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N\u00e1hoda tomu tak cht\u011bla, \u017ee jsem n\u011bjak\u00fdm nedopat\u0159en\u00edm vystudovala veterin\u00e1rn\u00ed \u0161kolu. Vlastn\u011b jsem si tenkr\u00e1t tak n\u011bjak namlouvala, jak se to ji\u017e d\u00edvk\u00e1m v\u00a0n\u00e1cti st\u00e1v\u00e1, \u017ee str\u00e1v\u00edm zbytek \u017eivota na n\u011bjak\u00e9 farm\u011b obklopena zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tky a nebudu tou\u017eit po ni\u010dem jin\u00e9m, ne\u017e po z\u00e1padu slunce z\u00edraj\u00edc z\u00a0h\u0159betu kon\u011b. V\u0161echno jinak.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Prakticky jsem ve sv\u00e9m \u017eivot\u011b hojn\u011b vyu\u017eila jen v\u0161echny znalosti z\u00a0hodin patologie, biologie a laborato\u0159\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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P\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm d\u00edky man\u017eelovi.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e jsme se sezn\u00e1mili, byl je\u0161t\u011b trochu nesv\u016fj z\u00a0filmu Pasti, pasti, pasti\u010dky, ve kter\u00e9m obratn\u00e1 veterin\u00e1\u0159ka pomstila zn\u00e1siln\u011bn\u00ed dvojn\u00e1sobnou kastrac\u00ed, na\u010de\u017e p\u00e1n\u016fm zanechala n\u00e1dob\u00ed\u010dko efektivn\u011b v\u00a0e\u0161usu na pam\u00e1tku.<\/p>\n

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Jo, um\u00edm to, ale nutno podotknout, \u017ee jsem to zat\u00edm na samci lidsk\u00e9ho jedince nikdy nepou\u017eila. Hned, co se uklidnil i man\u017eel a p\u0159estal se b\u00e1t vedle mne usnout, nau\u010dil se m\u00fdch znalost\u00ed obratn\u011b vyu\u017e\u00edvat.<\/p>\n

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Pro chronicky nemocn\u00e9ho mu\u017ee jsem v\u00a0tu chv\u00edli byla partie sn\u016f.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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J\u00e1 v\u00edm, chlapi a r\u00fdmi\u010dka\u2026on je ale nemocn\u00fd tak n\u011bjak v\u00e1\u017en\u011b. A na to se v\u00e1\u017ee spousta komplikac\u00ed, druhotn\u00fdch chorob a bol\u00edstek. Jen\u017ee t\u00edm nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edm ouvej chlapsk\u00e9ho sv\u011bta je v\u00edc ne\u017e moribundus je\u0161itnost a lenost v\u00a0t\u011bsn\u00e9m z\u00e1v\u011bsu.<\/p>\n

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Na\u010d chodit k\u00a0l\u00e9ka\u0159i, kdy\u017e m\u00e1 doma veterin\u00e1\u0159e.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Abych v\u00e1s uvedla do problematiky, jde o typick\u00e9ho chlapa, laika. Tak\u017ee se choroby vnit\u0159n\u00ed l\u00e9\u010d\u00ed brufenem, choroby vn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed voltarenem.<\/p>\n

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\u010cert vem podstatu choroby, hlavn\u011b, \u017ee je to z\u00a0l\u00e9k\u00e1rny. Kdy\u017e to nezabere, vyjev\u00ed mi sv\u00e9 pochybnosti opep\u0159en\u00e9 n\u011bjakou konspira\u010dn\u00ed teori\u00ed o v\u00fdrobc\u00edch l\u00e9\u010div nebo spiknut\u00ed b\u00edl\u00fdch pl\u00e1\u0161\u0165\u016f.<\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e jednou po bez\u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b vypatlan\u00e9 tub\u011b masti v\u00a0bolestech p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161lel, zda by ne\u0161lo n\u011bjak p\u0159etnout nerv, aby nec\u00edtil bolest, n\u011bkolika hmaty, jsem ho p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dila, \u017ee :<\/p>\n

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a) nem\u00e1m rentgen, tak\u017ee se s\u00a0t\u00edm fakt nema\u017eu,<\/strong><\/p>\n

b) m\u00e1 zlomenou kl\u00ed\u010dn\u00ed kost.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Nicm\u00e9n\u011b se sm\u00ed\u0159il s\u00a0m\u00fdmi veterin\u00e1rn\u00edmi znalostmi, jeliko\u017e mu n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t u\u0161et\u0159ily cestu k\u00a0l\u00e9ka\u0159i. P\u00e1rkr\u00e1t remcal a tajn\u011b vyhledal doktora, p\u0159ed kter\u00fdm mne n\u00e1sledn\u011b na o\u0161et\u0159ovn\u011b pomlouval.<\/p>\n

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V\u011bt\u0161inou v\u0161ak narazil a m\u00e9 postupy byly ozna\u010deny\u00a0 v\u00a0dom\u00e1c\u00edm prost\u0159ed\u00ed sice za neobvykl\u00e9, zato v\u0161ak \u00fa\u010dinn\u00e9 a tak byl zase klid.<\/p>\n

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Ned\u00e1vno se zase sh\u00e1n\u011bl po voltarenu.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u201eCopak, zase si p\u0159ele\u017eel krk?\u201c<\/em> kontruji.<\/p>\n

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\u201eAle ne, n\u011bkde jsem se pra\u0161til do lokte,\u201c<\/em> na to jsem se oto\u010dila, aby mne obla\u017eil pohledem na n\u011bco o velikosti kokosov\u00e9ho o\u0159echu a barvy rudo fialov\u00e9.<\/p>\n

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\u201eA kdy se ti to asi stalo?\u201c <\/em>bylo mi jasn\u00e9, \u017ee za odpoledne nic takov\u00e9ho nenaroste.<\/p>\n

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\u201eNo, j\u00e1 ti ani nev\u00edm, jenom to trochu bol\u00ed\u2026teda vlastn\u011b dost a u\u017e asi t\u0159i dny nem\u016f\u017eu ten loket ohnout.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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Prost\u011b \u00fapln\u00e1 mali\u010dkost, kdy\u017e prav\u00e1k zchromne na pravou ruku, \u017ee jo M\u00ed\u0161o,<\/p>\n

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Jeden by si ani nev\u0161iml, kdy se to stalo.<\/p>\n

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Okam\u017eit\u011b jsem \u0161la pro desinfekci a jehlu.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u201eTo n\u00e9, to sta\u010d\u00ed namazat a bude to dobr\u00fd.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u201eAha, tak\u017ee tv\u016fj loket nabral barev a rozm\u011br n\u011b\u010deho mimozemsk\u00e9ho, hroz\u00ed, \u017ee ka\u017edou chv\u00edli exploduje, ale v\u00a0podstat\u011b je to namo\u017een\u00e9 \u2026asi od kl\u00e1vesnice. Pros\u00edmt\u011b bu\u010f chlap alespo\u0148 p\u0159ed t\u011bmi d\u011btmi. Jak je m\u00e1m dostat na zuba\u0159sk\u00e9 k\u0159eslo nebo na preventivn\u00ed prohl\u00eddku, kdy\u017e jim d\u00e1v\u00e1\u0161 takov\u00fdhle p\u0159\u00edklad.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u201eNo tak jo, ale po\u010dkej, je\u0161t\u011b si p\u0159epnu televizi, co kdyby to po tob\u011b u\u017e ne\u0161lo nikdy\u2026\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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Ot\u0159ela jsem celou bouli.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Bylo jasn\u00e9, \u017ee pod k\u016f\u017e\u00ed v\u00a0bl\u00edzkosti kloubu je p\u011bkn\u011b macat\u00fd absces. Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed ji\u017e m\u011bl vytvo\u0159en\u00fd jak\u00fds tak\u00fds p\u00ed\u0161t\u011bl, tedy cesti\u010dku, kudy se hnis hodlal vytla\u010dit ven a tak jsem to m\u011bla jednodu\u0161\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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\u201eJ\u00e9, tat\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed, kudy to pivo pije\u0161, kdy\u017e ti te\u010de rukou ven?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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Po n\u011bkolika dnech p\u00e9\u010de a dojen\u00ed abscesu jsem byla na\u0159\u010dena, \u017ee se v\u00a0tom vy\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b se n\u00e1m poda\u0159ilo loket zmen\u0161it tak, \u017ee se za\u010dal podobat tomu druh\u00e9mu a kupodivu se do n\u011bho vr\u00e1tila hybnost a bolest ustoupila.<\/p>\n

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Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed m\u00e1m ze v\u0161ech na\u0161ich rodinn\u00fdch l\u00e9ka\u0159sk\u00fdch epizod tak vybavenou l\u00e9k\u00e1rni\u010dku, \u017ee mi mnohdy nen\u00ed n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvy l\u00e9ka\u0159e \u010di l\u00e9k\u00e1rny pot\u0159eba.<\/p>\n

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Jeden omyl a na druh\u00fd pokus jsme vyna\u0161li i spr\u00e1vn\u00fd medikament, kter\u00fd navracel man\u017eelovu lokti podobu anatomicky p\u0159ijatelnou.<\/p>\n

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A\u017e jednoho dne p\u0159i\u0161el s\u00a0nov\u00fdm b\u00edl\u00fdm obvazem a smrd\u011bl vi\u0161\u0148\u00e1kem.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Op\u011bt mne zradil a \u0161el za prof\u00edkem. J\u00e1 v\u00e1m nev\u00edm, m\u00e1me spolu t\u0159i d\u011bti, 13 let spole\u010dn\u00fdch vzpom\u00ednek a p\u0159esto st\u00e1le n\u011bkde po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1 s\u00a0t\u00edm, \u017ee se t\u011b\u0161\u00edm, a\u017e ve\u010der zmo\u017een usne a j\u00e1 mu budu moci n\u011bco amputovat.<\/p>\n

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\u201eCopak ti pan doktor pov\u00eddal?\u201c <\/em>neodpustila jsem si j\u00edzliv\u00fd t\u00f3n.<\/p>\n

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\u201eNo, \u017ee dobr\u00fd, \u017ee a\u017e bude\u0161 na dovolen\u00fd, tak m\u00e1m chodit na p\u0159evazy klidn\u011b k\u00a0n\u011bmu.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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Chlap-du\u0161\u00ed pra\u010dlov\u011bk-neust\u00e1le chce, aby mu \u017eenu\u0161ka opra\u0161ovala rodinn\u00fd krb a pe\u010dovala o n\u011bj v\u0161emi dostupn\u00fdmi prost\u0159edky. Pokud dostane nadstandard, chv\u00edli dr\u017e\u00ed, pak pojme podez\u0159en\u00ed a nakonec vyhled\u00e1 odborn\u00edka.<\/p>\n

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Mozek hladov\u00ed a pot\u0159ebuje n\u011bjakou potravu, jistotu.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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V\u011b\u0159it \u017een\u011b je instinkt a hazard, co\u017e nepat\u0159\u00ed do b\u011b\u017en\u00e9ho \u017eivota, ale \u010dist\u011b do oblasti her a volno\u010dasov\u00fdch aktivit.<\/p>\n

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Nab\u00edzej\u00ed se mi dv\u011b \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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To prvn\u00ed spo\u010d\u00edv\u00e1 v\u00a0kopii zdravotnick\u00e9ho syst\u00e9mu. Nadstandard ozna\u010d\u00edme za t\u011b\u017eko definovateln\u00fd a jeho poskytov\u00e1n\u00ed ukon\u010d\u00edme, aby nedo\u0161lo k\u00a0zmaten\u00ed syst\u00e9mu.<\/p>\n

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V\u00a0druh\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b standard definujeme v\u00a0okruhu z\u00e1kladn\u00edch oblast\u00ed, aby tak v\u0161echno ostatn\u00ed vypadalo jako bonus nav\u00edc.<\/p>\n

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Mu\u017e tak v\u00a0lep\u0161\u00edm p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b za\u010dne doch\u00e1zet na tepl\u00e9 ve\u010de\u0159e k\u00a0mamince, nebo k\u00a0n\u00ed vodit d\u011bti na v\u00edkend, aby z\u00edskal stanovisko odborn\u00edka na tyto v\u011bci vzat\u00e9ho.<\/p>\n

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Mil\u00e9 d\u00e1my, na rozd\u00edl od \u010desk\u00e9ho zdravotnictv\u00ed, nem\u016f\u017eeme nic ztratit.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Views: 47 N\u00e1hoda tomu tak cht\u011bla, \u017ee jsem n\u011bjak\u00fdm nedopat\u0159en\u00edm vystudovala veterin\u00e1rn\u00ed \u0161kolu. Vlastn\u011b jsem si tenkr\u00e1t tak n\u011bjak namlouvala, jak se to ji\u017e d\u00edvk\u00e1m v\u00a0n\u00e1cti st\u00e1v\u00e1, \u017ee str\u00e1v\u00edm zbytek \u017eivota na n\u011bjak\u00e9 farm\u011b obklopena zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tky a nebudu tou\u017eit po ni\u010dem jin\u00e9m, ne\u017e po z\u00e1padu slunce z\u00edraj\u00edc z\u00a0h\u0159betu kon\u011b. V\u0161echno jinak.\u00a0   Prakticky jsem ve […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":20846,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-vztahy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t