{"id":5965,"date":"2014-06-24T10:53:58","date_gmt":"2014-06-24T08:53:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=5965"},"modified":"2023-02-08T18:08:09","modified_gmt":"2023-02-08T17:08:09","slug":"skrivanci-pisen-vs-sovi-houkani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/vztahy\/skrivanci-pisen-vs-sovi-houkani.html","title":{"rendered":"Sk\u0159iv\u00e1n\u010d\u00ed p\u00edse\u0148 vs sov\u00ed houk\u00e1n\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Ur\u010dit\u011b jste ji\u017e sly\u0161eli o typologii rozd\u011bluj\u00edc\u00ed lidi na sk\u0159ivany a sovy. Dokonce jsem \u010detla n\u011bkolik srdcervouc\u00edch p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh\u016f o naru\u0161en\u00e9m sexu\u00e1ln\u00edm \u017eivot\u011b, proto\u017ee \u017eena chod\u00ed sp\u00e1t se slepicemi a mu\u017e nejrad\u011bji ve t\u0159i r\u00e1no. Ale uzn\u00e1v\u00e1m, \u017ee zdrojem t\u011bchto p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh\u016f byly pl\u00e1tky, v\u00a0nich\u017e v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed hodnotu m\u011bly lu\u0161\u0165ovky a televizn\u00ed program.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\"skrivanci<\/a>

skrivanci pisen<\/p><\/div>\n

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Nicm\u00e9n\u011b je faktem, \u017ee n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed z\u00a0n\u00e1s teprve se z\u00e1padem slunce o\u017e\u00edvaj\u00ed, ani\u017e by museli p\u00edt komukoliv krev. V\u011bt\u0161inou je krev pita naopak jim a to prot\u011bj\u0161kem, kter\u00fd s\u00a0naprosto sadistickou radost\u00ed vst\u00e1v\u00e1 hned za kurop\u011bn\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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J\u00e1 jsem sk\u0159ivan a mu\u017e sova.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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B\u011bhem let se n\u00e1\u0161 sp\u00e1nkov\u00fd re\u017eim rozhodn\u011b nep\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017eil jak\u00e9mukoliv kompromisu. Naopak si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee s\u00a0p\u0159ib\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00edmi povinnostmi nebo v\u00a0pracovn\u011b n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm obdob\u00ed se dokonce dostal do extr\u00e9mu.<\/p>\n

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Mu\u017e vypad\u00e1 v\u011bt\u0161inu pracovn\u00ed doby jako p\u0159ejet\u00e1 \u017eelva.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ob\u010das se mi zd\u00e1, \u017ee vydojit z\u00a0n\u011bj n\u011bjak\u00e9 v\u00fdsledky je t\u011b\u017e\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e kut\u00e1let trabanta do kopce. Ov\u0161em kolem \u010dtvrt\u00e9 p\u00e1t\u00e9 odpoledne se v\u00a0n\u011bm probouz\u00ed doslova zam\u011bstnanec m\u011bs\u00edce a b\u011bhem chvilky st\u00edh\u00e1 to, o \u010dem cel\u00fd den pouze plan\u011b mluvil. Doma zvl\u00e1dne sledovat televizi nebo pracovat na po\u010d\u00edta\u010di dlouho do noci.<\/p>\n

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V\u00ed, co to je prospat ned\u011bln\u00ed r\u00e1no a le\u017eet v\u00a0posteli do odpoledne.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Pokud bych ho m\u011bla vzbudit v\u00a0n\u011bjakou d\u0159\u00edv\u011bj\u0161\u00ed dobu, garantuji v\u00e1m, \u017ee otev\u0159\u00edt hrobku a k\u0159\u00edsit mrtv\u00e9 je snaz\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e vzbudit sp\u00edc\u00ed nefal\u0161ovanou sovu. Zat\u00edmco zbytek rodiny sn\u00edd\u00e1, on usne hned, jak vypadnu z\u00a0lo\u017enice a p\u0159estanu s\u00a0o\u017eivovac\u00edmi pokusy. Dokonce mu p\u0159edkl\u00e1d\u00e1m skute\u010dn\u011b p\u00e1dn\u00e9 argumenty, pro\u010d mus\u00ed vst\u00e1t.<\/p>\n

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M\u00e1 to opa\u010dn\u00fd efekt a znechucen\u011b se zavrt\u00e1 hloub do deky.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Sn\u00eddan\u011b mu nic ne\u0159\u00edk\u00e1 a startuje se silnou k\u00e1vou teprve, kdy\u017e uv\u011b\u0159\u00ed, \u017ee skute\u010dn\u011b vstal. I p\u0159esto nen\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b zcela p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den, \u017ee se takov\u00e9 nehor\u00e1znosti v\u00a0dopoledn\u00edch hodin\u00e1ch dopustil. J\u00edt do politiky, prosad\u00ed v\u00a0programov\u00e9m prohl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed pr\u00e1vn\u00ed postihy za pr\u00e1ci v\u00a0rann\u00edch hodin\u00e1ch a nab\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed k\u00a0v\u010dasn\u00e9mu vst\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Jsem sk\u0159ivan.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Nejrad\u011bji vst\u00e1v\u00e1m p\u0159ed p\u00e1tou. Bud\u00edk nepot\u0159ebuji, sta\u010d\u00ed, \u017ee je venku sv\u011btlo. Po otev\u0159en\u00ed o\u010d\u00ed ihned vst\u00e1v\u00e1m. Pro del\u0161\u00ed zevlov\u00e1n\u00ed v\u00a0pe\u0159in\u00e1ch nevid\u00edm d\u016fvod. Je to divn\u00e9 b\u00fdt bd\u011bl\u00e1 a le\u017eet. Nejsem nemocn\u00e1. Zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 o v\u00edkendu. Nen\u00ed nad to si hned za \u00fasvitu dob\u011bhnout k\u00a0plechov\u00e9 kr\u00e1v\u011b pro \u010derstv\u00e9 ml\u00e9ko a vychutnat si kakao dokud cel\u00fd d\u016fm sp\u00ed a nikdo neru\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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\"sovi<\/a>

sovi houkani<\/p><\/div>\n

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Vychutn\u00e1m si i sn\u00eddani.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Nevad\u00ed mi ani sbalit se a jet do pr\u00e1ce daleko p\u0159ed za\u010d\u00e1tkem pracovn\u00ed doby. M\u00e1m po r\u00e1nu el\u00e1nu na rozd\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed a mak\u00e1m za t\u0159i. Nalajnuji si, co v\u0161echno mus\u00edm stihnout a v\u011bt\u0161inou to stihnu za dopoledne.<\/p>\n

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Mus\u00edm.<\/p>\n

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Odpoledne jsem toti\u017e jak pi\u0161kot vym\u00e1chan\u00fd v\u00a0\u010daji.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Sta\u010d\u00ed mne jen polo\u017eit na tvrdou podlo\u017eku, abych se nerozplizla do ztracena. Pokud na mne v\u00a0podve\u010der nikdo p\u011bt minut nemluv\u00ed, usnu. Nevad\u00ed mi si j\u00edt lehnout hned po zpr\u00e1v\u00e1ch. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00fd z\u00a0hlavn\u00edch po\u0159adu v\u00a0televizi nevid\u00edm do konce.\u00a0 Tou\u017e\u00edm v\u00edc po sp\u00e1nku ne\u017e po point\u011b filmu. Ano, mo\u017en\u00e1 je je\u0161t\u011b venku sv\u011btlo, ale kdy\u017e zav\u0159u o\u010di, ani to nen\u00ed poznat. Letn\u00ed noci jsou kr\u00e1sn\u00e9, letn\u00ed r\u00e1na je\u0161t\u011b hez\u010d\u00ed. V\u0161ude je klid, von\u00ed rosa, tr\u00e1va, slunce se teprve klube, kostky je\u0161t\u011b nejsou vr\u017eeny. U\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m si r\u00e1na.<\/p>\n

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Jeliko\u017e ani jeden z\u00a0n\u00e1s nem\u00e1 zvyk b\u011bhem sexu sp\u00e1t, partnersk\u00fd \u017eivot n\u00e1m to zat\u00edm nijak nenaru\u0161ilo.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ch\u00e1pu, \u017ee sov\u011b \u010dechr\u00e1 pe\u0159\u00ed, pokud r\u00e1no \u0161m\u00e1tr\u00e1m hrnec, abych sva\u0159ila ml\u00e9ko, nebo pokud se rozhodnu pro n\u011bjakou jinou hlu\u010dnou \u010dinnost v\u00a0kuchyni. Nem\u00e1m pot\u00ed\u017e t\u0159eba up\u00e9ct \u010derstvou buchtu k\u00a0sn\u00eddani, zava\u0159it okurky nebo po tom v\u0161em um\u00fdt n\u00e1dob\u00ed a nachystat sn\u00eddani na vidli\u010dku.<\/p>\n

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Chod\u00edme alespo\u0148 sp\u00e1t spolu.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Tedy lehneme si spolu. On kouk\u00e1 do noci na televizi. J\u00e1 si otev\u0159u kn\u00ed\u017eku, abych na druh\u00e9 maxim\u00e1ln\u011b t\u0159et\u00ed stran\u011b padla hlavou mezi p\u00edsmena. T\u011b\u017eko soudit, jak\u00fd m\u00e1 vliv na partnersk\u00fd \u017eivot kombinace sk\u0159ivana a sovy, ale jako barometr to funguje skv\u011ble.<\/p>\n

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Brzy r\u00e1no zachr\u00e1n\u00edm z\u00a0postele ovlada\u010d.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Hroz\u00ed, \u017ee ho rozlehne, a\u017e sebou mrskne na druhou stranu, kdy\u017e zachrast\u00edm v\u00a0kuchyni pikslou na k\u00e1vu. Mu\u017e zase ka\u017ed\u00fd ve\u010der vyt\u00e1hne z\u00a0pod m\u00e9 hlavy knihu, abych nem\u011bla r\u00e1no tiska\u0159skou \u010dern\u00ed pok\u00e9rovan\u00fd obli\u010dej.<\/p>\n

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R\u00e1no mu ud\u011bl\u00e1m m\u00edchan\u00e1 vaj\u00ed\u010dka a \u010dernou k\u00e1vu, aby v\u0161echno stihl a ne\u0161el z\u00a0domu nala\u010dno, kdy\u017e vst\u00e1v\u00e1 na posledn\u00ed chv\u00edli.<\/p>\n

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To ve\u010der man\u017eel je\u0161t\u011b koukne do pracovn\u00ed po\u0161ty a p\u0159iprav\u00ed mi v\u011bci na druh\u00fd den, abych je r\u00e1no nemusela hledat.<\/p>\n

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Dokud tohle funguje, tak m\u016f\u017eem klidn\u011b jako sm\u00ed\u0161en\u00e9 hejno plachtit d\u00e1l.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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