{"id":6104,"date":"2011-10-11T11:26:28","date_gmt":"2011-10-11T09:26:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=6104"},"modified":"2018-10-21T11:29:03","modified_gmt":"2018-10-21T09:29:03","slug":"taky-nechapete-ty-muzske-zlozvyky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/vztahy\/taky-nechapete-ty-muzske-zlozvyky.html","title":{"rendered":"Taky nech\u00e1pete ty mu\u017esk\u00e9 zlozvyky?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Mnoho v\u011bc\u00ed na mu\u017e\u00edch prost\u011b nech\u00e1peme. Dloubaj\u00ed se v nose, obl\u00edkaj\u00ed se p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ern\u011b, hlasit\u011b \u0159\u00edhaj\u00ed a p\u0159ipad\u00e1 jim to<\/strong> \n\u00fa\u017easn\u011b mu\u017en\u00e9\u2026 M\u016f\u017eeme se spokojit s konstatov\u00e1n\u00edm, \u017ee jsou prost\u011b z jin\u00fd planety, jin\u00fd \u017eivo\u010di\u0161n\u00fd druh, nepoveden\u00fd testovac\u00ed v\u00fdrobek pana Boha nebo cokoliv dal\u0161\u00edho. M\u016f\u017eeme ale zkusit pochopit, pro\u010d tak \u0161\u00edlen\u011b jednaj\u00ed a chovaj\u00ed se je\u0161t\u011b h\u016f\u0159. Je to \u2013 jak jinak \u2013 jejich p\u0159irozenost.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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Onehd\u00e1 jsem m\u011bla na vlastn\u00ed o\u010di p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitost vid\u011bt na hlavn\u00edm n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed p\u00e1na, kter\u00fd st\u00e1l na schodech. Evidentn\u011b na<\/div>\n
n\u011bkoho \u010dekal, na per\u00f3n\u011b nikde nikdo, pozdn\u00ed ve\u010dern\u00ed, snad a\u017e no\u010dn\u00ed hodina a tlumen\u00e9 no\u010dn\u00ed sv\u011btlo mu patrn\u011b dalo pocit, \u017ee nen\u00ed vid\u011bn. S rozko\u0161\u00ed se dloubal v nose a \u017ee mu to notnou chv\u00edli zabralo.<\/div>\n
Pot\u00e9 si celou nad\u00edlku ot\u0159el o zuby,pomlaskal a jal se kr\u00e1\u010det po schodech n\u011bkam\u2026 mo\u017en\u00e1 na rande, kdov\u00ed.<\/div>\n
Mu\u017esk\u00e9 hygienick\u00e9 zlozvyky jsou obecn\u011b hor\u0161\u00ed, ale mezi mu\u017ei jsou nejen tolerov\u00e1ny, ale v bujar\u00e9m vesel\u00ed i podporov\u00e1ny. A \u017eeny se vl\u00e1\u010d\u00ed sv\u011btem s v\u011bdom\u00edm, \u017ee slu\u0161n\u00fd mu\u017e p\u0159ece V\u00cd, \u017ee slu\u0161n\u00e1 \u017eena neprd\u00ed a nesmrd\u00ed. Krknout si po pivu nen\u00ed v jej\u00edch fyzick\u00fdch sil\u00e1ch a k\u0159e\u010de v b\u0159i\u0161e nikdy nem\u016f\u017ee m\u00edt z pr\u016fjmu, n\u00fdbr\u017e pouze ze sv\u00fdch dn\u016f\u2026 A i s t\u00edm by se m\u011bla j\u00edt ulo\u017eit n\u011bkam mimo civilizaci, aby neobt\u011b\u017eovala p\u00e1ny tvorstva.<\/div>\n
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Au\u2026<\/div>\n
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Pro\u010d se mu\u017ei tak stra\u0161liv\u011b obl\u00e9kaj\u00ed!<\/strong><\/div>\n
N\u011bkdy se zd\u00e1, \u017ee n\u011bkter\u00fdm mu\u017e\u016fm absolutn\u011b nez\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed na tom, co maj\u00ed na sob\u011b. O dob\u0159e oble\u010den\u00edm mu\u017ei si \u017eena \noby\u010dejn\u011b pomysl\u00ed, \u017ee m\u00e1 asi fajn \u017eenskou s v\u00fdborn\u00fdm m\u00f3dn\u00edm vkusem. To je p\u00e1nov\u00e9\u2026.trochu tristn\u00ed, nemysl\u00edte? Ti vyveden\u011bj\u0161\u00ed maj\u00ed sklony kupovat si oble\u010den\u00ed, kter\u00fdm byste ani podlahu nevyt\u0159ela. Maj\u00ed \u00fa\u017easnou schopnost vybrat si ten zaru\u010den\u011b nejhnusn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed kus v cel\u00e9m obchod\u011b. A pak ho je\u0161t\u011b nosit a tv\u00e1\u0159i se u toho norm\u00e1ln\u011b.<\/div>\n
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Budi\u017e jim omluvou, \u017ee jim pr\u00fd p\u0159\u00edroda tuto schopnost nad\u011blila proto, aby zastra\u0161ili p\u0159\u00edpadn\u00e9 nep\u0159\u00e1tele.<\/strong><\/em><\/div>\n
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P.S.: n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed na to jdou sofistikovan\u011bji a zastra\u0161uj\u00ed t\u00edm, \u017ee zd\u016frazn\u00ed svou mu\u017enost. Ti maj\u00ed tak trochu re\u00e1lnou \u0161anci, \u017ee nebudou oble\u010deni jako ka\u0161pa\u0159i.<\/div>\n
Nakupov\u00e1n mu\u017ei nen\u00e1vid\u00ed, v dobr\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b ho dok\u00e1\u017e\u00ed bez brbl\u00e1n\u00ed sn\u00e1\u0161et maxim\u00e1ln\u011b t\u0159icet minut. Je to pr\u016fm\u011br, \nn\u011bkter\u00fd \u0148ouma to vydr\u017e\u00ed i hodinu a jin\u00fd cholerik vyp\u011bn\u00ed po p\u011bti minut\u00e1ch. Obecn\u011b jsou zhnuseni frontami p\u0159ed pokladnami a frontou naz\u00fdvaj\u00ed jednoho plat\u00edc\u00edho z\u00e1kazn\u00edka u pokladn\u00ed a druh\u00e9ho vykl\u00e1daj\u00edc\u00edho zbo\u017e\u00ed na p\u00e1s. M\u00e1-li b\u00fdt \nten dal\u0161\u00ed, vyvol\u00e1 to u v\u011bt\u0161iny mu\u017e\u016f hodn\u011b blbou n\u00e1ladu.<\/div>\n
Mu\u017ei jsou lovci, tak\u017ee pokud by zbo\u017e\u00ed b\u011bhalo nebo by ho p\u00e1nov\u00e9 sb\u00edrali p\u0159i j\u00edzd\u011b autem jako body v po\u010d\u00edta\u010dov\u00e9 h\u0159e, pak by to bylo o n\u011b\u010dem jin\u00e9m. \u017deny jsou sb\u011bra\u010dky a pro tyto nudn\u00e9 \u010dinnosti je p\u0159\u00edroda vybavila pon\u011bkud l\u00e9pe.<\/div>\n
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Pro\u010d maj\u00ed tak pitom\u00fd f\u00f3ry?<\/strong> \nMu\u017esk\u00e9 vtipy jsou v\u011bt\u0161inou sprost\u00e9. Nebo sexu\u00e1ln\u011b podbarven\u00e9. Mu\u017ei maj\u00ed r\u00e1di vtipy, kter\u00e9 stimuluj\u00ed pravou mozkovou hemisf\u00e9ru, tedy vtipy logick\u00e9, postupn\u011b graduj\u00edc\u00ed a s nep\u0159edv\u00eddateln\u00fdm koncem. \u010casto v nich figuruj\u00ed \u017eensk\u00e9 pohlavn\u00ed org\u00e1ny, sm\u011b\u0161n\u00e9 n\u00e1zvy mu\u017esk\u00fdch pohlavn\u00edch org\u00e1n\u016f a zleh\u010den\u00ed trag\u00e9di\u00ed. \u017deny zase d\u00e1vaj\u00ed p\u0159ednost \nvtip\u016fm stimuluj\u00edc\u00edm levou mozkovou hemisf\u00e9ru, vtipy o trag\u00e9di\u00edch nep\u0159ij\u00edmaj\u00ed t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 v\u016fbec a \u010dasto m\u00edsto toho zesm\u011b\u0161\u0148uj\u00ed pr\u00e1v\u011b mu\u017ee a jejich smysl pro humor.<\/div>\n
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Pro\u010d nikdy nedosp\u011bj\u00ed?<\/strong><\/div>\n
Hledaj\u00ed si man\u017eelky. Sp\u00ed\u0161 ne\u017e l\u00e1sku a souzn\u011bn\u00ed du\u0161\u00ed v\u011bt\u0161ina mu\u017e\u016f v rann\u00e9m v\u011bku hled\u00e1 \u017eenu, kter\u00e1 spoj\u00ed dv\u011b \nfunkce v jednu.<\/div>\n
Tedy o n\u011b bude nad\u00e1le pe\u010dovat jako jejich matka a nav\u00edc jim dod\u00e1 p\u0159\u00edsun pravideln\u00e9ho sexu. V\u00edc net\u0159eba.<\/div>\n
Maminky vychov\u00e1vaj\u00ed syny \u0161patn\u011b, p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 o n\u011b pe\u010duj\u00ed a v d\u016fsledku toho jsou mu\u017ei nedosp\u011bl\u00ed a neschopni se sami postarat o dom\u00e1cnost \u010di rodinu a \u010dasto by\u0165 jen p\u0159evz\u00edt finan\u010dn\u00ed odpov\u011bdnost za osud rodiny.<\/div>\n
Chcete-li ho p\u0159evychovat, co\u017e se ostatn\u011b m\u00e1lokdy poda\u0159\u00ed, chce to pevn\u00e9 nervy. Neukl\u00edzejte po n\u011bm, nechte ho nau\u010dit se va\u0159it, starat o d\u011bti a p\u0159eho\u010fte na n\u011bj v\u0161e, co neud\u011blala jeho matka.<\/div>\n
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M\u011bjte v\u0161ak na pam\u011bti, \u017ee vysava\u010d a p\u00e9\u010de o dom\u00e1cnost pro mu\u017ee p\u0159irozen\u00e1 nen\u00ed, on je lovec, pot\u0159ebuje r\u00e1no odej\u00edt, nabrat ko\u0159ist a ve\u010der se vr\u00e1tit do tepla ope\u010dovan\u00e9ho rodinn\u00e9ho krbu a nechat se h\u00fd\u010dkat\u2026.<\/div>\n
A pokud v tuhle chv\u00edli m\u00e1te pot\u0159ebu napsat cosi o tom, \u017ee \u010dl\u00e1nek je blbost a Vy m\u00e1te doma naprosto jin\u00fd exempl\u00e1\u0159 – tak ano… v\u011b\u0159\u00edm V\u00e1m… ale rad\u0161i p\u0161\u0161\u0161t… a\u0165 nerozesmutn\u00edte ty, je\u017e doma maj\u00ed zmi\u0148ovan\u00fd exempl\u00e1\u0159. Hm?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
Views: 21 Mnoho v\u011bc\u00ed na mu\u017e\u00edch prost\u011b nech\u00e1peme. Dloubaj\u00ed se v nose, obl\u00edkaj\u00ed se p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ern\u011b, hlasit\u011b \u0159\u00edhaj\u00ed a p\u0159ipad\u00e1 jim to \u00fa\u017easn\u011b mu\u017en\u00e9\u2026 M\u016f\u017eeme se spokojit s konstatov\u00e1n\u00edm, \u017ee jsou prost\u011b z jin\u00fd planety, jin\u00fd \u017eivo\u010di\u0161n\u00fd druh, nepoveden\u00fd testovac\u00ed v\u00fdrobek pana Boha nebo cokoliv dal\u0161\u00edho. M\u016f\u017eeme ale zkusit pochopit, pro\u010d tak \u0161\u00edlen\u011b jednaj\u00ed a chovaj\u00ed se […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vztahy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t
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Pro\u010d maj\u00ed tak pitom\u00fd f\u00f3ry?<\/strong>