{"id":4795,"date":"2017-03-30T13:43:27","date_gmt":"2017-03-30T11:43:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=4795"},"modified":"2018-09-14T13:43:58","modified_gmt":"2018-09-14T11:43:58","slug":"k-ranni-kave-kez-by-misa-utekla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-kez-by-misa-utekla.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: K\u00e9\u017e by M\u00ed\u0161a utekla"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Tak jo\u2026 tak hlavn\u011b, \u017ee se pan\u00ed Eva dob\u0159e bav\u00ed, zat\u00edmco se jej\u00ed d\u00edt\u011b hled\u00e1 na smeti\u0161ti. Omluv\u00e1m se hluboce v\u0161em, kte\u0159\u00ed od za\u010d\u00e1tku tvrdili, \u017ee tahle \u017eena nen\u00ed v po\u0159\u00e1dku. Nafackovala bych si, \u017ee jsem za n\u00ed st\u00e1la a sna\u017eila se j\u00ed pochopit i br\u00e1nit. Up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b se za sv\u016fj postoj styd\u00edm\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u010clov\u011bk pochop\u00ed, chce-li, snad t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 v\u0161echno.<\/p>\n

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Jej\u00ed sv\u011btov\u00fd n\u00e1zor i klidn\u011b miliardu h\u00e1kov\u00fdch k\u0159\u00ed\u017e\u016f. Samopaly i fotky u pomn\u00edk\u016f ob\u011bt\u00ed\u2026<\/p>\n

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I kdyby se denn\u011b modlila k Hitlerov\u00fdm trenk\u00e1m a slintala u toho jako foxteri\u00e9r, pro m\u011b to byla matka ztracen\u00e9ho d\u00edt\u011bte a jako k takov\u00e9 jsem k n\u00ed bez vedlej\u0161\u00ed om\u00e1\u010dky p\u0159istoupila.<\/p>\n

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Napsala jsem tak\u00e9, \u017ee i nacistky milovaly sv\u00e9 d\u011bti.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Za t\u00edm si celkem st\u00e1le stoj\u00edm.<\/p>\n

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Tato pan\u00ed v\u0161ak nen\u00ed ani matka, ani nacistka.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Je to jenom oby\u010dejn\u00fd, zpovykovan\u00fd, nedosp\u011bl\u00fd smrad, citov\u011b ploch\u00fd, jako japonsk\u00e1 d\u00e1lnice, samolib\u00fd a mo\u017en\u00e1 taky ne \u00fapln\u011b du\u0161evn\u011b v po\u0159\u00e1dku.<\/p>\n

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P\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm, zda jde o delirium tremens, nebo k tomu je\u0161t\u011b denn\u011b futruje houbi\u010dky \u010di jin\u00e9 m\u011bni\u010de re\u00e1lu, co\u017e ostatn\u011b sama geni\u00e1ln\u011b zn\u00e1.<\/p>\n

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Chce negativn\u00ed publicitu? Chce se bavit? Chce vychov\u00e1vat novin\u00e1\u0159e, proto\u017ee je z\u0159ejm\u011b seslan\u00e1 V\u016fdcem, nebo k\u00fdm k tomu, aby nastolila po\u0159\u00e1dek v m\u00e9di\u00edch?<\/p>\n

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Nech\u0165, tak a\u0165 to m\u00e1.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Av\u0161ak k tomu, aby \u0161kolila bulv\u00e1rn\u00ed novin\u00e1\u0159e, kup\u0159\u00edkladu z expresu, za vydatn\u00e9 pomoci patrn\u011b stejn\u011b vyl\u00edzan\u00e9 kamar\u00e1dky, by musela b\u00fdt alespo\u0148 minim\u00e1ln\u011b inteligentn\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Jsem t\u011bhotn\u00e1, \u0161okovala matka ztracen\u00e9 M\u00ed\u0161i!<\/a><\/h1>\n

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Ono, ani bulv\u00e1r jaksi nezhltne v\u0161echno, co se mu p\u0159edlo\u017e\u00ed a ani bulv\u00e1r nen\u00ed od sklepa po p\u016fdu obsazen sam\u00fdmi dementy, jak si patrn\u011b neomyln\u00e1 a d\u011b\u00e9\u00e9sn\u011b d\u016fmysln\u00e1 Eva Braunov\u00e1 mysl\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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(pozn. Ta p\u0159ezd\u00edvka fakt sed\u00ed, proto\u017ee Eva byla asi tak stejn\u011b intelektu\u00e1ln\u011b disponovan\u00e1, a proto si j\u00ed Hitler vzal a\u017e t\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159ed smrt\u00ed, proto\u017ee u\u017e mu to bylo jedno. Miloval Geli Raubal, se kterou si m\u011bl co pov\u00eddat. Ne to povrchn\u00ed zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tko, co se tam kolem batolilo)<\/em>.<\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e u\u017e chci vypustit kachnu, co\u017e si tedy mohu dovolit za zcela jin\u00e9 situace, kup\u0159\u00edkladu s \u00famyslem pobavit se na \u00fa\u010det horliv\u00fdch redaktor\u016f, tak to nechce d\u011blat s trojkou v \u017e\u00edle a s hypnotiky vygumovanou pam\u011bt\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Jinak se to nejen mine s \u00fa\u010dinkem, ale m\u016f\u017ee to b\u00fdt slu\u0161n\u011b kontraproduktivn\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Jin\u00fdmi slovy, pro ty co pomalu ch\u00e1pou, ale rychle klop\u00ed v\u00fd\u010depn\u00ed lihovinu, za pitomce je pak zcela n\u011bkdo jin\u00fd.<\/p>\n

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A v tomto p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b nejen za pitomce.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ale rovn\u011b\u017e za bezcitnou, zvr\u00e1cenou osobu, kter\u00e1 dost\u00e1v\u00e1 do nelehk\u00e9 situace i sv\u00e9 bl\u00edzk\u00e9, kdy\u017e ne sebe, co\u017e je j\u00ed ov\u0161em srde\u010dn\u011b jedno, proto\u017ee „sranda mus\u00ed bejt“.<\/p>\n

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Jako bez obalu \u2013 kdyby ta M\u00ed\u0161a v\u00e1\u017en\u011b utekla, proto\u017ee \u017e\u00edt s t\u00edmhle v jedn\u00e9 dom\u00e1cnosti, mus\u00ed b\u00fdt fakt na bednu, bylo by to nejlep\u0161\u00ed \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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I kdyby to d\u00edt\u011b \u017eilo jako Maugl\u00ed n\u011bkde v hlubok\u00fdch hvozdech a ve spole\u010dnosti divok\u00e9 zv\u011b\u0159e, bude to po\u0159\u00e1d r\u00e1j na zemi.<\/p>\n

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Tak co?<\/p>\n

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Spokojen\u00e1? (nen\u00ed to nic, ne\u017e zp\u011btn\u00e1 vazba)<\/p>\n

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Hr\u0148te to sem, a\u0165 je sranda.<\/p>\n

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T\u0159eba \u201eb\u00e1je\u010dn\u00fd v\u00edkend pln\u00fd romantiky a sexu\u201c<\/em> \u2013 velk\u00e9 prd, co? Nebo si to v\u00e1\u017en\u011b mysl\u00edte?<\/p>\n

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Nebo Ota jako \u201evra\u017ed\u00edc\u00ed maniak a usp\u00e1va\u010d, co nepozn\u00e1 zemn\u00ed plyn od sv\u00edtiplynu\u201c \u2013 taky dobr\u00e1 b\u017eunda! (nutn\u011b to neznamen\u00e1, \u017ee mus\u00ed b\u00fdt v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b zmizen\u00ed M\u00ed\u0161i nevinn\u00fd, jen to znamen\u00e1, \u017ee melete kraviny, proto\u017ee jste hloup\u00e1)<\/em><\/p>\n

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Co t\u0159eba pro zm\u011bnu vymyslet n\u011bjakou zkazku na t\u00e9ma, m\u00e1m M\u00ed\u0161u doma v su\u0161i\u010dce na pr\u00e1dlo, nebo vylezla kl\u00ed\u010dovou d\u00edrkou ze zav\u0159en\u00e9ho bytu, jako ten kr\u00e1l\u00ed\u010dek, kter\u00e9ho se bytostn\u011b \u0161t\u00edt\u00edm?<\/p>\n

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Nel\u00edb\u00ed?<\/p>\n

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Pro\u010d?<\/p>\n

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Kdy\u017e to opat\u0159\u00edte n\u00e1le\u017eit\u00fdm mno\u017estv\u00edm sm\u00edchy pla\u010d\u00edc\u00edch a oblizuj\u00edc\u00edch se smajl\u00edk\u016f, co\u017e d\u00e1v\u00e1te ZA DAN\u00c9 SITUACE (!!!) skv\u011ble, jist\u011b to bude super n\u00e1pad a bude se u pivka nad \u010d\u00edm chl\u00e1mat.<\/p>\n

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Nemohla jste jako matka poh\u0159e\u0161ovan\u00e9ho d\u00edt\u011bte, jeho\u017e t\u011blo hled\u00e1 pes cvi\u010den\u00fd na hled\u00e1n\u00ed lidsk\u00fdch ostatk\u016f, vyprodukovat nic cyni\u010dt\u011bj\u0161\u00edho ani hnusn\u011bj\u0161\u00edho, o tom \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Nikoho jste ale nevychovala, ani nezesm\u011b\u0161nila, jen jste ka\u017ed\u00e9 matce v t\u00e9hle zemi zvedla \u017ealudek.<\/p>\n

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Gratuluji<\/strong> (cht\u011blo to v\u00edc t\u011bch smajl\u00edk\u016f)<\/p>\n

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Zat\u00edmco cel\u00e1 republika, i ten \u201evyblblej bulv\u00e1r\u201c se de facto boj\u00ed, co z\u00edtra najde n\u011bjak\u00fd pes na smeti\u0161ti \u010di jinde, MAM\u010cA SE DOB\u0158E BAV\u00cd!<\/p>\n

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Tohle m\u016f\u017ee ud\u011blat takovou formou a v takov\u00e9 situaci jen matka, kter\u00e1:<\/p>\n

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Je \u0161\u00edlen\u00e1.<\/p>\n

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Je ready, proto\u017ee v\u00ed, kde to d\u00edt\u011b je.<\/p>\n

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(A dal\u0161\u00ed nuance druh\u00e9 mo\u017enosti)<\/em><\/p>\n

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Je mi zle.<\/p>\n

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Chud\u00e1k babi\u010dka, ta aby te\u010f chodila po ulici p\u0159evle\u010den\u00e1 za petrkl\u00ed\u010d.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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P.S. Jestli se kdy Mi\u0161ka najde \u017eiv\u00e1, douf\u00e1m, \u017ee se n\u011bjak\u00fd ou\u0159ada postar\u00e1 o to, abyste ji u\u017e nikdy nevid\u011bla.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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M\u00ed\u0161a K.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Views: 44Tak jo\u2026 tak hlavn\u011b, \u017ee se pan\u00ed Eva dob\u0159e bav\u00ed, zat\u00edmco se jej\u00ed d\u00edt\u011b hled\u00e1 na smeti\u0161ti. Omluv\u00e1m se hluboce v\u0161em, kte\u0159\u00ed od za\u010d\u00e1tku tvrdili, \u017ee tahle \u017eena nen\u00ed v po\u0159\u00e1dku. Nafackovala bych si, \u017ee jsem za n\u00ed st\u00e1la a sna\u017eila se j\u00ed pochopit i br\u00e1nit. Up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b se za sv\u016fj postoj styd\u00edm\u2026   \u010clov\u011bk […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ranni-kavy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t