{"id":5545,"date":"2015-09-07T11:55:42","date_gmt":"2015-09-07T09:55:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=5545"},"modified":"2018-10-02T11:57:36","modified_gmt":"2018-10-02T09:57:36","slug":"k-ranni-kave-kde-jsou-nase-fory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-kde-jsou-nase-fory.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: Kde jsou na\u0161e f\u00f3ry?!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Po \u010dl\u00e1nku, kter\u00fd jsem v\u00e1m naserv\u00edrovala do vyd\u00e1n\u00ed, si pokl\u00e1d\u00e1m p\u0159\u00edmo za povinnost p\u0159edlo\u017eit v\u00e1m u rann\u00ed k\u00e1vy n\u011bco echt vesel\u00e9ho. A to taky ud\u011bl\u00e1m. Taky jste si uv\u011bdomili, \u017ee n\u00e1m n\u011bjak vymizely f\u00f3ry? D\u0159\u00edv jsme si \u0159\u00edkali vtipy, kdykoli jsme se potkali a te\u010f n\u00e1m n\u011bjak zamrzly\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Moc se bav\u00edme o v\u00e1\u017en\u00fdch v\u011bcech, moc u kafe \u0159e\u0161\u00edme byznys, m\u00edsto, abychom si d\u011blali pozn\u00e1mky, kdy\u017e n\u00e1m n\u011bkdo \u0159ekne n\u011bjak\u00fd vtip, (kdyby n\u00e1m ho teda n\u011bkdo \u0159\u00edkal)<\/em> abychom ho mohli zatepla vyklopit doma, k\u00e1mo\u0161k\u00e1m, v pr\u00e1ci tak d\u00e1le\u2026<\/p>\n

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M\u016fj br\u00e1cha m\u00e1 nap\u0159\u00edklad (m\u011bl, proto\u017ee posledn\u00ed dobou mi ani on nic echtovn\u00edho nep\u0159inesl)<\/em> p\u0159\u00edmo dar, na vypr\u00e1v\u011bn\u00ed anekdot.<\/p>\n

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\u010clov\u011bk se sm\u00e1l, je\u0161t\u011b ani nedomluvil, proto\u017ee to byl hereck\u00fd koncert.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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M\u011b to docela mrz\u00ed, proto\u017ee u\u017e jsem fakt dlouho nesly\u0161ela: \u201eHele, zn\u00e1\u0161 to, jak se bav\u00ed \u010cech, Ameri\u010dan a Rus\u00e1k\u2026?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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Nebo: \u201eP\u0159ijde chlap k doktorovi\u2026.\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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Nebo: \u201eBav\u00ed se dv\u011b blond\u00fdny\u2026\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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Je to \u0161koda ne?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A tak jsem se rozhodla, \u017ee budu dneska u rann\u00ed k\u00e1vy opra\u0161ovat Best off.<\/p>\n

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A popravd\u011b, musela jsem hodn\u011b p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let a \u0161\u00e1trat\u2026<\/p>\n

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Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee se p\u0159id\u00e1te a obnov\u00edme \u010deskou tradici.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Tak\u017ee:<\/p>\n

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P\u0159ijde pan\u00ed k doktorovi a pov\u00edd\u00e1:<\/p>\n

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\u201ePane doktore, m\u00e1m probl\u00e9m\u2026. V\u00edte\u2026 m\u016fj man\u017eel je hodn\u011b \u2026 jaksi p\u0159i t\u011ble a j\u00e1 jsem taky, jak vid\u00edte hodn\u011b p\u0159i t\u011ble \u2026 no a on jaksi nen\u00ed zase a\u017e tak vyvinut\u00fd, v\u00edte \u2026 no tak\u017ee my vlastn\u011b na sebe p\u0159i sexu nedos\u00e1hneme\u2026. Tak\u017ee \u2026. Helej\u010fte, prost\u011b\u2026nemohl byste mi to p\u0159irozen\u00ed p\u0159i\u0161\u00edt n\u011bkam jinam?“<\/em><\/p>\n

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Doktor na ni z\u00edr\u00e1, dlouze, a pak si ml\u010dky s udiven\u00fdm v\u00fdrazem poklepe na \u010delo.<\/p>\n

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Pan\u00ed: \u201eJ\u00e9\u00e9, tam ne, tam by mi rozml\u00e1til brejle\u201c.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Nebo:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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P\u0159ijde chlap do zeleniny:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u201ePros\u00edm v\u00e1s, co je tohle?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u201eTo jsou ban\u00e1ny\u201c.<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u201eNo tak bych si vzal kilo\u201c.<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u201eJist\u011b\u201c.<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u201eA pros\u00edm v\u00e1s, mohl byste mi \u2026. v\u00edte j\u00e1 jsem hodn\u011b \u010distotn\u00fd\u2026. zabalit ka\u017ed\u00fd zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u201eAle no dob\u0159e\u201c.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Prodava\u010d trochu otr\u00e1ven\u011b zabal\u00ed ka\u017ed\u00fd ban\u00e1n s\u00f3lo.<\/p>\n

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\u201eA pros\u00edm v\u00e1s, tohleto je co?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u201eTo jsou t\u0159e\u0161n\u011b\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u201eAha\u2026 nooo\u2026.. ty jsou kr\u00e1sn\u00e9, tak j\u00e1 bych si vzal kilo a p\u016fl\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u201eJist\u011b\u201c\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u201eA pros\u00edm v\u00e1s\u2026 v\u00edte, j\u00e1 jsem p\u0159es tu hygienu\u2026 m\u016f\u017eete mi zabalit ka\u017edou zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165, \u017ee ano?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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Prodava\u010d na\u0161tvan\u011b bal\u00ed t\u0159e\u0161n\u011b. Po hodin\u011b je hotov.<\/p>\n

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\u201eJ\u00e9, no vy jste ale velice laskav, opravdu mockr\u00e1t d\u011bkuji \u2026.. a j\u00e9je\u2026. pros\u00edm v\u00e1s, t\u00e1mhleto, to je co?\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u201eTO JE M\u00c1K, NA TO SE VYSER!!!\u201c <\/em><\/p>\n

\"cool\"<\/em><\/p>\n

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Dneska tedy sb\u00edr\u00e1m vtipy\u2026a p\u0159eji v\u00e1m v\u0161em kr\u00e1sn\u00fd den!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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M\u00ed\u0161a K.  <\/em><\/p>\n

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Views: 15Po \u010dl\u00e1nku, kter\u00fd jsem v\u00e1m naserv\u00edrovala do vyd\u00e1n\u00ed, si pokl\u00e1d\u00e1m p\u0159\u00edmo za povinnost p\u0159edlo\u017eit v\u00e1m u rann\u00ed k\u00e1vy n\u011bco echt vesel\u00e9ho. A to taky ud\u011bl\u00e1m. Taky jste si uv\u011bdomili, \u017ee n\u00e1m n\u011bjak vymizely f\u00f3ry? D\u0159\u00edv jsme si \u0159\u00edkali vtipy, kdykoli jsme se potkali a te\u010f n\u00e1m n\u011bjak zamrzly\u2026   Moc se bav\u00edme o v\u00e1\u017en\u00fdch […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ranni-kavy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t