{"id":4863,"date":"2017-01-11T10:24:12","date_gmt":"2017-01-11T09:24:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=4863"},"modified":"2018-09-16T10:24:50","modified_gmt":"2018-09-16T08:24:50","slug":"k-ranni-kave-zlatokopka-utopit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-zlatokopka-utopit.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: Zlatokopka? Utopit!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Nejen titulky v internetov\u00fdch a jin\u00fdch \u010dl\u00e1nc\u00edch se staraj\u00ed o zkultur\u0148ov\u00e1n\u00ed na\u0161\u00ed du\u0161e hodnotnou krm\u00ed, abychom se posouvali vst\u0159\u00edc dokonalosti. Je dobr\u00e9 m\u00edt tak\u00e9 FB, kde se \u010dlov\u011bk lec\u010demus nau\u010d\u00ed\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Kup\u0159\u00edkladu se dozv\u00edte, \u017ee sv\u011bt je neb\u00fdvale promiskuitn\u00ed, a \u017ee pokud spoj\u00edte sv\u00e9 \u017eivoty se svatost\u00ed jednoho bo\u017e\u00edho posla, co objevil lysohl\u00e1vky a m\u00e1 taky FB, budete spaseni.<\/p>\n

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Nen\u00ed \u0161patn\u00e9 ob\u010das pro\u010d\u00edst, co si n\u00e1rod mysl\u00ed a jak mysl\u00ed. Mysl\u00ed-li.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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M\u016f\u017eete si n\u00e1sledn\u011b t\u0159eba perfektn\u011b vy\u010distit st\u0159eva, nebo se od srdce zasm\u00e1t.<\/p>\n

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Nebo zaplakat.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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V\u010dera jsem nev\u011bd\u011bla, jestli prvn\u00ed, druh\u00e9 nebo t\u0159et\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Jedna na\u0161e celebrita je toti\u017e zlatokopka a \u010ce\u0161i j\u00ed nen\u00e1vid\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Prvn\u00ed, na co p\u0159ijdete, je, \u017ee nejste \u010cech, proto\u017ee v\u00e1m dote\u010f vlastn\u011b byla ukraden\u00e1, vedle toho, \u017ee jednou \u0159\u00edkala po\u010das\u00ed a podruh\u00e9 horory ze sv\u011bta ve zpr\u00e1v\u00e1ch.<\/p>\n

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O tom, \u017ee se vdala a kolik m\u011bla milenc\u016f, jak se jmenovali a kolik m\u011bli pen\u011bz, jsem nem\u011bla pon\u011bt\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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N\u00e1rod ano.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Te\u010f v\u00edm, \u017ee m\u011bla man\u017eela, ale u\u017e ho skoro nem\u00e1, proto\u017ee j\u00ed zradil s jej\u00ed kamar\u00e1dkou, le\u010d ona si to s d\u00edt\u011btem na krku zaslou\u017e\u00ed, proto\u017ee je zlatokopka.<\/p>\n

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Ilustra\u010dn\u00ed obr\u00e1zek <\/strong>(jej\u00ed sem ned\u00e1m, u\u017e toho m\u00e1 na hrbu dost)<\/em><\/p>\n

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Rozum\u011bj, zlatokopka ne ve stylu v\u00fdprav na Klondike s cedn\u00edkem a lopatou pod pa\u017e\u00ed, ale tak n\u011bjak proto, \u017ee v\u0161ichni jej\u00ed partne\u0159i byli bohat\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Je\u0161t\u011b jinak\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

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M\u011bla bohat\u00e9 partnery, se kter\u00fdmi se v pr\u016fb\u011bhu \u017eivota roze\u0161la, nakonec se vdala zase za bohat\u00e9ho partnera, s t\u00edm m\u00e1 mal\u00e9 d\u011bcko a te\u010f\u2026m\u00e1 co cht\u011bla.<\/p>\n

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Co tedy ta mrcha cht\u011bla?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Asi cht\u011bla man\u017eela. V\u00fdb\u011br se z\u00fa\u017eil na reperto\u00e1r t\u011bch, kte\u0159\u00ed se ve spole\u010dnosti, kde se takov\u00e1 \u017eena vyskytuje, vyskytuj\u00ed tak\u00e9.<\/p>\n

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Kupodivu je v okol\u00ed takov\u00e9 \u017eeny v\u017edycky v\u00edc bohat\u00fdch, ne\u017e t\u011bch, kter\u00e9 pr\u00e1v\u011b vyrazili z \u00fa\u0159adu pr\u00e1ce.<\/p>\n

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Chyba!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Pokud chcete b\u00fdt n\u00e1rodem obl\u00edbeny, d\u00e1my, mus\u00edte zahodit pomysln\u00fd cedn\u00edk, a i kdy\u017e se pohybujete ve vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed spole\u010dnosti, co\u017e u\u017e sta\u010d\u00ed, aby v\u00e1s n\u00e1rod z 80% prost\u011b nesn\u00e1\u0161el, (nedej bo\u017ee, abyste k tomu byly hezk\u00e9)<\/em>, za chot\u011b mus\u00edte pojmout bezdomovce.<\/p>\n

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Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, proto\u017ee vy m\u00e1te slu\u0161n\u00e9 postaven\u00ed, jste zn\u00e1m\u00e1 osobnost, a tak p\u0159ece vy, budete te\u010f hezky \u017eivit jeho.<\/p>\n

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Jak, jako, \u017ee se o v\u00e1s zaj\u00edmaj\u00ed pr\u00e1v\u011b ti, kter\u00e9 zvou na ve\u010d\u00edrky, na kter\u00e9 zvou i v\u00e1s?<\/p>\n

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Copak nechod\u00edte do parku?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ono je tam m\u00e1lo hezk\u00fdch mu\u017e\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed jezd\u00ed s vysava\u010dem na ps\u00ed hov\u00ednka?<\/p>\n

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No tak vid\u00edte.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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V\u0161echny ty mlsn\u00e9 boh\u00e1\u010de, co jim je ct\u00ed v\u00e1m zaplatit koktejl, nechte t\u011bm, kter\u00e9 nemaj\u00ed takov\u00e9 \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed, a nechod\u00ed na ve\u010d\u00edrky pro smet\u00e1nku.<\/p>\n

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\u017de boh\u00e1\u010di by o oby\u010dejnou holku v re\u00e1ln\u00e9m \u017eivot\u011b, nikoli ve filmu Pretty woman ani nezavadili?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u017de cht\u011bj\u00ed modelky, hlasatelky, tenistky, zp\u011bva\u010dky, moder\u00e1torky, silikonov\u00e9 hollywoodsk\u00e9 hv\u011bzdy a producentky?<\/p>\n

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No to snad ne!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u017de by boh\u00e1\u010d m\u011bl dojem, \u017ee holka, co je tro\u0161ku p\u0159i t\u011ble, m\u00e1 prsa dvojky, je vyu\u010den\u00e1 kade\u0159nice, moment\u00e1ln\u011b nezam\u011bstnan\u00e1, co chod\u00ed po ve\u010derech ukl\u00edzet, aby u\u017eivila dv\u011b d\u011bti, a m\u00e1 \u0161petku celulitidu, ale um\u00ed skv\u011ble va\u0159it, je pracovit\u00e1 a hodn\u00e1, by ho nedostate\u010dn\u011b reprezentovala?<\/p>\n

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To nen\u00ed mo\u017en\u00e9!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Jsem sk\u00e1lopevn\u011b p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den\u00e1, \u017ee v\u011bhlasn\u00ed hokejist\u00e9, fotbalist\u00e9, tenist\u00e9, golfist\u00e9, modelingov\u00ed velmist\u0159i, oscarov\u00ed herci, re\u017eis\u00e9\u0159i, zp\u011bv\u00e1ci a naftov\u00ed magn\u00e1ti, si berou modelky, hlasatelky, tenistky, zp\u011bva\u010dky, moder\u00e1torky, silikonov\u00e9 hollywoodsk\u00e9 hv\u011bzdy a producentky \u010dist\u011b n\u00e1hodou!<\/p>\n

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Proto\u017ee ony jsou zlatokopky, zat\u00edmco uboz\u00ed boh\u00e1\u010di za nic nem\u016f\u017eou!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Oni p\u0159ece nejsou \u017e\u00e1dn\u00ed pokrytci s p\u0159ebujel\u00fdm egem, nedostatkem skromnosti a absenc\u00ed schopnosti vid\u011bt kr\u00e1su tam, kde se net\u0159epot\u00e1 v m\u00edstech mezi krkem a solarem, a solarem a stehny.<\/p>\n

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Oni jsou ob\u011bti!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ob\u011bti zlatokopek, kter\u00e9 je t\u0159eba nesn\u00e1\u0161et. A p\u0159esn\u011b o n\u011b, zcela nev\u011bdom\u011b, n\u00e1hodou a patrn\u011b z donucen\u00ed, stoj\u00ed ti chlapci se zlatou kreditkou.<\/p>\n

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Tak je to.<\/p>\n

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A zlatokopce, kter\u00e1 porod\u00ed a dostane kopa\u010dky, proto\u017ee ono to mezi t\u00edm solarem a stehny u\u017e nen\u00ed ono, a mezi krkem a solarem taky ne, a ta m\u00edsta kolem pup\u00edku, no fakt u\u017e nic moc, tak t\u00e9 to p\u0159ece pat\u0159\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Jej\u00ed b\u00fdval\u00fd zlat\u00fd hoch op\u011bt n\u011bjakou n\u00e1hodou p\u0159ehl\u00e9dne dobrosrde\u010dnou kant\u00fdnskou i \u0161ikovnou tramvaja\u010dku (dost mo\u017en\u00e1 proto, \u017ee tramvaj vid\u011bl naposledy, kdy\u017e mu bylo deset)<\/em> a sv\u016fj \u017eivot spoj\u00ed zase s n\u011bjakou tou mrchou, modelkou … zlatokopkou.<\/p>\n

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Chud\u00e1k, malej!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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P.S. Pou\u010dte se, pan\u00ed zlatokopko. Dal\u0161\u00ed miminko si po\u0159i\u010fte s potuln\u00fdm brusi\u010dem no\u017e\u016f a n\u00e1rod V\u00e1s bude zbo\u017e\u0148ovat.<\/p>\n

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Michaela Kudl\u00e1\u010dkov\u00e1<\/em><\/p>\n

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