{"id":4783,"date":"2017-04-11T13:19:59","date_gmt":"2017-04-11T11:19:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=4783"},"modified":"2018-09-14T13:20:36","modified_gmt":"2018-09-14T11:20:36","slug":"k-ranni-kave-nula-krtku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-nula-krtku.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: Nula krtk\u016f!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Loni jsem prohr\u00e1la bitvu s krtky tot\u00e1ln\u00edm KO, tedy asi 56:0. Ani to m\u011b ale nep\u0159im\u011blo k n\u011bjak\u00e9mu chemick\u00e9mu \u00fatoku, proto\u017ee se prost\u011b \u010dlov\u011bk mus\u00ed ovl\u00e1dat a uznat fakt, \u017ee soupe\u0159 je logisticky siln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00e9 nekonven\u010dn\u00ed zbran\u011b, to je zbab\u011bl\u00e9. Odm\u011bnou za m\u016fj f\u00e9rov\u00fd p\u0159\u00edstup v\u0161ak bylo tolik krtinc\u016f, kolik se jich sem vejde.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Poddolovali v\u0161echno.<\/p>\n

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Ti kdyby d\u011blali Blanku, tak se s n\u00ed necrcaj\u00ed tolik let.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Vyplavov\u00e1n\u00ed vodou brali jako super aquaparkov\u00e9 letn\u00ed dov\u00e1d\u011bn\u00ed, u pla\u0161i\u010de m\u011bli diskot\u00e9ku, z ps\u00edch chlup\u016f v \u010four\u00e1ch m\u011bli srandu, prost\u011b jsme na podzim museli konstatovat, \u017ee nikoli, krtci obsadili na\u0161i zahradu, ale my se z\u0159ejm\u011b zabydleli na jejich pozemku.<\/p>\n

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Ani n\u00e1znak n\u011bjak\u00e9 \u00fazemn\u00ed dohody, vyjedn\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed selhalo ve v\u0161ech bodech a uvalen\u00e9 sankce z\u016fstaly bez efektu.<\/p>\n

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Pro\u010detla jsem a vyzkou\u0161ela snad \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161echno, co slibovalo zaru\u010den\u00fd krt\u010d\u00ed exodus kamkoli jinam.<\/p>\n

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Posledn\u00ed, co jsem je\u0161t\u011b nezkou\u0161ela, je von\u00edtko to z\u00e1chodu.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u00dadajn\u011b to krtk\u016fm d\u011bsn\u011b smrd\u00ed, co\u017e se n\u011bjak moc nediv\u00edm a \u00fadajn\u011b, kdy\u017e se d\u00e1 do ka\u017ed\u00e9, hlavn\u011b do hlavn\u00ed d\u00edry, kter\u00e1 se vyzna\u010duje t\u00edm, je znateln\u011b v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed, ale bacha krtek m\u00e1 i z\u00e1lo\u017en\u00ed, kter\u00e1 nem\u00e1 tu hromadu, proto\u017ee je d\u011bsn\u011b mazan\u00fd, tak to pr\u00fd krtky tak otr\u00e1v\u00ed (tedy emo\u010dn\u011b), \u017ee se odst\u011bhuj\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Bylo by to \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed nevra\u017eedn\u00e9, co\u017e mi vyhovuje.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Nakoupila jsem v pat\u0159i\u010dn\u00e9m mno\u017estv\u00ed von\u00edtka a \u010dekala na teplo a sucho, abych mohla ty boule rozhrabat a vetknout smrady do d\u011br.<\/p>\n

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\u00c1le nemusela jsem!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u010clov\u011bk je velice nedokonal\u00fd ve sv\u00e9m vid\u011bn\u00ed slo\u017eitosti tam, kde j\u00ed nen\u00ed, a p\u0159\u00edroda to v\u017edycky nejl\u00edp zvl\u00e1dne sama.<\/p>\n

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Ne, \u017ee by mi to nebylo l\u00edto, ostatn\u011b ud\u011blali by, chlapci krtci l\u00edp, kdyby se byli odst\u011bhovali, ale dlu\u017eno \u0159\u00edci, \u017ee zase p\u0159irozen\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed, snad ani s\u00e1m krtek nezn\u00e1.<\/p>\n

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Jak\u00e9?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Pana Kocoura. <\/strong>(on se tak jmenuje – pan Kocour)<\/em><\/p>\n

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Jak v\u00edte, stal m\u00fdm p\u0159\u00edtelem a souputn\u00edkem na chati\u010dce, m\u00e1m ho stra\u0161n\u011b r\u00e1da a u\u017e si to bez n\u011bho neum\u00edme p\u0159edstavit ani tady.<\/p>\n

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A to ani Je\u010dm\u00ednek, kter\u00fd ho pojal za kamar\u00e1da, a pan Kocour pak Je\u010dm\u00ednka za duha, kter\u00fd nikdy nezapomene upozornit, \u017ee se nach\u00e1z\u00ed za podkrovn\u00edm oknem, aby tam snad na t\u00e9 st\u0159e\u0161e nestepoval dlouho.<\/p>\n

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N\u00e1dhern\u00e1 symbi\u00f3za. \u017ditom\u00edra sice nena\u0161el, ale v\u011b\u0159\u00edm, \u017ee kdyby ho na sv\u00fdch toulk\u00e1ch Kerskem potkal, jist\u011b by ho p\u0159ivedl.<\/p>\n

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Pan Kocour um\u00ed leccos.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Brilantn\u011b se pohybuje po vrcholu st\u0159echy a dok\u00e1\u017ee vl\u00e9zt do gar\u00e1\u017ee, i kdy\u017e je zam\u010den\u00e1.<\/p>\n

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Pozn\u00e1 zvuk motoru na\u0161eho auta, um\u00ed mluvit, sm\u011bje se, pozdrav\u00ed, kdy\u017e p\u0159ijde \u2026. A je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bco\u2026<\/p>\n

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M\u00e1 zaj\u00edmav\u00e9ho kon\u00ed\u010dka\u2026<\/p>\n

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Lov\u00ed krtky.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A to tak brilantn\u011b a mistrovsky, \u017ee tu u\u017e nen\u00ed asi ani jeden.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Za uplynul\u00fdch 14 dn\u016f, vyskl\u00e1dal na z\u00e1pra\u017e\u00ed \u010dty\u0159i a dneska dal\u0161\u00edho.<\/p>\n

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Kupodivu, na rozd\u00edl od my\u0161\u00ed, kter\u00e9 s pot\u011b\u0161en\u00edm konzumuje, pan Kocour krtky ne\u017eere.<\/p>\n

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Dum\u00e1m pro\u010d, mo\u017en\u00e1 maj\u00ed jinou chu\u0165 ne\u017e my\u0161i, ale zan\u00edcen\u011b je lov\u00ed a nos\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Jakkoli je krtek zv\u00ed\u0159\u00e1tko hezk\u00e9, hebk\u00e9 a jakkoli je mi to l\u00edto, je to p\u0159\u00edroda ve sv\u00e9 ryz\u00ed form\u011b. A jestli je krtek s n\u011b\u010d\u00edm naprosto srovnan\u00fd, tak je to p\u0159eci jeho p\u0159irozen\u00fd nep\u0159\u00edtel.<\/p>\n

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Pred\u00e1tor.<\/p>\n

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\u0160elma.<\/p>\n

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Nen\u00ed nad \u010d\u00edm plakat\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Leda by se cht\u011bl \u010dlov\u011bk vzp\u00edrat tomu, co za n\u00e1s ud\u011blala p\u0159\u00edroda, ta moudr\u00e1 matka, kter\u00e1 nezapomn\u011bla ani u jedin\u00e9ho \u017eivo\u010dicha na regulaci stavu.<\/p>\n

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Ka\u017edi\u010dk\u00fd, i ten nejnepatrn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed tvor m\u00e1 sv\u00e9ho p\u0159irozen\u00e9ho nep\u0159\u00edtele.<\/p>\n

(Ano i \u010dlov\u011bk m\u00e1 p\u0159irozen\u00e9ho nep\u0159\u00edtele. \u010clov\u011bka)<\/em><\/p>\n

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A ko\u010dka kontra krtek \u2013 to je samo sebou.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Jen m\u00e1m za to, \u017ee tohle d\u011bl\u00e1 pan Kocour i ze solidarity, nebo spojil p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e9 s u\u017eite\u010dn\u00fdm, jednodu\u0161e to zv\u00ed\u0159e m\u00e1 pochopen\u00ed a v\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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On se prob\u011bhne, je\u0161t\u011b bude za hrdinu a j\u00e1 nebudu muset poletovat po zahrad\u011b s n\u011bjak\u00fdm, z jeho pohledu smrdut\u00fdm lidsk\u00fdm v\u00fddobytkem.<\/p>\n

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Tak letos nula krtk\u016f a uctiv\u00e9 d\u00edky panu Kocourovi.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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M\u00edsto u m\u011b v posteli m\u00e1 do\u017eivotn\u011b zaji\u0161t\u011bn\u00e9. \"heart\"<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A jak je to zase prost\u00e9!<\/p>\n

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M\u00ed\u0161a K.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Views: 37Loni jsem prohr\u00e1la bitvu s krtky tot\u00e1ln\u00edm KO, tedy asi 56:0. Ani to m\u011b ale nep\u0159im\u011blo k n\u011bjak\u00e9mu chemick\u00e9mu \u00fatoku, proto\u017ee se prost\u011b \u010dlov\u011bk mus\u00ed ovl\u00e1dat a uznat fakt, \u017ee soupe\u0159 je logisticky siln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00e9 nekonven\u010dn\u00ed zbran\u011b, to je zbab\u011bl\u00e9. Odm\u011bnou za m\u016fj f\u00e9rov\u00fd p\u0159\u00edstup v\u0161ak bylo tolik krtinc\u016f, kolik se jich sem vejde.   Poddolovali […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ranni-kavy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t