{"id":4563,"date":"2017-11-08T11:10:24","date_gmt":"2017-11-08T10:10:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/pokus_sablona\/?p=4563"},"modified":"2018-09-09T11:11:01","modified_gmt":"2018-09-09T09:11:01","slug":"k-ranni-kave-neni-to-bahno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/popelky.cz\/verze7-0\/ranni-kavy\/k-ranni-kave-neni-to-bahno.html","title":{"rendered":"K rann\u00ed k\u00e1v\u011b: Nen\u00ed to bahno!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A j\u00e1 budu bohat\u00e1! Sou\u010dasn\u00e9 b\u00e1je\u010dn\u00e9 po\u010das\u00ed, kter\u00e9 jednoho nenech\u00e1 ani chv\u00edli doma a p\u0159\u00edmo vyb\u00edz\u00ed k v\u00fdlet\u016fm k vod\u011b, klima, kter\u00e9 du\u0161i napln\u00ed optimismem a v\u00edrou, co v\u00edrou\u2026 p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den\u00edm o sv\u011btl\u00e9 budoucnosti, m\u00e1 je\u0161t\u011b jednu z \u0159ady v\u00fdhod\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u2026 nepozn\u00e1te, co je bahno a co ne.<\/p>\n

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Miluji bahno, proto\u017ee je l\u00e9\u010div\u00e9, je zdrav\u00e9, p\u011bkn\u00e9 a m\u00e1 naprosto skv\u011blou konzistenci. Obzvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b miluji, kdy\u017e se mi uchyt\u00ed na bot\u011b.<\/p>\n

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Ide\u00e1ln\u011b na obou.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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M\u00e1 to pak \u0161mrnc a takov\u00fd p\u0159\u00edrodn\u00ed skvost jen dopln\u00ed denn\u00ed outfit.<\/p>\n

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Zrovna v\u010dera jsem si libovala.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Pochodovala jsem z po\u0161ty, a abych si zkr\u00e1tila cestu, \u0161la jsem takov\u00fdm mali\u010dk\u00fdm les\u00ed\u010dkem, zpola zatravn\u011bn\u00fdm, kter\u00fd sk\u00fdtal hezk\u00e9 pokouk\u00e1n\u00ed na stromy, ned\u00e1vno zdrav\u011b pro\u010d\u00edsnut\u00e9 \u010derstv\u00fdm v\u00e1nkem.<\/p>\n

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Vyjdu k autu, a co vid\u00edm\u2026 bah\u00fdnko a fakt kvalitn\u00ed, a jak dob\u0159e dr\u017eelo na obou bot\u00e1ch.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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S radost\u00ed jsem nastoupila do vozu s v\u011bdom\u00edm, \u017ee moje kobere\u010dky te\u010f budou kone\u010dn\u011b vypadat podzimn\u011b a p\u011bkn\u011b.<\/p>\n

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(ne, set\u0159epat to ne\u0161lo). <\/em><\/p>\n

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Teprve za j\u00edzdy jsem zjistila, \u017ee jsem m\u011bla je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edce \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed, ne\u017e jsem si myslela. A to jsem si myslela, \u017ee t\u00edm, \u017ee jsem pr\u00e1v\u011b zaplatila povinn\u00e9 ru\u010den\u00ed, jsem denn\u00ed d\u00e1vku impulz\u016f pro dobrou n\u00e1ladu vy\u010derpala.<\/p>\n

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Ba ne, \u2026 je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edce \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed pro m\u011b, moje boty a moje kobere\u010dky.<\/p>\n

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Nebylo to bah\u00fdnko!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Nev\u00edm, jak se \u010dlov\u011bku povede \u0161l\u00e1pnout do ho*na ob\u011bma nohama, na to prost\u011b mus\u00ed b\u00fdt talent, ale m\u011b se to poda\u0159ilo. Jsem talent.<\/p>\n

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A jsem velice r\u00e1da, \u017ee psi zde jsou skute\u010dn\u011b krmeni dob\u0159e, a \u017ee rozhodn\u011b nejsou podvy\u017eiven\u00ed.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Skoro p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm, \u017ee v tom druhohorn\u00edm porostu, kter\u00fd se stal z p\u016fvodn\u011b nudn\u00e9ho les\u00edka, ji\u017e \u017eij\u00ed i dinosau\u0159i. Odpov\u00eddalo by to mno\u017estv\u00ed str\u00e1ven\u00e9 potravy v jedn\u00e9 st\u0159evn\u00ed d\u00e1vce.<\/p>\n

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Vsad\u00edm si sportku. Budu bohat\u00e1.<\/p>\n

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Nap\u0159ed ale projedu s autem my\u010dkou a nech\u00e1m otev\u0159en\u00e9 v\u0161echny dve\u0159e, proto\u017ee to se prost\u011b ned\u00e1.<\/p>\n

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Den jako kor\u00e1lek, ne?!!<\/p>\n

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Co n\u00e1s nezabije, to n\u00e1s pos\u00edl\u00ed! \"cheeky\"<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Bonus:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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St\u00e1t ustoupil. T\u011b\u017ebu zdrav\u00fdch strom\u016f plo\u0161n\u011b nezak\u00e1\u017ee<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

(nebude t\u0159eba)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Na Prost\u011bjovsku zmizel les, n\u011bkdo ho nen\u00e1padn\u011b vyt\u011b\u017eil<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

(v\u017edy\u0165 to \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Pir\u00e1ti zd\u011bdili kancel\u00e1\u0159 po KS\u010cM. Ve stole na n\u011b \u010dekalo p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed!<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

(ze by to byl LENIN ?!!?)<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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P\u011bkn\u00fd den!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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M\u00ed\u0161a K.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Views: 20A j\u00e1 budu bohat\u00e1! Sou\u010dasn\u00e9 b\u00e1je\u010dn\u00e9 po\u010das\u00ed, kter\u00e9 jednoho nenech\u00e1 ani chv\u00edli doma a p\u0159\u00edmo vyb\u00edz\u00ed k v\u00fdlet\u016fm k vod\u011b, klima, kter\u00e9 du\u0161i napln\u00ed optimismem a v\u00edrou, co v\u00edrou\u2026 p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den\u00edm o sv\u011btl\u00e9 budoucnosti, m\u00e1 je\u0161t\u011b jednu z \u0159ady v\u00fdhod\u2026   \u2026 nepozn\u00e1te, co je bahno a co ne.     Miluji bahno, proto\u017ee je l\u00e9\u010div\u00e9, je zdrav\u00e9, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ranni-kavy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t