{"id":4694,"date":"2017-06-19T10:54:09","date_gmt":"2017-06-19T08:54:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=4694"},"modified":"2018-09-12T10:54:47","modified_gmt":"2018-09-12T08:54:47","slug":"k-ranni-kave-zemanovy-protokoly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-zemanovy-protokoly.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: Zemanovy protokoly"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Vezmu to jen tak nadleh\u010den\u011b, proto\u017ee ono tedy mezi n\u00e1mi, j\u00e1 m\u00edt v programu setk\u00e1n\u00ed s Jej\u00edm Veli\u010denstvem kr\u00e1lovnou, tak se na to budu p\u0159ipravovat m\u011bs\u00edc, abych n\u00e1hodou nevykro\u010dila d\u0159\u00edve, ne\u017e ona, nezeptala se na co nem\u00e1m, nesm\u00e1la se, kdy\u017e je to nevhodn\u00e9 a podobn\u011b\u2026nen\u00ed to legrace. Tak jsem se v\u010dera ve\u010der zamyslela u \u010dl\u00e1nku ZDE<\/a>, zdali ten n\u00e1\u0161 zem\u011bd\u011blec v roli hlavy st\u00e1tu m\u011bl v\u016fbec na v\u00fdb\u011br mezi \u201epod\u011blat to\u201c<\/em> a pod\u011blat to\u201c<\/em><\/strong>\u2026<\/p>\n

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\u0158\u00edkala jsem si, \u017ee i kdy\u017e bych p\u0159edem dobrovoln\u011b absolvovala kurz dvorn\u00ed etikety, kde bych si d\u011blala v\u00fdpisky a u\u010dila se je nazpam\u011b\u0165 mnoho noc\u00ed, rad\u011bji bych stejn\u011b pak zvolila taktiku z\u00e1sadn\u011b jen odpov\u00eddat a po dokon\u010den\u00ed v\u011bty Jej\u00edho veli\u010denstva pro jistotu je\u0161t\u011b p\u00e1r vte\u0159in po\u010dkat, abych j\u00ed nesko\u010dila do \u0159e\u010di, co\u017e bych nerozchodila.<\/p>\n

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Ale tak ka\u017ed\u00fd jsme jin\u00fd.<\/p>\n

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T\u00edm sp\u00ed\u0161e Zeman je jin\u00fd.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Dobr\u00fd, ne\u0159ekl si o popeln\u00edk a vynechal debatu na t\u00e9ma degenerace kr\u00e1lovsk\u00fdch rod\u016f, co\u017e jsem s hr\u016fzou \u010dekala.<\/p>\n

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Zd\u00e1l se mi stra\u0161n\u00fd sen o tom, jak se Kr\u00e1lovn\u011b Al\u017eb\u011bt\u011b s \u00fasm\u011bvem sv\u011b\u0159uje, \u017ee je p\u0159ekvapen, \u017ee s ohledem na jej\u00ed dlouh\u00fd rodokmen \u010dekal, \u017ee bude m\u00edt dv\u011b hlavy.<\/p>\n

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Nestalo se. <\/strong><\/p>\n

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(nejsp\u00ed\u0161 se na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed neobt\u011b\u017eoval studovat jej\u00ed rodokmen, co\u017e je nakonec dob\u0159e, proto\u017ee kdyby ho studoval na netu, kdo v\u00ed, kam by se zase doklikal).<\/em><\/p>\n

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A tak na kr\u00e1lovnu pouze halekal a nam\u00edsto ob\u00e1van\u00e9ho dotazu na v\u011bk se omezil na dotaz, zda je pravda, \u017ee madam pamatuje deset premi\u00e9r\u016f.<\/p>\n

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No co? Mohl se zeptat, jestli je pravda, \u017ee pamatuje archeopteryxe, tak\u017ee je to je\u0161t\u011b dobr\u00fd.<\/p>\n

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Protokol tak\u00e9 pr\u00fd vy\u017eaduje, aby m\u011bl n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvn\u00edk Al\u017eb\u011bty II. \u017eaket.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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No tak nem\u011bl \u017eaket, m\u011bl oblek, kde mu vp\u0159edu koukala kravata, nebo kus ko\u0161ile, hned vedle toho fleku od tatarky, nebo co to bylo.<\/p>\n

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Zase ale mohl v duchu lidovosti a jako star\u00fd <\/strong>(na)<\/em>maz\u00e1k p\u0159ij\u00edt t\u0159eba v \u017eabk\u00e1ch, slam\u00e1ku a bermud\u00e1ch.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Jej\u00ed veli\u010denstvo dostalo od \u010desk\u00e9 hlavy st\u00e1tu \u0161\u00e1tek, kter\u00fd si na Starom\u00e1ku pr\u00fd kupuj\u00ed turist\u00e9 (\u010dl\u00e1nek ZDE <\/a><\/strong>)<\/em> a bro\u017e bl\u00ed\u017ee nepopsan\u00e9ho p\u016fvodu.<\/p>\n

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(T\u0159eba j\u00ed lepil po ve\u010derech z pecek od meloun\u016f, \u010do\u010dky a ho\u0159\u010di\u010dn\u00fdch sem\u00ednek)<\/em><\/p>\n

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No jo, tak suven\u00fdr z Prahy, dobr\u00fd \u2026 snad \u0161\u00e1tek pan\u00ed kr\u00e1lovna unos\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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A jestli to bylo vhodn\u00e9?<\/p>\n

Dostate\u010dn\u011b uctiv\u00e9?<\/p>\n

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J\u00e1 bych to nechala b\u00fdt, proto\u017ee je to p\u0159ece Zeman, samostatn\u00fd \u017eivo\u010di\u0161n\u00fd druh a bu\u010fme r\u00e1di, \u017ee panovnici nepo\u010dastoval sklen\u011bnou koul\u00ed, co v n\u00ed sn\u011b\u017e\u00ed na sn\u011bhul\u00e1ka a st\u00e1do sob\u016f a fla\u0161kou karpatsk\u00e9 brendy.<\/p>\n

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N\u00e1\u0161 pan prezident se p\u0159ece nebude omezovat n\u011bjak\u00fdmi se\u0161n\u011brovan\u00fdmi protokoly n\u011bjak\u00fdch aristokrat\u016f, z n\u011bjak\u00e9ho placat\u00e9ho, plovouc\u00edho kusu zem\u011b.<\/p>\n

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On m\u00e1 svoje protokoly.<\/p>\n

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A kr\u00e1lovna Spojen\u00e9ho kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed si po p\u00e1r dal\u0161\u00edch n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u00e1ch, a\u017e bude m\u00edt k \u0161\u00e1tku taky z\u00e1st\u011bru, sadu va\u0159e\u010dek a ko\u0161t\u011b, jist\u011b zvykne. \"devil\"<\/strong><\/p>\n

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M\u00ed\u0161a K.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Views: 13Vezmu to jen tak nadleh\u010den\u011b, proto\u017ee ono tedy mezi n\u00e1mi, j\u00e1 m\u00edt v programu setk\u00e1n\u00ed s Jej\u00edm Veli\u010denstvem kr\u00e1lovnou, tak se na to budu p\u0159ipravovat m\u011bs\u00edc, abych n\u00e1hodou nevykro\u010dila d\u0159\u00edve, ne\u017e ona, nezeptala se na co nem\u00e1m, nesm\u00e1la se, kdy\u017e je to nevhodn\u00e9 a podobn\u011b\u2026nen\u00ed to legrace. Tak jsem se v\u010dera ve\u010der zamyslela u \u010dl\u00e1nku […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ranni-kavy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t