{"id":5717,"date":"2015-06-10T11:39:00","date_gmt":"2015-06-10T09:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=5717"},"modified":"2018-10-10T11:39:29","modified_gmt":"2018-10-10T09:39:29","slug":"k-ranni-kave-jakoby-nestacil-slahounovec","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-jakoby-nestacil-slahounovec.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: Jakoby nesta\u010dil \u0161lahounovec!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Skoro m\u011b ten trifid, co mi pror\u016fst\u00e1 jahody a v\u016fbec v\u0161echno a m\u00e1 ko\u0159eny, kter\u00e9 nikde nekon\u010d\u00ed, p\u0159ipravil o nervy, ne\u017e jsem se rozhodla, \u017ee to pojmu humorn\u011b jako boxersk\u00e9 utk\u00e1n\u00ed s t\u00edm, \u017ee KO nebudu j\u00e1. Odm\u00edt\u00e1m na z\u00e1humenek, kde roste v\u0161echno jako z vody d\u00e1t jen \u0161petku chemie.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Na podzim, po\u017e\u00e1d\u00e1m Tom\u00e1\u0161e, aby to cel\u00e9 zryl hodn\u011b hluboko, hloub\u011bji, ne\u017e je b\u011b\u017en\u00e9, a tu v\u011bc, ten \u0159itn\u00ed \u0161lahounovec budu rv\u00e1t za ty ko\u0159eny do vym\u00fdcen\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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A jsem p\u0159ipraven\u00e1 na to, \u017ee se m\u016f\u017ee st\u00e1t, \u017ee s t\u00edm vyt\u00e1hnu za vlasy i vykulen\u00e9ho Australana.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Prost\u011b se toho zbav\u00edm mechanicky, neb nev\u011b\u0159\u00edm tomu, \u017ee prost\u0159edky, kter\u00e9 se prod\u00e1vaj\u00ed, nemaj\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd vedlej\u0161\u00ed \u00fa\u010dinek.<\/p>\n

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To nejsem dne\u0161n\u00ed. <\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ne nadarmo se v\u0161ude doporu\u010duje kupovan\u00e9 plodiny v \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b kv\u016fli chemick\u00e9mu o\u0161et\u0159en\u00ed nekonzumovat p\u0159ed t\u00edm, ne\u017e je \u010dlov\u011bk p\u016fl hodiny drhnul dr\u00e1t\u011bn\u00fdm kart\u00e1\u010dem.<\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e vid\u00edm v reklam\u011b, jak zhyne ta pleveln\u00e1 rostlina, j\u00edm\u00e1 m\u011b hr\u016fza, \u017ee bych pak z t\u00e9 hl\u00edny cokoli sn\u011bdla.<\/p>\n

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U\u017e vid\u00edm, jak m\u00e9 rodin\u011b takhle podobn\u011b hynou j\u00e1tra. V lep\u0161\u00edm p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b by n\u00e1m v podpa\u017e\u00ed narostla je\u0161t\u011b jedna hlava.<\/p>\n

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Kdepak.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Poraz\u00edm \u0161lahounovce v boji rovn\u00fd s rovn\u00fdm.<\/p>\n

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Ledva jsem se ale ke \u0161lahoun\u016fm t\u00e9to obludy postavila \u010delem, mus\u00edm \u0159e\u0161it dal\u0161\u00ed probl\u00e9m.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Takov\u00e1 kr\u00e1sn\u00e1 cibule a jak se tam na ni chod\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk z\u00e1libn\u011b koukat. Pak kouk\u00e1m, \u017ee se den ode dne n\u011bjak podivn\u011b krout\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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N\u011bkter\u00e9 m\u00e9 fe\u0161andy se b\u011bhem \u010dtrn\u00e1cti dn\u016f zkroutily \u00fapln\u011b. \"blush\"<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Nap\u0159ed jsem si myslela, \u017ee je asi m\u00e1lo zal\u00e9v\u00e1m a prolila jsem je, div neuplavaly.<\/p>\n

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A nic.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e mi pan\u00ed Semeck\u00e1 p\u0159ivezla te\u010f o v\u00edkendu vejce a my jsme si spolu vym\u011bnily sal\u00e1ty za raj\u010data, post\u011b\u017eovala jsem si na probl\u00e9m s cibul\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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\u0158ekla n\u011bco, co jsem d\u011blala nap\u0159ed \u017ee nesly\u0161\u00edm, pak jsem se to je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bkolik minut sna\u017eila vyt\u011bsnit a pak doufala, \u017ee se mi to zd\u00e1.<\/p>\n

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CIZOPASN\u00cdK !!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ne!<\/p>\n

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Kdo sem pustil n\u011bjakou vrtono\u017eku, vrtalku\u2026. nebo jak se ta stv\u016fra jmenuje?!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Napad\u00e1 pr\u00fd cibuli a taky p\u00f3rek, kter\u00fd m\u00e1m bo\u017ee chra\u0148, hned vedle t\u00e9 cibule a ud\u011bl\u00e1 do n\u00ed chodbi\u010dky a cibule se takhle zkrout\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Je\u0161t\u011b hor\u0161\u00ed byla informace, \u017ee ji mohu leda v\u0161echnu vytahat a vyhodit.<\/p>\n

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Cht\u011blo se mi plakat.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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V tu chv\u00edli jsem blaho\u0159e\u010dila \u0161lahounovci, kv\u016fli kter\u00e9mu jsem musela v sobotu sundat celou folii z jahod, vyrvat ho a znovu ke\u0159\u00edk po ke\u0159\u00edku provl\u00e9knou \u010fourami, co\u017e fakt nen\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 legrace.<\/p>\n

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S vrtono\u017ekou si takhle neporad\u00edm.<\/p>\n

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Pomalu v slz\u00e1ch jsem vytahovala cibuli.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Koukala jsem, zdali tu mrchu n\u011bkde v n\u011bjak\u00e9 chodbi\u010dce neuvid\u00edm, abych j\u00ed mohla u\u0161krtit, ale nena\u0161la jsem ani chodbi\u010dky, ani toho cizopasn\u00edka.<\/p>\n

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Divn\u00e9.<\/p>\n

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Cibule se ale zkroutila.<\/p>\n

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Napadlo m\u011b, jestli by to nemohlo b\u00fdt je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bco jin\u00e9ho a rejdila jsem po internetu, kde se na diskuz\u00edch sv\u011b\u0159uj\u00ed zahr\u00e1dk\u00e1\u0159i.<\/p>\n

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Na\u0161la jsem kde co, a\u017e se mi proto\u010dily panenky.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Nev\u00edm, z \u010deho m\u00e1 moje p\u0159ed t\u00edm kr\u00e1sn\u00e1 cibule te\u010f k\u0159ivici, ale n\u011bkter\u00e9 jsem ost\u0159\u00edhala a nechala, abych vid\u011bla.<\/p>\n

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Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b m\u00e1m po cibuli, a pokud je to ta vrtalka, svilu\u0161ka, t\u0159\u00e1sn\u011bnka, nebo kdo v\u00ed, jak se v\u0161echny ty potvory jmenuj\u00ed, pak je v ohro\u017een\u00ed i zat\u00edm nic netu\u0161\u00edc\u00ed, vedle si vesele rostouc\u00ed p\u00f3rek, kter\u00fd nev\u00edm, jak ochr\u00e1nit, ale do\u010dtu se.<\/p>\n

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Mo\u017en\u00e1 si ho prost\u011b rad\u011bji vezmu do postele, ne\u017e ho nechat zkroutit.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Bohu\u017eel jsem se nikde nedo\u010detla, odkud kter\u00e1 ta mu\u0161ka p\u0159ilet\u011bla, \u017ee tu loni nebyla ani jedna.<\/p>\n

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Jedin\u00e9, co zat\u00edm bezpe\u010dn\u011b v\u00edm, je, \u017ee cibuli budu p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b s\u00e1zet pozd\u011bji, proto\u017ee tyhle vrtalky nap\u0159\u00edklad, mohou \u0161kodit jenom do poloviny kv\u011btna.<\/p>\n

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A j\u00e1 blbec mo\u017en\u00e1 s\u00e1zela tu cibuli moc brzy.<\/p>\n

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No tedy, jakoby mi nesta\u010dil \u0161lahounovec!!<\/p>\n

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Ka\u017edou zku\u0161enost a post\u0159eh v\u00edt\u00e1m.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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M\u00ed\u0161a K.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Views: 16Skoro m\u011b ten trifid, co mi pror\u016fst\u00e1 jahody a v\u016fbec v\u0161echno a m\u00e1 ko\u0159eny, kter\u00e9 nikde nekon\u010d\u00ed, p\u0159ipravil o nervy, ne\u017e jsem se rozhodla, \u017ee to pojmu humorn\u011b jako boxersk\u00e9 utk\u00e1n\u00ed s t\u00edm, \u017ee KO nebudu j\u00e1. Odm\u00edt\u00e1m na z\u00e1humenek, kde roste v\u0161echno jako z vody d\u00e1t jen \u0161petku chemie.   Na podzim, po\u017e\u00e1d\u00e1m Tom\u00e1\u0161e, aby […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5717","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ranni-kavy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t