{"id":4892,"date":"2018-09-17T00:07:25","date_gmt":"2018-09-16T22:07:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=4892"},"modified":"2018-09-17T00:07:25","modified_gmt":"2018-09-16T22:07:25","slug":"k-ranni-kave-rooostou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-rooostou.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: Rooostou!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u00e9 se stalo skutkem. Pro pomalu ka\u017ed\u00e9ho \u010cecha, kter\u00fd je skute\u010dn\u011b \u010cech, nast\u00e1vaj\u00ed oslavy ne nepodobn\u00e9 velkolep\u00e9mu Beltinovsk\u00e9mu vesel\u00ed na\u0161ich p\u0159edk\u016f. Jsme n\u00e1rodem houba\u0159\u016f. A ust\u00fdskan\u00fd \u010cech v\u00a0depresi, \u017ee v\u00a0lese u\u017e t\u00fddny nena\u0161el ani pl\u00edse\u0148, nyn\u00ed op\u011bt objevil ztracen\u00fd r\u00e1j!<\/p>\n

Jsem jedn\u00edm z\u00a0nich.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Podez\u0159en\u00ed jsem pojala, kdy\u017e jsem sekala zahradu a m\u00e9 oko spo\u010dinulo na \u010demsi, co mi p\u0159ipomn\u011blo v\u011bc, kter\u00e1 u\u017e jsem pomalu zapomn\u011bla, jak vypad\u00e1.<\/p>\n

Houbu.\u00a0\"blush\"<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ale no nene!<\/p>\n

Ale jo!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Koz\u00e1k a na zahrad\u011b!<\/p>\n

Tento z\u00e1zrak, konkr\u00e9tn\u011b mistr koz\u00e1k b\u0159ezov\u00fd, je skute\u010dn\u011b re\u00e1ln\u00fd a j\u00e1 se byla dvakr\u00e1t ujistit, \u017ee nem\u00e1m halucinace, vznikl\u00e9 z\u00a0houba\u0159sk\u00e9ho abs\u0165\u00e1ku.<\/p>\n

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Ve\u010der ten den mi kamar\u00e1d, stejn\u011b dlouhodob\u011b sti\u017een houbovou avitamin\u00f3zou, poslal do MSN fotografii sv\u00e9ho pln\u00e9ho ko\u0161\u00edku, kterou euforicky opat\u0159il asi 360ti smajl\u00edky.<\/p>\n

Nediv\u00edm se.<\/p>\n

A\u010dkoli jsem m\u011bla v\u010dera v\u00a0pl\u00e1nu jet do OBI kupovat t\u011bsn\u00edc\u00ed p\u00e1sku k\u00a0van\u011b, zm\u011bnila jsem pl\u00e1ny.<\/p>\n

Jela jsem na houby.<\/strong><\/p>\n

M\u00e1m to kousek a vzala jsem to sm\u011brem, kter\u00fd mi poradil onen kamar\u00e1d, ale jsem to m\u00edsto nena\u0161la (j\u00e1 a sou\u0159adnice) a tak jsem kousek od Uhl\u00ed\u0159sk\u00fdch Janovic zastavila u prvn\u00ed z\u00e1vory.<\/p>\n

Prvn\u00ed byl asi po dvaceti metrech.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Z\u00edrala jsem na toho n\u00e1dhern\u00e9ho prav\u00e1ka hodn\u011b dlouho, ne\u017e jsem ho ob\u0159adn\u011b a velice opatrn\u011b vyjmula, kdy\u017e jsem mu p\u0159ed t\u00edm pov\u011bd\u011bla hodn\u011b obdivn\u00fdch v\u011bt a ne\u0161et\u0159ila slovy d\u00edk\u016f.<\/p>\n

Snad proto, jak jsem mu nepokryt\u011b pochlebovala, zavolal kamar\u00e1dy.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Byli tak kr\u00e1sn\u00ed, \u017ee jsem musela ochutnat, abych se p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dila, \u017ee opravdu nejsou ho\u0159c\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Tedy po tom, co jsem se p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dila, \u017ee nesp\u00edm.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Byla jsem v\u00a0lese, mimochodem v n\u00e1dhern\u00e9m lese, pln\u00e9m mechu, kaprad\u00ed\u00a0(v\u011b\u0159\u00edm, \u017ee tam n\u011bkde post\u00e1vali i K\u0159em\u00edlek s\u00a0Vochom\u016frkou),\u00a0<\/em>vzrostl\u00fdch, p\u0159ekr\u00e1sn\u00fdch a majestn\u00e1tn\u00edch dub\u016f, borovic a mod\u0159\u00edn\u016f, asi tak hodinu.<\/p>\n

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Ne\u017e jsem odjela, bla\u017een\u00e1 a uspokojen\u00e1 mykologick\u00fdmi orgasmy neb\u00fdval\u00e9 intenzity, pozdravila jsem kozy na houb\u00e1ch.<\/p>\n

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Ano, m\u00e1m na sma\u017eenici a n\u011bco i na su\u0161en\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Na\u0161la jsem, vedle t\u011bch kouzeln\u00fdch prav\u00e1k\u016f, tak\u00e9 moc p\u011bkn\u00e9 klouzky, babky i poddub\u00e1\u010dky.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ty prav\u00e1ky jsem prost\u011b nedok\u00e1zala na sma\u017eenici nakr\u00e1jet.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ty prost\u011b obal\u00edm. Ob\u0159adn\u011b je pak poz\u0159u a snad koup\u00edm k\u00a0tomu i oh\u0148ostroj.<\/p>\n

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Tak\u017ee Popelky drah\u00e9, Toro, berte si dovolenou, proto\u017ee ROSTOU!!\u00a0\"yes\"<\/strong><\/p>\n

M\u00ed\u0161a K.<\/p>\n

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