{"id":5658,"date":"2015-07-20T15:45:09","date_gmt":"2015-07-20T13:45:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=5658"},"modified":"2018-10-08T15:45:45","modified_gmt":"2018-10-08T13:45:45","slug":"k-ranni-kave-a-nemuze-mi-to-nic-udelat-neeee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-a-nemuze-mi-to-nic-udelat-neeee.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: \u201eA nem\u016f\u017ee mi to nic ud\u011blat?\u201c \u201eN\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u2026\u201c"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Ne v\u017edycky mus\u00ed adeptka na p\u0159\u00eddomek \u201eJezern\u00ed panna\u201c v jeze\u0159e bydlet. N\u011bkter\u00e9 si jej vyslou\u017e\u00ed urputn\u00fdm a opakovan\u00fdm budov\u00e1n\u00edm. Kut\u00e1n\u00edm, kop\u00e1n\u00edm, napou\u0161t\u011bn\u00edm, vypou\u0161t\u011bn\u00edm, kop\u00e1n\u00edm, kut\u00e1n\u00edm a zase napou\u0161t\u011bn\u00edm. Takov\u00e9to Jezern\u00ed Panny maj\u00ed nav\u00edc v genech krev Sisyfovu.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Jednoho dne, po n\u011bkolikalet\u00e9m budov\u00e1n\u00ed, vypou\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed, kop\u00e1n\u00ed a zase napou\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed jednoho a tohot\u00e9\u017e jezera, z\u00edskaj\u00ed v t\u00e9to oblasti takovou dovednost, \u017ee si otev\u0159ou firmu Jezern\u00ed kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed s.r.o. a jsou za vodou.<\/p>\n

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Doslova.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Pokud si je\u0161t\u011b vzpomenete, za\u010dala jsem oby\u010dejnou lou\u017ei\u010dkou s n\u011bkolika buli\u017en\u00edky a docela mali\u010dkou miniskalkou.<\/p>\n

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Posl\u00e9ze mi do\u0161lo, \u017ee by nebylo od v\u011bci tuto vodn\u00ed plo\u0161i\u010dku zdokonalit na vodn\u00ed plo\u0161ku, a po t\u00e9 na vodn\u00ed plochu.<\/p>\n

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M\u011bla jsem z n\u00ed radost a sv\u00fdm plot\u00fdnk\u00e1m a kr\u010dn\u00edmu svalstvu jsem p\u0159isl\u00edbila, \u017ee te\u010f u\u017e se budeme spole\u010dn\u011b jenom kochat.<\/p>\n

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Omyl.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e \u010dlov\u011bk ustrne a p\u0159estane se d\u00e1le vyv\u00edjet, mus\u00ed proz\u00edrav\u00e9 nebe (ano, v\u011b\u0159\u00edm \u017ee to bylo sh\u016fry a ne zd\u016fly)<\/em> p\u0159istr\u010dit n\u011bjak\u00e9ho impuls\u00e1rota.<\/p>\n

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V m\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b to byla vskutku rozko\u0161n\u00e1 fene\u010dka kamar\u00e1da Davida, ps\u00edk to k zul\u00edb\u00e1n\u00ed, kter\u00e1 se na\u0161la v koup\u00e1n\u00ed v \u010demkoli a ve vyn\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed v\u0161eho odev\u0161ad, v\u010detn\u011b kus\u016f folie z jez\u00edrka.<\/p>\n

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N\u00e1sledkem jej\u00ed p\u00edle se jednoho r\u00e1na vodn\u00ed \u0161neci pobudili do apokalypsy v podobn\u011b vra\u017eedn\u00e9ho sucha a fene\u010dka Bonie do apokalypsy v podob\u011b moj\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Z pod kamene vykukoval zd\u011b\u0161en\u00fd pot\u00e1pn\u00edk, pl\u00e1caj\u00edc\u00ed se v posledn\u00ed \u017eivotad\u00e1rn\u00e9 kapi\u010dce, kterou si v pudu sebez\u00e1chovy naslintal.<\/p>\n

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Sd\u011blila jsem Davidovi, \u017ee z jeho sv\u011b\u0159enkyn\u011b vyrob\u00edm sv\u00e9pomoc\u00ed osm \u010divav a odjela jsem do Bauhausu pro novou folii.<\/p>\n

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Celou cestu jsem byla nucena poslouchat sv\u00e9 plot\u00fdnky, \u017ee nepln\u00edm sliby.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u201eBude hlub\u0161\u00ed, bude v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed a bude tam pozvoln\u00fd kam\u00ednkov\u00fd vstup. Koup\u00edm \u010derpadlo a bude se tam filtrovat voda. To d\u00e1m.\u201c,<\/em> \u0159ekla jsem si, na\u010de\u017e se mnou plot\u00fdnky p\u0159estaly mluvit.<\/p>\n

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Za\u010dala jsem v p\u00e1tek.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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R\u00e1da pracuji v horku a slun\u00ed\u010dko mi dop\u0159\u00e1lo p\u011bkn\u00fdch 37 stup\u0148\u016f. Po t\u0159ech hodin\u00e1ch p\u0159ipom\u00ednal m\u016fj obli\u010dej zna\u010dku „STOP“. Bylo mi jinak ale dob\u0159e a naopak m\u011b pot\u011b\u0161ilo, \u017ee mi alespo\u0148 jednou nespl\u00edv\u00e1 b\u011blmo s tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Skon\u010dila jsem v\u010dera, ale nen\u00ed to konec \u00fapln\u00fd.<\/p>\n

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Je\u0161t\u011b chyb\u00ed to \u010derpadlo.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Pot\u00e1pn\u00edk se rozplakal \u0161t\u011bst\u00edm a vodn\u00ed \u0161neci uspo\u0159\u00e1dali v\u00fdro\u010dn\u00ed z\u00e1vod po dn\u011b v r\u00e1mci nov\u00e9ho sv\u00e1tku dne nez\u00e1vislosti.<\/p>\n

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M\u011bla jsem energie habad\u011bj, tak\u017ee jsem spolu s jezerem tvo\u0159ila rovn\u011b\u017e gul\u00e1\u0161 a buchty, co\u017e oslavil hlavn\u011b ta\u0165ka, kter\u00fd kdy\u017e vid\u011bl moji hlavu permanentn\u011b koukat jen venku z \u010foury, usoudil, \u017ee si bude muset cel\u00fd v\u00edkend kousat nehty.<\/p>\n

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Kdepak, nenech\u00e1m zhynout \u017e\u00e1dnou faunu!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e jsem zav\u00edrala pokli\u010dku na papi\u0148\u00e1ku, p\u0159i\u0161lo mi, \u017ee m\u00e1m asi krump\u00e1\u010dovou k\u0159e\u010d, proto\u017ee jak jinak si vysv\u011btlit, \u017ee m\u011b p\u0159i tom brn\u00ed ukazov\u00e1\u010dek.<\/p>\n

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Zkusila jsem to je\u0161t\u011b jednou s jin\u00fdm prstem a bylo to stejn\u00e9.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Vydala jsem se vzh\u016fru za Tom\u00e1\u0161em, kter\u00fd byl po dvan\u00e1ctihodinov\u00e9m no\u010dn\u00edm bd\u011bn\u00ed v pr\u00e1ci v hlubok\u00e9m bezv\u011bdom\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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\u201eOmlouv\u00e1m se, \u017ee t\u011b bud\u00edm, ale m\u016f\u017ee ten spor\u00e1k prob\u00edjet?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eNe\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eFajn. A mohl bys to tedy zkusit? Cht\u011bla bych ti to uk\u00e1zat\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eA nemohla bys mi to jen \u0159\u00edct?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eTo d\u011bl\u00e1m, ale mus\u00ed\u0161 na to s\u00e1hnout\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u0160el neochotn\u011b a m\u011bl otev\u0159en\u00e9 jen jedno oko.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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U spor\u00e1ku zkonstatoval, \u017ee to vskutku lehce brn\u00ed a sb\u00edral se zp\u011bt na lo\u017ee.<\/p>\n

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\u201eMoment \u2026 nem\u016f\u017ee m\u011b to nic ud\u011blat??\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201eN\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u201c.<\/em><\/p>\n

„Mysl\u00edm, jako jestli m\u011b to nem\u016f\u017ee zab\u00edt“, <\/em>up\u0159esnila jsem.<\/p>\n

„Pod\u00edvej, kdybych m\u011bl jen sebemen\u0161\u00ed pocit, \u017ee by to mohlo komukoli n\u011bco ud\u011blat, \u0159e\u0161il bych to hned. Pod\u00edv\u00e1m se na to o volnu. Mus\u00edm to toti\u017e rozebrat.“<\/em><\/p>\n

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Pravil a znovu omdlel.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Jist\u011b, \u017ee v\u011b\u0159\u00edm \u010dlov\u011bku, kter\u00fd m\u00e1 z elektriky maturitu a j\u00edm vytvo\u0159en\u00e9 zdej\u0161\u00ed rozvody nemaj\u00ed na sv\u011bdom\u00ed ani jedinou \u017eivou bytost, ale jak m\u00e1m v\u011bd\u011bt, \u017ee si je jist\u00fd, \u017ee se mu to v\u0161echno nezd\u00e1lo?<\/p>\n

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\u010cili proto\u017ee m\u00e1 Tom\u00e1\u0161 op\u011bt no\u010dn\u00ed, va\u0159\u00edm tak, \u017ee nand\u00e1m hrnce na spor\u00e1k, zav\u0159u je a pak ho pust\u00edm.<\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e je chci sundat, vypnu spor\u00e1k.<\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e je pu\u0161t\u011bn\u00fd, chod\u00edm kolem v gum\u00e1k\u00e1ch.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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(N\u00e1s toti\u017e ve \u0161kole u\u010dili, \u017ee guma a plasty nevod\u00ed, tud\u00ed\u017e je to bezpe\u010dn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e naboso. Plastov\u00fd boty nem\u00e1m.)<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u0158\u00edkejte si tomu klidn\u011b hysterie nev\u011bdom\u00e9 blond\u00fdny, ale j\u00e1 tomu \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m opatrnost \u010dlov\u011bka, kter\u00fd si vyzkou\u0161el nejen pr\u016fchod blesku vlastn\u00ed figurou, ale i neuzemn\u011bnou pra\u010dku a ob\u011b ruce v n\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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P\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm, co bylo hor\u0161\u00ed. Jestli bezv\u011bdom\u00ed po blesku, nebo bezv\u011bdom\u00ed po pra\u010dce.<\/p>\n

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A ano, boj\u00edm se i brn\u011bn\u00ed nezbedn\u00e9 plot\u00fdnky.<\/p>\n

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Odedne\u0161ka m\u00e1 Tom volno a j\u00e1 zat\u00edm \u017eiju.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Hlavn\u00ed je, \u017ee nen\u00ed nuda a \u010dlov\u011bk m\u00e1 nejen st\u00e1le co d\u011blat, ale tak\u00e9 nad \u010d\u00edm p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let a t\u00edm si kultivovat t\u011blo i mozek.<\/p>\n

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Jo a ty moje plot\u00fdnky ty nebrn\u00ed. Ty m\u011b opustily beze slova v sobotu ve\u010der.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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M\u00ed\u0161a K.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Views: 12Ne v\u017edycky mus\u00ed adeptka na p\u0159\u00eddomek \u201eJezern\u00ed panna\u201c v jeze\u0159e bydlet. N\u011bkter\u00e9 si jej vyslou\u017e\u00ed urputn\u00fdm a opakovan\u00fdm budov\u00e1n\u00edm. Kut\u00e1n\u00edm, kop\u00e1n\u00edm, napou\u0161t\u011bn\u00edm, vypou\u0161t\u011bn\u00edm, kop\u00e1n\u00edm, kut\u00e1n\u00edm a zase napou\u0161t\u011bn\u00edm. Takov\u00e9to Jezern\u00ed Panny maj\u00ed nav\u00edc v genech krev Sisyfovu.   Jednoho dne, po n\u011bkolikalet\u00e9m budov\u00e1n\u00ed, vypou\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed, kop\u00e1n\u00ed a zase napou\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed jednoho a tohot\u00e9\u017e jezera, z\u00edskaj\u00ed v t\u00e9to oblasti takovou […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ranni-kavy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t