{"id":5508,"date":"2015-10-02T11:56:43","date_gmt":"2015-10-02T09:56:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=5508"},"modified":"2018-10-01T11:57:26","modified_gmt":"2018-10-01T09:57:26","slug":"k-ranni-kave-jak-se-budi-polena","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-jak-se-budi-polena.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: Jak se bud\u00ed polena?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Obrac\u00edm se na va\u0161e vzd\u011blan\u00e9 a zku\u0161enostmi u\u010desan\u00e9 hlavy a jsem ochotna vyzkou\u0161et v\u0161echny mo\u017en\u00e9 n\u00e1vody. A mysl\u00edm, \u017ee se v tom p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b ani nebudu muset pt\u00e1t na souhlas \u010di n\u00e1zor toho, jeho\u017e se probl\u00e9m t\u00fdk\u00e1. Tedy sv\u00e9 dcery.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Za\u017eila jsem kdysi svoji sestru, kter\u00e1 procestovala b\u011bhem noci cel\u00fd byt, aby si nakonec ustlala ve van\u011b a r\u00e1no nic nev\u011bd\u011bla.<\/p>\n

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Za\u017eila sv\u00e9ho prvn\u00edho man\u017eela, kter\u00fd ze span\u00ed plavmo vysko\u010dil a s \u0159evem \u201eu\u017e to pad\u00e1, krej se!!\u201c odplachtil pod st\u016fl, kde se jal usilovn\u011b kr\u00fdt, zat\u00edmco j\u00e1 se l\u00e9\u010dila z mrtvice.<\/p>\n

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Za\u017eila jsem sebe, kter\u00e1 jsem schopna ze span\u00ed zp\u00edvat, v\u00e9st sofistikovan\u00e9 dialogy a pak si to nechat vypr\u00e1v\u011bt druhou, velice dob\u0159e pobavenou stranou. (i kdy\u017e n\u011bkdy je strana tak hodn\u00e1, \u017ee m\u011b probud\u00ed po tom, co u\u017e p\u016fl hodiny usedav\u011b lk\u00e1m).<\/em><\/p>\n

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Za\u017eila jsem nejstar\u0161\u00ed dceru, kterou jsem budila do \u0161koly, aby tato se mnou komunikovala, a pak jsem j\u00ed na\u0161la chrn\u011bt s jednou nata\u017eenou pono\u017ekou na noze, a sto\u010denou u balkonu.<\/p>\n

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Ov\u0161em, n\u011bco takov\u00e9ho, co um\u00ed Johanka, asi neza\u017eil nikdo.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ned\u011bl\u00e1 to schv\u00e1ln\u011b, nen\u00ed lajd\u00e1k. M\u00e1 25 bud\u00edk\u016f nastaven\u00fdch na mobilu a \u010dty\u0159i nad hlavou. P\u0159esto\u017ee jsou nastaveny po p\u011bti minut\u00e1ch, p\u0159ekon\u00e1 tento Big Ben a n\u00e1sledn\u011b spokojen\u011b usne, ani\u017e by si cokoli pamatovala.<\/p>\n

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Vlastn\u011b u\u017e rok ned\u011bl\u00e1m nic jin\u00e9ho, ne\u017e kupuji nejr\u016fzn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed bud\u00edky.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Tak\u017ee kdy\u017e v\u010dera ve\u010der p\u0159i\u0161la a zkou\u0161en\u011b pravila \u201emaminko, budu pot\u0159ebovat opravdu dobr\u00fd bud\u00edk\u201c<\/em>, vzhl\u00e9dli jsme s Tomem od PC a upozornili, \u017ee Orloj p\u0159est\u011bhovat nelze.<\/p>\n

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I kdybychom koupili t\u0159i vuvuzely, doc\u00edl\u00edme jedin\u011b toho, \u017ee n\u00e1s budou \u017ealovat ob\u010dan\u00e9 od \u010cern\u00e9ho mostu po Hradec Kr\u00e1lov\u00e9, ale Johanku to neprobud\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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V\u010dera r\u00e1no op\u011bt \u0159ev jej\u00edch bud\u00edk\u016f probudil Tom\u00e1\u0161e, p\u00e1na a pan\u00ed Pt\u00e1\u010dkovi, Bed\u0159icha, \u017ditom\u00edra kdesi na druh\u00e9m konci vsi, Je\u010dmena, t\u00e1tu, kter\u00fd je t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 hluch\u00fd i obyvatele m\u00edstn\u00edho h\u0159bitova.<\/p>\n

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Tom\u00e1\u0161 tedy vstal a \u0161el Johanku probudit.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Rozsv\u00edtil a asi dvacet minut s n\u00ed pro jistotu mluvil, ptal se na r\u016fzn\u00e9 slo\u017eit\u00e9 v\u011bci v\u010detn\u011b rovnic a ona odpov\u00eddala.<\/p>\n

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N\u00e1sledn\u011b se zeptal, jestli je skute\u010dn\u011b vzh\u016fru a zda m\u016f\u017ee odej\u00edt.<\/p>\n

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Odpov\u011bd\u011bla ji\u017e ze \u017eidle od sv\u00e9ho po\u010d\u00edta\u010de, \u017ee ano, \u017ee je v\u0161echno v po\u0159\u00e1dku.<\/p>\n

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ZASPALA !!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Logicky n\u00e1s to tedy v\u010dera ve\u010der dovedlo k tomu, \u017ee jsme se na jej\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dost o zakoupen\u00ed \u00fa\u010dinn\u00e9ho bud\u00edku ot\u00e1zali, \u201ejak\u00fd bud\u00edk, by to m\u011bl b\u00fdt, Johanko???!\u201c<\/em><\/p>\n

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Odpov\u011b\u010f: \u201en\u011bjak\u00fd, kter\u00fd m\u011b bude b\u00edt\u201c.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Nev\u00edm o \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9m bud\u00edku, kter\u00fd st\u0159\u00edk\u00e1 vodu, nebo chrl\u00ed \u017ehavou l\u00e1vu a proto s povd\u011bkem vyzkou\u0161\u00edme v\u0161echno, s \u010d\u00edm p\u0159ijdete.<\/p>\n

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Neum\u00edme to \u0159e\u0161it.<\/p>\n

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D\u00edky<\/p>\n

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M\u00ed\u0161a K.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Views: 26Obrac\u00edm se na va\u0161e vzd\u011blan\u00e9 a zku\u0161enostmi u\u010desan\u00e9 hlavy a jsem ochotna vyzkou\u0161et v\u0161echny mo\u017en\u00e9 n\u00e1vody. A mysl\u00edm, \u017ee se v tom p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b ani nebudu muset pt\u00e1t na souhlas \u010di n\u00e1zor toho, jeho\u017e se probl\u00e9m t\u00fdk\u00e1. Tedy sv\u00e9 dcery.   Za\u017eila jsem kdysi svoji sestru, kter\u00e1 procestovala b\u011bhem noci cel\u00fd byt, aby si nakonec ustlala […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ranni-kavy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t