{"id":6084,"date":"2011-12-28T10:45:36","date_gmt":"2011-12-28T09:45:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=6084"},"modified":"2018-10-20T10:46:12","modified_gmt":"2018-10-20T08:46:12","slug":"zkuste-to-s-humorem-alenko","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/vztahy\/zkuste-to-s-humorem-alenko.html","title":{"rendered":"Zkuste to s humorem, Alenko\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Views: 32<\/p><div class=\"article_text\">\n<p><strong>Tenhle z\u00e1\u017eitek mi v\u010dera p\u0159ipomn\u011bla jedna klientka. <\/strong><em>(o \u010dl\u00e1nku v\u00ed)<\/em><strong>. Chud\u011bra, byla cel\u00e1 p\u0159epadl\u00e1, proto\u017ee si pro\u0161la jedn\u00edm p\u0159\u00edpadem pravd\u011bpodobn\u00e9 nev\u011bry ve vztahu, kter\u00fd je pevn\u00fd a trv\u00e1 p\u0159es patn\u00e1ct let. Maj\u00ed se r\u00e1di, mysl\u00edm, \u017ee \u0161lo o \u00falet. A nav\u00edc to je\u0161t\u011b nen\u00ed ani \u00fapln\u011b jist\u00e9, jestli k&nbsp;tomu do\u0161lo tak, jak ona mysl\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"article_text\">\n<p>Hned mi to p\u0159ipomn\u011blo model, kter\u00fd mi vyst\u0159ihl b\u00fdval\u00fd man\u017eel ani ne dva roky po svatb\u011b. Ur\u010dit\u011b jsem to u\u017e n\u011bkdy vypr\u00e1v\u011bla, ale r\u00e1da to ud\u011bl\u00e1m znova.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hlavn\u011b je to vypr\u00e1v\u011bn\u00ed pro pan\u00ed Alenu.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201e<em>Aleno, ne v\u017edycky je nutn\u00e9 p\u00e1lit mosty. Ne v\u0161echno je v\u017edycky tak zl\u00e9. A nav\u00edc, kdo z&nbsp;n\u00e1s je bez viny?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u010cuz br\u00e1cha!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Byli jsme spolu p\u00e1r m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f, kdy\u017e musel do l\u00e1zn\u00ed. Vrcholov\u011b sportoval a dost si po \u00faderu protihr\u00e1\u010de pochroumal kr\u010dn\u00ed p\u00e1te\u0159.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Byla jsem \u010derstv\u011b zamilovan\u00e1 a n\u00e1\u0161 vztah byl zalo\u017een\u00fd hodn\u011b na humoru a vz\u00e1jemn\u00e9m pochopen\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Odj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bl nerad. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Neust\u00e1le \u0159\u00edkal, \u017ee jsem je\u0161t\u011b d\u00edt\u011b, a \u017ee by m\u011b nem\u011bl nech\u00e1vat samotnou doma\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eHumore, jsem jen o dva roky mlad\u0161\u00ed.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eAle vypad\u00e1\u0161 na t\u0159in\u00e1ct. Jsem nezodpov\u011bdnej, asi popros\u00edm m\u00e1mu, aby ti chodila vyp\u00ednat televizi po ve\u010dern\u00ed\u010dku,\u201c<\/em> la\u0161koval.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eNo, to ud\u011blej, a nebo v\u00ed\u0161 co? Nem\u011bl bys n\u011bjak\u00e9ho p\u00e1na na hl\u00edd\u00e1n\u00ed?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eJen blbni,\u201c<\/em> pravil na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed \u2013 kde\u017ee bychom vzali auto \u2013 a pl\u00ed\u017eil se s kufrem do vlaku. Hned st\u00e1hnul ok\u00e9nko a vysoukal svoji stokilovou postavu ven.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eNe, \u017ee se vr\u00e1tim a v mym \u017eupanu bude navle\u010denej \u0148\u00e1kej po\u0161\u0165\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1k!\u201c<\/em>, volal na rozlou\u010denou.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eNeboooj, koupim mu vlastn\u00ed!\u201c <\/em>oplatila jsem a tajn\u011b zatla\u010dila slzu,<em> \u201eA te\u010f zalez, nebo to t\u011blo nedostane\u0161 z toho otvoru zp\u00e1tky!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Odjel.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Bylo mi smutno.<\/p>\n<p>Mobil jsme tehdy nem\u011bli, a tak jsem \u010dekala ka\u017ed\u00fd ve\u010der u pevn\u00e9. Volal p\u0159esn\u011b na minutu. Na\u0161e hovory trvaly dlouho. Jen jeden ve\u010der vynechal.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Byl tam deset dn\u016f. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>M\u011blo to b\u00fdt dvan\u00e1ct, ale nevydr\u017eel a ukon\u010dil to d\u0159\u00edv.<\/p>\n<p>Nebudu popisovat shled\u00e1n\u00ed, proto\u017ee u\u017e tak je to na m\u011b moc romantick\u00e9. Prost\u011b jsme byli oba stra\u0161n\u011b r\u00e1di, \u017ee jsme zase spolu.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/text_img\/3184MjN.jpg\" alt=\"3184MjN.jpg\" \/>Bylo to t\u0159i dny po t\u00e9, co se vr\u00e1til z l\u00e1zn\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Poletovala jsem po byt\u011b a sb\u00edrala jsem bobky, kter\u00e9 vypad\u00e1valy dce\u0159i ze \u0161patn\u011b zav\u00e1zan\u00fdch plenkov\u00fdch kalhotek, kdy\u017e se ozval zvonek.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eDobr\u00fd den, co pro v\u00e1s m\u016f\u017eu ud\u011blat?\u201c <\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Byla hezk\u00e1, drobn\u00e1, tmavovlas\u00e1 a nesm\u00edrn\u011b slu\u0161n\u00e1. Byla mi sympatick\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eDobr\u00fd den, j\u00e1 jedu za va\u0161\u00edm bratrem. Zn\u00e1me se z l\u00e1zn\u00ed, v\u00edte? Vy m\u011b nezn\u00e1te, ale j\u00e1 v\u00e1s ano. Hodn\u011b mi o v\u00e1s vypr\u00e1v\u011bl.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Koukala jsem jako z jara.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eAha, to je zaj\u00edmav\u00e9. Poj\u010fte d\u00e1l.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201e\u0158\u00edkal, jak\u00fd m\u00e1te spolu kr\u00e1sn\u00fd vztah, jak jste vyr\u016fstali i jak v\u00e1m tragicky ode\u0161li rodi\u010de. Jste moc state\u010dn\u00e1 \u017eena\u2026\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Tak tragicky\u2026jak dojemn\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b ho zabiju, jen je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159esn\u011b nev\u00edm jak, ale m\u011blo by to b\u00fdt hodn\u011b bolestiv\u00e9, b\u011b\u017eelo mi hlavou.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201e\u2026v\u00e1\u0161 bratr je moc pr\u00edma.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eNooo, to br\u00e1cha skute\u010dn\u011b je. Mooc prima&#8230; Tak se poj\u010fte posadit. Uva\u0159\u00edm v\u00e1m k\u00e1vu. Je\u0161t\u011b se nevr\u00e1til z pr\u00e1ce. Asi jel je\u0161t\u011b na hrob rodi\u010d\u016fm. Chud\u00e1k, jezd\u00ed tam po\u0159\u00e1d, skoro ka\u017ed\u00fd den. Po\u010dk\u00e1te na n\u011bj tady, ano?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eJste moc hodn\u00e1. D\u011bkuji.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eAle to nestoj\u00ed za \u0159e\u010d. Jestli se nebudete zlobit, postar\u00e1m se te\u010f o dcerku. Jist\u011b v\u00e1m o n\u00ed bratr vypr\u00e1v\u011bl. M\u00e1m ji s jedn\u00edm kouzeln\u00edkem. Prost\u011b pak klasicky zmizel, nebo se prom\u011bnil v&nbsp;kr\u00e1l\u00edka. Rad\u011bji bych ho ale vid\u011bla jako n\u011bjak\u00e9 jate\u010dn\u00ed zv\u00ed\u0159e\u201c<\/em> vysv\u011btlila jsem a hodila v\u00fdraz al\u00e1 opu\u0161t\u011bn\u00e1, ale state\u010dn\u00e1 maminka.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Usm\u00e1la se.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eTo m\u011b moc mrz\u00ed. To mi ne\u0159\u00edkal&#8230; No, snad se brzy najde n\u011bkdo hodn\u00fd\u2026\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eTo bych moc r\u00e1da. Ale to v\u00edte, nehrnou se. Zat\u00edm mi hodn\u011b pom\u00e1h\u00e1 br\u00e1cha.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eJe to dobr\u00e1k.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eAno, to je. Dobr\u00e1k od kosti\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ty kosti mu budu ochotn\u011b l\u00e1mat. Za\u010dnu lebe\u010dn\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ozval se kl\u00ed\u010d v z\u00e1mku.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eNo vid\u00edte, u\u017e je tady!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Op\u011bt mi prob\u011bhla hlavou p\u011bkn\u00e1 p\u0159edstava, jak mu dr\u017e\u00edm hlavu v&nbsp;ruk\u00e1ch a ml\u00e1t\u00edm s n\u00ed o obrubn\u00edk.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Stoupla jsem si p\u0159\u00edmo ke dve\u0159\u00edm a sle\u010dnu nechala sed\u011bt v kuchyni.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201e\u010cau, br\u00e1cha! Si byl asi zase na h\u0159bitov\u011b, vi\u010f? No, a co kytky? Neuvadly?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eCo blbne\u0161? To je n\u011bjak\u00e1 hra? Kde je P\u00e1ja? Kdepak je ten malej uli\u010dn\u00edk, co tady \u010dek\u00e1?\u201c<\/em> povykoval.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eHele, br\u00e1cha, j\u00e1 te\u010f p\u016fjdu s malou ven a ty si vy\u0159i\u010f n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvu, jist\u011b si m\u00e1te co pov\u00eddat. Sed\u00ed v kuchyni. Ud\u011blala jsem j\u00ed \u010daj. Arzenikovej\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Vrhla jsem na n\u011bj ten nejvra\u017eedn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed pohled. Kdyby pohledy zab\u00edjely, v\u00e1lel by se te\u010f v krvi na zemi a odpad\u00e1valy z&nbsp;n\u011bho kusy masa.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eProsim t\u011b, p\u0159esta\u0148 u\u017e, ty muj cvo\u2026 \u017ee vy jste tady s&nbsp;n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvou n\u011bco chmelili? A jak\u00e1 n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bva..?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pohl\u00e9dl do kuchyn\u011b a p\u0159irostl k podlaze.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Jeho obli\u010dej p\u0159ipom\u00ednal \u010derstvou om\u00edtku. Zd\u011b\u0161en\u011b pohl\u00e9dl na m\u011b a hlasit\u011b vydechl. Pak otev\u0159el \u00fasta jako kapr. V\u017edycky m\u011b zaj\u00edmalo, jak vlastn\u011b kouk\u00e1 v\u016fl, kter\u00e9mu nadloube&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Usm\u00e1la jsem se. P\u0159i\u0161lo mi to najednou stra\u0161n\u011b vtipn\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eNo, p\u016fjdu s tou P\u00e1jou na tu proch\u00e1zku. Tak \u010dus &#8211; br\u00e1cha!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Rozd\u00fdch\u00e1vala jsem to u m\u00e1my a\u017e do ve\u010dera.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dostala jsem b\u011bhem t\u00fddne tolik kytek a d\u00e1rk\u016f, \u017ee bych si mohla otev\u0159\u00edt d\u00e1rkovou slu\u017ebu.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/text_img\/3183Yzk.jpg\" alt=\"3183Yzk.jpg\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ne\u0159ekla jsem mu jinak, ne\u017e br\u00e1cho, a to hodn\u011b dlouho.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Nev\u011bd\u011bl, jak by v\u0161echno vysv\u011btlil, aby to bylo dostate\u010dn\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Str\u00e1vil s n\u00ed ve\u010der, tan\u010dil, pov\u00eddal a sekal machra. P\u0159i\u0161lo mu pr\u00fd pitom\u00fd \u0159\u00edkat, \u017ee je \u010derstv\u00fd otec, tak si vymyslel tohle v\u0161echno. Nic s n\u00ed pr\u00fd nem\u011bl.<\/p>\n<p>No, B\u016fh su\u010f.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Hlavn\u011b netu\u0161il, \u017ee ji je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bkdy uvid\u00ed. Tak tomu bych i v\u011b\u0159ila.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tehdy jsem mu odpustila. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dnes se t\u00edm dost dob\u0159e bav\u00edm. U\u017e spolu d\u00e1vno nejsme, ale kv\u016fli t\u00e9hle nev\u011b\u0159e jsme se neroze\u0161li.<\/p>\n<p>Byla by to hloupost.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Aleno, \u010dlov\u011bk by m\u011bl dob\u0159e zva\u017eovat, kv\u016fli \u010demu je nutn\u00e9 bourat vztahy. <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Co je podstatn\u00e9 a jestli to u\u017e skute\u010dn\u011b nejde jinak. Ono jedno rozhodnut\u00ed, uskute\u010dn\u011bn\u00e9 ve chv\u00edli, kdy\u017e jsou v\u011bci hork\u00e9, m\u016f\u017ee pak t\u0159eba dost dob\u0159e zni\u010dit n\u011bco, co mohlo d\u00e1l d\u00fdchat, \u017e\u00edt a kv\u00e9st.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e1 V\u00e1s r\u00e1d. A Vy jeho.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Michaela <\/em><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>[sexy_author_bio]<\/p>\n<hr>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Views: 32 Tenhle z\u00e1\u017eitek mi v\u010dera p\u0159ipomn\u011bla jedna klientka. (o \u010dl\u00e1nku v\u00ed). Chud\u011bra, byla cel\u00e1 p\u0159epadl\u00e1, proto\u017ee si pro\u0161la jedn\u00edm p\u0159\u00edpadem pravd\u011bpodobn\u00e9 nev\u011bry ve vztahu, kter\u00fd je pevn\u00fd a trv\u00e1 p\u0159es patn\u00e1ct let. Maj\u00ed se r\u00e1di, mysl\u00edm, \u017ee \u0161lo o \u00falet. 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