{"id":4913,"date":"2016-12-13T09:36:32","date_gmt":"2016-12-13T08:36:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=4913"},"modified":"2018-09-17T09:40:40","modified_gmt":"2018-09-17T07:40:40","slug":"k-ranni-kave-nez-zkopcenou-basnicku-radeji-nic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-nez-zkopcenou-basnicku-radeji-nic.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: Ne\u017e zkop\u010denou b\u00e1sni\u010dku, rad\u011bji nic!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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D\u011bl\u00e1m to ka\u017ed\u00fd rok a ka\u017ed\u00fd rok zbyte\u010dn\u011b. Ale tradice, zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 ty, kde se neum\u00edr\u00e1, se mus\u00ed dr\u017eet. A tak i letos po\u017e\u00e1d\u00e1m. V\u016fbec nevad\u00ed dv\u011b slova v SMS nebo na FB. \u201eHodn\u011b \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed\u201c, \u201e\u0160\u0165astn\u00fd a vesel\u00fd\u201c, nebo cokoli\u2026 nebo nic, v\u017edy\u0165 se sv\u011bt nezbo\u0159\u00ed a my p\u0159ece v\u00edme, \u017ee se m\u00e1me r\u00e1di. Ale pros\u00edm sna\u017en\u011b, nep\u0159epos\u00edlejte mi tup\u00e9 b\u00e1sni\u010dky!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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T\u0159eba budu vypadat upjat\u011b, nebo antitolerantn\u011b, mo\u017en\u00e1 nevd\u011b\u010dn\u011b, ale j\u00e1 to zkus\u00edm vysv\u011btlit, pro\u010d m\u011b to ob\u010das i uraz\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e m\u00e1m n\u011bkoho r\u00e1da, kdy\u017e mu p\u0159eji n\u011bco hezk\u00e9ho, a kdy\u017e na n\u011bj mysl\u00edm, m\u011blo by b\u00fdt p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed fakt ode m\u011b.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Jak\u00fd m\u00e1 smysl, dostat ve zpr\u00e1v\u011b text a pak d\u00edky schopn\u00e9mu telefonu za\u0161krtat t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 bezmy\u0161lenkovit\u011b adres\u00e1ty a hromadn\u011b to rozeslat?<\/p>\n

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Jak se potom li\u0161\u00ed takov\u00fd akt od spamu typu: <\/strong>\u201eDear sout\u011b\u017e\u201c<\/em> to by m\u011b vzal \u010dert ka\u017ed\u00fd den. \"angry\"<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Tohle d\u011blaj\u00ed roboti, programy a 100% se jedn\u00e1 o podvod, nebo prost\u011b o sr\u00e1goru.<\/p>\n

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Robot st\u00e1hne milion e-mailov\u00fdch adres, vygeneruje slovo \u201edear\u201c<\/em>, vyfiltruje za\u010d\u00e1tek mailov\u00e9 adresy a logicky je mu jedno, \u017ee soutez@popelky.cz<\/a> nen\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk.<\/p>\n

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Jak\u00fd je rozd\u00edl mezi takov\u00fdm bezduch\u00fdm chov\u00e1n\u00edm programu a programov\u00fdm rozes\u00edl\u00e1m bezduch\u00e9 b\u00e1sni\u010dky \u00fapln\u011b ka\u017ed\u00e9mu ze seznamu?<\/p>\n

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To znamen\u00e1, \u017ee \u201ep\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dko\u201c o \u201esladk\u00e9m mls\u00e1n\u00ed a pln\u00e9m b\u0159\u00ed\u0161ku\u201c<\/em> patrn\u011b obdr\u017e\u00ed i ten, co m\u00e1 diabetes a je na inzul\u00ednu, vyoperovali mu \u017elu\u010dn\u00edk, nem\u00e1 ledvinu, m\u00e1 p\u016flku \u017ealudku a hostinu si u\u017eije nitro\u017eiln\u011b.<\/p>\n

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Super.<\/p>\n

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Jo, jasn\u011b, m\u016f\u017eu si sednout a sama vymyslet n\u011bco typu: \u201eHodn\u011b d\u00e1rk\u016f, mil\u00fd Marku…\u201c<\/em><\/strong> a Marek bude v\u011bd\u011bt, \u017ee to je sice such\u00fd, ale sna\u017eila jsem se kv\u016fli n\u011bmu. A mo\u017en\u00e1 ho to pot\u011b\u0161\u00ed a mo\u017en\u00e1 sesmol\u00ed taky n\u011bjak\u00e9 veled\u00edlo.<\/p>\n

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Ale to je prost\u011b p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed, kde je osobn\u00ed intervence a my\u0161lenka na konkr\u00e9tn\u00edho \u010dlov\u011bka. V takov\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b nen\u00ed podstatn\u00e9, zdali je odes\u00edlatel reinkarnovan\u00fd \u0160r\u00e1mek.<\/p>\n

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Opravdu, ne\u017e n\u011bco z n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00edho \u0161\u00edlenstv\u00ed, tak rad\u011bji nic:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u00b7         J\u00e1 Ti p\u0159eji jako loni, a\u0165 Ti ty V\u00e1noce kr\u00e1sn\u011b doma von\u00ed. Jehli\u010d\u00ed, vanilka a sko\u0159ice a tak\u00e9 l\u00e1sky nejv\u00edce. Hlavn\u011b pohodu a zdrav\u00ed\u010dko, to cel\u00e9 rovn\u00e1 se \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed\u010dko!!!<\/em><\/strong>  Jestli mi to n\u011bkdo po\u0161le, vyma\u017eu jeho \u010d\u00edslo.<\/p>\n

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\u00b7        Hezke vanocni svatky, at mate cas na pohadky, at se na Vas stesti smeje, at vas uspech provazi i v roce, ktery prichazi. Krasne vanoce Vam preje..<\/em><\/strong>.<\/strong> Tak tohle vymysl\u00ed i trochu chyt\u0159ej\u0161\u00ed v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed kapr \u2013 Ne, on to bude m\u00edt hez\u010d\u00ed!<\/p>\n

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\u00b7         Nebem let\u00ed Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ek, natrhnul si ko\u017e\u00ed\u0161ek, spodky na n\u00e1s ukazuje, bobky p\u0159itom z nich po n\u00e1s rozhazuje. Bobk\u016f tam m\u00e1 jist\u011b dosti, m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 se napakovat do sytosti. Prdelkou na n\u00e1s krout\u00ed, lid\u00e9 u\u017e se z toho hrout\u00ed. Pin\u010four mu kouk\u00e1 z trencl\u00ed, u\u017e jsme z toho cel\u00ed zvencl\u00ed. Pytl\u00edka si chlad\u00ed ledem, bradavky si ma\u017ee medem, te\u010f ji\u017e dost\u00e1v\u00e1\u0161 chu\u0165 na jeho chlupatou hru\u010f. Med mu sl\u00edzne\u0161 a na \u0161ulina hv\u00edzdne\u0161.  <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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To z\u00edr\u00e1te, co? P\u0159\u00ed\u0161ern\u00fd? No tak j\u00e1 v\u00e1s uji\u0161\u0165uji, \u017ee i tohle se rozes\u00edl\u00e1. Nej\u010dast\u011bji mezi kret\u00e9ny. (loni mi to p\u0159i\u0161lo jednou – sta\u010dilo).<\/p>\n

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\u00b7         Hodne stesti, zdravi, lasky, vsude kvetou sedmikrasky. Nikde neni zadny snih, sob nejede na sanich. I tak krasne darky vsem a Silvestra? Toho at ve zdravi prezijem. Preje… <\/em><\/strong>Ne, sob nikam nejede, nebo alespo\u0148 ne p\u0159es \u010cR, ale mo\u017en\u00e1 n\u011bkde po luk\u00e1ch kvetouc\u00edch. Autor patrn\u011b slav\u00ed Silvestra celoro\u010dn\u011b, neb jinak by tohle nevyplodil.<\/p>\n

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\u00b7         Ka\u017ed\u00fd sv\u016fj sen ti\u0161e si sn\u00ed, j\u00e1 sk\u0159\u00edtek jsem V\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed, sny tv\u00e9 p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed zn\u00e1m, sn\u011bhovou kouli pos\u00edl\u00e1m, zastud\u00ed na \u010dele a \u0161ept\u00e1 \u0161\u0165astn\u00e9 a vesel\u00e9.<\/em><\/strong> Sk\u0159\u00edtek pos\u00edl\u00e1 v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed kouli. Tvl. Ach jo.<\/em><\/p>\n

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\u00b7         DOMA BORDEL JAKO V TANKU, KAM M\u00c1M D\u00c1T TU KUPU D\u00c1RK\u016e? A\u017d SI DOMA UKLID\u00cd\u0160, MO\u017dN\u00c1 N\u011aCO UVID\u00cd\u0160. JE\u017d\u00cd\u0160EK.<\/em><\/strong> Jako v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed vskutku sv\u00e1te\u010dn\u00ed. Tohle bych neposlala, ani kdybych zblbla na kvadr\u00e1t.<\/p>\n

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\u00b7         Ucp\u011bte kom\u00edny, nepus\u0165te Santu, pou\u017eij cement, anebo maltu. Otev\u0159i okno, nasa\u010f si kul\u00ed\u0161ek, d\u00e1rky v\u00e1m p\u0159inese jedin\u011b Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ek! Kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 V\u00e1noce p\u0159eje..<\/em><\/strong>.<\/strong> Um\u00edm si p\u0159edstavit leccos. A um\u00edm si i p\u0159edstavit slova se\u0159azen\u00e1 tak, aby se r\u00fdmovala, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e je patrn\u00e9, \u017ee to je vlastn\u011b jedin\u00fd smysl toho v\u0161eho. Vyjma my\u0161lenky, kterou autor z\u010d\u00e1sti udr\u017eel.<\/p>\n

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No, faktem je, \u017ee se \u010dlov\u011bk nemus\u00ed obt\u011b\u017eovat s osloven\u00edm. Ot\u00e1zkou z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1, zdali se v takov\u00fdch p\u0159\u00edpadech obt\u011b\u017eovat v\u016fbec.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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M\u00ed\u0161a K.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Views: 101D\u011bl\u00e1m to ka\u017ed\u00fd rok a ka\u017ed\u00fd rok zbyte\u010dn\u011b. Ale tradice, zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 ty, kde se neum\u00edr\u00e1, se mus\u00ed dr\u017eet. A tak i letos po\u017e\u00e1d\u00e1m. V\u016fbec nevad\u00ed dv\u011b slova v SMS nebo na FB. \u201eHodn\u011b \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed\u201c, \u201e\u0160\u0165astn\u00fd a vesel\u00fd\u201c, nebo cokoli\u2026 nebo nic, v\u017edy\u0165 se sv\u011bt nezbo\u0159\u00ed a my p\u0159ece v\u00edme, \u017ee se m\u00e1me r\u00e1di. Ale pros\u00edm […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ranni-kavy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t