{"id":5854,"date":"2015-03-02T10:36:53","date_gmt":"2015-03-02T09:36:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=5854"},"modified":"2018-10-14T10:37:36","modified_gmt":"2018-10-14T08:37:36","slug":"k-ranni-kave-chcete-muze-snu-poridte-si-hybrida-nebo-se-neproubouzejte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-chcete-muze-snu-poridte-si-hybrida-nebo-se-neproubouzejte.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: Chcete mu\u017ee sn\u016f? Po\u0159i\u010fte si hybrida, nebo se neproubouzejte!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Kdy\u017e tak poslouch\u00e1m n\u00e1\u0159ky a deputace klientek a kdy\u017e se i sama zamysl\u00edm p\u0159i pohledu na kalhoty, pono\u017eky a triko, kter\u00e9 um\u00ed takto svl\u00e9ci jen chlap a had, kdy\u017e k v\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed sezn\u00e1men\u00ed <\/strong>(nic d\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00edho p\u0159ece neexistuje \"kiss\")<\/em> nam\u00edsto sn\u011b\u017eenek, n\u011b\u017en\u00e9ho polibku a pod\u011bkov\u00e1n\u00ed, \u017ee \u201eJSEM\u201c dostanu vyd\u011b\u0161en\u00fd v\u00fdraz typu <\/strong>\u201eupadla mi poklice a pak jsem ji p\u0159ejel\u201c<\/em>, doch\u00e1z\u00edm, holky k n\u00e1zoru, \u017ee bu\u010f mus\u00edme slevit, nebo se za\u010d\u00edt zaj\u00edmat o genetickou biologii\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

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PROST\u011a DOKONAL\u00dd CHLAP NEN\u00cd, PROTO\u017dE BY TO NEBYL CHLAP.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Na druh\u00e9 stran\u011b nech\u00e1pu, co je tak slo\u017eit\u00e9ho na tom, j\u00edm b\u00fdt.<\/p>\n

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V\u017edy\u0165 je to p\u0159ece tak snadn\u00e9!<\/p>\n

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My si to p\u0159edstavit um\u00edme skv\u011ble!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Za sebe jsem moment\u00e1ln\u011b velice spokojen\u00e1, \u017ee jsem \u017eenou. Jen takto lze mou postavu vietnamsk\u00e9ho zv\u011bda pokl\u00e1dat za roztomile drobnou a hlas hladov\u00e9ho \u0161t\u011bn\u011bte srn\u010d\u00edho ratl\u00edka za \u017eensk\u00fd.<\/p>\n

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St\u00e1le je tohle dle m\u00e9ho n\u00e1zoru lep\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017eli jako z\u00e1stupkyn\u011b n\u011b\u017en\u00e9ho pohlav\u00ed p\u016fsobit jako taha\u010d s n\u00e1v\u011bsem, jednou ranou slo\u017eit kance a hlasem dokladovat, \u017ee v Jerichu \u0161lo o re\u00e1l.<\/p>\n

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Kdybych ale byla chlapem, moci si vybrat i vizu\u00e1ln\u011b, m\u00e1m naprosto p\u0159esnou p\u0159edstavu, jak by to vypadalo.<\/p>\n

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Byla bych \u00fachvatn\u00fdm hybridem Old\u0159icha Nov\u00e9ho, Jamese Bonda a Einsteina.<\/p>\n

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JE TO TAK JEDNODUCH\u00c9!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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* <\/strong>M\u00e1 figura by vyvol\u00e1vala v opa\u010dn\u00e9m pohlav\u00ed Pavlov\u016fv slin\u00edc\u00ed reflex a dotek m\u00e9 pa\u017ee pak n\u00e1znak prvobytn\u011b pospoln\u00e9ho atavismu.<\/p>\n

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* <\/strong>Sv\u00fdm \u0161armem, \u00factou a schopnost\u00ed plnit jej\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed bych p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dil, \u017ee v\u00edm, \u010deho si na d\u00e1m\u011b v\u00e1\u017eit, a \u017ee jen jej\u00ed p\u0159\u00edtomnost m\u011b motivuje, abych z podstaty sv\u00e9 bytosti i pohlav\u00ed uctil kr\u00e1su a dokonalost, s jakou si p\u0159\u00edroda dala z\u00e1le\u017eet, kdy\u017e j\u00ed dala \u017eivot.<\/p>\n

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*<\/strong> Jemnou a nen\u00e1silnou inteligenc\u00ed, vhledem a moudrost\u00ed, ko\u0159en\u011bnou v\u0161udyp\u0159\u00edtomnou toleranc\u00ed, bych otev\u00edral jej\u00ed obzory, ale sou\u010dasn\u011b naslouchal a se z\u00e1jmem reagoval na jej\u00ed p\u0159emil\u00e9 \u0161vito\u0159en\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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* <\/strong>Sou\u010dasn\u011b bych j\u00ed dodal jistoty, \u017ee jsem kdykoli p\u0159ipraven j\u00ed radou, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b akc\u00ed pomoci a podpo\u0159it. To cel\u00e9 nikoli s podtextem \u201eje\u017ei\u0161marj\u00e1 ty se\u0161 votravn\u00e1 a neschopn\u00e1\u201c,<\/em> ale se shov\u00edvavou laskavost\u00ed, v\u011bdom si sv\u00e9ho postaven\u00ed, povinnosti a jej\u00edch p\u0159ednost\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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*<\/strong> Brilantn\u00edm humorem bych pak na jej\u00ed jemn\u00e9 tv\u00e1\u0159i vykouzlil \u00fasm\u011bv, kter\u00fd \u017een\u00e1m p\u0159ece tolik slu\u0161\u00ed, a vtipn\u00fdmi reakcemi dopl\u0148oval, nikoli v\u00e1lcoval jej\u00ed poutav\u00e9 vypr\u00e1v\u011bn\u00ed o kamar\u00e1d\u010din\u00fdch probl\u00e9mech s navazov\u00e1n\u00edm vztah\u016f.<\/p>\n

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* <\/strong>Na jej\u00ed ochranu bych ov\u0161em okam\u017eit\u011b zareagoval. Jako prav\u00fd hybrid ale v\u00edm, \u017ee n\u00e1sil\u00ed je posledn\u00ed mo\u017enost, jak \u0159e\u0161it konflikt. Moudr\u00fd mu\u017e se nap\u0159ed stane zd\u00ed mezi d\u00e1mou a probl\u00e9mem. Teprve otev\u0159en\u00fd \u00fatok by byl d\u016fvodem pro dob\u0159e c\u00edlenou r\u00e1nu, kdy\u017e bych se slovy \u201epros\u00edm, omluv mne na chvilku, p\u00e1n pr\u00e1v\u011b us\u00edn\u00e1\u201c<\/em>, uklidil jemn\u00fdm postr\u010den\u00edm d\u00e1mu do bezpe\u010d\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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 – Pochopiteln\u011b hrad\u00edm v\u0161echny jej\u00ed v\u00fddaje.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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 – Bez \u0159e\u010d\u00ed j\u00ed otev\u00edr\u00e1m dve\u0159e.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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 – Nenech\u00e1m to n\u011b\u017en\u00e9 stvo\u0159en\u00ed vl\u00e1\u010det n\u00e1kupy. Po\u0159\u00edd\u00edm j\u00ed p\u0159ece v\u016fz.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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 – Jej\u00ed matka je i moj\u00ed matkou.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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 – Zbo\u017e\u0148uji jej\u00ed d\u011bti z prvn\u00edho man\u017eelstv\u00ed.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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 – Zbo\u017e\u0148uji i ty z druh\u00e9ho.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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 – Minim\u00e1ln\u011b jednou za m\u011bs\u00edc koup\u00edm kv\u011btinu nebo d\u00e1rek, proto\u017ee jej\u00ed radostn\u00e9 o\u010di mi dod\u00e1vaj\u00ed pocit spokojenosti.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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 – Obdivuji jej\u00ed postavu. JAKOUKOLI!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Pokud na ni, maje p\u0159ece jen vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed hladinu testosteronu, v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u011b zv\u00fd\u0161\u00edm hlas, nezapomenu o p\u00e1r minut pozd\u011bji poznamenat, \u017ee m\u011b to mrz\u00ed, a n\u00e1sledn\u011b se hodinu pov\u011bnuji mas\u00e1\u017ei jej\u00edch kouzeln\u00fdch chodidel.<\/p>\n

..zad, z\u00e1tylku, \u0161\u00edje, h\u00fd\u017ed\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n

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Druh\u00fd den zakoup\u00edm \u0161perk, kter\u00fd vlo\u017e\u00edm pod pol\u0161t\u00e1\u0159, a upozorn\u00edm na n\u011bj a\u017e po n\u011b\u017en\u00e9m milov\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Naprosto ch\u00e1pu, \u017ee nabyla dojmu, \u017ee moje \u017eiletka je v\u017edy lep\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e ty, kter\u00e9 j\u00ed vytrvale kupuji ve snaze nevypadat po pou\u017eit\u00ed t\u00e9 sv\u00e9 jako n\u011bkdo, komu byl obli\u010dej prudce prota\u017een trnkov\u00fdm k\u0159ov\u00edm. \"devil\"<\/p>\n

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A ONA?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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 – Ch\u00e1pe, \u017ee nech\u00e1pu rozd\u00edl mezi podlahou a ko\u0161em na \u0161pinav\u00e9 pr\u00e1dlo.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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 – Ochotn\u011b najde ovlada\u010d od TV. I desetkr\u00e1t za ve\u010der.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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 – Nevyvrac\u00ed mi v\u00edru, \u017ee \u0161pinav\u00fd tal\u00ed\u0159 se do d\u0159ezu dost\u00e1v\u00e1 s\u00e1m, levitac\u00ed.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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 – Nevyvrac\u00ed mi p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den\u00ed, \u017ee zubn\u00ed pasta nikdy v\u00ed\u010dko nem\u011bla.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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 – Vousy v umyvadle a nalepen\u00e9 zbytky pasty ji nech\u00e1vaj\u00ed zcela klidnou.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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 – Zp\u00edv\u00e1 si, kdy\u017e smrk\u00e1m do umyvadla.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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 – V den v\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed mi stydliv\u011b p\u0159ed\u00e1 d\u00e1rek a shov\u00edvav\u011b ot\u0159e smrteln\u00fd pot z m\u00e9ho \u010dela v moment\u011b, kdy\u017e zjist\u00edm, \u017ee jsem na to OP\u011aT zapomn\u011bl.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Proto\u017ee jsem jen \u00fa\u017easn\u00fd hybrid! \"heart\"<\/strong><\/p>\n

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KONEC POH\u00c1DKY ZP\u011aT DO RE\u00c1LU\u2026.HYBRIDI DO\u0160LI<\/p>\n

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Pokud jste se alespo\u0148 usm\u00e1ly, m\u00e1m radost, proto\u017ee to znamen\u00e1, \u017ee se je\u0161t\u011b dok\u00e1\u017eeme zasm\u00e1t vlastn\u00edmu ne\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Kr\u00e1sn\u00fd den i t\u00fdden!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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M\u00ed\u0161a K<\/em>.<\/p>\n

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