{"id":4851,"date":"2017-01-25T10:01:52","date_gmt":"2017-01-25T09:01:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=4851"},"modified":"2018-09-16T10:02:28","modified_gmt":"2018-09-16T08:02:28","slug":"k-ranni-kave-tvl-dobrovsky-to-nedas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-tvl-dobrovsky-to-nedas.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: Tvl., Dobrovsk\u00fd, to ned\u00e1\u0161!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Ob\u010das si \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, jak slo\u017eit\u00fd \u017eivot mus\u00ed m\u00edt t\u0159eba kanadsk\u00fd d\u0159evorubec, pol\u00e1rn\u00edk na kruhem, kosmonaut na ISS, \u010di koordin\u00e1tor na IS, ale rozhodn\u011b nejstra\u0161n\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u00fad\u011bl maj\u00ed bulv\u00e1rn\u00ed novin\u00e1\u0159i. Ono jako vymyslet ka\u017ed\u00fd den titulek, kter\u00fd je tak stupidn\u00ed, \u017ee to n\u011bkdo je\u0161t\u011b rozklikne, to mus\u00ed j\u00edt dom\u016f ze \u0161ichty orvan\u00ed jak bor\u016fvky\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

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S obl\u00edben\u00fdm \u201emraziv\u00fd, mraziv\u00e1, mraziv\u00e9\u201c <\/em>u\u017e nikoho neohrom\u00ed, a tak si m\u016f\u017eeme minim\u00e1ln\u011b jednou denn\u011b prohl\u00e9dnout, kterak se n\u011bkdo n\u011bkde \u201evyprsil\u201c,<\/em> co\u017e te\u010f let\u00ed a jedin\u00fd, kdo se je\u0161t\u011b \u201enevyprsil, <\/em>je z\u0159ejm\u011b Karel Gott.<\/p>\n

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Prsa vedou na cel\u00e9 \u010d\u00e1\u0159e, to jednozna\u010dn\u011b.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Kdyby nebyla jednou denn\u011b prsa, patrn\u011b by padl Seznam.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u201e\u2026omra\u010duj\u00edc\u00ed vnady\u201c <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

\u201e\u2026\u0148adry le\u0161tila dopravn\u00ed zna\u010dku\u201c<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

\u201e\u2026proslul\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edrodn\u00ed \u0161estky\u201c<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

\u201e\u2026Pohled na jej\u00ed gigantick\u00e1 \u0148adra hor\u0148\u00e1ky hypnotizuje <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

\u201e\u2026Zatrsala, vyprsila (se) a bylo vymalov\u00e1no\u201c<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

 \u201e\u2026vystavila sv\u00e9 silikonem vyztu\u017een\u00e9 trojky\u201c<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

\u201e\u2026vyven\u010dila v tit\u011brn\u00fdch bikin\u00e1ch sv\u00e9 silikonov\u00e9 trojky\u201c<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Vcelku zaj\u00edmav\u00fd mus\u00ed b\u00fdt pohled na \u017eenu, kter\u00e1 poprs\u00edm zbavuje dopravn\u00ed zna\u010den\u00ed n\u00e1nosu prachu a ob\u010das zn\u00ed titulek tak zapeklit\u011b, \u017ee by Dobrovsk\u00fd zbledl z\u00e1vist\u00ed jako polednice.<\/p>\n

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\u201eTopmodelka s nejlep\u0161\u00edmi b\u0159i\u0161\u00e1ky<\/em>\u201c. <\/strong> To mus\u00edte rozkliknout, proto\u017ee pranic nev\u00edte, co jsou to \u201eb\u0159i\u0161\u00e1ky\u201c<\/em>. Bu\u010fto m\u00e1 topmodelka, co\u017e se s ohledem na preference redaktor\u016f nab\u00edz\u00ed, prsa a\u017e na b\u0159icho, nebo je to n\u011bco, co je\u0161t\u011b nezn\u00e1me.<\/p>\n

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\u201e\u2026B\u00fdval\u00e1 spajska\u2026\u201c <\/em><\/strong>Nap\u0159ed jsem myslela, \u017ee tam nad \u201eS\u201c chyb\u00ed diakritika, a tak jsem to musela rozkliknout. Na\u0161i n\u00e1rodn\u00ed obrozenci a auto\u0159i \u201eb\u0159inkotruhel, noso\u010distoplen, sp\u011b\u0161novod\u016f\u201c <\/em>a dal\u0161\u00edch u\u017e jsou d\u00e1vno out.<\/p>\n

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\u201e\u2026m\u011bl porotcovat \u00fa\u010desy\u201c<\/strong>\u2026<\/em> tak\u00e9 zaj\u00edmav\u00fd nov\u00fd, \u010desk\u00fd druh slovesa, kter\u00fd stoj\u00ed zato, p\u0159idat do u\u010debnic.<\/p>\n

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\u201e\u2026odregistrovan\u00e1 lesbi\u010dka\u201c<\/strong>\u2026<\/em> velice praktick\u00e9, proto\u017ee jak jinak jedn\u00edm slovem, aby se titulek zase t\u00e1hl jako \u201e\u2026Britsk\u00e1 silikonka se na vodn\u00ed hladin\u011b nechala nadn\u00e1\u0161et sv\u00fdmi um\u011bl\u00fdmi bal\u00f3ny\u201c,<\/strong><\/em> a nezab\u00edral prostor reklam\u011b na hubnouc\u00ed gel, vyj\u00e1d\u0159it \u017eenu, kter\u00e1 se rozvedla se \u017eenou?<\/p>\n

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Tento d\u016fmysln\u00fd term\u00edn bych \u2026 tak\u00e9 si dovol\u00edm jednu perlu <\/em>\u2026 zoficializovala<\/em><\/strong>, jako poplatn\u00fd duchu doby.<\/p>\n

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Je\u0161t\u011b se ale m\u00e1me co u\u010dit v r\u00e1mci l\u00e9ka\u0159sk\u00e9ho v\u011bd\u011bn\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Jak v\u00edme, napadaj\u00ed n\u00e1s nov\u00e9 a nov\u00e9 mutace ch\u0159ipek a lze o\u010dek\u00e1vat, \u017ee po ch\u0159ipce pta\u010d\u00ed a prase\u010d\u00ed p\u0159ijde tak\u00e9 lachtan\u00ed a sysl\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Drt\u00ed n\u00e1s AIDS i nejrozmanit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed formy rakoviny.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Civiliza\u010dn\u00ed choroby jsou na vzestupu, zacp\u00e1v\u00e1me si c\u00e9vy sajrajty z chemi\u010dek, je\u017e chrl\u00ed p\u0159idan\u00e9 l\u00e1tky, kter\u00e9 pak rveme do v\u0161eho, v\u010detn\u011b kojeneck\u00e9 v\u00fd\u017eivy, a tak se nem\u016f\u017eeme divit, a\u017e infarkt postihne i na\u0161e prso. Ne\u0159ku-li ob\u011b!!<\/p>\n

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Na seznamu u\u017e to v\u011bd\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u201e\u2026 vnady si zaslou\u017e\u00ed infarkt!\u201c<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Jak vypad\u00e1 prso sti\u017een\u00e9 infarktem nev\u00edm, ale asi to nebude pr\u00e1v\u011b \u201evyprsen\u00fd\u201c<\/em> pohled.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Tak alespo\u0148 si lze p\u0159edstavit, jak vypad\u00e1 redaktor zm\u00edtan\u00fd akutn\u00ed prsn\u00ed hore\u010dkou.<\/b><\/p>\n

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Stejn\u011b, jako se st\u0159e\u017ete \u201egenit\u00e1ln\u00edm \u00fatok\u016fm\u201c. <\/strong><\/em> Nev\u00edm, zda jde p\u0159\u00edmo o formu zn\u00e1siln\u011bn\u00ed, \u010di moment, kdy zdivo\u010del\u00fd genit\u00e1l, za\u00fato\u010d\u00ed na jin\u00fd genit\u00e1l, ale p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e1 kratochv\u00edle to nebude.<\/p>\n

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Na z\u00e1v\u011br m\u00e1m pro v\u00e1s TOP tohoto t\u00fddne a d\u016fkaz tot\u00e1ln\u00edho vy\u010derp\u00e1n\u00ed redaktor\u016f, jejich\u017e, jak u\u017e v\u00edte, neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u011b strastipln\u00e1 ka\u017edodenn\u00ed bitva o \u010dten\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fd klik, nakonec vy\u00fast\u00ed v progres\u00edvn\u00ed paral\u00fdzu v t\u00e9to podob\u011b:<\/p>\n

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\u201eMrkejte na pan\u00ed \u0147adroktovou\u201c. <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee po tomto v\u00fdpotku \u0161el redaktor dom\u016f, proto\u017ee si to zaslou\u017eil.<\/p>\n

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To je masakr!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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M\u00ed\u0161a K. <\/em><\/p>\n

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Views: 15Ob\u010das si \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, jak slo\u017eit\u00fd \u017eivot mus\u00ed m\u00edt t\u0159eba kanadsk\u00fd d\u0159evorubec, pol\u00e1rn\u00edk na kruhem, kosmonaut na ISS, \u010di koordin\u00e1tor na IS, ale rozhodn\u011b nejstra\u0161n\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u00fad\u011bl maj\u00ed bulv\u00e1rn\u00ed novin\u00e1\u0159i. Ono jako vymyslet ka\u017ed\u00fd den titulek, kter\u00fd je tak stupidn\u00ed, \u017ee to n\u011bkdo je\u0161t\u011b rozklikne, to mus\u00ed j\u00edt dom\u016f ze \u0161ichty orvan\u00ed jak bor\u016fvky\u2026   S obl\u00edben\u00fdm […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ranni-kavy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t