Kluci jsou bordel\u00e1\u0159i, hol\u010di\u010dky panenky z\u00a0porcel\u00e1nu. Zat\u00edmco kluci si lehnou v\u00a0tom, v\u00a0\u010dem venku cel\u00fd den b\u011bhaj\u00ed, hol\u010di\u010dky se fint\u00ed a par\u00e1d\u00ed a spr\u00e1vn\u011b vy\u010desan\u00fd cul\u00edk b\u00fdv\u00e1 velmi brzy hlavn\u00ed ot\u00e1zkou cel\u00e9ho dne. Vezeme se v\u00a0tom s\u00a0nimi, proto\u017ee to, co pova\u017eujeme u na\u0161ich syn\u016f za nedbalou eleganci v\u00a0uspo\u0159\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed bytu, d\u011bl\u00e1 z\u00a0dcer bordel\u00e1\u0159ky a v\u00a0na\u0161ich o\u010d\u00edch neprovdateln\u00e9 star\u00e9 panny. Celkem za\u017eit\u00e9 a funk\u010dn\u00ed kli\u0161\u00e9.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n Nic proti n\u011bmu nem\u00e1m.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Chlap zkr\u00e1tka pot\u0159ebuje sv\u016fj provozn\u00ed nepo\u0159\u00e1dek a my zas rad\u0161i v\u00e1zi\u010dky, kyti\u010dky, pol\u0161t\u00e1\u0159ky a pi\u010difuk s\u00a0v\u016fn\u00ed levandule. Naru\u0161en\u00ed zajet\u00e9ho b\u00fdv\u00e1 bolestiv\u00e9.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Nap\u0159\u00edklad moje dcera.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n I \u0161koln\u00edk se boj\u00ed otev\u0159\u00edt jej\u00ed \u0161koln\u00ed sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148ku v\u00a0\u0161atn\u011b. Na konci \u0161koln\u00edho roku d\u011bti prchaly ze \u0161koly s\u00a0vysv\u011bd\u010den\u00edm. M\u00e1 dcera nesla \u010dty\u0159i ta\u0161ky s\u00a0v\u011bcmi. Kone\u010dn\u011b jsem na\u0161la chyb\u011bj\u00edc\u00ed rukavice, mikiny, svetry a dokonce jsme na\u0161li brusle.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n To je fajn takhle p\u0159ed l\u00e9tem.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Letos jsem se pou\u010dila a pod velmi nevyb\u00edravou pohr\u016f\u017ekou jsem ji donutila vyklidit sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148ku ji\u017e v\u00a0dubnu.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u201eMami, dokonce jsem zjistila co to tam tak d\u011bsn\u011b smrd\u00ed\u2026. Tedy j\u00e1 to v\u011bd\u011bla, ale kone\u010dn\u011b jsem to vyhodila,\u201c<\/em> hl\u00e1sila nad\u0161en\u011b, kdy\u017e t\u00e1hla ze \u0161koly prvn\u00ed pytel v\u011bc\u00ed.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Den po dni nosila v\u017edy po jedn\u00e9 ta\u0161ce.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Nech\u00e1pu, kam si d\u00e1v\u00e1 aktovku. \u0160koln\u00ed sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148ka nem\u016f\u017ee obs\u00e1hnout celou jej\u00ed garderobu, botn\u00edk a cokoli dal\u0161\u00edho by\u0165 by to byl jenom pytel na cvi\u010dky.\u00a0 Ale je fajn, \u017ee v\u00a0dubnu donesla dom\u016f kone\u010dn\u011b i dvoje koza\u010dky a n\u011bkolik svetr\u016f. Zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165, kdy\u017e v\u011bt\u0161ina z\u00a0nich pat\u0159\u00ed mn\u011b.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u0160koln\u00ed sk\u0159\u00ed\u0148 je ov\u0161em plechov\u00e1, tedy omyvateln\u00e1 a desinfikovateln\u00e1.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Tenhle fakt mne zcela uklid\u0148uje. Jen\u017ee dce\u0159i se za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 dmout tri\u010dko a brzy asi dostane\u2026.kabelku.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n I \u017eeny, kter\u00e9 doma dvakr\u00e1t denn\u011b luxuj\u00ed a ko\u0159enky rovnaj\u00ed podle abecedy, maj\u00ed v\u00a0kabelce skl\u00e1dku. My u\u017e to tak prost\u011b m\u00e1me. Spole\u010densk\u00fdm kli\u0161\u00e9 jsme ta po\u0159\u00e1dkumilovn\u00e1 polovi\u010dka na\u0161ich mu\u017e\u016f. Jsme to my, kter\u00e9 se vyskytujeme nej\u010dast\u011bji s\u00a0prachovkou \u010di luxem v\u00a0ruce a pohor\u0161en\u011b komentujeme neandert\u00e1lsk\u00e9 n\u00e1vyky a zlozvyky na\u0161ich mu\u017e\u016f.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Nu co\u017e, kabelka je na\u0161e soukrom\u00ed, nikdo by n\u00e1m do n\u00ed nem\u011bl nahl\u00ed\u017eet nebo se v\u00a0n\u00ed hrabat.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n A tak \u010dasto organizace tohoto m\u00f3dn\u00edho a praktick\u00e9ho dopl\u0148ku prozrad\u00ed na n\u00e1s v\u00edc, ne\u017e sed\u00e1nek u psychiatra na gau\u010di.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u0158\u00edk\u00e1 se, \u017ee po\u0159\u00e1dek \u010di nepo\u0159\u00e1dek v\u00a0kabelce odr\u00e1\u017e\u00ed to, co nos\u00edme v\u00a0hlav\u011b.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Tento p\u0159\u00edm\u011br mi nejde pod nos.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n To nen\u00ed jako chrstnout l\u00f3gr na pod\u0161\u00e1lek a v\u011b\u0161tit v\u011bci p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed. M\u00e1m v\u00a0kabelce krom pen\u011b\u017eenky a mobilu tak\u00e9 svinovac\u00ed metr, k\u0159\u00ed\u017eov\u00fd \u0161roubov\u00e1k, h\u0159bitovn\u00ed sv\u00ed\u010dku, syn\u016fv zub, cibule me\u010d\u00edk\u016f, tu\u017ekov\u00e9 baterie, mini so\u0161ku hrocha a p\u00e9ro z\u00a0k\u00e1n\u011bte. No jestli z\u00a0tohohle n\u011bkdo vylu\u0161t\u00ed, co m\u00e1m v\u00a0hlav\u011b, tak jsem medv\u00eddek m\u00fdval.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Zkr\u00e1tka jako psychoanal\u00fdzu bych kabelku v\u00a0potaz nebrala.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Pr\u00fd po\u0159\u00e1dek v\u00a0kabelce odr\u00e1\u017e\u00ed po\u0159\u00e1dek v\u00a0na\u0161em \u017eivot\u011b, vztaz\u00edch a financ\u00edch.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Kdyby m\u00e9 konto bylo nacpan\u00e9 jako m\u00e1 kabelka, asi by nepoch\u00e1zela z\u00a0tr\u017enice.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Kdy\u017e j\u00ed m\u011bn\u00edm, v\u011bci z\u00a0jedn\u00e9 do druh\u00e9 nep\u0159end\u00e1v\u00e1m, n\u00fdbr\u017e p\u0159esyp\u00e1v\u00e1m. Vsad\u00edm se, \u017ee McGyver by jej\u00edm obsahem dok\u00e1zal zlikvidovat opanc\u00e9\u0159ovan\u00fd v\u016fz nebo minim\u00e1ln\u011b teroristickou bu\u0148ku.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n J\u00e1 v\u00a0n\u00ed kolikr\u00e1t nenajdu ani kl\u00ed\u010de nebo zvon\u00edc\u00ed mobil.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Zato do n\u00ed nacpu v\u0161echno, i men\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1kup na v\u00edkend, synovo py\u017eamko do \u0161kolky a dce\u0159inu chovnou stanici \u017e\u00ed\u017eal na biologii.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n N\u011bjak\u00fd \u0161ikovn\u00fd vrtohlav by z\u00a0toho mo\u017en\u00e1 dok\u00e1zal poskl\u00e1dat mozaiku m\u00e9ho \u017eivota. M\u016fj mu\u017e varov\u00e1n\u00ed v\u00a0podob\u011b pohledu do \u00fatrob kabelky nedostal.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Tenkr\u00e1t jsem nosila v\u011bci po kaps\u00e1ch a kabelku pova\u017eovala za dopln\u011bk d\u016fchodky\u0148 a prvorepublikov\u00fdch celebrit.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Na rozd\u00edl od sk\u0159\u00edn\u011b m\u00e9 dcery mi v\u00a0n\u00ed ov\u0161em nic neplesniv\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Zkr\u00e1tka je to na\u0161e temn\u00e1 komnata. M\u016f\u017ee na n\u00e1s prozradit, zda jsme pedantsk\u00e1 star\u00e1 panna nebo afektovan\u00e1 bordel\u00e1\u0159ka. Na prvn\u00edm rande nebo na posledn\u00edm rozlou\u010den\u00ed by se asi na\u0161i partne\u0159i dost divili, co ve skute\u010dnosti na\u0161e kabelky ukr\u00fdvaj\u00ed.<\/p>\n Co sebou vl\u00e1\u010d\u00edme. Kolikr\u00e1t se v\u00edc proh\u00fdb\u00e1me pod sikovkami v\u00a0birkince ne\u017e pod t\u00edhou \u017eivotn\u00edho \u00fad\u011blu.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n V\u00edc ne\u017e jak se vyznat ve vlastn\u00ed hlav\u011b, porad\u00ed kabelka, jak se vyznat v\u00a0partnersk\u00e9m vztahu.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Kdyby se v\u00e1s n\u00e1hodou sna\u017eila nov\u00e1 zn\u00e1most otipovat pr\u00e1v\u011b dle obsahu kabelky, noste tam pro jistotu has\u00e1k. Proto\u017ee chlap, co n\u00e1m leze do kabelky, si zaslou\u017e\u00ed kabelkou po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b p\u0159et\u00e1hnout.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n No a co, \u017ee tam m\u00e1me \u010durbes.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Po\u0159\u00e1d lep\u0161\u00ed m\u00edt v\u00a0kabelce vete\u0161nictv\u00ed, ne\u017e t\u00fdden no\u0161en\u00e9 pono\u017eky op\u0159\u00edt do kouta se slovy:<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u201cTo je dobr\u00fd, to do r\u00e1na vyv\u011btr\u00e1 a v\u00a0ned\u011bli ti je hod\u00edm do pra\u010dky.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n ToraToraTora<\/em><\/p>\n [sexy_author_bio]<\/p>\n Views: 49 Kluci jsou bordel\u00e1\u0159i, hol\u010di\u010dky panenky z\u00a0porcel\u00e1nu. Zat\u00edmco kluci si lehnou v\u00a0tom, v\u00a0\u010dem venku cel\u00fd den b\u011bhaj\u00ed, hol\u010di\u010dky se fint\u00ed a par\u00e1d\u00ed a spr\u00e1vn\u011b vy\u010desan\u00fd cul\u00edk b\u00fdv\u00e1 velmi brzy hlavn\u00ed ot\u00e1zkou cel\u00e9ho dne. 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