u017d O NEJBLB\u011aJ\u0160\u00cd D\u00c1REK!<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n M\u016f\u017eete pos\u00edlat i fotografie poda\u0159en\u00fdch dar\u016f nebo je v diskuzi pouze popsat. <\/strong><\/p>\n V\u00edt\u011bzi, kter\u00e9ho vybreme v anket\u011b b\u011bhem sout\u011b\u017ee, se pokus\u00edme nad\u011blit jako cenu tak\u00e9 n\u011bco hodn\u011b blb\u00e9ho.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n D\u00e1le bychom r\u00e1di uspo\u0159\u00e1dali n\u00e1sledn\u011b i burzu <\/strong>blb\u00fdch a nevhodn\u00fdch dar\u016f, kde bude mo\u017en\u00e9 si p\u0159edm\u011bty tak\u00e9 vym\u011b\u0148ovat.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Vesel\u00fd den!<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n M\u00ed\u0161a a redakce <\/em><\/p>\n [sexy_author_bio]<\/p>\n Views: 26 Proto\u017ee sliby se maj\u00ed plnit nejen o V\u00e1noc\u00edch, pln\u00edm i j\u00e1 v t\u00e9to chv\u00edli ten sv\u016fj, a vyhla\u0161uji velice recesivn\u00ed sout\u011b\u017e s velice recesivn\u00ed cenou. Vyhla\u0161uji boj o nejblb\u011bj\u0161\u00ed leto\u0161n\u00ed d\u00e1rek od kohokoli! Hlavn\u00ed cenou pro v\u00edt\u011bze bude pochopiteln\u011b, pokud to p\u016fjde, n\u011bco hodn\u011b blb\u00e9ho… Osobn\u011b jsem nesn\u00e1\u0161ela pod strome\u010dkem kulichy a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dum-a-byt"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t![\"8161MTg.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/text_img\/8161MTg.jpg\")
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