{"id":5835,"date":"2015-03-16T14:26:16","date_gmt":"2015-03-16T13:26:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=5835"},"modified":"2018-10-13T14:27:56","modified_gmt":"2018-10-13T12:27:56","slug":"k-ranni-kave-zraloci-tornado-nedivejte-se-je-li-vam-zivot-mily","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-zraloci-tornado-nedivejte-se-je-li-vam-zivot-mily.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: \u017dralo\u010d\u00ed torn\u00e1do \u2013 ned\u00edvejte se, je-li v\u00e1m \u017eivot mil\u00fd!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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N\u011bkdy se \u010dlov\u011bk u hr\u016fzostra\u0161n\u00e9ho filmu boj\u00ed vskutku stra\u0161ideln\u00fdch a sugestivn\u00edch sc\u00e9n a jindy se vysloven\u011b zpot\u00ed strachy, \u017ee um\u0159e sm\u00edchy, nebo \u017ee mu upadne hlava, jak si j\u00ed m\u016f\u017ee vykroutit nad t\u00edm, jak m\u016f\u017ee n\u011bkdo zainvestovat a pustit do sv\u011bta tak ob\u0159\u00ed kravinu. U\u017e mockr\u00e1t jsem se b\u00e1la u filmu, nebo u knihy\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Kup\u0159\u00edkladu E. A. Poe je p\u0159\u00edmo mistr v sm\u011brov\u00e1n\u00ed patn\u00e1ctilet\u00e9 \u010dten\u00e1\u0159ky na cestu do bl\u00e1zince.<\/p>\n

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D\u00e1le pak cel\u00e1 kniha \u201eTich\u00e1 hr\u016fza\u201c, d\u00edky n\u00ed\u017e jsem se hystericky b\u00e1la vlastn\u00edho mal\u00e9ho bratra, a \u010dek\u00e1rny MHD se mi na dlouh\u00e9 m\u011bs\u00edce staly TABU.<\/p>\n

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A to jsem jen u knih.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Po filmu 7 day\u00b4s jsem odm\u00edtala vz\u00edt telefon a opotila se, ledva zazvonil.<\/p>\n

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Po No\u010dn\u00ed m\u016f\u0159e z E. Street jsem si p\u0159ilepila v\u00ed\u010dka k obo\u010d\u00ed p\u00e1skou na koberce, abych neusnula, a pak jsem t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 zem\u0159ela vy\u010derp\u00e1n\u00edm.<\/p>\n

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Po \u010celistech, se po m\u00fdch v\u00fdk\u0159ic\u00edch (bylo mi 16) do okol\u00ed letn\u00edho kina v Davli, dodnes boj\u00ed chodit houba\u0159i, jsem cht\u011bla doma skoncovat s akv\u00e1rkem. To bych ud\u011blala, ale b\u00e1la jsem se k n\u011bmu p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017eit.<\/p>\n

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O modelu Saw, kde jsem vid\u011bla nedopat\u0159en\u00edm jen jeden d\u00edl a m\u00e1lem m\u011b ranila mrtvice, nebo \u201eNezvratn\u00e9m osudu\u201c, kdy jsem si zp\u016fsobila \u017ealude\u010dn\u00ed katar k\u0159upkami, jogurtem, bur\u00e1ky, d\u00fd\u0148ov\u00fdmi sem\u00ednky, popcornem a \u0161tr\u016fdlem, ani nemluv\u00edm.<\/p>\n

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Nic z toho ov\u0161em nem\u00e1 na sobotn\u00ed nervov\u00fd \u0161ok, kter\u00fd by m\u011bli zak\u00e1zat, proto\u017ee odvys\u00edl\u00e1n\u00ed lze pr\u00e1vn\u011b postihnout jako nep\u0159\u00edm\u00e9 zavin\u011bn\u00ed smrti.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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U\u017e uk\u00e1zky sn\u00edmku \u017dralo\u010d\u00ed torn\u00e1do, m\u011bly varovat nejen slab\u00e9, ale v\u0161echny povahy nap\u0159\u00ed\u010d kulturami.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee jedin\u00e9 velice efektivn\u00ed vyu\u017eit\u00ed tohoto \u201efilmu\u201c by bylo, prom\u00edtat ho Isl\u00e1msk\u00fdm terorist\u016fm v r\u00e1mci p\u0159ev\u00fdchovy.<\/p>\n

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Zaru\u010den\u011b by se do jednoho dali k Arm\u00e1d\u011b sp\u00e1sy.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Vra\u017eedn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed hovadinu, toti\u017e ani oni sami nejsou, p\u0159i nejlep\u0161\u00ed fantazii, kreativit\u011b a \u010f\u00e1belskosti vymyslet.<\/p>\n

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Zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b bych r\u00e1da pouk\u00e1zala na n\u011bkter\u00e9 pas\u00e1\u017ee, kter\u00e9 prost\u011b mozek lidsk\u00e9 bytosti odst\u0159el\u00ed na hodn\u011b dlouho, ne-li nast\u00e1lo.<\/p>\n

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1.       Hejno \u017eralok\u016f let\u00edc\u00edch vzduchem, jako t\u00e1hnouc\u00ed kachny, zlomysln\u011b cvakaj\u00edc\u00ed zubama. P\u0159\u00ed\u0161ern\u00e9!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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2.       Placht\u00edc\u00ed \u017eralok, kter\u00fd vyt\u00e1hne ubohou sle\u010dnu dokonce z vrtuln\u00edku, (Jist\u011b\u017ee ve vzduchu!!), aby ji celou polkl, jako velryba Jon\u00e1\u0161e.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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3.       \u017dralok, kter\u00fd dopadne na zaparkovan\u00fd automobil, kde ihned ukousne ruku um\u011blci ve vedlej\u0161\u00ed roli.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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4.       \u017dralok, kter\u00fd u\u017e spolkl sle\u010dnu, let\u00ed d\u00e1l a spolkne je\u0161t\u011b hlavn\u00edho hrdinu.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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5.       \u017dralok systematicky p\u0159ist\u00e1vaj\u00edc\u00ed a sleduj\u00edc\u00ed na zemi se pohybuj\u00edc\u00ed ko\u0159ist, kterou se chyst\u00e1 se\u017erat, je v\u0161ak v letu p\u0159e\u0159\u00edznut motorovou pilou. To mu ov\u0161em nebr\u00e1n\u00ed v tom je\u0161t\u011b zbytkem sv\u00e9ho t\u011bla ukousnout \u00fad report\u00e9rovi.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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6.       O n\u011bco chyt\u0159ej\u0161\u00ed \u017eralok, se v letu vyhne nastra\u017een\u00e9 motorov\u00e9 pile, aby plachtil nad zem\u00ed a p\u0159i skv\u011bl\u00e9m man\u00e9vru, kter\u00fd by mu z\u00e1vid\u011bl i Will Smith ve Dni nez\u00e1vislosti, ukousne ruku prchaj\u00edc\u00edmu mlad\u00e9mu mu\u017ei. Pak je\u0161t\u011b chv\u00edli pokra\u010duje v letu.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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7.       \u017dralok, co spolkl sle\u010dnu a hlavn\u00edho hrdinu le\u017e\u00ed na zemi. M\u00e1 boule na b\u0159i\u0161e, kter\u00e9 se pohybuj\u00ed.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Z jeho t\u011bla se pojednou no\u0159\u00ed motorov\u00e1 pila.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Vyl\u00e9z\u00e1 zakrv\u00e1cen\u00fd hlavn\u00ed hrdina. Okol\u00ed j\u00e1s\u00e1. Hrdina, je\u0161t\u011b ot\u0159esen, odkl\u00e1d\u00e1 a vyp\u00edn\u00e1 motorovou pilu. Vrac\u00ed se k d\u00ed\u0159e ve \u017eralokovi, ze kter\u00e9 vylezl. Sah\u00e1 do d\u00edry a vytahuje celou sle\u010dnu.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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N\u00e1sledn\u011b sle\u010dnu rozd\u00fdch\u00e1. Okol\u00ed pl\u00e1\u010de radost\u00ed.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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(N\u011bkde v d\u00e1lce jsem jist\u011b p\u0159ehl\u00e9dla zlat\u00e9ho labradorsk\u00e9ho retr\u00edvra, kter\u00e9mu se nic nestalo).<\/em><\/p>\n

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Po ulic\u00edch se v\u00e1l\u00ed zbytky t\u011bl nevinn\u00fdch chodc\u016f a tak\u00e9 \u017eralo\u010d\u00ed filety v neb\u00fdval\u00e9m mno\u017estv\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Do m\u011bsta se pomalu vrac\u00ed klid.<\/p>\n

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B\u011b\u017e\u00ed upout\u00e1vka na \u017dralo\u010d\u00ed torn\u00e1do 2.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Kdyby n\u011bkdo n\u00e1hodou ve zdrav\u00ed p\u0159e\u017eil cel\u00fd tento film, pochybuji, \u017ee se nezhrout\u00ed po t\u00e9, co se dozv\u00ed, \u017ee nato\u010dili je\u0161t\u011b dvojku.<\/p>\n

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To u\u017e ned\u00e1 ani s\u00e1m Satan.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Jedin\u00e9, co m\u011b napadlo, bylo, \u017ee holt nejsem Ameri\u010dan v tom smyslu, \u017ee jsem z\u0159ejm\u011b zav\u010dasu nerozeznala, \u017ee jde o mimo\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b vyda\u0159enou parodii na v\u0161echno, co kdy sv\u011btov\u00e1 kinematografie vytvo\u0159ila od sv\u00e9ho vzniku.<\/p>\n

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B\u016fh bu\u010f milostiv k t\u011bm, kdo se odv\u00e1\u017e\u00ed d\u00edvat na dvojku.<\/p>\n

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J\u00e1 to nebudu, um\u0159ela bych podruh\u00e9. <\/strong>\"ROFL\"<\/p>\n

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M\u00ed\u0161a K.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Views: 27N\u011bkdy se \u010dlov\u011bk u hr\u016fzostra\u0161n\u00e9ho filmu boj\u00ed vskutku stra\u0161ideln\u00fdch a sugestivn\u00edch sc\u00e9n a jindy se vysloven\u011b zpot\u00ed strachy, \u017ee um\u0159e sm\u00edchy, nebo \u017ee mu upadne hlava, jak si j\u00ed m\u016f\u017ee vykroutit nad t\u00edm, jak m\u016f\u017ee n\u011bkdo zainvestovat a pustit do sv\u011bta tak ob\u0159\u00ed kravinu. U\u017e mockr\u00e1t jsem se b\u00e1la u filmu, nebo u knihy\u2026 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5835","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ranni-kavy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t