{"id":5762,"date":"2015-05-06T11:27:03","date_gmt":"2015-05-06T09:27:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=5762"},"modified":"2018-10-11T11:27:31","modified_gmt":"2018-10-11T09:27:31","slug":"k-ranni-kave-energy-banana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-energy-banana.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: Energy banana"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Mnoz\u00ed z n\u00e1s se c\u00edt\u00ed te\u010f d\u00edky v\u00fdkyv\u016fm tlaku a bou\u0159kov\u00e9mu obdob\u00ed tak n\u011bjak vy\u010derpan\u00ed a bez energie. Mnoz\u00ed m\u00e1me hromady pr\u00e1ce a pocit, \u017ee se kr\u00e1tk\u00fdm sp\u00e1nkem jen okr\u00e1d\u00e1m o \u010das, kter\u00fd bychom mohli v\u011bnovat pln\u011bn\u00ed pl\u00e1nu. Jen tak nemuset sp\u00e1t a b\u00fdt v\u00fdkonn\u00ed. V\u00edte, jakou bombou je nap\u0159\u00edklad takov\u00fd ban\u00e1n? Asi ano. No jo, ale to nesm\u00edte hamat oby\u010dejn\u00e9 banana!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Jasn\u011b, \u017ee je v ban\u00e1nech drasl\u00edk a cel\u00e1 \u0159ada p\u0159\u00edv\u011btiv\u00fdch cukr\u016f, jasn\u011b, \u017ee je ban\u00e1n ovocem dobr\u00e9 n\u00e1lady, proto\u017ee obsahuje \u201ehormon \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed\u201c, co\u017e je prok\u00e1z\u00e1no, ale chcete \u2013 li b\u00fdt skute\u010dn\u011b free, chcete-li b\u00fdt \u0161\u0165astn\u00ed jako blechy a vydr\u017eet v akci v\u00edc, ne\u017e kr\u00e1l\u00ed\u010dek Duracell, pak doporu\u010duji novinku.<\/p>\n

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Enegy banana!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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P\u0159elo\u017eeno prost\u011b nadupan\u00fd ban\u00e1n.<\/p>\n

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Zd\u00e1 se, \u017ee v N\u011bmeck\u00e9m supermarketu Aldi v Berl\u00edn\u011b a Braniborsku maj\u00ed velice slu\u0161n\u00e9ho dealera p\u016fvodem z Kolumbie.<\/p>\n

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Je to naprost\u00e1 bomba.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Po jednom ban\u00e1nu jste vysm\u00e1t\u00ed jako le\u010do a na sp\u00e1nek \u010di \u00fanavu m\u016f\u017eete zapomenout.<\/p>\n

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Jeden \u0159idi\u010d autobusu p\u0159ipravil po takov\u00e9 sva\u010dince dokonce pro sv\u00e9 cestuj\u00edc\u00ed prodlou\u017eenou j\u00edzdu a hodinu s nimi rejdil po kruhov\u00e9m objezdu.<\/p>\n

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Moc se mu to l\u00edbilo. Doslova se na tom \u201ezasekl\u201c.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Sm\u00e1l se a dov\u00e1d\u011bl.<\/p>\n

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Nejrychlej\u0161\u00ed \u0159et\u011bzec u n\u00e1s, kter\u00fd si energy banana po\u0159\u00eddil pro sv\u00e9 z\u00e1kazn\u00edky, byl ned\u00e1vno i supermarket Lidl na Zbraslavi.<\/p>\n

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\u201eJe to bezvadn\u00fd, lid\u00e9 se jich nemohou naba\u017eit a n\u00e1m v\u00fdrazn\u011b stouply tr\u017eby. Vracej\u00ed se i n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t a kupuj\u00ed a kupuj\u00ed. Pomalu nic jin\u00e9ho ani necht\u011bj\u00ed. Jakoby na nich byli ti lid\u00e9 snad z\u00e1visl\u00ed nebo co<\/em>\u201c, uv\u00e1d\u00ed nad\u0161en\u00fd manager Lidlu.<\/p>\n

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Kdepak jenom ho\u0159\u010d\u00edk, drasl\u00edk a hlavn\u011b endorfin, kter\u00fd se vyskytuje v b\u011b\u017en\u00fdch light bab\u00e1nech.<\/p>\n

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Kolumbijsk\u00e9 energy banana obsahuj\u00ed vedle zm\u00edn\u011bn\u00fdch b\u011b\u017en\u00fdch prvk\u016f p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm kokain.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Mnoho sv\u011btov\u00fdch popov\u00fdch i rockov\u00fdch hv\u011bzd objevilo blahod\u00e1rn\u00e9 \u00fa\u010dinky t\u00e9to p\u0159\u00edrodn\u00ed l\u00e1tky u\u017e d\u00e1vno, ale fakt je, \u017ee to trochu leze do pen\u011bz.<\/p>\n

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Te\u010f pr\u00fd uj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed jedin\u011b na kolumbijsk\u00fdch ban\u00e1nech a kone\u010dn\u011b si d\u00edky vynal\u00e9zav\u00fdm Kolumbijc\u016fm na\u0161el tento \u017eivotabudi\u010d cestu i na pulty evropsk\u00fdch supermarket\u016f.<\/p>\n

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A te\u010f v\u00e1\u017en\u011b:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Docela m\u011b p\u0159ekvapuje, jak m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt n\u011bjak\u00fd drogov\u00fd kartel tak tup\u00fd, aby d\u011blal opakovan\u011b tak blbou chybu.<\/p>\n

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No mo\u017en\u00e1 by to bossov\u00e9 kolumbijsk\u00fdch drogov\u00fdch podnikatelsk\u00fdch subjekt\u016f, nem\u011bli tak p\u0159eh\u00e1n\u011bt s konzumac\u00ed vlastn\u00edho tovaru.<\/p>\n

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Vesel\u00fd den a dejte si ban\u00e1na. \"devil\"<\/strong><\/p>\n

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I oby\u010dejn\u00fd v\u00e1m zvedne n\u00e1ladu a neriskujete, \u017ee po t\u011bch kokainov\u00fdch budete m\u00edt za p\u00e1r hodin abs\u0165\u00e1k jako hrom.<\/p>\n

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M\u00ed\u0161a K.<\/em><\/p>\n

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