Odnepam\u011bti \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed lid\u00e9 \u201eto za na\u0161ich mlad\u00fdch let neb\u00fdvalo\u201c. \u0158\u00edkala to moje babi\u010dka, m\u00e1ma a j\u00e1 se taky p\u0159istihla. Zdali je generace od generace hor\u0161\u00ed, nev\u00edm. \u201eCo z t\u011bch d\u011bt\u00ed vyroste\u201c\u2026 je ot\u00e1zka. Zdali za r\u016fst n\u00e1sil\u00ed mohou po\u010d\u00edta\u010de a televize, je tak\u00e9 sporn\u00e9, proto\u017ee i bez televiz\u00ed se v\u00e1l\u010dilo a mordovalo. Asi bych to takhle nestav\u011bla. Proto\u017ee z m\u00e9 dcery by te\u010f byl masov\u00fd vrah, proti kter\u00e9mu by n\u011bmeck\u00fd G\u00fcrten byl ne\u0161kodn\u00fd introvert. Johanky generace vyrostla na slizu. My na v\u00edle Am\u00e1lce a stejn\u011b se mordujeme.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n Kdy\u017e bylo Johance deset let, dosp\u011bla jsem k z\u00e1v\u011bru, \u017ee V\u00edla Am\u00e1lka nejsp\u00ed\u0161 \u201ezmorfovala\u201c (nebo co), a stal se z n\u00ed pterodaktyl s laserem ve skafandru\u2026<\/p>\n <\/p>\n V dobr\u00e9 v\u00ed\u0159e jsem platila d\u011btsk\u00fd kan\u00e1l, kde jsem o\u010dek\u00e1vala poh\u00e1dky typu Krte\u010dek, R\u00e1kosn\u00ed\u010dek, K\u0159em\u00edlek s Vochom\u016frkou, K\u00e1\u0165a a \u0160kub\u00e1nek, Makov\u00e1 panenka. T\u011b\u0161ila jsem se, \u017ee se vr\u00e1t\u00edm i j\u00e1 na chv\u00edli do d\u011btstv\u00ed.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Po celkem kr\u00e1tk\u00e9 dob\u011b mi do\u0161lo, \u017ee bu\u010f nem\u00e1m tu spr\u00e1vnou pr\u016fpravu, nebo m\u00e1lo fetuji.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Za\u010dla jsem se o sv\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b i b\u00e1t a vzpomn\u011bla na babi\u010d\u010dinu pam\u00e1tnou univerz\u00e1ln\u00ed v\u011btu\u2026 \u201eco z n\u00ed jednou vyroste\u201c <\/em><\/p>\n Abych p\u0159e\u017eila hodinu u d\u011btsk\u00e9 televize, musela bych se vybavit pat\u0159i\u010dnou d\u00e1vkou sedativ, \u0161lehnout si, \u010dichnout a vyp\u00edt i vykou\u0159it n\u011bco zak\u00e1zan\u00e9ho.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n To proto, \u017ee sc\u00e9n\u00e1rista i v\u00fdtvarn\u00edk d\u00edla, na kter\u00e9 u vytr\u017een\u00ed z\u00edralo m\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b, to ud\u011blali tak\u00e9, a to p\u0159ed t\u00edm, ne\u017e vytvo\u0159ili po\u0159ad!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n D\u011btsk\u00e9 kan\u00e1ly jsem odhl\u00e1sila, kdy\u017e jsem jednou p\u0159ipravovala sv\u00ed\u010dkovou, zat\u00edmco Johanka ve stavu nemocn\u00fdch tr\u00e1vila cel\u00fd den u televize.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n B\u011bhem t\u0159\u00ed hodin jsem se musela n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t pod\u00edvat, jestli sleduje opravdu d\u011btsk\u00fd kan\u00e1l, proto\u017ee to, co ke mn\u011b dol\u00e9halo, mi sp\u00ed\u0161 p\u0159ipadlo jako zvuky dokumentu z druh\u00e9 sv\u011btov\u00e9 v\u00e1lky.<\/p>\n \u201eZabiju t\u011b! Zabijeme je, zabijou n\u00e1s, zabili ho… ji, je, V\u0160ECHNY!\u201c<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n \u201eMorfujeme! Ooo, bo\u017ee, um\u00edr\u00e1m, pomozte! Jsem rozdrcen\u00e1, rozpad\u00e1m se! HUR\u00c1, V\u0160ICHNI UM\u0158ELI!\u201c <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n (Hiro\u0161ima? Na d\u011btsk\u00e9 televizi??)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Pr\u016fb\u011b\u017en\u011b jsem se chodila p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dovat, jestli i obr\u00e1zky odpov\u00eddaj\u00ed tomu, co sly\u0161\u00edm, a pomalu mi doch\u00e1zela trp\u011blivost.<\/p>\n Nam\u00edsto R\u00e1kosn\u00ed\u010dka – <\/strong>Jak\u00e1si obrovsk\u00e1 zelen\u00e1 roz\u017ev\u00fdkan\u00e1 hmota odtrh\u00e1v\u00e1 kousky sv\u00e9ho rosolovit\u00e9ho t\u011bla a h\u00e1z\u00ed jimi na hranat\u00e9 postavi\u010dky, kter\u00e9 se pomalu za \u00fap\u011bn\u00ed rozpou\u0161t\u011bj\u00ed. Jin\u00e9 postavi\u010dky st\u0159\u00edl\u00ed z laserov\u00fdch zbran\u00ed po hmot\u011b. \u0158ev a st\u0159elba.<\/strong><\/p>\n Hmota se ve smrteln\u00e9 k\u0159e\u010di zm\u00edt\u00e1 na fialov\u00e9 zemi. Je\u0161t\u011b se zved\u00e1, aby se vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed rozplizla a zas\u00e1hla roztekl\u00fdm t\u011blem n\u011bkter\u00e9 postavi\u010dky s lasery. P\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed (snad) n\u011bjak\u00fd chlape\u010dek, kter\u00fd v sekund\u011b zelen\u00e1 v obli\u010deji a zvrac\u00ed. \u0158ev a st\u00e9n\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u201eJohanko, j\u00e1 to p\u0159epnu, ne?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n \u201ePros\u00edm n\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9, m\u011b to bav\u00ed!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n M\u00edsto Am\u00e1lky – <\/strong>Hol\u010di\u010dka s hlavou \u0161estkr\u00e1t v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e t\u011blo, o\u010dima n\u00e1padn\u011b p\u0159ipom\u00ednaj\u00edc\u00edma \u010dlov\u011bka sti\u017een\u00e9ho Basedowovou chorobou a \u00fasty tak ob\u0159\u00edmi, \u017ee by bez probl\u00e9mu zhltla sama sebe, st\u0159\u00edl\u00ed jak\u00e9si plivance po u\u010diteli, kter\u00fd vis\u00ed nalepen chodidly na strop\u011b. Pozd\u011bji on st\u0159\u00edl\u00ed po hol\u010di\u010dce jin\u00e9 plivance \u2013 pro zm\u011bnu modr\u00e9. \u0158ev a zvuky st\u0159elby.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u201eJohanko, to tam nen\u00ed jin\u00e1 poh\u00e1dka?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n \u201eNe \u2013 tahle je dobr\u00e1.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n M\u00edsto K\u0159em\u00edlka s Vochom\u016frkou <\/strong>\u2013 N\u011bkolik \u201elid\u00ed\u201c sk\u00e1\u010de do vzduchu a vyk\u0159ikuje n\u00e1zvy prav\u011bk\u00fdch zv\u00ed\u0159at. N\u00e1sledn\u011b proch\u00e1zej\u00ed jakousi p\u0159em\u011bnou. R\u016fznobarevn\u00e9 skafandry a zbran\u011b, kter\u00e9 doposavad nikdo nevynalezl. <\/p>\n \u201eJohanko, co to je morfovat?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n \u201eNevim, to je jedno!\u201c <\/em><\/p>\n \u201eTo nen\u00ed jedno, herdek \u2013 v\u00ed\u0161, co je \u0161avlozub\u00fd tygr?\u201c<\/em> \u201eTo je prav\u011bk\u00fd zv\u00ed\u0159e, p\u0159edch\u016fdce dne\u0161n\u00edho tygra…\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n \u201eHmm \u2013 mami, kdy\u017e je n\u011bkdo oz\u00e1\u0159enej, tak um\u0159e?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n M\u00edsto Krte\u010dka <\/strong>\u2013 Jak\u00fdsi \u017eivo\u010dich, snad bobr, vis\u00ed sv\u00e1z\u00e1n nad \u010dervenou tekutinou v jak\u00e9si laborato\u0159i. Tekutina bubl\u00e1. Mo\u017en\u00e1 jde o kyselinu. Postavi\u010dka s br\u00fdlemi\u2026 sp\u00ed\u0161e s dalekohledem upevn\u011bn\u00fdm na megao\u010d\u00edch.., jej\u00ed\u017e hlava p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 d\u00fdni, ma\u010dk\u00e1 fialov\u00fd \u010dudl\u00edk s n\u00e1pisem nebezpe\u010d\u00ed. M\u00edsto K\u00e1ti <\/strong>– Mal\u00e1 hol\u010di\u010dka vis\u00ed a k\u0159i\u010d\u00ed na jak\u00e9si k\u0159e. Nad n\u00ed chlape\u010dek s hlavou p\u0159ipom\u00ednaj\u00edc\u00ed hybrid mezi fr\u00e9zou a pulcem se hlasit\u011b sm\u011bje. Pou\u0161t\u00ed lano. Hol\u010di\u010dka se \u0159\u00edt\u00ed dol\u016f. N\u00e1hle se v\u0161e kolem m\u011bn\u00ed na horkou \u010dokol\u00e1du\u2026<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u201eA DOST!!\u201c<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n \u201eMaminko, co to d\u011bl\u00e1\u0161? Te\u010f budou str\u00e1\u017eci vesm\u00edru!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n \u201eM\u00e1\u0161 na mysli partu chovanc\u016f z Bohnic s laserov\u00fdmi zbran\u011bmi, kte\u0159\u00ed l\u00e9taj\u00ed vzduchem a st\u0159\u00edl\u00ed kolem sebe na v\u0161echno, co se h\u00fdbe? V\u00ed\u0161, co je pterodaktyl? Nebo se snad chce\u0161 koukat, kterak modror\u016f\u017eov\u00fd u\u010ditel nalepen\u00fd vedle lampy zast\u0159elil vy\u0161inutou hol\u010di\u010dku se samopalem pln\u00fdm hlen\u016f? Johanko, copak tam ned\u00e1vaj\u00ed Maxipsa F\u00edka?\u201c<\/em> M\u011bla jsem tehdy v\u00e1\u017en\u00e9 obavy, \u017ee za deset budu potk\u00e1vat ml\u00e1de\u017e s vygumovanou hlavou, kter\u00e1 bude m\u00edt v re\u00e1lu probl\u00e9m rozpoznat zebru od kovadliny.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Pro kterou bude norm\u00e1ln\u00ed rozleptat n\u011bkoho jedovat\u00fdm slizem, p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b rozst\u0159\u00edlet na ka\u0161i laserem s v\u011bdom\u00edm, \u017ee se pak stejn\u011b zm\u011bn\u00ed na jedl\u00e9 \u017eu\u017eu!<\/p>\n Nev\u00edm, jestli dnes tv\u016frci animovan\u00fdch po\u0159ad\u016f pro d\u011bti p\u0159estali u\u017e\u00edvat heroin, a ji\u017e navl\u00e9kaj\u00ed kor\u00e1lky nebo vy\u0161\u00edvaj\u00ed lidov\u00e9 motivy v r\u00e1mci terapie na uzav\u0159en\u00fdch odd\u011blen\u00edch, kde jejich tv\u016fr\u010d\u00ed nad\u00e1n\u00ed tlum\u00ed l\u00e9ky na maniodepresivn\u00ed psych\u00f3zu kombinovanou s halucinacemi, zp\u016fsoben\u00fdmi t\u011b\u017ek\u00fdm deliriem tremens.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n P\u0159estala jsem v\u00fdvoj sledovat s odhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00edm d\u011btsk\u00fdch kan\u00e1l\u016f a dosp\u00edv\u00e1n\u00edm nejmlad\u0161\u00ed dcery.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b je zaj\u00edmav\u00e9, \u017ee je to dnes vcelku inteligentn\u00ed d\u011bv\u010de, kter\u00e9 m\u00e1 bl\u00edzk\u00fd vztah p\u0159\u00edrod\u011b, m\u00e1 \u0161irok\u00fd rozhled a v\u00fdrazn\u011b hum\u00e1nn\u00ed postoj.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Tak bu\u010fto je to t\u00edm, \u017ee jsem d\u011btsk\u00fd kan\u00e1l zav\u010dasu nahradila \u010dten\u00edm poh\u00e1dek a kan\u00e1ly typu spektrum a animalplanet, nebo prost\u011b nemaj\u00ed radioaktivn\u00ed sliz\u00e1kov\u00e9 ukusuj\u00edc\u00ed \u010dty\u0159i hlavy jin\u00fdch sliz\u00e1k\u016f a v\u0161udyp\u0159\u00edtomn\u00e1 zelen\u00e1 \u017e\u00edravina na v\u00fdvoj d\u011btsk\u00e9 du\u0161e pra\u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd vliv.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Nebo jsem jenom m\u011bla, jako matka kliku.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Michaela Kudl\u00e1\u010dkov\u00e1<\/em><\/p>\n [sexy_author_bio]<\/p>\n Views: 24 Odnepam\u011bti \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed lid\u00e9 \u201eto za na\u0161ich mlad\u00fdch let neb\u00fdvalo\u201c. \u0158\u00edkala to moje babi\u010dka, m\u00e1ma a j\u00e1 se taky p\u0159istihla. 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\nZast\u0159elili \u010dlov\u011bka v p\u0159evleku krokod\u00fdla\u2026 raduj\u00ed se. Chaos. Morfujeme!!! \u0158ev a st\u0159elba.<\/strong><\/p>\n![\"16615ZGY.jpg\"](\"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/text_img\/16615ZGY.jpg\")
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\n\u201eNe.\u201c <\/em><\/p>\n
\n\u201eTy jsi zapnul autodestruk\u010dn\u00ed syst\u00e9m?“
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\n\u201eCo jsi to ud\u011blal? Zem\u0159eme tady,“ \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 postavi\u010dka vzd\u00e1len\u011b p\u0159ipom\u00ednaj\u00edc\u00ed \u017eenu. Soud\u011b jen podle sukn\u011b. Podle t\u011bla \u0161lo o harfu.<\/em>
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