{"id":5784,"date":"2015-04-15T12:03:21","date_gmt":"2015-04-15T10:03:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=5784"},"modified":"2018-10-11T12:03:48","modified_gmt":"2018-10-11T10:03:48","slug":"k-ranni-kave-kuda-vy-idiote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-kuda-vy-idiote.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: Kuda vy idiote?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Views: 33<\/p><p><strong>Tedy pardon, \u017ee se k&nbsp;tomu je\u0161t\u011b vrac\u00edm, ale je to asi na\u0161e karmick\u00e9 zat\u00ed\u017een\u00ed, tak\u017ee se nedivte, \u017ee je st\u00e1le co \u0159e\u0161it kolem seka\u010dky.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m doch\u00e1zet k&nbsp;rozhodnut\u00ed, \u017ee z&nbsp;prvn\u00edch dob\u0159e p\u0159ijat\u00fdch pen\u011bz, na kter\u00e9 jsem, v&nbsp;duchu \u010dl\u00e1nku ve vyd\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159ipravena, ale nem\u00edn\u00edm se z&nbsp;toho pokakat, zakoup\u00edm jinou seka\u010dku a tento zdroj negac\u00ed p\u0159enech\u00e1m\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<strong>patrn\u011b ho p\u0159enech\u00e1m \u0159idi\u010di firmy Gais, kter\u00fd si pro ni v\u010dera p\u0159ijel.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>To proto, aby si nemyslel, \u017ee je partyz\u00e1n. Ta v\u011bc ho vychov\u00e1 tak, \u017ee se stane pokorn\u00fdm mu\u017e\u00edkem miluj\u00edc\u00edm \u017eivot a svou pr\u00e1ci i chlebod\u00e1rce.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bude se usm\u00edvat na kolemjdouc\u00ed, p\u0159isp\u00edvat na \u00fatulky a krmit v&nbsp;ned\u011bli labut\u011b.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>B\u00e1je\u010dn\u00e1 sle\u010dna, kter\u00e1 n\u00e1m vy\u0159e\u0161ila probl\u00e9m s&nbsp;dopravou arciseka\u010dky do Vizovic, n\u00e1m poradila, abychom seka\u010dku (<a href=\"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/prave-ted\/k-ranni-kave-ne-nezklameme-pekelna-sekacka-bude-i-letos.html#top\">viz v\u010derej\u0161\u00ed k\u00e1va<\/a>) dali hezky na paletu a po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b a d\u016fkladn\u011b ji zabalili.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sami jste vid\u011bli, \u017ee vypadala jako \u0161tr\u016fdl, ale uk\u00e1\u017eu je\u0161t\u011b jednou, proto\u017ee je to podstatn\u00e9.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/text_img\/17233Mjc.jpg\" alt=\"17233Mjc.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tom\u00e1\u0161 se s&nbsp;n\u00ed balil hezky dlouho a d\u011blal to pe\u010dliv\u011b, p\u0159esn\u011b podle instrukc\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>J\u00e1 cht\u011bla pou\u017e\u00edt paletu v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed, ale Tom nakonec zvolil malou, kter\u00e1 byla stejn\u00e9 dlouh\u00e1 i \u0161irok\u00e1 jako sama seka\u010dka.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Seka\u010dku dokonce slo\u017eil.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sle\u010dna r\u00e1no volala, byla moc mil\u00e1, telefon jsem brala j\u00e1 a ona mi sd\u011blila, \u017ee \u0159idi\u010d doraz\u00ed odpoledne.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u010cekala jsem, zat\u00edmco Tom spal po no\u010dn\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Velik\u00e1nsk\u00e9 auto s&nbsp;logem vizovick\u00e9 firmy dorazilo ve \u010dty\u0159i.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/text_img\/17238ZDg.jpg\" alt=\"17238ZDg.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>P\u00e1n vystoupil.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Necht\u011bla jsem Toma budit a zvykl\u00e1 na jemn\u00e9 zach\u00e1zen\u00ed, kter\u00e9 um\u00edm vracet, jsem se mile usm\u00e1la a ozn\u00e1mila mu, \u017ee seka\u010dka, pro kterou p\u0159ijel, je v&nbsp;gar\u00e1\u017ei na palet\u011b, ale \u017ee ji sama neunesu, \u017ee mu ale svou mu\u0161\u00ed vahou budu velmi r\u00e1da n\u00e1pomocna.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stalo ov\u0161em n\u011bco, co jsem tak n\u011bjak d\u00edky \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed na lidi dlouho neza\u017eila.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Od t\u00e9to chv\u00edle, ani\u017e by zat\u00edm seka\u010dku v\u016fbec ten \u010dlov\u011bk vid\u011bl, \u0159ekl:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Asi desetkr\u00e1t slovo Idiot a to ve v\u0161ech p\u00e1dech, v\u0161ech rodech a v jednotn\u00e9m i mno\u017en\u00e9m \u010d\u00edsle.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Asi \u010dty\u0159ikr\u00e1t slovo debil, co\u017e rovn\u011b\u017e dok\u00e1zal brilantn\u011b vysklo\u0148ovat.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>D\u00e1le \u2026 posrat, nasrat, vysrat, mo\u017en\u00fd, nemo\u017en\u00fd, debiln\u00ed, kret\u00e9ni, idiotsk\u00fd\u2026<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Pou\u017eil v\u0161echna zabarven\u00ed hlasu a cel\u00fd sv\u016fj vyvinut\u00fd hlasov\u00fd fond, tak\u017ee si okoln\u00ed obyvatel\u00e9 museli myslet, \u017ee radnice hl\u00e1s\u00ed n\u011bco obecn\u00edm rozhlasem.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201ePromi\u0148te, a necht\u011bl byste se nap\u0159ed na to pod\u00edvat?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Poode\u0161la jsem sm\u011brem ke gar\u00e1\u017ei, jednak proto, abych ji otev\u0159ela, a jednak proto, aby mi n\u00e1hodou nedal p\u011bst\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nakoukl do gar\u00e1\u017ee.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eSe to tam nevejde prost\u011b, do prdele, to to je fakt pr\u00e1ce s&nbsp;idiotama!!\u201c<\/em>, zah\u0159\u00edmal a odch\u00e1zel k autu.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Jako jestli si ten orangut\u00e1n tu seka\u010dku neodveze, tak si ho Tom\u00e1\u0161 najde a bude po n\u011bm rajtovat tak dlouho, dokud ji netransportuje t\u0159eba na z\u00e1dech.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eAle v\u017edy\u0165 ta paleta, je stejn\u011b velk\u00e1 i dlouh\u00e1 jako ta seka\u010dka, tak jak\u00fd by byl rozd\u00edl, kdyby na n\u00ed nest\u00e1la? A co jste si myslel? Nebo jak to m\u011blo vypadat? Nebo pane, odpus\u0165te, ale to jste myslel, \u017ee jedete pro strunovku?\u201c <\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Za\u010d\u00ednala jsem b\u00fdt rozmrzel\u00e1 \u2026 ba ne, byla jsem vyto\u010den\u00e1.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eMyslel jsem, \u017ee to bude v&nbsp;n\u011bjak\u00fd krabici\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eA v\u017edy\u0165 to je vlastn\u011b krabice, pane\u201c, zariskovala jsem, \u017ee po m\u011b sko\u010d\u00ed.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eSe to tam nevejde, no\u201c\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Nato se ve dve\u0159\u00edch objevil Tom\u00e1\u0161, ot\u0159el oko a d\u00edval se na\u0161\u00edm sm\u011brem.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e1n zrovna p\u0159eru\u0161il tok idiot\u016f.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ud\u011blala jsem na Toma gesto, \u017ee to jako zvl\u00e1dnu s&nbsp;p\u00e1nem sama, proto\u017ee jsem se b\u00e1la, \u017ee takhle vyjet ten frajer na n\u011bho, tak ho bu\u010fto nakopne, nebo po\u0161le hrd\u011b do \u2026 <em><strong>pry\u010d <\/strong><\/em>a seka\u010dka tam z\u016fstane a my pojedeme do Vizovic.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed p\u00e1n vy\u010derpal z\u00e1sobu nad\u00e1vek a lehce se zklidnil. <\/strong><em>(n\u011bjak se nemohu zbavit dojmu, \u017ee zklidnil proto, \u017ee se uk\u00e1zalo, \u017ee v dom\u011b nejsem sama)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Vzal takov\u00e9 vidle na kole\u010dk\u00e1ch, posunul v&nbsp;aut\u011b t\u0159i palety a vida\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eNo, jen tak tak, \u017ee?\u201c,<\/em> pov\u00edd\u00e1m a m\u00e1lem jsem si ukousla jazyk.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eNo tak to n\u011bjak poj\u010fte sepsat, jako\u017ee jsem si to p\u0159evzal\u201c<\/em>, vyzval Tom\u00e1\u0161e, ani\u017e by to doplnil jedin\u00fdm idiotem.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Tom s&nbsp;n\u00edm poode\u0161el ke sloupku s&nbsp;vysok\u00fdm nap\u011bt\u00edm.<em> (Doufala jsem, \u017ee mu tam n\u011bkam p\u0159ilo\u017e\u00ed ruku)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>M\u016f\u017eeme b\u00fdt r\u00e1di, \u017ee \u201ep\u0159ed\u00e1vac\u00ed protokol\u201c nevypsal na posmrkan\u00fd pap\u00edrov\u00fd ubrousek. Jako doklad m\u00e1me s&nbsp;odpu\u0161t\u011bn\u00edm kus hadru s&nbsp;ru\u010dn\u011b psan\u00fdm textem.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b seka\u010dka odjela.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Jestli mi to zkazilo den?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Naprosto ne!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>To ten p\u00e1n m\u00e1 z\u0159ejm\u011b probl\u00e9m v&nbsp;tomhle \u017eivot\u011b n\u011bjak fungovat a ka\u017ed\u00e9 r\u00e1no pad\u00e1 z&nbsp;postele po zadku.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Mo\u017en\u00e1 se \u010dasem s&nbsp;t\u00edmto <em><strong>\u201epozitivn\u00edm p\u0159\u00edstupem k&nbsp;\u017eivotu i pr\u00e1ci a obdivuhodnou slu\u0161nost\u00ed k&nbsp;lidem\u201c <\/strong><\/em>zm\u011bn\u00ed a bude vypadat jako p\u0159erostl\u00fd francouzsk\u00fd buldo\u010dek.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A dob\u0159e mu tak.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tedy, m\u00edt tenhle materi\u00e1l doma, tak ho spl\u00e1chnu do z\u00e1chodu.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>M\u00ed\u0161a K.<\/em><\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>[sexy_author_bio]<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>P.S. Mimochodem v\u0161echno, co m\u011bl v tom n\u00e1kla\u010f\u00e1ku, m\u011bl na palet\u00e1ch !!!&nbsp;<\/em><\/strong><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/js-dynamic\/tiny_mce\/plugins\/emotions\/img\/smiley-areyoucrazy.gif\" alt=\"Are you crazy\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Views: 33Tedy pardon, \u017ee se k&nbsp;tomu je\u0161t\u011b vrac\u00edm, ale je to asi na\u0161e karmick\u00e9 zat\u00ed\u017een\u00ed, tak\u017ee se nedivte, \u017ee je st\u00e1le co \u0159e\u0161it kolem seka\u010dky. &nbsp; Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m doch\u00e1zet k&nbsp;rozhodnut\u00ed, \u017ee z&nbsp;prvn\u00edch dob\u0159e p\u0159ijat\u00fdch pen\u011bz, na kter\u00e9 jsem, v&nbsp;duchu \u010dl\u00e1nku ve vyd\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159ipravena, ale nem\u00edn\u00edm se z&nbsp;toho pokakat, zakoup\u00edm jinou seka\u010dku a tento zdroj negac\u00ed p\u0159enech\u00e1m\u2026 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ranni-kavy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 5.0.3 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Tedy pardon, \u017ee se k tomu je\u0161t\u011b vrac\u00edm, ale je to asi na\u0161e karmick\u00e9 zat\u00ed\u017een\u00ed, tak\u017ee se nedivte, \u017ee je st\u00e1le co \u0159e\u0161it kolem seka\u010dky. 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