{"id":5023,"date":"2016-09-19T11:37:23","date_gmt":"2016-09-19T09:37:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=5023"},"modified":"2018-09-19T11:38:48","modified_gmt":"2018-09-19T09:38:48","slug":"k-ranni-kave-oile-blondyno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-oile-blondyno.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: OIL\u00e9! Blond\u00fdno!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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U\u017e v\u00edm, co tomu je! \u2026 kdepak, nen\u00ed to v\u016fbec rozbit\u00fd, jak by se nab\u00edzelo. V p\u00e1tek jsem psala, kterak se masakr motorovou pilou nekonal, a d\u011bkuji za va\u0161e tipy stran p\u0159\u00edpadn\u00e9 z\u00e1vady. Spr\u00e1vnou a tak\u00e9 nejveselej\u0161\u00ed p\u0159\u00ed\u010dinu odhadly dv\u011b z v\u00e1s. Tedy t\u0159i. Je\u0161t\u011b Vendula\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Bylo by to velice vesel\u00e9, ba p\u0159\u00edmo k popuk\u00e1n\u00ed, kdybych p\u00e1te\u010dn\u00ed \u201e\u0159ez\u00e1n\u00ed\u201c neodnesla megapuch\u00fd\u0159em a vyh\u0159ezlou plot\u00fdnkou, co\u017e ov\u0161em, jak napsala Andy je zase lep\u0161\u00ed varianta, ne\u017e ty st\u0159eva.<\/p>\n

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\u2026 JENOM\u017dE!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ne\u017e se z\u0159\u00edt\u00edte sm\u00edchy ze \u017eidle a vy\u0165uk\u00e1te si do hlavy kr\u00e1ter nad t\u00edm, kterak blond\u00fdna do olejov\u00e9 n\u00e1dr\u017ee benz\u00edn vetkla, mus\u00edm, se mali\u010dko obh\u00e1jit.<\/p>\n

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Pravda, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 nepr\u016fst\u0159eln\u00e1 obhajoba to nebude, ale p\u0159ece jenom si s dovolen\u00edm zanad\u00e1v\u00e1m, ne\u017e p\u0159ipust\u00edm, \u017ee jsem pako.<\/p>\n

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Moje v\u00fdtka pat\u0159\u00ed v\u00fdrobci pily.<\/p>\n

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Nech\u00e1pu, ty jeden v\u00fdrob\u010de, jak n\u011bkdo m\u016f\u017ee na v\u00ed\u010dko vytla\u010dit t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 neidentifikovateln\u00fd obr\u00e1zek, kter\u00fd nelze odli\u0161it od vzorkov\u00e1n\u00ed v\u00ed\u010dka, k tomu k\u0159\u00ed\u017eek a vedle t\u00e9 abstraktn\u00ed expresionistick\u00e9 fantazie zcela z\u0159eteln\u011b napsat OIL.<\/em><\/p>\n

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To u\u017e jenom sta\u010d\u00ed, k tomu p\u0159i\u0161la jedna blond\u00fdna, co m\u00e1 \u0159idi\u010d\u00e1k a u\u017e n\u011bkdy vid\u011bla v\u00ed\u010dko olejov\u00e9 n\u00e1dr\u017ee, p\u0159e\u010detla si OIL a prost\u011b tam nalila OIL.<\/em><\/p>\n

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N\u00e1sledn\u011b d\u00edky brilantn\u00edmu \u00fasudku dosp\u011bla k z\u00e1v\u011bru, \u017ee m\u00e1-li semko pat\u0159it OIL, benz\u00edn bude patrn\u011b pat\u0159it pod v\u00ed\u010dko druh\u00e9, na kter\u00e9m je pon\u011bkud zda\u0159ilej\u0161\u00ed obr\u00e1zek trycht\u00fd\u0159e a \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd n\u00e1pis.<\/p>\n

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A ano, je to otvor mal\u00fd, p\u0159ekvapiv\u011b mal\u00fd a vcelku bylo blond\u00fdn\u011b s kanystrem podivn\u00e9, \u017ee je men\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e otvor na olej, ale holt tomu tak je, a tedy se tam dle obr\u00e1zku benz\u00edn nal\u00e9v\u00e1 trycht\u00fd\u0159em, to d\u00e1 rozum.<\/p>\n

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Poslu\u0161n\u011b jsem na\u0161la i trycht\u00fd\u0159.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Zbytek v\u00edte z p\u00e1te\u010dn\u00edho vyd\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

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V osm ve\u010der, jsem si vydezinfinkovala puch\u00fd\u0159 a odbelhala se do chaty vys\u00edlen\u00e1 celoodpoledn\u00edm ne\u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00fdm p\u0159emlouv\u00e1n\u00edm pily, aby jezdila na olej.<\/p>\n

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Vyrobila jsem si runov\u00fd amulet a s megaotazn\u00edkem nad hlavou \u0161la sp\u00e1t.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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R\u00e1no mi V\u00e9na napsala nesm\u011bl\u00fd dotaz, zdali jsem \u010dirou n\u00e1hodou nenalila benz\u00edn jinam, ne\u017e m\u011bl b\u00fdt.<\/p>\n

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Neurazila jsem se, ale napsala jsem j\u00ed mali\u010dko ironickou pozn\u00e1mku o tom, \u017ee jsem fakt gramotn\u00e1.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Proto\u017ee m\u00e1m ale ve zvyku si v\u011bci v\u017edycky ov\u011b\u0159ovat, pravda mnohdy zp\u011btn\u011b, co\u017e nen\u00ed pr\u00e1v\u011b ide\u00e1ln\u00ed, \u0161la jsem se pod\u00edvat.<\/p>\n

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Jasn\u011b, OIL.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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D\u00edky rann\u00ed koncentraci a odpo\u010dat\u00fdm mozkov\u00fdm bu\u0148k\u00e1m jsem ov\u0161em identifikovala obr\u00e1zek pumpy a n\u00e1sledn\u011b i cel\u00e9 to um\u011bleck\u00e9 d\u00edlo v glob\u00e1ln\u00edm kontextu.<\/p>\n

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Obr\u00e1zek pumpy + OIL.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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M\u00e1lem jsem se vyvr\u00e1tila.<\/p>\n

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Vendula se po m\u00e9 n\u00e1sledn\u00e9 zpr\u00e1v\u011b, kter\u00e1 zn\u011bla, \u201eTY VOLE NALILA!!!!\u201c<\/em>, vyvr\u00e1tila skute\u010dn\u011b.<\/p>\n

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Poslouchala jsem to cel\u00e9 odpoledne, n\u00e1ramn\u011b se t\u00edm bavila a asi i cel\u00e9 \u010cVUT a nave\u010der mi napsala, \u017ee pro n\u00e1s vymyslela nov\u00fd soukrom\u00fd pozdrav.<\/p>\n

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\u201eOIL\u00c9 HOMBR\u00c9!\u201c<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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mmmmm\u2026.<\/p>\n

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To bychom m\u011bli.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Pilu jsem nezni\u010dila, neb se tam, JO, TO M\u011aL SD\u011aLOVAT ONEN Z\u00c1HADN\u00dd SOUSLED V\u00ddTVARNA A TEXTU, stejn\u011b m\u00edch\u00e1 benz\u00edn s olejem a benz\u00edn v n\u00e1dr\u017ece na maz\u00e1n\u00ed \u0159et\u011bzu dle odborn\u00edk\u016f, kter\u00fdm jsem se musela se zatnut\u00fdmi zuby sv\u011b\u0159it a tak\u00e9 jim poveselit den, nijak z\u00e1sadn\u011b nevad\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Ob\u011b z\u00e1le\u017eitosti, jsem z n\u00e1dr\u017eek vylila a nahradila spr\u00e1vn\u00fdmi.<\/p>\n

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\u0158ezat budu nev\u00edm, kdy, proto\u017ee mi to v\u0161ecko zmoklo.<\/p>\n

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Pozitiva?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Neu\u0159\u00edzla jsem si ani nohu, ani ruku, ani \u017e\u00e1dnou jinou pot\u0159ebnou sou\u010d\u00e1stku t\u011bla, akor\u00e1t ostudu a to v pohod\u011b p\u0159e\u017eiju.<\/p>\n

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Alespo\u0148 v\u00edm, \u017ee pot\u0159ebuju chlapa. A ne, \u017ee ne! \"yes\"<\/strong><\/p>\n

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M\u00ed\u0161a K.<\/em><\/p>\n

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